EL DANDY~!

Carbon date the panties, DEAN... Bring Murdock back from the dead so he can face PQ. I'm dying to see that...

I swear I need to find me some good indy wrestling. We really don't have much out in Cali any more. What would Sex Machine Brian's car actually be there DEAN>?

He's basically the US Godzilla to the Japanese people. He's big, he's black, he's got a great look, and the Japanese people like it. He's been able to build up his popularity in such a short time it's amazing. He can also whoop a WHOLE LOTTA ASS in that ring, and he has the ability, at 6'8" 350 lbs. to do a very nice diving headbutt and a pescado. Why Vince hasn't tried to snag him and turn him into what Mark Henry COULD have been is beyond me. The guy just oozes charisma.

If ^ was smart, ^ would have told ^^ about kickball in exchange for a date somewhere down the line...

Right now...I still fucking mark for Goldberg's entrance... HHH always had a good entrance... The Great Muta had a great one... Rocky's new one (best. video. ever.) is awesome... Y2J is classic...

^Wu Tang Killa Bee...

I have not seen somebody this popular in the WWE in quite sometime. Rocky's return back in June of 2002 is the only thing recently that has come close. He's got a great moveset. The fans are supposed to hate him, but every heel mannerism he does is cheered by the fans. I have not thoroughly enjoyed a character from WWE land in quite some time. And he's gone through so much shit. The rehab, the up and down pushes... Eddy Guerrero is on the roll of a lifetime, and I'm damn fuckin proud to be a wrestling fan knowing that no matter what happens the rest of the show, I get to see him on my television screen. Add on top of that the chance that he might be wearing the WWE championship sometime soon, and you and I both know that we might be looking at happy times soon enough, no matter how small the time period is...

^^Hates rap like Curt Hennig did... <Curt Hennig admirer...so he's cool in <'s book, except that < also likes rap, making < previous statement totally ironic...

So if it sucks big hairy white ass, it's acceptable?

SmackDown! has Eddie F'N Guerrero to make me enjoy wrestling for at least 10 minutes each week. SD! wins by default...

^having issues with facial hair... <having the same...

From a booking and heat standpoint...there are not many greater than Bret/Austin. From a technical standpoint, Rey/Eddy fucks you up with the greatness. I give the nod to the Rey/Eddy match, simply because I've analyzed that match over and over and found it to be more entertaining. But yeah, if you wanna go international, 1/20/97, Kobashi/Misawa by a landslide for the sheer neck-breaking and psychological greatness.

Eddy gets over because he makes sure the fans enjoy themselves. Whether they boo or cheer, it doesn't matter. I find it funny that in the six years of the attitude era, only two people have really gotten that shades of grey attitude right: Steve Austin...and Eddy Guerrero.

The DDT and the Dandy Man start the feud. New specs and shit will be posted after the show. Promo will be given during show. In-ring to show off new look, entrance, etcetra. Maybe I lay DDT out...I don't know. Just know the Dandy One finally does something besides being "that dude that tagged with SP." How come I feel like Owen to his Bret all of a sudden?

^glad to see < in the thread after a day (or three) hiatus

If I remember right, Giles didn't want to be traded because his contract expires this year. Were he to get shipped to Oakland, chances are he might not be worth as much. Granted, he'll probably get better playing time in Pittsburg, but I think he wants to pad some numbers to make him the superstar on the Pirates, therefore insuring him more cash. Besides, like he'd be in an A's uniform for more than 6 months knowing his contract is soon up. ALSO...Colon for Alfonso and Jesse Foppert would be outstanding, because Colon takes his place and Jerome Williams can be the fifth on that staff behind Reuter (when he comes back from the DL), Schmidty, and Moss. Moss finally realized something about pitching...LET THEM TRY AND HIT IT.

Don't rule out Guerrero holding the belt until NWO 2004. There is a good chance that they might just have Angle take the belt then to give Eddie just a bit more credibility.

^asked me to prom last year... <wasn't able to attend

I know they can always put Durazo in right field...but you get JD Drew in there...and I'm guessing you're gonna have to give up something big...a left-handed starter is always good, and Lilly's better suited for the NL anyways. AL loves the fastball. NL doesn't really like a first-pitch fastball.

^the fuck they ain't... <talking like he's from Jersey for no reason at all...

Corey, are you trying to say in a roundabout way that the woman is a slut?

Giants need to go out and get a veteran starter...I really want them to trade away Alfonso right now. Feliz is doing a good job when he's in there and I think that they might get a 4th or 5th starter if they trade him away. A's might wanna go and get an outfielder with Dye out. Those are my teams. And also, Kelvim Escobar is very good for Ted Lilly. Lilly has done jack shit this year, and I find it funny that Cory Lidle, who did ok last year for the A's, has double digit victories this year for the Blue Jays. Probably the same will happen to Lilly?

^one of the laziest posters on the forums...

Malibu must start posting pics...especially of the hella hot Greek girl...

^man of a thousand vaChynas