EL DANDY~!

The 6-man match was such a mess it wasn't even funny. The AMW tag match was absolutely Southern Tag gold as Swinger and Diamond were the bitchy ass Midnight Express-likes and whooped on those RnR wannabes. I'll take five of those matches on every PPV any day of the fuckin week.

*Yakuza kick* ^Can't no sell a move Chono made famous because it's a move MUTHAFUCKIN CHONO made famous...

OK. This was my first full show. I've seen matches in the past and I've liked them, but as a whole, I see this as being just below SmackDown! and just above RAW. Some notes... AMW is probably the best reincarnation of the RnR Express in years. Joe E Legend as Vince Russo > Vince Russo as Vince Russo The new X Division wrestlers are alright, although the ones that brought the X Division to the dance are in need to spice it up again, I think. Frankie Kazarian is NOT "The Future." Shane Douglas fuckin SUCKS. He needs to watch some fuckin Dynamic Dudes tapes... Jerry Lynn ain't so bad now a days... Abyss is WWE material for sure... D'Lo is missing something... AJ as a face is SO much better than AJ as a heel. As a face, he can do those big moves in transition. Don Callis is the fuckin man... That fat dude could be Vader 2K3 if he can do the moonsault...

Effect, it's because he isn't a monster...and besides, not all heels are Ric Flair...

So Benoit/Hardy and Gunn/Eddie in the Semis. We know what we want in the finals... But we ALL know what we are GONNA get in the finals...

^is trying to recruit people to like Stinger Bell...

OK. So can somebody hook it up with a clip of the finish from last night? It would really be appreciated because it just sounds so farkin sick...

^hates technology, yet is on a computer... ^IRONIC~!

Got the E-Tech for my GBA:SP...fun times playing DONKEY KONG JR.~! Got the GB player for the GC. FUCKIN SWEET. MUCH BETTER than the SUper GB for SNES. ARC THE LAD COLLECTION FOR PS. I know most of you aren't big on Strategy Guides, but if you've played the Lunar remakes for PS, you'll know that Working Designs makes the greatest strategy guides in all the land. I'd get it just to read through the whole goddamn thing. Much good comes out of this purchase.

Squall was the RVD of the Final Fantasy series: Totally stupid about the world around him, and not ready to take that step to become great... As for a sequel to this...yes, I would not like to see one. Although the ending wasn't...you know, something I wanted to see, I'm extremely mad that they'd even THINK about a sequel to this...

Syxx, does Storm make the guy's neck bend like THAT?

Oh...MY...GOD...That is THE sickest thing I've seen in my entire life... Kazarian is a FREAK for taking that, and Styles must have told him he's getting a bonus or something because that has GOT to be the worst head drop in history. Seriously. Japan or otherwise...

Did it even look botched? Because I can see how some moves that are so dangerous look botched...but...

Hasn't CRZ been inactive lately? And also, I think I could have AT LEAST cracked 100...

In America, unless you get the ladies to actually look at other styles, you're gonna get nothing. In Japan, the woman's wrestlers are sometimes better than the men's...

^makes his posts COUNT...

Fuckin Inoki and his vale tudo bs...I'm really starting to hate the direction that both New Japan and All Japan are heading if Inoki and Muoth get their respective wishes...it's gonna be so horrible for pro wrestling...

Vince MUST snipe TNA for America's Most Wanted. Seriously. Besides Benjamin and Hass, they're the best team in North America today.

Looks like Batista fucked Sean O'Haire and had two kids...

^would give up his manhood to see Kawada and Chono get it on...

Laz, you totally sniped my name for that move. I'd been calling that for months now...ah well. No biggie, at least somebod didn't call it the MEGA STYLES CLASH OF DOOM~! or some shit like that...

Well...here's the deal. Lewis was unprepared for Klitschko. He thought that it would be an easy fight, blah blah blah. Came in the heaviest he's ever been at and all that. I'm betting that even though he'll be in shape nad ready for this fight, that it will still be a good fight. And something is telling me that even though that's all gonna happen, and that he WILL be ready... ...that Klitschko is gonna find a way to win. I'm telling you. Something about him is making me think that Lewis's time at the top is over with. Maybe I'm buying into the whole "Great White Hope" stuff, but I wouldn't be surprised if Vitali beat Lewis at his own game: technical boxing. Winning points, not scoring knockout blows.

Nice to see somebody not go all ****-ish for the TenKoji reunion match. As much as I loved that team, it seemed as if people watched it once, thought it was **** or so, and let it stand. It was good, but not really REALLY great like some people said. Another great one from the Kid...of course...

Well, look for a McMahon/Gowen match. It's GOTTA happen now. It just HAS to. IF you give Eddy/Tajiri 15-20 minutes...see Michaels/Jericho WM XIX. In other words, a SHOW STEALER. Benoit MUST turn heel on Rhyno at Vengeance so that he can be built up strong to face whomever at SummerSlam, unless they decide to go all Angle/Lesnar 1 on 1 at SummerSlam, which would (again) leave Benoit out in the cold...goddammit...

Oh yeah, and Baron wearing the OP shirt was a nice touch...when you need style tips, fuck Rico. Baron's your man for that shit...