EL DANDY~!

Reel Big Fish, anyone? I love those guys. "Beer" should be our national anthem. MMB rules, and Sublime rulez.

All I have to say is Modest/Daniels Nitro. FUCKING CLASSIC. Nobody knows what to do with either of them. Hmmm...

Hey man, at least Rocky can entertain...

*channels Mario Twins* WHAT IN THE HELL? CRAP ON THIS! *stops channeling* Um, hi. Anybody ELSE think this idea sucks? A FUCKING SAMOAN DROP AS A FINISHER? HELLO???

I had only one problem with RVD/Benoit...RVD can't sell for SHIT! Come ON! Benoit took his arm home with him for LUNCH, for Christ sakes! Jeez! His counter wrestling was OK, but REALLY, what in the hell? Can he not sell something?

How did you guys who HAVE versions of Fire Pro D ACTUALLY get them?

Blitzkrieg...Juvi. Spring Stamped 99...BEST FINISH...EVER! JUVI DRIVER OF THE TOP ROPE MUTHAFUCKAS!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT! He ruled it all.

In order, throught out history, 1) MSG 2) Tokyo Dome/Nippon Budokan (tie) 3) Calgary

I agree with Coffin. I've only seen a few AJPW matches, and I'm not calling myself a puro purist at all. I love both style, but both styles have their weaknesses. It's not like one is vastly superior to the other.

Bionic, I SO totally agree with you...and let's not forget NA, right? WWF: Um...two ***** matches at WM 10, followed by the greatest 4-minute match in history at KOR 94 between Owen/123 Kid, followed by yet ANOTHER ***** between Hart bros... WCW: Flair/Steamboat V: Flair barely escapes by the skin of his teeth. HELL YEAH! Oh, but when Hogan came in, it went to shits. At least he and Flair had good matches (for Hogan).

WHAT? CRAP ON THIS...jk. Hmmm...let's see...could it be...Funk?

Ole f'n Anderson, Frosty

Not bad, but I question the sanity of giving a squash containing both Paul Wight AND Scott Norton anything more than 1/2*. Everything else was really good.

Fuck yeah, Anglesault. Oh, and by the way. I agree wholeheartedly that Saturn doesn't deserve a push right now...put I AM, however for him being with Kanyon in a Eliminators-style team, or for him in The Flock 3.0. Fo sheez, guys.

96, eh? Hmmmmmmm...I think I'm going to say...Savio Vega.

Hey, I have NO problem about her going over Gedo...little pig monkey bitch that he is... But there is NOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking way that she can POSSIBLY TRY to be GREAT MUTA. HELLO! It'S FUCKING CHYNA!

That a kid, MISTAH CHOP! Way to know these things...I like to watch the old school matches. They were just so cool.

Yes. A plancha is a crossbody block to the outside. If it's done in the slingshot motion, it's usually called a pescado. A tope is a dive through or over the ropes onto your opponent. When a man jumps over the top without the use of the ropes on a tope, it's called a tope con hilo. The somersault isn't REALLY a part of the deal, but wrestlers find it safer when they do a back bump instead of a chest bump, ya know?

I think it was Janetty...and that Janetty actually went over with the Fistdrop...

Tim, cool name. My name is Tim, too. Oh, and I DID actually give that match *****. I thought everybody would give that match *****. Hmmm...

For the benefit of Ricky...5 ***** matches I've seen that are somewhat debatable, with the reasons I picked them. 1) Flair/Steamboat Wrestlewar '89-This is utter brilliance in the fact that Steamer attacks what he thinks Ric's one weakness is, his arm, and the fact that the ONLY moves he uses are the armdrag and the armbar to weaken it to get to the Flying Double Chicken Wing makes the psychology fucking great. He just mixes it up with Flair so great. Also, Flair makes himself to look like a fucking badass by going RIGHT for the leg after Ricky gets knocked off the top rope. The ending is sheer brilliance, as they complete the circle with the OTHER match of the decade for NA, Savage/Steamboat-WM 3. Also, Flair just STIFFS Steamer so much with those forearms that I quiver. I thought I was watching the next match I'm selecting... 2) Misawa/Kawada-6/3/94-OK. As a match itself, I know why people are going to say it isn't *****. So that is why, in my opinion, you need to back to 1990 to see how this came about. It tells the greatest story ever told in the ring. Kawada has tried so hard to defeat Misawa, and he goes so far as to try to break his face...which he does. But Misawa shows why he IS the Triple Crown champion, and wears Kawada down with the elbow shots that only he knows how to throw. The fact that the icing on the cake is one Tiger Driver '91 is fucking brilliant, because it sets the stage for Kawada finally beating Misawa in singles competition down the line, as Misawa had to pull out THE trump card in order to get the win. 3)Steamer/Dustin Rhodes vs. The Enforcers-Clash XVI-Now, I think that if Windham was still in it, it COULD have been *****...but the fact that when Steamer is the mystery man, and that The Enforcers go into fucking FEAR at the sight of him...shows how great this match will be. Steamboat gets on FIRE, but then after The Enforcers do all they can to CHEAT TO WIN~!, the chain wrestling and the counter wrestling and the heel tag tactics used by The Enforcers make this match GREAT. And the CROWD GETS IT. When Dustin comes in with the hot tag...it's goes BONZO GONZO (copyright Scott Keith, all rights reserved), and then when Steamer skins the cat and hits the bodypress for the titles...I absolutely go crazy...as I have just seen about the greatest tag match I've ever seen. 4) MPro 10-Man Tag from 10/10/96-Yes, it's a spotfest. But the workrate, the selling, the crowd heat, everything about this match just makes it *****. Watch it. See how all the little mannerisms just play out for both teams. See how KDX allows themselves to just REEK of RUDOISM, and how all the faces just laugh in the face of EEEEEVIL...oh yeah, and DICK MOTHERFUCKIN TOGO is in the match. 5) Austin/Hart-OK. Do do you one up. Why is this match *****? It's fucking simple. The two HATE each other to no end. Hart had been talking about a heel turn. But simply look at this. After the bell shot, and the PRIMO bladejob from Austin, he gets to play the sympathetic face, as Hart makes Austin fucking SUFFER like he's never suffered before in that ring, but you also have to remember that Austin held on like a MAN, and didn't tap like a bitch, to The Sharpshooter. Hart is a heel for holding on as much as he does, and Austin gets the chants of Austin for fighting Hart to his last gasp of air, and is an instant face. *****, and don't let anybody tell me otherwise. There. Those are SPECIFIC reasons as to why THOSE matches are *****.

Let it be known that Vince has let Low Ki, Chris Daniels, Modest, and Morgan all wrestle dark matches that blew away a lot of the matches on the two big shows...and didn't sign them. FOR SHAME!!!!!!!

Judge, you are fucking crazy BUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Frost..... Wow...holy fucking shit...That is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Shit...that's fucking great.

Yep, I was right. No respect for the Porterhouse. Oh well. It's all about the Clownage Piledriver of DOOM! Soargasm just sounds fucking great...and Joker's Wild has always been a favorite.