Rob E Dangerously

Revisions and additions The Purple Cobras (Chuck Palumbo and Brakkus) Gimmick - They're a dodgeball team and they throw dodgeballs at their opponents Feud - Meng and Stevie Ray are pissed at them Dustin Flair (formerly Dustin Rhodes/Goldust) Gimmick - Ric Flair's adopted son Feud - with David Flair Maven Gimmick - Mime Feud - none

Your announcers: Tony Schiavone and Jimmy Hart Card for tonight: OPENING SEGMENT - Roddy Piper comes down to the ring to rant about how Vince Russo has disgraced Pro Wrestling. In the middle of the segment, Sylvan Grenier comes down to the ring and starts to preposition Roddy Piper. Piper starts to attack him and then the Church of Sports Entertainment runs down and attacks Piper, hitting him in the hip with chairshots. Which leaves him laying BACKSTAGE: Macho Man Randy Savage and Brooke Hogan enter the building. BACKSTAGE: Nathan Jones slobbers as he talks about his experience attacking a naked Vince Russo. While Buff Bagwell insists that he will not job for anybody. BACKSTAGE: The Church of Sports Entertainment holds mass for the souls of their opponents. Nathan Jones and Buff Bagwell defeated The Church of Sports Entertainment when N. Jones pinned J. Dundee with the Choke Slam in 0:02:31. Rating: -1/4* BACKSTAGE: Brutus Beefcake confronts Randy Savage and challenges him to a match. BACKSTAGE: Sid rants and raves Submission Match: Sid made Dean Malenko submit to a chokehold in 0:05:52. Rating: 1/4* POST-MATCH: The Horsemen run down to the ring and hit Sid in the elbow with a chair. Injuring him in the process. BACKSTAGE: Deion Sanders declares that Meng and Stevie Ray will unleash a can of whoopass, but their new partner will also bring his technical skills to the ring. Their partner is 'ReBorne' BACKSTAGE: Triple H announces that they don't need a third partner tonight. But then Bodydonna Skip shows up and urges Triple H to let him tag with Luger and Evil Sting. Triple H notes that Candido has never won a match in World's Worst Wrestling. Skip says that he has that turned around and he will surprise the world. ReBorne, Meng and Stevie Ray defeated Evil Sting, Lex Luger and Bodydonna Skip when ReBorne pinned Luger after a DDT in 0:03:36. Rating: -* 1/2 POST-MATCH: Two men (Chuck Palumbo and Brakkus) come out of the crowd carrying a bag. They take out dodgeballs and throw them at Meng, Stevie Ray and ReBorne after the match. They then flee with Bodydonna Skip. Randy Savage pinned Brutus Beefcake with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:02:01. Rating: -*** 1/4 POST-MATCH: Savage takes a chair and hits Beefcake in the face with it multiple times. BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW: Scott Steiner talks about all the girls he had sex with while out of action. He declares that he's here for one reason and it will become obvious tonight. Handicap-Match: Scott Steiner defeated The Lost Boyz when S. Steiner made Azrael submit to the Steiner Recliner in 0:06:07. Rating: * 1/2 BACKSTAGE: Bob Backlund declares his intention of weakening Kane's arm in preparation for the procurment of the Crossface Chickenwing. Bob also declares that "The New American Idol is in the building" Kane pinned Bob Backlund with the Tombstone in 0:01:22. Rating: 3/4* POST-MATCH: A masked man with a t-shirt saying 'Your American Idol' runs into the ring and attempts a collar and elbow tieup with Kane. And then Jerry Lynn comes down to the ring and hits Kane with brass knuckles. Leaving him out cold in the ring. OVERSEEN ON THE BACKSTAGE CAMERAS: David Flair is served with papers declaring that Ric Flair has disowned him. David charges to the dressing room of the Horsemen, and they beat him into the ground. And we see Goldust in their dressing room. Ric Flair walks out of the room and he has an announcement. "WHOOOOOOO!!!! David! I'm sorry.. but.. you're not really my son.. you should have known that.. but i've decided to adopt a young man to carry on my legacy. I think you know him. He's my new son Dustin." Goldust walks out of the dressing room, wearing Flair's robe and a wig, rubbing his chest. Ric Flair - "Dustin, cut that out.. you know the only nipples you're touching will be on the women who ride Little Space Mountain!" Dustin Flair - "WHOOOOOOOO!" Ric Flair - "In fact Dustin.. i'm gonna cut back on wrestling.. so you'll be wrestling in my place tonight." Dustin Flair - "Thanks Dad!" BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW: La Resistance waves American flags and salutes the virtues of America. David Flair is nowhere to be seen. BACKSTAGE MOMENT: Arn Anderson and the Insane Clown Posse are having a personal chat about the spot of "Enforcer". Arn doesn't know what the hell a Juggalo is, but he's sure that the Clowns would be able to kick ass, somehow. DURING THE MATCH: David Flair came down mid-match and attacked Dustin Flair with his crowbar. La Resistance and David Flair defeated Four Horsemen 2000 (Dustin Flair, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J) when R. Dupree pinned Shaggy with the French Riviera in 0:06:02. Rating: -* BACKSTAGE: Lil Sexay is reading from a notebook. His former tag team partner Sylvan Grenier comes up to him, wrapping an arm around him and standing extra close to him. "So what are you reading?", he says while licking Christopher's ear. Lil Sexay moves down the hall. "I'm reading this advice on Kevin Nash about how to harness my power, goodbye!" BACKSTAGE: Jerry Lynn has a 'ho train' ready to satisfy his needs. "Pimps up, Hoes down" - Jerry Lynn DURING THE MATCH: Scott Steiner hung around ringside and attempted to flirt with Chyna. Jerry Lynn pinned Lil Sexay with the Piledriver in 0:03:36. Rating: * 1/4 Table Match: Sabu the Beheader defeated Johnny Grunge by putting him through a table in 0:00:54. Rating: * 1/4 POST-MATCH: Sabu lays Grunge out in the ring and picks up a sword. But then Los Immigrantes makes the save for Grunge BACKSTAGE: La Parka headbangs and air-guitars his chair.. and says nothing to Mean Gene OVERSEEN BACKSTAGE: Moments before the match, La Parka attacks Sadam with his chair, leaving him bloodied. Scorpio Jr and Emilio Charles Jr then declare that they'll beat up La Parka in a tag team match, if La Parka has a partner. IN-RING ACTION: La Parka goes for a vertical suplex, but Emilio Charles Jr. counters it with a small package. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Jim Duggan makes the save. La Parka nails Emilio Charles Jr. with a Frankensteiner. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Scorpio Jr. doesn't make it in time... three. The crowd is giving La Parka a standing ovation. The winners are Jim Duggan and La Parka. Time of match: 0:07:57 Jim Duggan and La Parka defeated Team Taliban (Emilio Charles Jr. and Scorpio Jr.) when Parka pinned Charles Jr. after a Frankensteiner in 0:07:57. Rating: -** 1/2 (Jim Duggan and La Parka won the WWW Tag Team titles.) Schiavone - "We just caught this on the security cameras, and it's the greatest ass-beating in the history of our industry" OVERSEEN ON THE 'WWW BACKSTAGE CAM': Members of the Japanese Yakuza confront the Outsiders, we overhear the word 'laxatives', and the Yakuza pound the Outsiders into a pulp with their brass knuckles BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW: Sexual Harris-ment is quite amused over the turn of events. Suddenly, we see Yakuza members showing up and the Harrises hand them bags with dollar signs on them before continuing their promo. PRE-MATCH: The Outsiders hobble down to the ring beaten and bloodied THE MATCH: Don Harris attacks Kevin Nash before the bell. Don Harris throws Kevin Nash out of the ring. Earl Hebner counts: one, Kevin Nash reenters the ring. Ron Harris enters the ring to make it two-on-one. Scott Hall enters the ring, but gets cut off. Don Harris and Ron Harris whip Kevin Nash into the ropes. They hit Kevin Nash with a double clothesline. Ron Harris leaves the ring. Don Harris takes Kevin Nash down with a waistlock suplex. Earl Hebner counts: One, kickout. Don Harris hits Kevin Nash with a snap mare. Don Harris is going for the pin. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Scott Hall doesn't make it in time... three. Kevin Nash complains about a fast count. A portion of the crowd is booing Don Harris. The winners are Sexual Harris-ment. Time of match: 0:00:22 Sexual Harris-ment defeated The Outsiders when D. Harris pinned Nash after a snap mare in 0:00:22. Rating: -1/2* BACKSTAGE: Vince Russo talks to Glacier, Viscera, Alex Wright, Maven, Shawn Stasiak, Jake Roberts, Van Hammer and Jerry Flynn and informs them that they'll be in an elimination match due to fact that they have no feuds right now. Also, apparently Maven is now a mime. Elimination Match: Glacier, Viscera, Alex Wright and Maven beat Shawn Stasiak, Jake Roberts, Van Hammer and Jerry Flynn 4 falls to 1: x A. Wright beat Van Hammer via a moonsault bodyblock in 0:01:58 x A. Wright beat Stasiak via a dragon suplex in 0:02:38 x J. Flynn beat Glacier via the Cross-Armbreaker in 0:06:36 x A. Wright beat J. Flynn via the Reverse Neckbreaker in 0:11:24 x A. Wright beat J. Roberts via the Reverse Neckbreaker in 0:12:39 Survivors: Viscera, Alex Wright, Maven Rating: -* 1/2 POST-MATCH: Jake Roberts attacks Alex Wright, hitting him with a DDT. BACKSTAGE: Scott Steiner offers his services for $5,000 to any Gang Wars team that needs a 'Big Bad Booty Daddy'. Jerry Lynn walks up to him and tells him to 'Stay away from my woman' BACKSTAGE: Triple H tells Bodydonna Skip that he's on 'Team Game' with his two friends. Skip calls his friends 'The Purple Cobras' IN SOME MYST: Kevin Sullivan asks his father for advice on beating Vince Russo. Then 'suddenly' a spike appears in his hand. VIGNETTE: We see fan-cam footage of a beach, suddenly, Vince Russo rises from the ocean with a monster mask on. BACKSTAGE: Russo brags that the power of 'The Purpil Hayes' will lead to victory. Russo declares his match with Sullivan to be a match that will mimic the beatings that the Yankees unleash on the Red Sox. IN-RING ACTION: Kevin Sullivan whips Vince Russo into the ropes, but Vince Russo reverses it. Jake Roberts pulls down the top rope. Tim White threatens Vince Russo with disqualification. Tim White counts: one, two, Vince Russo distracts Tim White. Jake Roberts hits Kevin Sullivan with the DDT. A portion of the crowd is booing Kevin Sullivan. Kevin Sullivan is out cold. Tim White is back on the job: three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Vince Russo is met with a mixture of cheers and boos. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:03:37 Vince Russo defeated Kevin Sullivan by countout in 0:03:37. Rating: -1/2* (Vince Russo retained the World Sports Entertainment title.) POST-MATCH: Jake Roberts drops his snake on Kevin Sullivan. BACKSTAGE MOMENT: Jyushin Lyger is urged to adopt a name that is 'easier to spell' such as "Justin Liger" BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW: John Bradshaw Layfield is mad! Because "Midgets like Lyger keep legitimate American light heavyweights unemployed. Face it Okerlund, when you got a guy like him, would you want to hire someone who's unknown?" THE MATCH: They lock up. John Bradshaw Layfield uses a poke to the chest on Jyushin Lyger. John Bradshaw Layfield is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. A fan at ringside badmouths John Bradshaw Layfield. The winner is John Bradshaw Layfield. Time of match: 0:00:12 John Bradshaw Layfield pinned Jyushin Lyger after a poke to the chest in 0:00:12. John Bradshaw Layfield suffered an elbow injury. He will be out for approximately 3 cards. Rating: 1/2* POST-MATCH: Lyger and Bradshaw left together, but then Lil Sexay came out and told them that Lyger had to eat the brownies now. Lyger responds by attacking Sexay and stuffing the brownies down his throat. BACKSTAGE: Alex Wright talks to Kevin Sullivan and Sullivan vows to train Wright and friends if they take on Jake Roberts. BACKSTAGE SITUATION: Bestia Salvaje is having a toy version of the WWW Heavyweight title fitted on him. The rest of the Axis of Evil urges him on to victory BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW: Hulk Hogan promises to finish off Bestia Salvaje. But, in the middle of the interview, Macho Man Randy Savage walks up holding thong underwear, claiming that "He knows the girl wearing them very well" (Brooke Hogan). Prompting a pull-apart situation Hulk Hogan pinned Bestia Salvaje with the Big Leg Drop in 0:04:20. Rating: -* 1/2 (Hulk Hogan retained the WWW Heavyweight title.) POST-MATCH: Randy Savage walked down to ringside. But then WWW Commissioner Vince Russo walked out with a clipboard. SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: At 'Gang Wars: The Survival Series', the WWW title will be on the line in a 'Special Four Corner Elimination match' between Hulk Hogan, Randy Savage, John Bradshaw Layfield and Kevin Nash. Hogan will enter the match after 10 minutes. Kevin Nash and John Bradshaw Layfield will have a match earlier in the night, the winner will enter the match after 5 minutes. The loser will start the match with Randy Savage. Any thoughts? The post-card Top 10 contenders: 10- Ron Harris 09- Scorpio Jr 08- Sid 07- Jerry Lynn 06- Rey Mysterio Jr 05- Kevin Nash 04- ReBorne 03- Bestia Salvaje 02- Randy Savage 01- John Bradshaw Layfield WH- Matthew Morgan BG- Triple H WT- Hulk Hogan

If I had Snuka Jr on TNM7 (hint hint).. then he could 'test out' his gimmick in WWW.. while working as Jimmy Snuka Jr. "From Riyadh, Saudi Arabia.. Jimmy Snuka Jr". I have no idea where I could get a Magnus export from. Where has he worked? (same with Snuka)

Wait.. doesn't giving more money to people allow them to spend more, helping the economy? or am I confusing this with the "Massive Tax Cut" debate?

yeah.. I know who David Duke is. Which is part of the reason why I reacted like that. So Bradshaw is a mix of a xenophobe and an anti-semite.. lovely

For our info, from the lawsuit: Moving on.. He could always show you his penis. Since i'd imagine a ruptured vein might stand out. Is it still rape if the guy is aroused, but doesn't consent to that? The lawsuit cites just a few examples, other than rape. "Rape is funny!" I'll have to see if your standards on "when the Media can be biased" are consistant. and we already know it is one right now. With our 'frivolous lawsuit detector!'

35. If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball

Relaford to Abreu (incomplete pass, Relaford to second) Didn't Abreu also fuck up that hit by the scoreboard on Friday?

You're the first person to mention Bush here. So, saying "Wait a minute, maybe you're wrong about having the media be biased about this story" or "Maybe it's possible" is now hatred of Bush? Am I going to a camp now to learn to love our President? So, you're doubting if he was detained too? unless of course you use quotation marks for something else. It could be exaggerated, but we don't know. And considering the fact that the people at Abu Ghraib didn't just do that, but they were stupid enough to photograph it, it's possible. "And I hope the media laughs about it alot too, because bias is good in that situation!" News Network.

with plays like that one in centerfield, who wouldn't want to pay Beltran 18 million. "Five-tool" my ass BTW, the Royals should hit Thome, or somebody. They hit Santiago, Stinnett and nearly hit Sweeney. And Thome hit two off of Reyes. The Royals pitchers are freaking wusses

Yeah.. since you know that when it comes to rape. You can hold the guy down, it's physically impossible to ever put a non-erect penis into a vagina. Or, as this is reported on TheMikeSC-NN: "Meanwhile in Iraq, some crazy Iraqi monkey is claiming that he was raped by a woman. Haha. That's impossible, you stupid fool. In fact, I bet you were in Abu Ghraib for good reason and it doesn't matter what happened, since Saddam's torture rooms are now closed. One last note: He was flaccid. It wasn't happening. And that's my absurd news item of the day. Now, how about that Gamecock football? Haha"

"Media bias is good when it's against people I dislike!" And we'll see if it sticks too.

So, you want the Press to come right out and show bias towards one side in a story instead of just reporting it? "He also claimed to have been raped by a few women, but we know he's lying" since it's impossible to insert a non-erect penis into a vagina and all. I'd think the manhood part wasn't literal. I'm thinking these allegations won't really be mentioned too much in general, no matter how 'evil' the press is. And i'm sure some column writer will stand up and say that, if needed

meanwhile in sorta-related news.. http://mediamatters.org/items/200406180005 fun is being had by all

I wish someone would just honestly come out and say that they want to abolish the minimum wage. Because part of the problem is that companies go to countries where they can do that sort of thing. Actually, has the Minimum wage ever been lowered?

David Duke? um.. ooooKAY

World's Worst Wrestling title histories: WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE: Triple H - 12/21/02 * defeats the Iron Sheik in a battle royal Federation dormant - 05/03 to 05/04 Kevin Nash - 05/30/04 *defeated Cochese (Jamie Dundee) in a tournament final John Bradshaw Layfield - 06/13/04 Hulk Hogan - 06/13/04 BIG GOLD BELT: Vince Russo - 10/06/02 *defeated Eric Bischoff David Arquette - 10/09/02 Vince Russo (2) - 10/23/02 Kimo - 05/01/03 Federation dormant - 05/03 to 05/04 Triple H - 05/30/04 *awarded title Deion Sanders - 06/08/04 Triple H (2) - 06/13/04 WORLD'S WORST TAG TEAM TITLES/WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING TAG TEAM TITLES: X-Pac and Jeff Jarrett - 10/09/02 *defeated Sid Vicious and Paul Wight to win the titles Sid Vicious and David Arquette - 10/24/02 Kevin Nash and Triple H - 10/24/02 Trish Stratus and Victoria - 12/22/02 *defeated the Outsiders The Iraq Attaq (Hussein Credible & Abdullah bin Cameljockey) - 12/27/02 The A-Train and The Big Show - 05/01/03 *defeated Hussein Credible & Viscera Federation dormant - 05/03 to 05/04 The Illegal Immigrants (Silver King and El Dandy) - 05/30/04 John Bradshaw Layfield and Shawn Stasiak - 06/02/04 Kevin Nash and Rey Mysterio Jr - 06/04/04 Team Taliban (Scorpio Jr and Emilio Charles Jr) - 06/08/04 WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING WESTERN HEMISPHERE TITLE: X-Pac - 06/13/04 *defeated Lex Luger in a tournament final Matthew Morgan - 06/19/04 WORLD SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT TITLE: Vince Russo - 06/17/04 *Won 64 man tournament in Kuala Lampur, Malaysia; defeated Toshiaki Kawada in the finals. This show was untaped. WWW SHOOT TITLE: Tazz's Cousin (Chris Chetti) - 12/27/02 Al Wilson - 12/30/02 -Title forgotten-

Here's the World's Worst Wrestling title match i'm leaning towards for the "Gang Wars" PPV: Hulk Hogan v. Macho Man Randy Savage v. Kevin Nash v. John Bradshaw Layfield in a "Unique Four Corners" match Hogan and Savage will start the match Nash and Layfield will have a match to determine who enters the match last. The loser of that match will come down to the ring at the five minute mark The winner of that match will come down to the ring at the ten minute mark Pinfall and Submission will be the only ways to win the match.

Lynn's doing better here than with "Sex Addict" gimmick in World's Worst.. good stuff

I think he cited an example that allowed for the Producers to be run in Germany. Basically, if it's for an entertainment thing, you can pull it off.

I use TNM for the matches, and I make up the rest of the stuff.

to clarify.. I did forget that the name of the next PPV is really "Gang Wars"

Yeah!!! *takes notes* oooh.. a Bischoff/Konnan feud would heat things up in World's Worst Wrestling. But, that's just a rumor. Time for more jobbing Willie

It freaking rocked.. yeah baby. And it had Milton too

Really? What year? Cedar Rapids is like an hour away from me... nWo Souled Out, January 25th, 1997. Wow, I never realized that Eddie vs. Syxx in a ladder match happened in my state. I love that match. Haven't seen the rest of the show, but I assume it's horrible. Well I wouldn't say horrible...thats reserved for shows like Judgment Day 2004... This was mind numbingly atrocious and I believe the purpose of the ppv was to piss off the fans who dropped 24 bucks for this show by screwing every face out of the matches and giving off this strange orwellian vibe with the tv screens and the voiceovers and the beauty pagent...my god that was beyond worst then Redneck Triathalon. Eddy/Syxx was an accident, they weren't supposed to work a good match but they said the hell with it. speaking as the head booker for World's Worst Wrestling.. Souled Out is the benchmark.