The Dames

Hurts less for them and in Flair's case, he gets to land on his feet to possibly retaliate. Dames

There isn't always. JR is the face and Lawler isn't even a heel anymore. Cole is the face and Tazz doesn't openly cheer for heels. Tenay and West don't either. The people in the arena can't hear the commentary because it'll drown out the crowd. Dames

Sometimes, they hold on and bail out of the ring. Other times, they get whipped so fast that they don't have the time to hold onto the ropes or duck under the clothesline. Dames

That's an easy one.....I DON'T GET PAID. Seriously, if I had a good job right now, I'd pay you guys. Dames

The face commentator is usually the play by play guy, who wants to approved by the masses, so he goes along with all of the things that the face does. The "heel" commentator calls it the way he sees it, although he usually overcompensates for the guys that the face commentator doesn't like just to bust his balls. Dames

Because AngleSault has nothing better to do. Oh, you meant everyone, I'm sorry. They still like wrestling....and have hope that it will get better. Dames

Hamburger meat is pounded to make tender before cooking. He's basically saying that he's going to make hamburger meat out of you...its an expression. Dames

If you asked someone for money, you'd be ignored and labeled a homeless person. Not the same thing. Seriously....go to a hardware store or something like that and ask for a wood chopper. He'll bring you an axe. If you say "Hey guy, I wanted a wood chopper, not an axe", he'll say "well....what the fuck is that supposed to be!?" Dames

Christian forgave him. No one called it in because Christian is a heel and he probably deserved it. Dames

Faces don't ONLY care about the fans.....but they prefer to have their approval. Trust me, if guys like The Rock and Jericho (when he was a face) were better at something else instead of wrestling, they'd go do it. Look at Rock....now he's off to do comedic film. Dames

If you asked someone for a wood chopper, you'd get an axe. Dames

HHH's Sledgehammer can kill you (at least it SHOULD, its a fuckin' sledgehammer!), but he doesn't wanna go to jail....so he'll just really hurt you with it. HHH doesn't want to take the chance of actually killing you by nailing you with the hammer part. Hardcore matches: You can try to do that, but after the first shot in the nuts, the guy would be expecting it. Dames

That's why heels dominate matches....they just care about winning. Faces have to do the comeback because it makes the fans happy, whether or not they win depends on how good they are. Dames

Well, an axe is supposed to chop wood, but it doesnt' always do it on the first try. Give someone 90 backbreakers and see the wonders of a split vertebrae. Dames

Because wrestlers are humans too....and most of us are stupid stupid people. Dames

Heel A is no longer afraid of Face 1 because he's already taken a beating from Face 1 and he wasn't so tough. Dames

I could have sworn the hand was a pinkish color. Dames

Weight has nothing to do with it, but the wonders of science does. Besides, both Mark Henry and Mae Young were so dumb that they actually thought she was pregant....we know now she never was! Dames

Come on now....even in the movies cops are dumb. Why should wrestling be any different? Dames

But there's always been a President or a Commissioner or someone. You get in good with them by lining up their pockets, they'll show some appreciation Dames

DDP was picked up by Ted DiBiase, who had inside info about the NWO years before it started and tried to recruit DDP from the get go due to his affiliations with Hall and Nash. Faces know that the fans just want to have a good time, so they make jokes to seem cool. Heels are sarcastic power hungry bastards because they don't have time for that shit, they just want the title NOW. Wrestlers always pour water of themselves before they come out because if they're slippery when they get into the ring, their opponent can't put them in a devastating hold! Baby Oil is shinier, ask Ahmed Johnson. Dames

Not necessarily.....think about it. Let's say the fans REALLY like you and pay to see you. Wouldn't the General Manager want to place you against the guys at the top of the card? See, you're getting closer to your goal. Dames

There have been rare occasions where he's hit the move....sometimes a cross body...and he's won World Title's this way. Flair is CONVINCED that if he hits it, MATCH IS OVER BABY. Dames

That one is simple! These guys all think they're the best wrestler....or are trying to be. So, they want to be the World champ cuz they get all the money and the fame. So, how do you prove to everyone that you're the best or as good as some of those guys.....you do it in a public forum! If they think you're great, you get a push and you're closer to your goal. Dames

Very rarely does he get involved....but when he does, he wants to be ready! That and the old bastard thinks its "cool". Dames