The Dames

CWM.....You were one of my favorite posters. Take care.... Dames

We haven't worked it out yet...but I'll let you guys know. Dames

Well, speaking of pimping....Adam Ryland, the creator of EWR emailed me to praise my TNA reviews. After asking, he told me that we'll be available as a sponsor in the next version of EWR. Dames

Honestly, I wonder if SK even knows we exist. He'd probably think we're beneath him though... Dames

AngleSault....I type VERY fast. I type 75 words a minute and it's partially how I make a living. This person made 15 threads in about 3-5 minutes, each thread containing a VERY long post. There's no way that this person would have sat there and typed it all out. It was probably something copied and pasted from a site. Also, if you read all of the topics she made (which I deleted mostly), you'll see that this person never intended a real discussion. Dames

Just for the record...it was my doing. The IP screamed previously banned poster, PLUS what this person did in this and the movies DVD folder could count as spamming and trolling. I should crack down on stupidity as well, in this forum. Dames

"Okay, now for the other news: As you may or may not know, 411 is doing a big reorganizational type thing on 3/3/03, and I made the decision last night not to keep the Smarks as a separate section when it happens. Myself, Jay Bower, Tim Livingston, Justin Baisden and GP Ryan will join the main site and continue posting as usual there. The rant archives will of course remain intact after the re-org. There's just no point in keeping a subsite in place when it's pretty much just me at this point. So I'll see you on 3/3/03 for 411Mania.com!" Well, this has a bit of irony to it, in my opinion. TheSmarks.com is going to be officially dead as of March 3rd and we're still around and thriving. Funny how things work out, isn't it? Dames

Oh, I just saw Super Troopers tonight...that was crap. Dames

Your feet smell, dood. You win. Dames

Sweet. Damn...now I am hungry.... Dames

That's funny....I usually say AM when I talk about you, like "Green Eggs and Ham, I am", or whatever the fuck its supposed to be. Sass. Bring. It. Lower. I Can't Reach. Dames

*crowd boos* *leaves* Dames - Came Back Cuz He Forgot His Wallet (OMG GOD~! The Return of the Last Words!)

Sass...thank you. Dames

Damamaniacs sounds like a Japanese Fighting Anime. I might not have millions, or even hundreds of thousands.... Then again, I'm not named after a hairy bigfooted myth. Dames

If you're above 6'7. Dames

Dames came before The Rock. Everything else is true Dames

Uh....to get OUT of the lottery maybe? Why take the 7th pick guaranteed when you can have 1 through 6 possibly? Dames

Watching the Ultimate Warrior puke on Mr. Perfect always got me. Dames

Man...it took me close to two hours to get home that day. Damn right they're important to me! I bought you pizza, you ingrate! Just kidding Ingrate. Dames

"Just a friend, Spider Poet?" "That's all I have to give"

I've probably told this story before, but fuck it. "Dames" came to be because my friend Juan realized that everyone had a 1 syllable name or nickname but me...so he called me Dames as a joke and everyone laughed. It was a running joke, like Agnes. One day, I declared myself The Dames, like The Rock...and the rest is history. Dames

I should have called INS to come get you in Pleasantville...but then I wouldn't have gotten my DVD's Dames

No Chanukah, but we do get these off: MLK - Jan 20 Prez Day - Feb 17 Passover Days 1 & 2 - Apr 16 & 17 Passover Days 7 & 8 - Apr 23 & 24 Memorial Day - May 26 1st Day of Shavuot (I dont even know what that is) - June 6 ID4 Labor Day - 9/1 Rosh Hashanah - 9/26 Yom Kippur - 10/6 Turkey Day - 11/27 Xmas New Years Dames

Already got a friend of mine to burn me one Dames

By the time this is done, it'll all come down to basic fragmented sentences. Fire Bad. Tree Pretty.