The Dames

Anglesault...I SERIOUSLY doubt its me unless you're in the Bronx. Dames

Oh, and did I mention that I am a SEXY mofo? Dames

Tony Montana was 5'6. I'm happy. Dames

Well....yous a freak. One of my closest friends is 6'5". Dames

Ortiz beat the shit out of him and before the 4th round, I assume it was his corner who said he couldn't continue. Dames

5'6. There are guys on the board (that I've met in person) who are WAY shorter. Dames

Yes, my semen is more important. Dames

I'm not THAT short. Dames

Why is this conversation seriously doing it for me? Dames

Jesus, I have much more respect for Ken that I did before this fight. He is f'n LUMPED UP, but never quit. Ortiz is a cock. Bring on Liddel. Dames

1st round, decisively goes to Ortiz. Dames

Wow, I've never really been into UFC, but that video package has seriously made me hyped for this shit. Dames

Man, that was one of the best fights I've ever seen in my limited MMA viewing career. I'm impressed that Miller was able to pull it out because Weir HAD him at least 2 or 3 times. Dames

It shouldn't, but explosive diarrhea should. Dames

1. It rules the f'n school. 2. Never saw Y Tu Mama Tambien. Dames

Seriously....when it comes to long distance, unless it was JLH herself, I wouldn't be able to do it, so kudos to you. Dames

HA! I didn't think I was going to get UFC, but there it is! They spelling Vin's name "Vin Deasel" in their graphic. Tsk Tsk. Dames

Sometimes, Chase ends the shows on such a weird, odd note. The sublety is lost on me some of the time. For example, the episode a few weeks ago when Tony and Carmella were in the bathroom while she's in the bathtub and it just goes black. WTF was that all about? Dames

For all of you who have Buffy Season Two, watch the Joss Interview where he talks about killing Jenny. He just drives home the right reasons for killing Jenny and how they did it. Dames

Scott Foley is a gorgeous man. *runs away* Dames

Damn, he's got a shit load riding on this fight. I wonder if that's in his head right now. Dames

Holy shit, I didn't even think about that. My name and the site in a video package hyping a match. Time for HYPERBOLE~! Dames

Hmm.... I once saw the movie Whipped where Amanda Peet plays a girl playing 3 guys who are all friends. Really shitty movie. However, there is one part that sticks out. The biggest loser of the group is doing a narrative staring into the camera on the toilet while sitting on his left hand. He said that he basically waited til he lost circulation in his hand to make it feel all pins and needly and then masturbated, because it felt like a different person. Maybe that can help Poli- Um, your friend. Dames

Why would you want to ruin that awesome car? It had comfy seats Dames

OHMSS! OHMSS! YOU DUMB FUCK! Just kidding. i *really* like Bond. Sorry, In Her Majesty's Secret Service is a porno. Dames