Rob E Dangerously

Do you have any sources that indicate that the tip was a bomb threat? or do you just wish to use the 'new math' and say "random tip = bomb threat"? But, I guess the random media (which you and the two week old news release didn't identify) are just EEEEEVIL. Eh?

so.. getting a tip to be there = knowing an attack is going to happen.. hmm.. ok so.. where's the part of this article that goes into how the reporters decided to let people die and report it?

Bradshaw could always come down to the ring to 'Real American'

Paul Bearer impregnated Lita, ya know

you know that music means that Bradshaw might be square-dancing, or dancing in general, down to the ring? Bradshaw should take the 'Patriotic' gimmick to new heights by calling Eddy Guerrero a 'communist' and carrying around a framed photograph of George W. Bush

I bet that Candido reforms the Bodydonnas.. maybe with Billy Gunn (if he's healthy).. Skip and Kip! or Candido brings an Wrestling Oompa Loompa gimmick into the WWE

they should bring back Al Wilson to face Rey for the title. And they should never mention that he died over a year and a half ago

JBL can always go for the 'heel Patriot' gimmick.. or, the 'Reich' gimmick I gave him in WWW. *snicker* Word Life

The new Top 10 contenders list.. after the card tonight 10- Rey Misterio Jr 09- John Bradshaw Layfield 08- Ron Harris 07- Scorpio Jr 06- Lex Luger 05- ReBorne 04- Kevin Nash 03- Randy Savage 02- Matthew Morgan 01- Bestia Salvaje WH Champ: X-Pac Big Gold Belt: Triple H WWW HW title: Hulk Hogan How the rankings are determined: by adding the rankings for singles and overall and dividing by two

too late.. Vince Russo is the WWE Crusierweight champion, read the card. on second thought.. I might just 'retire' the WWE Crusierweight title in World's Worst Wrestling (or as Bret Hart calls it 'The WWW')

*points to sig* click the link.. i've solved this WWE Crusierweight title thing

We cut to the back where we see Vince Russo. He announces the first World's Worst Wrestling Top 10 contenders list, and the top 10 are 10- 'Macho Man' Randy Savage 09- Ron Harris 08- Jerry Flynn 07- Bestia Salvaje 06- Matthew Morgan 05- The Abortionist 04- John Bradshaw Layfield 03- ReBorne 02- Lex Luger 01- Kevin Nash WH Champ: X-Pac Big Gold Belt: Triple H WWW HW title: Hulk Hogan Russo announces the card for tonight, which includes: We cut to the ring where we see Mean Gene Okerlund. Mean Gene interviews the new WWW champion, Hulk Hogan. But then John Bradshaw Layfield comes down to challege Hogan to a rematch tonight. David Flair won this match after hitting Skip with his crowbar David Flair and Jackson defeated Bob Backlund and Bodydonna Skip when D. Flair pinned Skip with his special move in 0:02:33. Rating: DUD Duggan/Charles was fairly even, but Duggan kept the Iron Sheik out of the match and won it cleanly Jim Duggan pinned Emilio Charles Jr. with the Old Glory in 0:03:47. Rating: -** 1/4 The Immigrants were able to beat the Axis of Evil cleanly, and then they avoided the wrath of the other AoE members. Los Immigrantes defeated The Axis of Evil (Sabu the Beheader and Sadam) when Dandy made Sadam submit to a full nelson in 0:05:00. Rating: * Bestia was able to not cause Jerry Flynn to snap. Bestia Salvaje pinned Jerry Flynn with the Power Bomb in 0:03:59. Rating: * 3/4 Meanwhile in the back, we notice that Vince Russo has fired Jackson Matthew Morgan picked up an easy victory for the Church of Sports Entertainment. Matthew Morgan pinned The Abortionist with the Choke Slam in 0:04:49. Rating: -* Four former Horsemen came out to protest the new Horsemen, and the New Horsemen challenged them to a match. Squash-a-roo The Four Horsemen (Dean Malenko, Ric Flair, Shaggy 2 Dope and Violent J) defeated Paul Roma, Tully Blanchard, Steve McMichael and Barry Windham when Shaggy pinned Blanchard with the Top-Rope Legdrop in 0:01:44. Rating: 3/4* Before the Horsemen could lay down a beating, David Flair and Psycho Sid ran down to the ring to make the save. Macho Man got a rather easy victory over Scott Hall. No word on where Jake Roberts went off to. Randy Savage pinned Scott Hall with the Flying Elbow-Drop in 0:03:43. Rating: * 1/4 Savage challenges Hogan to put up his title against him. Some evil deeds by the Axis of Evil got Scorpio a win over Animal here Scorpio Jr. pinned Animal with the Power Bomb in 0:03:19. Rating: -** This was a bit too good.. Triangle Match: X-Pac defeated Lex Luger and ReBorne when X-Pac pinned ReBorne with the X-Factor in 0:07:13. Rating: ** 1/4 (X-Pac retained the WWW Western Hemisphere title.) and after the match, ReBorne attacked X-Pac from behind. Chavo Classic is shown in the crowd with the Cruiserweight title, but then Vince Russo comes out and declares that Chavo is a "disgrace to sports entertainment" for not walking around in women's underwear, he then challenges Chavo to a match for his title They lock up. Vince Russo goes for a facerake, but Chavo Classic blocks it. Chavo Classic goes for a slap, but Vince Russo blocks it. Vince Russo whips Chavo Classic into the ropes. Vince Russo hits Chavo Classic with a shoulderblock. Vince Russo is going for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The audience doesn't quite know how to react to Vince Russo. The winner is Vince Russo. Time of match: 0:00:26 Vince Russo defeated Chavo Classic via pinfall in 0:00:26. Rating: -* (Vince Russo won the WWE Crusierweight title.) But then after the match, Roddy Piper comes out the crowd and attacks Russo. This was good.. probably due to a friendship. Kevin Nash was DQed due to the interference of Sting. Sting and Triple H brawled, but then Sting cornered Triple H and gave him two Stinger splashes. Then Lex Luger runs out and knocks Sting out with the running forearm. Triple H defeated Kevin Nash by disqualification in 0:10:32. Rating: * 1/4 (Triple H retained the Big Gold Belt.) Bradshaw promises to win back the belt and "bring it back to America" Bradshaw/Hogan, what do you expect? Randy Savage throws John Bradshaw Layfield a shovel. John Bradshaw Layfield tries to use it, but Hulk Hogan blocks the blow and takes it away from him. Hulk Hogan hits John Bradshaw Layfield with it and goes for the pin. Tim White counts: One, two, three. The crowd is cheering on Hulk Hogan. The winner is Hulk Hogan. Time of match: 0:03:39 Hulk Hogan pinned John Bradshaw Layfield after hitting him with a shovel in 0:03:39. Rating: -* 1/4 (Hulk Hogan retained the WWW Heavyweight title.) Savage unleashed a beating on Hogan after the match, before Kevin Nash ran down to make a save, but then we got a Hogan/Savage/Layfield/Nash brawl to close the show

They should just make up a title switch, since they obviously didn't want to have Chavo job the belt before leaving

The falcon has spoken!

If World's Worst Wrestling teaches us anything, it's this.. if you're an illegal immigrant, you can't be deported while holding a pro wrestling title belt. It's in the law, I think.

Does he sign off with "Heil Hitler"? Oh yeah, how will that war on terror end Mr. Bradshaw? no comment and you probably won't be visiting it any time soon

Kane and Matt Hardy star in MY TWO DADS

aren't you supposed to take a home pregnancy test at home?

Wow..who put the Eugene hate stick up your ass. Dinsmore's actually a great wrestler, and is playing the roll well...he can't help the gimmick he's been given, even it's turned out that many love it. Eugene...I mean Nick Dinsmore came up with the idea, because creative had "nothing for him". Granted but I still hate the gimmick, I am looking forward to him turning heel and saying he was faking it though, then I'll be full of Eugene love. how do you explain him being related to Bischoff?

HHH is Eugene's friend, because some of his biggest fans are.. nevermind

the kid will have Lita's hair and Kane's teeth

The falcon has spoken!

*makes a whip sound* Mattitude Mattisucks now.

Lita really let Kane down there and Tyson Tomko is sporting a tattooed penis look

Kane could have just knocked him out with an enzuigiri