Rob E Dangerously

so.. they worked out their match in the limo with the action figures

that kid's a bastard

hey guys.. can you keep a secret?

so.. where does Kerry stand on "La Resistance"? I bet he's for them.. that french bastard.

That falcon is fucking hiliarious

HAHAHA! the bird hit the window!

Rock's Grandma invented the People's Elbow.

Orton's gonna bump for Momma Rock!

if I was a wrestler. I'd get Meng to be my bodyguard. I'm sure that he would do his job well with his giant fro, sportsjacket, tie and giant pants. Nice suit Randy

The Rock should randomly introduce Meng

Mrs Rock!

WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING SIGNS THREE FORMER TOUGH ENOUGH STARS WWW Chairman Vince Russo is proud to announce that World's Worst Wrestling has reached deals with Tough Enough contestants Darryl and Wendell. Darryl stands 6 feet 10 inches and weighs over 300 pounds. Wendell is rumored to stand 5 feet 10 inches and weigh 200 pounds. Russo looks forward to seeing if both wrestlers can deliever passable shoot promos. Russo also said that the WWW style would compensate for their lack of stamina. WWW has also signed Chad Angeli.

but, it's accurate to put down 'Parts unknown' as a hometown for Onryo (Onryu).. right? which spelling is used more? Onryo or Onryu?

What happened to Mickey Jay? did he even get a job in the WWE for a little bit?

Awwww yeah

Kane would probably squash Jannetty big time.. although Marty can lure Kane into a trap by getting him infront of a mirror or something

Maven may not bring the same force to the Mime gimmick. I'm also gonna probably use Van Hammer a bit. Name: Van Hammer Hometown: Philadelphia, PA Finisher: Jackhammer Foreign Object: Guitar No truth to the rumors that i'll bring in 'Macho Pump' ( http://www.highspots.com/arena/prof/machopump.htm ) and his inverted nipples

yeah.. i'm working on a TNM version of him.. since I booked him in my fed 'World's Worst Wrestling' without checking if he was on my TNM. Thanks

any updates?

so.. will Jannetty show up to take on Kane now?

can someone give me an estimate on Onryo's height and weight? I know that since he's a Zombie, his weight is unknown and all that. But, there has to be a good guess out there.

So, these two guys are Saudi royalty who came to this country to go to college, but they were kicked out somehow, and they're used their family's money to learn how to wrestle. One thing I expect Vince to ignore.. using the writing on the Saudi flag for most stuff is considered a bit offensive. And anyways, if they're out of the country, that adds to their cluelessness. "You know, you Americans love to complain about our country, you complain at the pump, yet we're gracious enough to share, and we're on your side"

Then again.. the Saudi Playboy gimmick would work. Although the latest rumors claim that the Saudi security is helping Al-Qaida anyways. How about these names? Mash'al (Torch) Abdul-Haqq (Servant of the Truth) Marzuq (Blessed by God) Najeeb (Of noble descent)

SCANDAL HITS WORLD'S WORST WRESTLING Various groups have condemned World's Worst Wrestling for allowing Macho Man Randy Savage to claim that he had sex with 16 year old Brooke Hogan. Unfortunately for them, Savage is protected under the 'Sports Entertainment Immunity Act of 1994" which has allowed for Rikishi to run over Stone Cold and Hogan to throw the Giant off of Cobo Hall, Savage cannot be arrested. Although rumor has it that Savage is a marked man and he may be arrested during the next show. Referees go on strike The main four referees in WWW went on strike. In response to this, WWW chairman Vince Russo fired them and hired four new referees. The new referees are Mike Sparks, Barry 'Bull' Buchanan, Billy Silverman, The Sandman and Mickey Jay Buchanan was hired due to his size, and lack of other redeeming qualities. It's expected he will still get bumped alot. Sandman is a concern due to his tendancy to always be drunk. He'll be the most liberal of all WWW referees. Silverman and Jay are former WCW referees. Sparks is a former WWE referee Know your Yakuza Profiles for the three Yakuza who will face Kevin Nash and Scott Hall Gedo - "What a career turnaround Gedo has had since walking out on FMW. He's been reborn as one of the best junior heels this side of Dick Togo. His style is much more refined and fitting for a Southern heel (as weird as that is) like Gedo. He and Jado are an awesome team and have really spiced up New Japan's junior tag division and Team 2000. It's safe to say that they'll continue their success until they sign exclusively or grow stale." Kenzo Suzuki - "Suzuki was a major rugby football star before joining New Japan, representing his country and competing at club level in Great Britain. He was initiated into New Japan in April, 1999, amidst much hype, and was instantly billed as a future superstar before even debuting. After a few months on an overseas learning excursion, he debuted in a high profile match at the Tokyo Dome on 1/4/00, facing Manabu Nakanishi. He quickly established himself as the top young lion in New Japan, convincingly winning the 2000 Young Lions Cup, and defeating a man three years his senior, Shinya Makabe, in the final on 5/5/00. In just his first year as a wrestler, he competed in the prestigious G1 Climax, and despite no wins, gained vital experience. In mid-2001, he formed an upstart team called Kings of the Hill with fellow young lion, Hiroshi Tanahashi, the two slowly working their way up the ranks. A little over three years after he debuted, on 1/16/03, Kenzo handed in his resignation to New Japan, deciding to join his mentor, Riki Choshu, in his new World Japan promotion. One of Japan's tallest wrestlers, Kenzo is an upcoming young star due to his size, strength, and impressive agility." Onyro - "Onryo, the vengeful ghost, has been an exceptional flyer working the independents of Japan. While he will never make it to the "big times" of Japan, Onryo dosn't need to. A cult-like figure with his unique gimmick, Onryo is well traveled and is probably peaking right now. I expect him to continue along the road he's on and while his success might not be easily measured, he's pretty consistant and people bring him in quite a bit so obviously he's doing something right. Hopefully he keeps his gimmick fresh and maintains his hard-bumping lucha style well and gives us some quality wrestling over the next few years" No word on how the Vengeful Ghost ended up in this.. but it's rumored that he may stay on in World's Worst Wrestling.

Hell.. they're probably not happy that I'm using them in my TNM7 fed (World's Worst Wrestling) and i'm calling them "Team Taliban" and there's another thing they're unhappy about.. check the card for more. As for the gimmick.. Magnus/Snuka could be the playboy Saudis who just don't understand why Americans dislike them