Rob E Dangerously

I'd say it's a suicide attempt.. either that or he is trying to fight the "War on Anorexia".

Do any of your top 40 stations or other radio stations play Pink's "Just like a pill" constantly? I swear, in Kansas City on 93.3, they play that song soooooo fuckin' much. Because one of the DJs there considers it his favorite off that album. It gets old.. but do you have this sort of thing happening in your towns?

Bump... more one liners coming up!

I liked Edge.. when he was a heel. Edge now SUCKS. Brock should no-sell the Spear. and Cena should use the Shotay (top rope slap) was a finisher. and Brock should no-sell that also

the sad part is that he is making the muscle and giving it to the ladies. Who are all the muscular girls you see on ESPN2 and stuff. But, we all have dreams. I have one about the WWE having good writers, but that's another story.

I'd book Brock/Edge like this: Match announced for SD. Edge makes a comment about Brock Brock beats the shit out of him with everything he can find and Edge blades. Match starts. Brock hits the F-5 and pins Edge in 20 seconds.

Can Benoit carry Brock? Rock could get a decent match out of Brock. I'm sure Benoit could also. Didn't Benoit also get good matches out of Ment and other big guys?

"Another question: How will Edge be able to say that the Undisputed Champion isn't a threat?" Edge- "You have a dorky haircut! and you look like howdy doody!" and how Brock should reply.. Brock- *beats Edge into a bloody pulp*

Can I say that he could throw himself at the ground and miss? hehehe..

on that subject.. Brock v. Cena would also suck. Brock v. Benoit would be very interesting to see.. although it won't happen.

Steph gets 3 minutes with Rosie and Jamal

At least the F-5 is a credible finisher. Well.. compared to the SPEAR OF FEAR~!

"Jimmy Snuka is the #1 contender!" "Our bookers smoke crack!"

RVD could always beat somebody to win the RAW World Title. Like Taker or HHH or Jericho

End of RAW: Giant Monty Python foot comes out.. squashes Undertaker and Triple H

haha.. I'd guess that he'd ruin a wet dream.. but, that's sorta obvious.. him being a guy and all.

I still say that Lance should refuse to use punches as part of his anti-American gimmick. "Because punches are for Imperialist American pigs"

An Edge/Cena feud would have to end with DDP coming out and saying that guys who use cliches shouldn't fight each other, they should unite. Sorta like Bret, Owen and Davey. Only, Edge/Cena/DDP SUCKS.

one thing is for sure.. my tagline is truer than ever

Heyman obviously has the best intentions, but him being around Brock doesn't work. It makes it seem like Brock is working for him, when an Agent works for the guy they are representing. That's where they fucked it up. Brock persuing feuds against guys that had grudges with a man under him (his agent) doesn't help Brock too much. If Brock feuds with them, it should be for his own reasons

in my world.. I can make HHH put over RVD. I'd also be sitting on alot of footage of HHH jobbing from WCW and so on that I could show to bury his ass if he turns me down.

it's the writers faults.. plus it's some horrible continuity that we'd have to mention

#1- Bubba Ray Dudley: Overpushed piece of shit who is only going so far because Jim Ross gets a boner when he comes out. Bubba Tough? bullshit! it's obvious that Blubber Ray is suffering because he sucks at singles work. #2- Rikishi: Overweight, old gimmick and only employed because his cousin is the Rock. #3- Stephanie: GOD DAMNIT, YOU FUCKING BITCH! YOU'RE THE WORST BABYFACE EVER! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR GOD DAMN PROBLEM? YOU CAN'T WRITE DIRECTIONS TO A DENNY'S, MUCH LESS A TV SHOW! YOU FUCKING AIRHEADED BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR MALFUNCTION? YOU DON'T GET OVER AS A FACE BY STEALING THE IC CHAMP AND BROCK! HOW THE FUCK ARE PEOPLE GONNA CHEER YOU IF YOU BRING HEELS TO THE SHOWS? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TELL BENOIT TO HURT THE ROCK? WHY THE FUCK DID YOU MAKE BROCK RUN LIKE A PUSSY AND PISS OFF THE FANS BY TAKING THE WWE TITLE AWAY FROM RAW? YOU ARE A GOD DAMN WORTHLESS BITCH WHO WOULD BE DOING TRICKS IN A MOTEL IF YOU DADDY WASN'T VINCE MCMAHON! GOD DAMNIT! YOU ARE, WITHOUT A DOUBT, A HERPES SORE ON THE WWE! YOU WILL NEVER GO AWAY AND YOU ARE A PAIN IN THE ASS! FUCK YOU IN THE SKULL TO HELL STEPHANIE! FUCK YOU FOR A LONG TIME! YOU BITCH! there.. i'm done with that. who else.. 4. Lawler- Old man, pervert, can't remember that he's better as a heel. Still wears that same stupid crown even if he ran USWA under five years ago. 5. JR- Fat cowboy. Keeps pushing his boys like Bull and Albert when nobody gives a fuck about them. 6. Paul Heyman- Overweight, balding egomaniac. Ran ECW under because he bounced checks constantly. Tried to leach off Brock's heat by making it seem like Brock needed him. 7. HHH- balding egomaniac. Insists on pushing himself constantly. If we pray hard enough to Jesus, maybe HHH will slip on a banana peel and be out for awhile. 8. The WWE Writers- The only team that could take a concept like you losing your virginity and fuck it up. They are without a doubt overpaid, uncreative and part of the problem with the WWE. 9. The Hardys and Lita- You're psychotic. We get it. Lita, don't talk. Ever. I figure the Hardys would be cool if you like ceramic statues of Oliver Hardy. 10. Edge- "You used to be cool man!" ---- that's all... now.. VENT ON THE WWE!

damn.. he ruined my vibe also

will Fake Kane be managed by Ted Dibiase, or his cheap Mexican counterpart, El Million Peso Hombre?