The Dames

Lis..thanks for the offer, but I'm afraid of you ending up like Alina, because everyone know that I'm just DYING to have that happen again! Dames

Please pardon the mark in me....but when I see Scarface, I don't see Al Pacino, I see Tony Montana. Any other Pacino movie, it's Pacino to me...but not Scarface. No sirree. Dames

Hey Lis...it's a requirement. You can, however, give us a picture of Bif's girlfriend and everything will be all good. *hides from Bif* Dames

Jesus Popick....must you take credit for Everything! YOU'RE WELCOME FOLEY DDP!!! Dames

I would have to say that his best movies were Grease & Saturday Night Fever as he became a household name with them. *Note, I'm not talking about the quality of the films*. His worst movie would definitely be Battlefield Earth with Lucky Numbers coming in at a distant second. Dames

Well...technically, he's not part of the roster so he can go where he pleases. With that being said, he'll be treated like just another Cruiserweight on Smackdown and a jobber on Raw. A good paycheck is nice though, so I wouldn't blame him for doing so. Dames

Honestly, they've dropped the ball with it already compared to what I thought up. Now, I have a feeling that a lot of you will probably pull down your pants and collectively shit on this, but just read it through. With all of the hype that Sean O'Haire is getting, you'd assume that he'd come in somewhere in the midcard, with a semi decent push. However, this is the WWE and he'll have to pay his dues. So, what I thought up is this...he's playing a "Devil's Advocate" character right? Let the first person he influences be Jeff Hardy. You've seen it...Hardy's career has been stagnant for months. Mattitude is over and Jeff has gone from the star of the Hardy Boyz to the Marty Jannetty of the team. Sean O'Haire approaches him in the back...gives him some words of "encouragement" and then Hardy turns heel. Whether or not Hardy is taken seriously is irrelevant....the purpose would be to show how influential O'Haire could be. I've given this a lot of thought and this character could be the stimulus of tons of heel turns and character development for guys on the roster. Hell, all Bischoff needs is an O'Haire pep talk about the demise of WCW (and how he's about to have his Monday night show taken away by Vince AGAIN) and that could set Bischoff vs. Vince or Shane running. Dames

Yeah...I saw a commercial last night during Boston Public for 24 and it looks like the rest of the season is going to be a doozy. Dames

WHOA! Willard or Ben??? Willard is the sequel I believe. I can't believe they're remaking this film....I ADORED this film when I was a kid, made me cry n' shit. Dames

I've never wanted to "Taste the Rainbow" before that, Kotz. You know...it IS my favorite candy. Dames

Yeah, but he's a mobster there....same element, you know. Dames

Giles? That would be NASTY!! What's your theory though? Dames

I didn't realize that Michael Imperioli (Christopher from the Sopranos) was in Bad Boys as JoJo, the chemist....it was really weird not seeing him dressed all mobbed out. Dames

Hmm...should I let Brain back in? I've got ONE word for you.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *breathes* AAaaaa.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Dames

Hey....I forcefed him 24 til he liked it. He's such a Superman mark that he was watching Smallville and didn't bother watching 24 til I made him get the DVD....with a personal money back guarantee. Dames

HAHAHAHA....Excellent work, EQ. Dames

EQ, I TOLD YOU....Sunday, Channel 7, 10pm, after Oz. The show was alright, I wasn't expecting a blockbuster or anything. I mark out for the two leads and I'll keep watching for a while. Dames

....It's sentences like these that always remind me why I love talking in wrestling lingo. Dames

The feud lasted long, but back then, the WWF only had 5 PPV's a year and they only wrestled each other on two of them. It's not like they were always at each other's throats the entire time too. Owen took the time out to win the King of the Ring and do all of that before facing Bret again at SummerSlam and Bret had to deal with Bob Backlund afterwards. Granted, Owen was involved in that match, but after that Bret then went onto try and win the title from Diesel. Owen simply kept interjecting himself, stretching out the feud. Dames

How futile a fight would that've been? HHH's got one foot in the production meetings, and one penis in the booker's ass. You can't get much more leverage, no matter who you are. HHH wasn't nearly as bad with his political bullshit while Austin was around. It's been rumored that he was one of the only guys who ever stood up to HHH's shit and called him on it. As for how Austin can compete with HHH's stroke....Vince cares more about money and Austin sure as hell made him a lot of it, so his word means something. Dames

Ohhh... I can't wait for Faith and Evil Willow action figures... Dames

It's probably better than the ones he's had before, with a picture of his ass on it or "BACK DAT ASS UP". Why anyone would ever wear that (for free) boggles the mind... Dames

Well, I'll admit, in recent years, Nova has started to look simliar to Triple H, his hair specifically, but I'm sure that the fans can tell the difference between a cruiserweight and the scourge of the wrestling world today. It's not like Nova is going to steal any of HHH's heat like that, unless she's scared of comments like 'oh...that guy looks like HHH but he can actually move!" Dames

My challenge to Banky: Whats YOUR Beef? Dames

I don't give a fuck as long as I'm let into UGS I can't control whether or not you guys leave, the only thing I can try and do is enjoy your stay here. Personally, I'd prefer if you would keep your plugs at a minimum. As for paying for the server, I'll admit, I was stubborn to an extent. With that said, when I thought to myself that I wouldn't be able to do it on my own, I started working on a way to have all of you guys contribute through PayPal. Seeing as how I JUST got a job (Start Monday BABY!), I don't know if I should still go through with it or not because financially the board is stable now. The money donated would still go to the board and it would help me pay off some of my own bills, but its not a necessity anymore. Up to you guys if you're still willing to donate. Dames