Rob E Dangerously

What about this: Road Dogg comes in and declares that HE married Billy back in 1998.

Brocklock! and he lied to his momma also

so that's how Brock got cheered. His parents were there.

Mean Gene was picking up chicks at Ozzfest.

OVW! and Kenny Bolin (who looks like the spawn of JR and Jerry Lawler)

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! John Cena will get the "Naked Mideon" gimmick. He should make weird announcements or comments in his promos also

John Cena, Champion of the Universe!

I think the WWE should push Saturn and ignore his past once he returns from his injury. Just push Saturn as a face asskicker on maybe RAW, I'm sure it'd work.

^ is plotting to kill Sara Taker's baby with Brock

You might want to change your sig also.

Mak wins New TV champ and he is Matt Myers Flexx comes in Dillon presumably beats up CT Judge Mental sentences Blank to a 'pound me in the ass' federal prison and.. I WIN! I WIN! I WIN! Granted, it was over JtR, but it's a start. any comments from the rest of you?

Something old: Smokin' Gunns chaps Something new: New Billy t-shirt Something borrowed: Kurt Angle's wig Something blue: Mark Henry (well, his tights are blue) so, AS, did you give yourself the "Undisputed Title" tagline or did you get to it by posting alot?

they are calling it a "commitment ceremony" because they will not do a wedding. Simple as that. I figure that the B&C connection goes face next week also to feud with D-Von and Rico

They should modify Funaki's music for when he wrestles to a tune with him singing "Funaki! #1 announcer ooooon Smackdown! Funaki! Funaki!" and so on

Some of the move names I've seen over my years in e-feds. "Sha-Na-Na" "Snap, Crackle, Pop" "Illegal in 48 States" "The Disconnection" (Tombstone Piledriver used by Leon Sharpe when I first brought him in as Hacker in 1998) "Instant Karma" (which would be the name I'd use if I was in an e-fed as "Rob E. Dangerously") what are your favorite finisher names from all the e-feds you can remember?

"Smackdown #1 Announcer!" Whooooo!

will Matt Hardy bring in DDP to spread the positive vibes?

you can't have Mattitude without being on the Mat

Kurt Angle, the Ice Cream Man Candy Stripper doesn't want to pawn his medals off. Eddy Herrero! and I have Mattitude!

Matt Hardy is getting personality. Hardcore Holly is jealous that he didn't get F-5'd by Brock Lesnar, that bastard!

Spoke too soon BH4F We want Levithan! or Batista can be a 'Waylon Mercy' type. great eye movement by Noble

Uh.. no they aren't

DEMONIC MUSIC~! KILL! KILL! KILL!

if Brock is lacking heat, he could always attack Sara Taker

Shouldn't Brock wear a shirt for this?