Rob E Dangerously

Keep the folder. It's here for a reason. The majority of people here shouldn't be punished because a small minority of posters get into a silly immature little flamewar.

Ahmed: get an Ahmed avatar also

I figure that IL lost more in the last month or so than Cutthroat

Does Hoss Funk count as a Hoss when it comes to this?

I figure 'Jim Helwig' was just 'The Ultimate Warrior'

Since when does Stacey have a daughter? Wait a sec...Stacey is only 23 or so. If she had a daughter even as early as when she was 13-- FUUUUUUUUUUCK! SICK SONS OF A BITCHES! Was it Lawler?! TS: it was some fucked up story. and from the site.. small details on it.. "The Secret Life of Stacy Keibler MFf, cons, oral, anal, pedo" Just plainly weird shit.. it's not like "Mighty Joe Young meets the Nitro Girls"

I figure that Cole should turn heel. Just to see if it'd work

BAD: Cole bashing Lloyd's interviewing skills GOOD: Cole praising Funaki

Michael Cole: "At least I kiss women Lloyd" Hey Cole, you're throwing stones in a glass house

I figure Chuck won't have too many singles matches. He won the Velocity title from Holly last week (I think)

so.. if Holly pins Chuck, should I recongize that as a Velocity title change?

Let me tell you this, I shatter the glass ceiling with my booking. Still, it looks like HHH is holding them back with a huge Pong dealie

Why did I do alot of big stuff on Heat? because I assumed it was Raw. Ooops. Raw shall be good! ------ Aldo Montoya vs Goldust : Stiff chop lights up Aldo. Bodyslam by Goldust. Nice piledriver on Aldo. Lifting DDT by Goldust, looked good. Goldust moves in for the kill. Curtain Call!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead. Kevin Nash comes out to the sound of his music and walks to the ring. Molly Holly comes out from the crowd and slides into the ring! Molly has grabbed the ring bell. Nash turns...and gets blasted with it! Kevin Nash rolls to the outside. He has been busted open by Molly Holly! X-Pac is backstage, when Jazz comes walking past. Shawn Michaels also walks in. He sees Jazz talking to X-Pac, and walks over and pulls her away! Jazz doesn't look happy as she gets pulled away. Could Shawn Michaels be jealous? Chris Nowinski vs Test : Spear by Chris Nowinski. Lifting DDT by Chris Nowinski, looked good. Death valley driver by Chris Nowinski, Test is down and hurt. Pin, but Test is out just before the three count. Nowinski slams Test down. Cover for a two count. Test blocks a punch. Fallaway slam by Test. Spinebuster by Test. Chris Nowinski avoids a Test avalanche. Massive backbreaker, Test got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. William Regal comes running down the aisle and onto the apron! Test turns...and is dropped throat-first onto the top rope by Regal! William Regal has left Test in big trouble. Chris Nowinski moves in for the kill. Here it comes - Belly To Belly Suplex. 1....2...3, it's finished. Nowinski and Regal beat away on Test, leaving him spread-eagled on the canvas. ** rating for this one. X-Pac has come down to the ring for an interview. As he is talking, Crash Holly slides in from behind...and levels him with a chair shot! That was brutal. Pac gets pulled into the corner...and rammed groin first into the steel ring post! Crash has left X-Pac down and in pain! Kevin Nash vs Molly Holly : Molly hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Stiff high kick on Nash by Molly Holly who has evidently been watching some old AJPW tapes recently. Molly Holly strikes Nash. There's a two count on the pin. Driven DDT by Molly Holly. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nash counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Incredibly weak headbutt on Molly by Nash. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nash hits a stump piledriver on Molly Holly. Molly Holly elbows Kevin Nash in the face to break a hammerlock. Nash walks into a face crusher variation. Molly Holly has Kevin Nash down on the canvas and is ascending the corner. Through the air, Molly Go Round! 1....2....3. Rhyno comes running down the aisle, and gets into the ring! Nash turns around...straight into a Gore!! Kevin Nash has been left down on the canvas. Almost a ** match, but not quite - *1\2 rating. Kevin Nash is in the ring, talking to the crowd, while Pac is setting up a table. Haku \ Rhyno come storming down the aisle! The two teams go at it with a fury, brawling in and around the ring...until Haku locks in a Tongan Death Grip on the outside to subdue X-Pac! Nash soon falls victim to a 2-on-1 attack. Haku \ Rhyno drag Nash into the corner...superbomb through the table! Nash has been destroyed! Haku \ Rhyno walk off, having made their point. Rob Van Dam vs Raven (For The WWE Intercontinental Title) : Spinning back kick from Rob Van Dam. RVD hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Standing leg lariat by Rob Van Dam on Raven. Hooks the leg for a two count. Second rope flying axe handle, Raven goes down. Cover for a two count. Raven blocks a punch. Raven slams Rob Van Dam. Cover for a two count. RVD walks into a spike slam. Rob Van Dam avoids a Raven avalanche. Raven walks into a face crusher variation. Rob Van Dam floors Raven...and climbs the turnbuckles. Five Star Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. *** rating for a good bout. Jazz \ Crash vs Pac \ Show : Jazz strikes X-Pac. Pac gets squashed in the corner with a clothesline. Hooks the leg for a two count. Tag between Jazz and Crash Holly. Jazz \ Crash whip Pac into the ropes and hit a double clothesline. Cover for a two count. Vertical suplex by Crash Holly. Pac powers out of a headlock. Super kick by X-Pac. There's a two count on the pin. Pac tags out to Big Show. Big clothesline from Show. 'Big' because it missed by a big margin. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Big Show punches away at Crash Holly. Crash Holly pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Crash drives a thrust kick into the chest of Show. Tag between Crash Holly and Jazz. Show receives some unexciting punishment. Show tags out to X-Pac. Jazz with a badly-executed spinning neckbreaker on Pac. X-Pac gets knocked to the ground by Jazz. X-Pac gets locked in the STF! Submission victory! **1\2 rating. Booker T is backstage. He was out there to hype a match against Brock Lesnar. Glad to see they're putting effort into getting the fans interested in a fight between the two Brock Lesnar vs The Undertaker vs Booker T (For The WWE Undisputed World Title) : Chanelling the spirit of Misawa, The Undertaker uses a forearm to the face. The Undertaker hits some punches. Lesnar counters an avalanche with a raised foot to the face. Bodyslam by Lesnar. Full nelson slam on Lesnar. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Fallaway slam by The Undertaker. Undertaker only gets knees on a splash. Lesnar \ Booker whip Undertaker into the ropes and hit a double back elbow. Death valley driver by Brock Lesnar, The Undertaker got planted. Booker slams Brock Lesnar. Booker walks into a trip. Fallaway slam by Brock Lesnar. Brock Lesnar moves in for the kill. Here it comes - F-5. 1....2...3, it's finished. Almost got a **** match, but was lacking in certain areas, so i'm knocking off half a star, so it gets a ***1\2 rating. ------ I am evil! Rating: 6.08 Nash humilation = ratings!

I am cleaning out some of the older champions so I can update this.. ---- The Scott Keith comments for my RAW of Doom! Regal \ Nowinski vs Bubba \ Spike : Flying shoulder tackle by Spike sends Nowinski to the mat. Chris Nowinski comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Flying shoulder tackle by Nowinski sends Spike to the mat. Tag between Chris Nowinski and William Regal. Stun Gun from William Regal! There used to be this blonde guy in WCW in the early 90's who used that...i wonder what happened to him? Gut buster, Spike hits hard. Spike counters an arm wringer with an elbow to the side of the head. Bodyslam by Spike. Tag to Bubba Ray Dudley. Bubba Ray Dudley hits some punches. Back elbow connects, Regal staggers backward. William Regal pulls a mule kick out of nowhere. Regal drives a thrust kick into the chest of Bubba. Tag to Chris Nowinski. Spear! Bubba is down and hurt. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Flying shoulder tackle by Nowinski sends Bubba to the mat. Bubba Ray Dudley can barely stand. Belly To Belly Suplex!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! Nowinski \ Regal rush forward to attack! Bubba \ Spike get caught by surprise and brutally beaten down to the canvas. Almost a *** rating, but there were some bits that dragged, so **3\4 instead. Stephanie McMahon has come out to the ring. She starts verbally abusing the crowd...until Stacy Keibler comes out from the back! She walks down and climbs into the ring...and we have a catfight! Stacy gets the advantage with a stiff forearm...and then rips off the top that Steph was wearing! As Stephanie McMahon runs away down the aisle in just her bra, Stacy Keibler stays in the ring, holding the top aloft as a prize. Kevin Nash is backstage, when Jazz comes walking past. X-Pac also walks in. He sees Jazz talking to Kevin Nash, and walks over and pulls her away! Jazz doesn't look happy as she gets pulled away. Could X-Pac be jealous? Paul Heyman is backstage with Brock Lesnar. Paul Heyman was out there to hype a match for Lesnar against The Undertaker Bradshaw vs Tommy Dreamer (For The WWE Hardcore Title) : Dreamer hits a right hand. Fallaway slam by Tommy Dreamer. Cover for a two count. Bradshaw counters a backdrop attempt with a kick to the face. Bradshaw strikes Tommy Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer takes a right hand to the temple from Bradshaw. Bradshaw hits Dreamer with a plastic dinosaur. Dreamer powers out of a headlock. Spear by Tommy Dreamer. Tommy Dreamer moves in for the kill. Powerbomb! 1....2....3. Lance Storm has a chair. Bradshaw turns and takes a brutal shot to the head. Dreamer is next to take a hard shot. Storm has demolished everyone! Worth a ** rating, but no more than that. Kevin Nash vs X-Pac : Flying elbow from X-Pac. Super kick by X-Pac. Hooks the leg for a two count. Nash reverses a waistlock. Incredibly weak headbutt on Pac by Nash. Punch by Nash, missing Pac by a good six inches. There's a two count on the pin. Kevin Nash drops Pac with a clothesline. Hooks the leg for a close fall. Kevin Nash punches away at X-Pac. Pac counters a sleeper hold by turning it into a jaw breaker. Flying cross body off the top rope! I'll give a 0.8 on the Steamboat scale for that effort. There's a two count on the pin. Nash walks into a face crusher variation. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Legsweep out of Nowhere. Where is Nowhere, and why do moves keep coming out of there? Does it have a factory? Pac hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Nash blocks a kick from X-Pac. Kevin Nash punches away at X-Pac. Sloppy tornado punch from Kevin Nash, Pac barely got hit. Rhyno just slid into the ring out of nowhere! Rhyno drops Nash and Pac with punches, causing the referee to call for the bell. I think this match has been ruled a no contest. The crowd are baffled by the actions of Rhyno, and who he has attacked. Rhyno has grabbed a chair. Nash walks over...and gets floored with a hard shot. Pac also takes a hard shot. Rhyno has laid everybody out! Rating: 1\2 star. Rob Van Dam vs Dean Malenko (For The WWE Intercontinental Title) : Driven DDT by Dean Malenko. The ring shook violently, instantly making it better at selling than some of the current roster. Super frankensteiner on RVD, who hit hard. There's a two count on the pin. RVD backdrops Dean Malenko out of a piledriver attempt. Standing leg lariat by Rob Van Dam on Malenko. RVD uses a basement dropkick to the knee. Cover for a two count. Diamond Dust from Rob Van Dam, Malenko is out. Pinfall attempt gets a 2.9999. Rob Van Dam hits a rolling kick on Malenko. RVD drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Lightning kick by Malenko on RVD. There's a two count on the pin. Power drive elbow by Dean Malenko. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Flying elbow from Dean Malenko. Malenko hits a wicked chop that echoes through the building. Malenko drops an elbow...but misses. Fate can be so cruel. Flying elbow from Rob Van Dam. Back heel kick off the second rope, Malenko goes down. Rob Van Dam floors Dean Malenko...and climbs the turnbuckles. Five Star Frog Splash!!! 1....2....3!! It's all over. This one gets a ***1\4 rating, it was a good bout. Shawn Michaels has come down to the ring for an interview. As he is talking, Crash Holly slides in from behind...and levels him with a chair shot! That was brutal. HBK gets pulled into the corner...and rammed groin first into the steel ring post! Crash has left Shawn Michaels down and in pain! Brooklyn Brawler vs Triple H : Big clothesline on Brawler. Spinebuster by Triple H. Cover for a two count. Brooklyn Brawler avoids a Triple H avalanche. Brooklyn Brawler strikes Triple H. Big forearm by Brawler, which was thrown so badly that Misawa is probably doubled-up with laughter somewhere. Hooks the leg for a two count. Brawler DDTs Triple H. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. HHH takes a weak clothesline. HHH blocks a kick from Brooklyn Brawler. Spear by Triple H. There's a two count on the pin. Lifting DDT by Triple H, looked good. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Rude Awakening on Brooklyn Brawler by HHH. Brawler takes a headbutt from Triple H. Brawler kicks Triple H in the gut to reverse the momentum. Incredibly weak powerslam on HHH by Brawler. Brooklyn Brawler drops HHH with a clothesline. Triple H can barely stand. Brawler Bomb! 1....2....3. Triple H leaves and walks back down the aisle. Wait...Brooklyn Brawler comes running as well, and HHH gets dropped with a clothesline, followed by a load of stomps. He is left lying in the aisle. I'm going to give this a ** rating because i'm in a generous mood. Billy and Chucky vs Hogan \ Edge vs Christian \ Storm (For The WWE Tag Team Titles) : Billy slams Hulk Hogan down. Hogan takes a headbutt from Billy Gunn. Tag to Chuck Palumbo. Big backdrop on Hogan, executed well. Spear by Chuck Palumbo. Tag to Billy Gunn. Billy and Chucky whip Hogan into the corner. Billy Gunn whips Chuck Palumbo in for a hard clothesline to follow-up. Cover, but there's a last second kick-out. Tag between Hulk Hogan and Edge. Running knee lift from Edge. Hooks the leg for a two count. Billy tags out to Christian. Christian scores with a back heel kick on Edge. Tag to Chuck Palumbo. Christian crushes Palumbo with a running senton. Christian tags out to Lance Storm. Springboard dropkick from Lance Storm. Nicely done. Pin : 1 - 2 - 2.9999999. Tag between Chuck Palumbo and Edge. Edge hits a stump piledriver on Lance Storm. Cover for a two count. Storm tags out to Christian. Back heel kick off the second rope, Edge goes flying. Edge can barely stand. Unprettier!!! That shook the ring. 1....2....3!! *** rating, as it was good, but nothing too special. Brock Lesnar vs The Undertaker (For The WWE Undisputed World Title) : Brock Lesnar fires off some right and left hands. Brock Lesnar with a spinning neckbreaker on Undertaker. Hooks the leg for a two count. The Undertaker comes up with a right hand out of nowhere. Big clothesline on Lesnar. Lesnar gets slammed. The Undertaker with a spinning neckbreaker on Lesnar. Lesnar backdrops The Undertaker out of a piledriver attempt. Massive backbreaker, Undertaker got planted. Early reports indicate that the back was *not* actually broken, so the move's name should actually be backhurter. The Undertaker can barely stand. Here it comes - Triple Powerbomb. 1....2...3, it's finished. Brock Lesnar slides to the outside and grabs a chair, then climbs back into the ring. Undertaker turns around...and gets planted with a huge chair shot to the head! He is left down and out on the canvas. I'll give it a **1\2 rating. ---- and the rating is... 2.79 I am a brutal man!

Kansas City here, Kansas City here Fuck the Yankees! Fuck them long and hard like you're Bradshaw. Yankees suck. (speaking as somebody with Arkansas relatives, I can say both kinds of Yankees suck, )

I read one story about Stacy Kiebler fucking some guy and then taking out her daughter so she could fuck him also. What the fuck is wrong with people?

Say you were in a room with a guy who wanted to shoot the governor, you say that's a stupid idea. Do you have to give out a better idea for what he could do with that gun? AS's plan is not gonna work. Plain and simple. Since he'd only get about 80 people to do it and that would not be noticed at all. Want me to give a better plan? how about this.. We don't do any plan at all. You know that HHH is itching to get any shot at the title.

SJL Crimson Card, September 1st SINGLES MATCH Manson vs. Leon Sharpe *points to self*, but, i'm not making a pick or anything. SINGLES MATCH Kamikaze vs. Blank Kamikaze EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH Fugue © vs. Spike Jenkins vs. Matt Myers Matt Myers, we're due a title change in JL STEEL PIPE LADDER MATCH Mike Van Siclen vs. Jacob Helmsley MVS WORLD TITLE CAGE MATCH Mak Francis © vs. C.I.A. vs. Thor Mak

The same fan fiction site that lets me post this stuff of my own on it. The story of mine is "Bischoff knocks Stephanie out" It's fanfiction.net

From the Fan Fiction site I'm gonna knock you out!

ACK! There sure are alot of Christian stories.. uuuuhhh... Keep dreaming..

he'll be signing in the back

Hell.. let's take these guys in.. they could get least stay in the JL for awhile to freshen it up

hopefully this will last longer than the Conan reruns on CNBC

pushing him off a cliff?