EL DANDY~!

1. Smoked?-no 2. Been drunk as hell?-no 3. Screwed someone of the opposite sex?-no 4. Screwed someone of the same sex?-no 5. Shoplifted?-yes 6. Lied?-yes 7. Betrayed a friend?-yes 8. Been to jail?-no 9. Smoked weed?-no 10. Done LSD?-no 11. Done any other illegal drug?-no 12. Given oral sex?-no 13. Recieved oral sex?-no 14. Screwed something not of the human race?-no 15. Screwed something not alive?-no 16. Cheated on someone?-no 17. Used someone?-yes 18. Paid somone for sex?-no 19. Been paid for sex?-no 20. Played strip poker?-no 21. Skipped school?-yes 22. Skipped school to get high/drunk?-no 23. Danced naked?-no 24. Danced naked in public?-no 25. Flashed someone?-yes 26. Mooned someone?-yes 27. Kissed someone?-yes 28. Kissed someone of the same sex?-no 29. Held hands?-yes 30. Hugged someone?-yes 31. French kissed?-no 32. Had sexual fantasies?-yes 33. Had gay/lesbian fantasies?-no 34. Stolen money?-no 35. Stolen money from family?-no 36. Stolen drugs from family?-no 37. Been convicted of a crime?-no 38. Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'?-no 39. Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'?-no 40. Been called a whore?-no 41. Been called a bitch?-no 42. Watched porn?-yes 43. Taped porn?-no 44. Watched porn you taped?-no 45. Kissed someone in a moving vehicle?-no 46. Screwed someone in a moving vehicle?-no 47. Used sex 'toys'?-no 48. Tried to kill yourself?-no 49. Tried to kill someone else?-no 50. Told someone you hated them?-yes 51. Told someone you loved them but didn't mean it?-no 26...yep, I'm safe...

For ^ information, ^^ is talking about the Benoit/Sullivan FCA match that < so helpfully reviewed over at 411. Ask ^^. IT IS TO DIE FOR.

^knows that without < there would be no midcard...

^YOU LUV A MICHAEL JACKSON CD!

RugbyDiva is hoping for that guy who will give her what she wants, and that is a scooper up the pooper. but anyways...yeah, I haven't seen many fetishes on here yet...

^commode has two Ms...and that fuckin rocked...

Damn you're good! But as I said.. I love every part, not just those two. Every part. How convient, I love every part of your vaguely defined anatomy too. Excuse us, ladies and gentlemen... *channels Summer Catch* Kotz...go home. Go home, and tap that ass! GO ON!

Wolvy, I can certainly vouch for that. That match is the absolute shit. I mean, I don't think I've seen a men's match in America that has had as much pure emotion as that match did.

^GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN...IF YOU WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

On a chick, Tim LOVES the tits. Otherwise...I have a fetish for looking good...

I wanna hear the bitching...c'mon...

true, that first move looked more like an Acid Drop. And DEAN, NOBODY iz Benoit or EDDIE~!. Geez. One can dream though...that one day, they will fight for the WWE title...or hell, maybe even the Triple Crown if Vince pisses them off enough...

^that HAS to be a Dirty Harry reference...nobody else can say that and make it sound cool...

Zsasz, this isn't your US woman's wrestling, dood. This shit is better than most US MEN'S WRESTLING.

Poor Baisden...DEAN's work is that of a sweet lullaby that sends all the munchkins to sleepville...or something. I need to see more love for CENA and for my man RHYNO, though...keep the love, DEAN.

^needs to keep the MST3K faith...

^muthafuckin right...

^Marks for Eevee Eve

Banky, I'm a fan, what can I say?

^sell the fact that I wrote a great column over there...yeah...that's right...

Cooke, tell me why you don't think that match is any good, I'm just ready for this one. I know you are all knowing about puroresu, but I happen to think that Kawada and Fuchi, the two people who actually stayed after the NOAH split, did a damn good job telling the story of how they needed to save AJPW's image after they were completely drained, talent wise. That match told a great story.

See, I love yous guys. Yous guys are totally cool when it comes to the pro wrestling. HOW CAN NOBODY ELSE SEE THAT?

He teamed with Masa Fuchi after the NOAH split in 2000, and they had an ABSOLUTELY great match with Nagata and Iizuka on 12/14. He also had a good match with Mitsuya Nagai as his partner against TenKoji in 2001. I'm not sure about anything before that, however.

I guess Huddy was pressed for work after WCW folded...

Ah...so the greatness of the review is usually depicted by the amount you post?