Rob E Dangerously

*resists replying with "Yeah, I'm good at this, much better than your grammar"* RobStone, what do you ask of me? you want me to state some of the same stuff you got earlier when you had your evolution/creation debate? Just cuddle with some Carbon 14 and think that Man walked with the Dinosaurs. Oooook?

1. Summerslam 2. Wrestlemania 3. No Mercy 4. Royal Rumble 5. Survivor Series 6. Armageddon 7. Backlash 8. Judgement Day 9. Unforgiven 10. Vengence 11. King of the Ring 12. No Way Out

Uh.. what did you say RobStone? if that wasn't meant as an insult to me, was it meant as an insult to you? You'd be an expert on looking like a horses ass, wouldn't you?

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I got a Buffalo Sabres t-shirt. I live in Missouri. I never watch hockey. Ooooook... everything else was good.. I don't know what I'll do with another old Navy gift card.. but I figure it can be used for something

I am still amused at Rob calling marijuana a socialist drug. True fact, Lenin smoking a fat one and stayed up alllllll night on that sealed train that went to Russia. So.. is masturbation socialist, because that can make somebody lazy and tired also. Marijuana and Cocaine are illegal thru the hard work of the Hearsts, who used racial stereotypes and fear to get people to support them. They pitched the idea to people that black people smoked pot and then got white women, or became violent. It was a racist BS campaign. Marijuana won't be legal for a long time. People who have a huge say in the government would be run out of business if people could grow hemp and marijuana. Our Government is content with the idiotic commericals such as 'You buy drugs, Carlos shoots this girl in Colombia and you're a terrorist" or "Smoke pot and you'll shoot someone's eye out". I guess the Internet is socialist because it makes you lazy (and you sit in a chair for hours)

I should smoke some SOCIALIST MARIJUANA and then call you back. It's not my problem that you're a Creationist. It's not my problem that you're a consistant jackass Let me connect your posts to a problem. Reading your posts causes the braincells of forum members to die Lack of intelligence causes socialism therefore, your posts are socialist. HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW SUCKA!?!?!?! You socialist! Hell, after that, you should use some Carbon 14 on yourself and see if you're 15,000 years old. Then you can watch some Socialist Television and eat a Socialist turkey (Turkey meat makes you groggy and lazy) and then you can masturbate and since that makes you lazy and tired, it's socialist! Johnstone, it's not that I think you're wrong, it's that I think you're a complete horses ass and I was making a joke at your expense to say that you were unevolved. to quote you.. "I'm telling you, pat buchanen is what we need in office." to quote myself about that quote.. "What a jackass! Rob Stone, arch-conservative, voting for Pat Buchanan, advocate of no war with Iraq. He must have eaten paint chips when he was a kid" Don't worry RobStone, we know you don't have a clue. We know that you can't take a joke. Geez RobStone.. your telling me to grow up.. well, you need to get a fucking clue.

so.. I assume that Bill DeMott was an angry bitter bully again this week. I try not to watch his segments. although I'd need them for W.W.W. material.. bleh.. so what?

this thread is as ghey as an Elton John concert

I think the solution is in my hands. Al Wilson must marry Dawn Marie then they will take in John Cena and B2 as their adopted family. The Al Wilson Family will then win the SD Tag belts!

I doubt Big Show could fit into his Captain Insano outfit. But he should try to look like the other two guys on Team Angle. Even if they look like god damn American Gladiators. Team Angle can't beat Team Russo (Mongo and Billy Joe Tolliver) [cheap plug for my WWW e-fed on the fantasy board]

The Card (since you won't just look up to see it) SPECIAL FOOTAGE THAT WE DIDN'T GET ON THE 12/24 SHOW INVOLVING RUSSO AND GOLDBERG! #1 Contenders match for THE BIG GOLD BELT Roddy Piper v. "Rhode Dog" Jesseee Jammees Arm Wrestling Match Triple H v. The Ultimate Warrior GANG WARS BATTLEBOWL TOURNAMENT - Dusty Rhodes and Goldust v. Zenk the Ripper and a partner - Michael Cole and Chris Daniels v. Tazz and a partner - Alex Wright and Konnan v. D'Lo Brown and his NOD partner - 3D and Al Wilson v. Shaggy 2 Dope and Torrie Wilson - Bling Bling Buchanan and John Cena v. Yeti and Shark Winners go to a battle royal Winner of the Battle Royal is the first WWW Shoot Champion Sexual Harris-ment v. Barry Horowitz and Maven The Iraq Attaq and Victoria take on Trish Stratus and The Outsiders Punishment match Raven and Low Ki take on TEAM RUSSO Sid faces Bill DeMott ------ Now.. the results! We start off by showing you the unaired footage from last week. Goldberg pummeled Russo, leaving him out to dry, then after he left, Russo got up, slipped on a wet spot and fractured his upper leg bone. Russo will be out of action for two weeks. Meanwhile in the back, Triple H arrives. Kevin Sullivan informs Shark that he has been taken out of the tag match and replaced with Rikishi. Why Rikishi? "because he'z nevah lost ta them rappers Cenuh and BeeToo" Cena and Bling Bling have some words to your mother to send her. And in a shocker, Cena and Buchanan defeat Rikishi for the first time ever. Sullivan is in shock. Of course, Buchanan pinned Rikishi. But Sullivan is called off by the voice that talks to him exclusively, the Master, for re-gimmicking. John Cena and Bling Bling Buchanan defeated Rikishi and The Yeti when Buchanan pinned Rikishi with the Censor Kick in 0:02:37. Rating: 1/4* Meanwhile, Al Wilson and the former Violent J are interviewed by Todd Pettingil. They compliment him on his latest recordings. Then Al Wilson tries to act, and fails. Torrie Wilson does not look pleased to have to be around Shaggy 2 Dope. Can you blame her? Torrie Wilson and Shaggy 2 Dope defeated 3D and Al Wilson when Shaggy pinned 3D with the Top-Rope Legdrop in 0:02:29. Rating: -*** Alex Wright and Konnan declare it is their mission to show the power of the Nordic White race. That's right. Konnan's reason for doing this. "Yo homes, I gotta get a job somewhere." Meanwhile, D'Lo Brown introduces his Nation of Domination. The members are him, Koko B. Ware, Kamala and Mr. Hughes. WE ARE THE NATION.. OF DOMINATION. Oh yeah, the offical rappers for NOD 2003 are John Cena and Bling Bling Buchanan. Nation of Domination 2K3 (D'Lo Brown and Koko B. Ware) defeated Alex Wright and Konnan when K. B. Ware pinned Konnan with the Ghostbuster in 0:05:42. Rating: * Michael Cole and Chris Daniels play the guitar and sing Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the Wind" Tazz's partner is his cousin. Chris Chetti is thrilled to finally be named what he's been called for 8 years. Tazz and Tazz's Cousin defeated Michael Cole and Chris Daniels when Taz pinned Cole after a belly-to-back suplex in 0:02:10. Rating: -3/4* Dusty Rhodes and Goldust would be sharing in hilarity, but Triple H just let X-Pac into the arena, so that is shown instead. Zenk's partner wants revenge on the Rhodes. That name is Blacktop Bully. He wants revenge on Dustin for Uncensored 1995 and the King of the Road match. Zenk the Ripper and Blacktop Bully defeated Dusty Rhodes and Goldust when Bully pinned Dusty Rhodes with the Backbreaker in 0:05:50. Rating: -* and the pool of 10 for the Shoot title: Cena, B^2, Shaggy 2 Dope, Torrie Wilson, D'Lo Brown, Koko B. Ware, Tazz, Tazz's Cousin, Zenk the Ripper and Blacktop Bully Sid says some stuff.. translations will come later Meanwhile, Bill DeMott didn't get anything for Christmas, because he has no family, because they think he sucks, but he is bitter and angry! Bill DeMott pinned Sid Vicious with the No Laughing Matter in 0:02:48. Rating: -** Trish and the Outsiders study strategy. Scott Hall proposes they beat The Iraq Attaq by getting 'that sucker Jack Victory'. The Iraq Attaq and Victoria listen to Victoria's theme and chant in Arabic. But the match is not to be! As Los Boricuas and their Chica, Jackie Gayda, run out to take part in the match. But then The Kiss Demon, Bradshaw and Linda Miles run out. How will this end? They lock up. Scott Hall executes a back suplex on Jackie Gayda. Scott Hall is going for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Scott Hall. Four Corners Match: The Outsiders and Trish Stratus defeated The Iraq Attaq and Victoria, Los Boricuas (Miguel Perez Jr./Savio Vega) and Jackie Gayda and The KISS Demon, Bradshaw and Linda Miles when Hall pinned J. Gayda after a back suplex in 0:00:10. Rating: -1/4* Sexual Harris-ment comes out with Vince Russo (who is on crutches). They talk for a little bit, and then they announce Team Russo. Coming out first.. a man who was Goldberg's teammate on the Atlanta Falcons from 1992 to 1993, he lives in Dallas, Texas, he played college ball at Texas Tech. Former Charger, Falcon, Oiler, Chief and Saint, Billy Joe Tolliver! "Billy Joe played with Goldberg and Billy Joe could have snapped Goldberg any time he felt like it." Coming out second.. a man who met up with Goldberg and claims to hold an early victory over him. Former Chicago Bear, holder of a Super Bowl ring, Steve Mongo McMichael! Meanwhile, Raven and Low Ki don't get interview time. They just come out. This is their punishment for being in good matches last show. Team Russo defeated Raven and Low Ki when McMichael pinned Raven with the Mongo Spike in 0:05:43. Rating: -* 1/2 After the match, Low Ki begs for, and recieves, forgiveness from Vince Russo. Oh yeah, Elix Hitler came out and he was granted a new name. Elix Canadian. Joy joy joy! Sexual Harris-ment is still around the ring. Horowitz and Maven talk in the back and Horowitz tells Maven he better have his dropkick ready and he better be excited to be Barry Horowitz's protege. Barry Horowitz and Maven defeated Sexual Harris-ment when Maven pinned R. Harris with the Maven Effect in 0:07:20. Rating: -* 1/4 After the match, Al Snow runs down to the ring and beats Barry Horowitz into a bloody pulp for trying to be Maven's protege. Maven urges Snow to stop. ("I wasn't trying to replace you Mr. Snow!") Meanwhile, Rico is mad at Three Minute Warning for losing so match. But NOD2003 comes by and challenges 3MW to a match. Nation of Domination 2K3 (Kamala and Mr. Hughes) defeated Three-Minute Warning when Kamala pinned Jamal with the Air Africa in 0:04:55. Rating: DUD After the match, Rico yells at 3MW, and they beat him into a pile of jelly. Come on! you can't screw with Samoans, they'll kick your ass. We see the Shoot Title carried to ringside. It has a microphone on the main panel and "Crash TV" on the sides. No-Countout-No-DQ-10-Man Royal Rumble for the vacant WWW Shoot Title: Tazz's Cousin won a 10-man Royal Rumble: x Zenk the Ripper and D'Lo Brown started out. x Ripper threw out D'Lo after a monkey flip in 0:00:43 x Bling Bling Buchanan entered at 0:01:00 x Koko B. Ware entered at 0:02:00 x K. B. Ware defeated Ripper after the Ghostbuster in 0:02:29 x K. B. Ware defeated Buchanan after a flying forearm in 0:02:52 x Tazz entered at 0:03:00 x Tazz threw out K. B. Ware after a belly-to-belly suplex in 0:03:28 x Torrie Wilson entered at 0:04:00 x Torrie threw out Taz after a punch in 0:04:11 x Blacktop Bully entered at 0:05:00 x Tazz's Cousin entered at 0:06:00 x John Cena entered at 0:07:00 x Shaggy 2 Dope entered at 0:08:00 x Bully threw out Cena in 0:09:03 The Final Four: Blacktop Bully, Shaggy 2 Dope, Torrie Wilson and Tazz's Cousin x Bully defeated Shaggy after the Backbreaker in 0:10:52 x Cousin defeated Torrie after the Amityvile Horror in 0:13:30 x Cousin threw out Bully in 0:13:37 (Tazz's Cousin won the WWW Shoot Title.) THE ARM WRESTLING MATCH OF DOOM The Warrior and the table appear after the SMOKE OF DOOM shoots up. Warrior is almost slammed down at first, but then THE SMOKE COMES UP and when it fades away, the Warrior is the winner. Triple H throws the table at The Warrior, but THE SMOKE comes out and the Warrior disappears out of the way of the smoke. X-Pac runs down to look for the Warrior, but then THE SMOKE comes up and HHH is carried to ringside by the security as the Warrior shows up and we get a Warrior v. X-Pac match The Ultimate Warrior pinned X-Pac with the Big Splash in 0:01:29. Rating: -1/2* Warrior drags X-Pac to the back. Jesse James is hyped up by Vince Russo to get the title shot. Roddy Piper yells alot, and then accuses the cameraman of killing Santa Claus. Number-One-Contenders-Match: Roddy Piper made Jesse James submit to the Sleeper in 0:05:27. Rating: -1/2* Piper takes Road Dogg out with an eye-poke, but TEAM RUSSO runs down to the ring and takes out Piper with a variety of tackles and punches. Piper is then lifted up and James hits Piper with those Shake, Rattle and Roll punches. Piper is dragged to the stage where Russo is on crutches. Russo hits Piper in the groin with his crutch. But we go to the back, Triple H is standing by with Eric Bischoff. Triple H looks into a mirror and SEES THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR. Triple H then asks Bischoff if he can see the Warrior, Bischoff cannot. Unfortunately, HHH never asked the fans if we could see the Warrior, because we could! HHH then breaks the mirror. DID HE KILL THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR??? TUNE IN NEXT TIME AND SEE! -------------------- Next Show: December 29th, 2002 Location: Cinergy Stadium in Cincinnati, OH (preferably before it is imploded) MAIN EVENT 10 MAN ELIMINATION TAG SEX (Sexual Harris-ment and Jesse James) and Team Russo (Billy Joe Tolliver and Mongo McMichael) vereus Roddy Piper, Barry Horowitz, Tazz, Maven and Al Snow [Will Al Snow try to kill Barry Horowitz again in a jealous rage?] FOR THE WWW TITLE: Triple H © defends against a man who knows the Ultimate Warrior well, The Honky Tonk Man FOR THE WWW SHOOT TITLE: Tazz's Cousin © v. Chris Daniels v. Al Wilson v. Torrie Wilson FOR THE WWW TAG TEAM TITLES: The Iraq Attaq © v. Sgt. Slaughter and The Iron Sheik PUNISHMENT TIME: Alex Wright and Konnan face The Yeti and Shark Nation of Domination 2003 (D'Lo Brown, John Cena, Bling Bling Buchanan and Kamala) face off against The Outsiders, Savio Vega and Miguel Perez Jr Bra and Panties Whip Cream paddle match: Trish Stratus faces Victoria Bill DeMott faces Rikishi -------------------- WWW presents "THE TOILET TUMBLE!", the first WWW PPV Date of show: January 5th, 2003 Location: Veterans Stadium, Philadelphia, PA. The Toilet Tumble card right now! DOUBLE MAIN EVENT! For the Big Gold Belt: Vince Russo © faces Rowdy Roddy Piper For the World's Worst Title: Triple H © defends against The Ultimate Warrior For the World's Worst Tag Team titles: The Iraq Attaq © puts the belts up against The Outsiders And.. a 30 man Royal Rumble, the winner faces either the Big Gold champion or the WWW champion at some time down the road!

Christmas Eve Card.. MAIN EVENT- Vince Russo and Sexual Harris-ment v. Barry Horowitz and Commish Roddy Piper in a 'handicrap match' WWW TITLE- Triple H v. Low Ki in a 'I Quit' match [LOW KI'S PUNISHMENT MATCH] Tag Team titles- Trish Stratus and Victoria v. The Iraq Attaq in a 'Ladder match' Tazz v. Chris Daniels and Michael Cole Elix Hitler v. Goldberg Zenk the Ripper v. X-Pac in a 'street fight' The Abortionist v. Giant Silva in a 'strap match' [ABORTIONIST'S PUNISHMENT MATCH] 3D v. Shaggy 2 Doink in a 'Table match' Three Minute Warning v. The Outsiders v. The Yeti and Shark v. Bling Bling Buchanan and John Cena in a #1 contenders match for the Tag Team titles "El Doinko" (Savio Vega) v. Raven Now.. the results! We start with Vince Russo and SEX talking. They're gonna beat Horowitz and Pipah tonight. But Roddy Piper comes out and accuses SEX member Road Dogg Jesse James (who doesn't wrestle, ever) of killing Brad Armstrong. Raven starts to talk backstage, but he is cut off as we see that TRIPLE H IS DRINKING WATER! HE IS HERE! "El Doinko" Savio Vega talks in Spanish.. and then we see.. THE RETURN OF LOS BORICUAS! They lock up. El Doinko hits a kneelift on Raven. El Doinko hits Raven with a kick to the head. The crowd is starting to get behind El Doinko. El Doinko is going for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. The crowd is cheering on El Doinko. The winner is El Doinko. Time of match: 0:00:19 El Doinko pinned Raven after a kick to the head in 0:00:19. Rating: * El Doinko celebrates with Los Boricuas as Raven is out cold. Meanwhile, the Abortionist is backstage making baby clothes for Christmas. Giant Silva is.. tall. They lock up. Giant Silva executes a spinebuster slam on The Abortionist James Beard counts: One, two, kickout. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number one. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number two. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number three. Giant Silva hits turnbuckle number four. The crowd is cheering on Giant Silva. Strap Match: Giant Silva defeated The Abortionist in 0:00:15. Rating: 3/4* Zenk the Ripper promises to rip X-Pac a new one... but X-Pac is not here. So Dusty Rhodes is called to replace him. They lock up. Zenk the Ripper goes for a monkey flip, but Dusty Rhodes blocks it. Dusty Rhodes executes a swinging neckbreaker on Zenk the Ripper. The crowd is starting to get behind Dusty Rhodes. Dusty Rhodes executes a dropkick on Zenk the Ripper. Dusty Rhodes executes the Bionic Elbowdrop on Zenk the Ripper. Dusty Rhodes is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dusty Rhodes goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Dusty Rhodes is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Dusty Rhodes pinned Zenk the Ripper with the Bionic Elbowdrop in 0:00:27. Rating: -1/2* Zenk the Ripper promises to kill Dusty Rhodes and his family on the 26th Chris Daniels declares that America should remember that Christmas Eve is the time for peace, THAT COMMIE BASTARD! Michael Cole walks up to him and they sing "All you need is love" Tazz puts on his shirt and sweats and tries to remember how to wrestle. Handicap-Match: Chris Daniels and Michael Cole defeated Tazz when Cole pinned Taz with the Smackdown in 0:01:43. Rating: 1/2* Tazz shows his massive shame at losing a match to Michael Cole and he challenges Cole and Daniels to a match on the 26th, where Tazz will have a partner. Elix Hitler goes up to Vince Russo and proposes the name of 'Elix Dixiewrecked'. Russo has no comment. Goldberg punches stuff They lock up. Elix Hitler goes for spinning headscissors, but Bill Goldberg throws him off. Bill Goldberg catches Elix Hitler totally by surprise. Bill Goldberg executes the Jackhammer on Elix Hitler. Bill Goldberg is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Bill Goldberg goes for the pin. James Beard counts: One, two, three. Bill Goldberg is getting a good reaction from the crowd. Bill Goldberg pinned Elix Hitler with the Jackhammer in 0:00:20. Rating: * Goldberg snarls. Russo runs out and yells at Goldberg for squashing Elix. Shaggy 2 Doink is here.. and he's not queer. That's what he says. Meanwhile.. 3D comes out to say that he doesn't feel like facing Shaggy, so he has a replacement. That replacement is Bill DeMott, who reminds us that he's ANGRY and BITTER. Shaggy 2 Dope defeated Bill DeMott via pinfall in 0:04:16. Rating: 1/2* Shaggy asks "Wasn't this supposed to be a table match?" 3D replies with "Oh yeah, my bad" and then 3D beats him down. Rosey and Jamal and Rico are in the back and they are ready. Yeti and Shark are also ready Cena and Buchanan attempt to rap The Outsiders are sober. At least Hall is. Four Corners Match: The Outsiders defeated Rosey and Jamal, The Dungeon of Doom (Shark/The Yeti) and Bling Bling Buchanan and Vanilla Cena: x Jamal beat Yeti via pinfall in 0:01:26 x Jamal beat Cena after the Splash off the top in 0:10:39 x Hall beat Rosey via the Razor's Edge in 0:19:52 Rating: -* 1/2 D'Lo Brown attempts to seal the deal with Molly Holly, but Alex Wright (Revisionist who??) declares that he will make sure that D'Lo's somewhat black self won't get Molly's white booty. D'Lo is displeased. Konnan comes to ringside. Konnan enters the ring and hits D'Lo Brown with a chair. Konnan takes his clothes back from D'Lo Brown. D'Lo Brown asks for a disqualifaction, but Earl Hebner didn't see anything. Tiger Ali Singh enters the ring and hits Alex Wright with a chair. D'Lo Brown seemingly enjoys the boos. Earl Hebner disqualifies D'Lo Brown. A portion of the crowd is booing Alex Wright. Alex Wright defeated D'Lo Brown by disqualification in 0:05:07. Rating: 1/4* After the match, D'Lo gets angry and declares he will reform THE NATION OF DOMINATION next week! The Iraq Attaq declares that they have no weapons of mass destruction hidden in their tights. Trish asks Victoria to stop playing her theme music. The Iraq Attaq defeated Trish Stratus and Victoria when Credible pinned Victoria after the Greetings from Baghdad in 0:03:24. Rating: -3/4* (The Iraq Attaq won the World's Worst Tag Team Titles.) and after the match, Victoria turns heel on Trish! Victoria's an Iraqi! wait.. didn't they pin Victoria and not Trish? Who cares? It's beatdown time, and the Outsiders save Torrie Low Ki looks like he was told he was gonna lose in 30 seconds, but can he prevail?!?!?! Triple H is pumped and intense They lock up. Triple H catches Low Ki in an armbar submission. Low Ki is inching his way towards the ropes. Low Ki summons one last burst of energy. Low Ki submits after 15 seconds. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Triple H because they want to cheer him but he's a heel. The winner is Triple H. Time of match: 0:00:24 I-Quit Match: Triple H made Low Ki submit to an armbar submission in 0:00:24. Rating: * (Triple H retained the WWW Title.) But then, THE SMOKE OF DEATH comes out and the Ultimate Warrior makes an arm wrestling table appear and he warns Triple H that they will have an arm-wrestling match on the next show. Piper and Horowitz prepare as Horowitz realizes he's gonna carry the team. Russo and Sexual Harris-ment want to make sure that they don't have too much wrestling Handicap-Match: Roddy Piper and Barry Horowitz defeated Sexual Harris-ment and Vince Russo when Piper pinned Russo after a piledriver in 0:09:40. Rating: -** 1/2 Piper beats Russo down with slaps and eye-pokes. Then Goldberg comes down to the ring and we cut to black -------- IN A FEW MOMENTS The 12/26 Card SPECIAL FOOTAGE THAT WE DIDN'T GET ON THE 12/24 SHOW INVOLVING RUSSO AND GOLDBERG! #1 Contenders match for THE BIG GOLD BELT Roddy Piper v. "Rhode Dog" Jesseee Jammees Arm Wrestling Match Triple H v. The Ultimate Warrior GANG WARS BATTLEBOWL TOURNAMENT - Dusty Rhodes and Goldust v. Zenk the Ripper and a partner - Michael Cole and Chris Daniels v. Tazz and a partner - Alex Wright and Konnan v. D'Lo Brown and his NOD partner - 3D and Al Wilson v. Shaggy 2 Dope and Torrie Wilson - Bling Bling Buchanan and John Cena v. Yeti and Shark Winners go to a battle royal Winner of the Battle Royal is the first WWW Shoot Champion Sexual Harris-ment v. Barry Horowitz and Maven The Iraq Attaq and Victoria take on Trish Stratus and The Outsiders Punishment match Raven and Low Ki take on TEAM RUSSO Sid faces Bill DeMott

so.. who gets to be the fifth member of the Angle Foundation.. Maybe Eric Angle or Matt Hardy Angle - Bret Show - Neidhart Haas - Owen Shelton - Davey Boy

so.. what did Tazz claim that Benoit won with.. a Penis Roll? Who cares what it was.. that's worthy of being used as a finisher name!

Al Wilson can marry Dawn Marie and manage B2 and Cena. It'll be the First Family of Wrestling. Al B2 Cena Dawn Al Wilson for WWE champion!

Ha!

Evolution is false. Proof: Rob Johnstone.

I hear the Steelers and Titans claimed Deion, and the Steelers would get him

hell.. if they want Kingsbury, they can call Jack Pardee up at his retirement plaza and.. BRING BACK THE RUN AND SHOOT!

Willis is a Junior right now. Anyways, it'd be stupid to draft from Miami. How many players can go from playing home games in the Orange Bowl to playing home games in Paul Brown Stadium without a hitch. BTW, if he is still on the board by pick 33, the Bengals should get Ken Dorsey I think Kingsbury could be very good with the right system, even with mediocre recievers. Isn't that how it went at Texas Tech? and I'm sure that Cincy wouldn't be stunned if they lost by 45 like Tech. Think about it.. if Cincy had the first and second picks for a few rounds, that'd be a huge thing. Two picks in a row. Their coach is probably gone after this weekend. So, the new one better be pretty damned good. Or, Mike Brown could hire Bob Davie, or Terry Hoeppner (Miami-OH), or Mike Brown could sell his soul to Satan to get Bob Pruett or even Rick Minter. Carson Palmer is a victim of the Heisman QB curse. He will be useless if he is picked first, because if he is picked first, he gets the "#1 pick double-curse" put on men like Andre Ware.

they could let Detroit have the pick for a #2 pick in the first, second and fourth rounds. What a ripoff.

I think the #1 pick should be used for Larry Johnson. I don't think any of the QBs could really be picked #1 and succeed in Cincy. The 2nd or 3rd round pick should be used for their QB. Like Kliff Kingsbury, Chris Simms or some other QB the other picks should go for some of the Penn State OL (face it, it'd work out well with Johnson) and defense

Flyboy: run up the score

Don't you people ever get tired of this argument getting shot down? By your "logic," Bush should be frothing at the mouth to go after Russia, since they presently have the largest supply of oil in the world. Kindly let me know when the Marines land at Moscow, hm? Russia is one of our allies right now. So there'd be no need to invade a country that is with us, for their oil. Anyways, America has been reluctant to invade Russia. I figure that America hasn't done enough stealing of oil from the Saudis. At least the Saudis have more of a link to terrorism than Iraq. But, if we did anything to Saudi Arabia, then it'd be baaaaaaaad. Right?