Rob E Dangerously

Here's the current 'signed' roster (I operate on TNM7 with an open fed, but I sign most of the regulars, to make it easier to book): Bestia Salvaje: gimmick - 1/3rd of 'Team Taliban' feud - with the Coalition Also facing Hogan for the title Bhutanese Bruiser (Sonjay Dutt): gimmick - he's from Bhutan, and that's good for business feud - none Bob Backlund: gimmick - he's a cranky old man, and he also has the 'New American Role Model' picked out feud - none Former Zombie Bodydonna Skip: gimmick - none, jobber to the stars. Although, he might do jumping jacks feud - none Buff Bagwell: gimmick - Buff jobs for nobody, brutha feud - mad at Vince Russo for daring to make him job Formerly "Bobby the Rookie" (based on "Sabotage") Chuck "Todd" Palumbo: gimmick - none, at the moment. He was 'Todd', but that gimmick sucked feud - none Todd was sorta like Todd from Beavis and Butthead. David Flair: gimmick - he's sorta crazy, and mad at his dad for that "beating him up" thing feud - with the New 4 Horsemen formerly one-half of the New ICP with Violent J Dean Malenko: gimmick - Teaching the ICP how to wrestle, being a horseman feud - with Sid, David Flair and friends formerly Algernon (WWW's former idiot turned super-genius) Deion Sanders: gimmick - his real life persona feud - with Triple H, for injuring him Sexual Harris-ment (Don and Ron Harris): gimmick - well, he is a twin. Sexual Harris-ment doesn't really sexually harass people.. yet. Also, he's part of the Reich. feud - with Kevin Nash and friends Los Immigrantes (El Dandy and Silver King): gimmick - He's a legal immigrant! (man, I ditched that illegal immigrant gimmick quick) feud - with Team Taliban, because they hate us for our freedom. I guess. Emilio Charles Jr: gimmick - Member of Team Taliban. Yes, we know they're really Mexican. feud - with the "Coalition" Evil Sting (formerly nWo Sting): gimmick - HHH's personal Sting-uh feud - with Sting, duh Hulk Hogan: gimmick - Do I really need to explain this? feud - with Macho Man Randy Savage, because Macho Man's slipping the manmeat to Hulk's daughter Iron Sheik: gimmick - member of the Axis of Evil, unable to take bumps feud - with the Coalition Jake Roberts: gimmick - He has a snake, I think. He's also fucking crazy feud - I don't think he's shown up after losing to Hall Jamie Dundee: gimmick - A disciple of the Church of Sports Entertainment feud - with Roddy Piper Formerly 'Cochese' Jerry Flynn: gimmick - Mulleted Ninja. Gets no airtime. feud - none Jerry Lynn, Sex Addict: gimmick - He loves sex, with Chyna feud - with Kane Jim Duggan: gimmick - HOOOOOOOOOOOO feud - with the Axis of Evil and Team Taliban John Bradshaw Layfield: gimmick - He hates Mexicans. And he's a "Germanic enthusiast", not a Nazi. Member of the Reich. feud - with Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan and Liberals Johnny Grunge: gimmick - for some reason, he's defending America feud - with the Axis of Evil Kane: gimmick - He just wants some love feud - with Jerry Lynn and Chyna Kevin Nash: gimmick - same as the last 5 years feud - with JBL La Parka: gimmick - The Chairman of the WWW, American Hero feud - with the Axis of Evil and Team Taliban Lex Luger: gimmick - financially dependant on Triple H feud - with Sting Lil Sexay (Brian Christopher): gimmick - Little buddy of Kevin Nash feud - with Nash's enemies, I bet Matthew Morgan: gimmick - disciple of Sports Entertainment. feud - with Piper and his friends Formerly 'The Robot" Maven: gimmick - nothing right now feud - none Former Zombie Meng gimmick - The Monster, a friend of Deion Sanders feud - with Triple H and friends Randy Savage: gimmick - telling Hulk Hogan to 'be a man', nailing Hogan's daughter feud - with the Hulkster ReBorne: gimmick - A very pissed off Doink feud - none Formerly Doink/Matt Borne La Resistance (Rene Dupree and Rob Conway): gimmick - They love the USA feud - with the Horsemen, I guess Ric Flair: gimmick - that's no gimmick, he's really like that feud - with his son and Sid Roddy Piper: gimmick - same as it was in 1984 feud - with Vince Russo Sabu the Beheader: gimmick - he beheads people. Well, he claims he does. feud - with the Coalition, and infidels with heads, I guess Sadam: gimmick - The illegitimate son of Saddam Hussein, who is mad at the USA for imprisoning him. feud - with the Coalition Scorpio Jr: gimmick - Member of Team Taliban feud - with the Coalition Scott Hall: gimmick - same ol.. also does surveys alot feud - with Sexual Harris-ment Scott Steiner: gimmick - has sex with alot of women feud - none yet.. going to make his return on the next show The Insane Clown Posse (Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J): gimmick - Insane clowns. Horsemen. Violent J is the Enforcer feud - with David Flair and Sid Shawn Stasiak: gimmick - He has dirt on everybody in the company feud - He really hasn't appeared since the PPV Sid: gimmick - Master of the Squirrels, Psycho feud - with the Horsemen Stevie Ray: gimmick - Deion's buddy, fruit booty feud - with Triple H and friends Sting: gimmick - The Stinger feud - with Triple H The Abortionist: gimmick - he does abortions feud - nobody at the moment. He might be turning face soon. The Quebecqueer/Sylvan Grenier: gimmick - he's gay, yeah. feud - with Roddy Piper. Continuing Piper's fine tradition of feuding with people who wear women's underwear Triple H: gimmick - God almighty feud - with Sting Vince Russo: gimmick - The head of World's Worst Wrestling, Savior of the WWF feud - with Roddy Piper Viscera: gimmick - he looks odd.. I guess feud - nobody X-Pac: gimmick - same gimmick as he's had before feud - He's hurt, but mad at Matthew Morgan --- I've probably left somebody out.. any thoughts, comments, ideas? and the following WWW wrestlers need retooling - Chuck Palumbo Viscera Maven oh yeah... read and comment on cards too.

We cut to the back where we see Vince Russo attending to business. Russo is wearing a huge title belt while doing so. Important Russo related business decisions: - He met with newcomer Sonjay Dutt, and renamed him 'Bhutanese Bruiser', in order to sway the hearts of Bhutan towards World's Worst Wrestling - Bestia Salvaje faces Hulk Hogan for the title - He will face a mystery opponent for his "World Sports Entertainment title" - Roddy Piper will be 'punished' by facing Rey Mysterio Jr - That is all.. Your card for the night: Bruiser pledges to unleash the power of Bhutan. Backlund complains about the youth of today and declares that he will unveil the Bob Backlund of the 21st century soon Bhutanese Bruiser pinned Bob Backlund with the Hindu Press in 0:05:20. Rating: -1/4* Meanwhile in the back, Buff Bagwell pledges that he's not going to job for anybody and declares that he'll be 'Shooter Buff Bagwell' John Bradshaw Layfield is mad that IRS is now on CNBC. Also, the Reich has evil ex-lax brownies for Kevin Nash. But, Nash is watching on a monitor. Triple H walks though the back with his own Sting. What does this mean?? Roddy Piper is quite incoherant, and mad at Vince Russo Rey Misterio Jr. pinned Roddy Piper with the West Coast Pop in 0:02:37. Rating: 1/2* JBL places the brownies in the lockerroom. David Flair and Sid experience problems with a vending machine, leading to Sid bashing in the glass with David's crowbar. David Flair and Sid defeated The Insane Clown Posse when Sid pinned Violent J with the Power Bomb in 0:05:03. Rating: -** 1/2 After the match, the Horsemen appear to be close to beating the life out of David Flair and Sid, but then La Resistance (Rob Conway, Rene Dupree and Fifi) comes out of the crowd to make the save, with Fifi unleashing fury on Ric Flair. Randy Savage pinned Bodydonna Skip with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:00:24. Rating: * Randy Savage notices that Brooke Hogan is in the front row, and he shouts at her that Hulk should "Be a Man" Kevin Nash and Scott Hall urge 'Lil Sexay' (Brian Christopher) to eat the ex-lax brownies. Triple H claims that his Sting is the Sting who will shine in the light of Triple H and therefore illuminate the world. Evil Sting and Triple H defeated The Lost Boyz when HHH pinned Azrael with the Pedigree in 0:03:12. Rating: ** 1/4 Reverend Ed Ferrara hopes that X-Pac will see the light X-Pac executes the X-Factor on Matthew Morgan. X-Pac goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, in the ropes... X-Pac executes a kick to the head on Matthew Morgan. X-Pac runs into the ropes. Jamie Dundee hits X-Pac in the back with a chair. Danny Davis threatens Matthew Morgan with disqualification. Matthew Morgan executes the Choke Slam on X-Pac. Quite a few boos are audible. Matthew Morgan goes for the pin. Danny Davis counts: One, two, three. Quite a few boos are audible. The winner is Matthew Morgan. Time of match: 0:04:53 Matthew Morgan pinned X-Pac with the Choke Slam in 0:04:53. X-Pac tore his right triceps. He will be out for approximately 5 cards. Rating: * (Matthew Morgan won the WWW Western Hemisphere title.) As the trainers help X-Pac to the back, Roddy Piper launches an attack on the Church of Sports Entertainment Kevin Nash and Scott Hall poke the ex-lax brownies and laugh. John Bradshaw Layfield pinned Irwin R. Schyster with the Clothesline From Hell in 0:04:09. Rating: 1/2* Scott Steiner is now able to wrestle. Steiner talks of the girls he had sex with, and announces his return next week. La Resistance declares that after a night with a prostitute in Miami, they really love the United States, and they want to sing about it SPECIAL WORLD PREMIERE: The La Resistance video! (sung by La Resistance) Meanwhile in other retoolings: Sylvan Grenier is now 'QuebecQueer', the openly 'fah-bulous' Quebecois superstar. Animal executes the Powerslam on Sadam. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, Iron Sheik distracts Earl Hebner. Sadam begs off. Animal runs into the ropes. Sadam hits a powerslam on Animal. There is no referee to count. Earl Hebner is back on the job. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Sadam is starting to get under the crowd's skin. The winners are The Axis of Evil. Time of match: 0:08:37 Loser of the fall leaves WWW: The Axis of Evil (Sabu the Beheader and Sadam) defeated Animal and Johnny Grunge when Sadam pinned Animal after a powerslam in 0:08:37. Rating: -** Animal walks to the back, all in dispair, and whatever. But then Johnny Grunge is able to put Sadam though a table, before he points up to heaven in honor of his late partner, and also before Sabu attacks him. Kevin Nash and Scott Hall eat doritos in the back, ignoring the dangerous ex-lax brownies, but unfortunately, Jyushin Lyger loves brownies, and did we mention that he spoiled the mystery right there? Vince Russo goes for a punch, but Jyushin Lyger counters it with an armbreaker. In turn, Vince Russo counters it with a facerake. Vince Russo whips Jyushin Lyger into the ropes. Jyushin Lyger hits Vince Russo with a koppo kick. Jyushin Lyger goes for the Running Lyger Bomb, but Vince Russo counters it with a Frankensteiner. A fan at ringside badmouths Vince Russo. Earl Hebner counts: One, two, three. Vince Russo is eliciting a sizable round of boos. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:02:33 Vince Russo pinned Jyushin Lyger after a Frankensteiner in 0:02:33. Rating: 1/4* (Vince Russo retained the World Sports Entertainment title.) Buff Bagwell attempts to attack Russo after the match, but then 'QuebecQueer' comes out to attack Bagwell. Meanwhile, Sexual Harrisment and Jerry Flynn and Chyna attack the Outsiders. Sting pinned Lex Luger with the Scorpion Death Drop in 0:04:24. Rating: 1/4* Triple H emerges after the match to unleash a beatdown on Sting. Lex Luger and Evil Sting join in. But then THE MONSTER MENG and Stevie Ray run out of the crowd to make the save for Sting. Deion Sanders appears on the jumbotron and declares that Meng and Stevie Ray are half of the team that will take on HHH's cronies. Meanwhile, Vince Russo is in the shower, I don't know why they were filming that, but Nathan Jones emerges from the mist to brutally attack Russo in the shower. And they were both naked. Eww. Hulk Hogan urges the Hulkamaniacs not to call 911 if they feel the shockwaves of Hogan legdropping Bestia Salvaje. Bestia Salvaje throws Hulk Hogan out of the ring. Randy Savage and Hulk Hogan get into a brawl at ringside. Earl Hebner counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. A fan at ringside badmouths Bestia Salvaje. The winner is Bestia Salvaje. Time of match: 0:05:49 Bestia Salvaje defeated Hulk Hogan by countout in 0:05:49. Rating: -*** 1/2 (Hulk Hogan retained the WWW Heavyweight title.) Hogan gets on the microphone after the match and challenges Savage, Salvaje and Sabu to a match. But, Hogan has a partner. Hogan declares his partner to be a 'true American hero' and his partner is 'The Chairman of the Board' La Parka Handicap-Match: The Axis of Evil (Bestia Salvaje and Sabu the Beheader) and Randy Savage defeated Hulk Hogan and La Parka when Savage pinned Hogan with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:03:56. Rating: -1/2* After the match, Los Immigrantes, La Parka, Johnny Grunge, and Jim Duggan brawl with Team Taliban and the Axis of Evil. Leaving Hogan and Savage to fight in the ring. Then suddenly, Brooke Hogan steps over the railing. Hulk urges her back to her seat, but Brooke picks up a steel chair and hits Hulk in the head. Macho Man and Brooke Hogan then tongue-kiss as we fade to a screen showing the new top 10. Top 10 Contenders! 10- Lex Luger 09- Ron Harris 08- Bhutanese Brusier 07- Scorpio Jr 06- Kevin Nash 05- ReBorne 04- Rey Misterio Jr 03- John Bradshaw Layfield 02- Randy Savage 01- Bestia Salvaje WH- Matthew Morgan BG- Triple H WT- Hulk Hogan any thoughts?

if Tomko is the father, will the kid be born with a goatee?

Warning: The Shocker may have negative side-effects.

They should bring back Nowinski as a manager. as for Test, they should show vignettes of him visiting Kevin Nash at Nash's mountain hideaway, and then Nash tells him about a special diamond, which one WWE superstar has, which will give Test superpowers, but Test has to find out who it is.

or maybe the wrestlers will go around shooting cars with shotguns I'm looking forward to John Cena shooting down a helicopter with his rocket, raising his wanted level to four stars

granted, nobody probably pays attention to them the school is Savannah High School in Savannah, Missouri.. so they're the Savannah Savages. And they have a big Native American for the logo. It was.. unique

Kotzen.. well.. there's a High School in Missouri that uses the nickname 'Savages' with an Indian logo. Something might be a bit racial there.

ya know Jesse.. you may want to offer links to those photos instead. Just some advice

she's fucking crazy that's what

hasn't the Pentagon admited violating the Geneva convention in Iraq?

Mike's trying to make a difference by taking the word monkey back from those who wished to degrade one race for the purpose of degrading people (from all races, who may be less than subhuman) that he doesn't like. CWM, you should quit your whining. Mike's just making the English language better.

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so.. is there a reason why both Berg and Johnson were in orange jumpsuits? just asking. Weird coincidence, or does it mean something?

Al.. do the Phillies have a spot for Matt Stairs?

hey Geary.. thanks for getting Benito out of the game there.

On the WP site, they mentioned a 6:08 EST update, and a slightly later one for the Times. And no offense to anybody, but you know the fact that Johnson was in an orange jumpsuit is going to get mentioned by somebody who is thinking of a conspiracy or whatever.

I just checked both sites, and you're wrong there. Top story on both sites.

and she's assuming that Kane wouldn't want her more if she was pregnant?

or.. #3: Lita isn't pregnant because she's too stupid to comprehend the results of the test accurately

Trish will unleash a 'stomachbreaker' or two on Lita

I added more about JBL on the Fantasy Booking board. here

Let me take a roll with an interview, for next week's Smackdown. [We fade to the back, where John 'Bradshaw' Layfield is standing infront of giant posters of himself and George W. Bush.] "Hello, I am the ultimate American patriot" [Layfield laughs] "But, the leftists everywhere, the disgusting scum, all wish to make up stories, doctor photos and smear my name" "Just like they did to another great American patriot, Joseph McCarthy" "You see, the WWE title is currently held hostage by a leftist. You see, Eddie Guerrero is a degenerate like other communists, such as Bill Clinton, Nikolai Volkoff and Larry Flynt. Eddie Guerrero is helping to corrupt the children of this country" "This Sunday at the Great American Bash, I will bring the title back to America" "For you see, any other result will aid and comfort Al-Qaida" [The camera zooms in on Bradshaw] "You see, the Communists had me fired. CNBC, Commie Natured BroadCasting. Commies like Michael Cole. When it comes to all evil, The Communists are behind it, they are behind the terrorists. They were behind all the evils that I fight" "I am the greatest patriot in this country. All you red diaper babies better be kissing Lenin's ass that I'm not the President, because I would have you all deported and dealt with" "You see.. there is no BS in JBL" [Fade to black] And as well, JBL should refer to his fans as the "John Layfield Society" Here's a promo situation to start a Summerslam feud with Chilly Willy. [We cut backstage to see Chilly Willy walking though the back, as a guest for the night. Cole blathers about him having a purple heart from Iraq, and how he gave up wrestling to go there] Then, he crosses paths with Bradshaw. Bradshaw glares into his eyes and spits at Willy, before he attacks Willy. He explains it later "You little red diaper babies want to know why I attacked that punk. I did it because he disgraced our military in Iraq. He provided the commie media with material to cry about. George S. Patton didn't need to get a purple heart. He kicked ass. The guys who get the purple hearts are the wusses who should be home. Chilly Willy is a comtemptible piece of scum. In fact, I bet he was just about to imitate that traitor John Kerry by talking all bad about America." As the weeks go on. Bradshaw takes up the 'Ultimate Patriot' image, and Willy and others refer to that as being 'outrageous' and all that. I'm sure there's more to add. Any thoughts?

This is my first time seeing JBL live.. and he could use some work at being a heel patriot. For one, he should call the people 'traitors' and 'UnAmerican' for booing him. Example: "You scum are booing me, America's greatest patriot, and you are aiding and comforting our enemies by doing so" He should refer to the media in unflattering terms Example: "Our leftist media, from Tom Brokaw to Michael Cole, are all under the direct order of the Soviet threat which is in hiding, and they all wish to villify me. You should love me unless you are brainwashed." He should also call people Communists Example: "Eddy Guerrero, you little pinko.." and he should get into a feud with Chilly Willy. Example: "Chilly Willy, you're an example of what's wrong with America. Real soldiers don't get Purple hearts. They kick ass. You FAILED. You helped to create good news for our Leftist media and our enemies. I wish I could take that Purple Heart and shove it down your throat." JBL would get some more cheap heat (or real heat) then

Yeah, so, can you tell us who gave these tips, or what company the media worked for? and I guess it's good for the core of this forum that you didn't find this infuriating news earlier, or else there'd be a meltdown, I suspect. Yeah, there's a reason to be suspicious. But, you know that free media, always for the devil and all that. Care to mention any media outlets that would send reporters to cover a story that their kids are involved in?