EL DANDY~!

At Starrcade 95, all the NJPW wrestlers used their own music, if I remember right...I'm not sure about Muta though... Hansen probably got some generic cowboy music, I'm assuming...

^loves the way I write shit up...especially when having to do with KOJI MUTHAFUCKIN KANEMOTO.

I am thoroughly waiting the day when Trickle's name gets messed up on a screen and that R gets dropped, it will be a great day for joke playing in this country...

DEAN, SpiderPoet is my tag team partner, so I can I please have some non-homoerotic luv from YEW, please? i'd really appreciate it, oh, and may I blow as many loads as the great pimp daddy that is Al Wilson...

^use your illusion to find the ending...

Gee, Verne, that couldn't be because Iraq could, say, launch a missile towards them as soon as a public denouncing of Iraq is mentioned, could it? Here's the deal. Nobody wants a war. Like yesterday, my friend tried telling me that he thought the media was lying and that it was all for oil. Seriously, how fuckin paranoid could you be? I love how you can ask someone who doesn't support the war, and the reason why? Oil. People are pretty stupid sometimes. Of course, oil might be A reason, but it's not THE reason. I'm not doubting that...

Brooklyn Brawler and Kaientai d. HHH on SD!-Brawler gets the pin... No way this match should have been as fun as it was...I marked out like a little girl...

Good Burger Kel: "CHICKEN! CHICKEN! (makes the chicken flaps with his arms) MOO! MOO!" seven years later, and it still holds up... I'm a stickler for This Island Earth, mainly because after watching MST3K make fun of it, I just couldn't stop laughing at the stupidity. Also, The Stupids, Clue, Camp Nowhere, Encino Man, all good movies...but once again, it has been forgotten...one of the greatest bad movies of all time...THE PEST!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY HAS MENTIONED IT...for SHAME...The greatest movie ever made...Leguizamo never got his Oscar nod

^likes Orange Chicken...

^likes naked Chynese people...

Holy fuck man...Zack, I have new respect for your booking abilities. Of course, WWE never reads these kinds of things, so yeah, uh...not gonna happen, which sucks...

Yes, but Lyger is now COLOR COORDINATED~! He can wear all black or all red, depending on his mood. But that would be a silly question to ask, anyway...

If that was from 3/1/03, all I can say is...Kenta, we'll miss you, buddy...

If it's EL DANDY~! under a mask...I quit.

Kid Kash would be yet another person who would have to dumb down his moveset, though. I don't like seeing wrestler's movesets get cut like that, just because they are flashier than the moves that main eventers use...

^He is EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVIL

I'm watching Joe Dirt, and I swear to GAWD that Duke is that guy that Joe works with at the oil refinery. Anyone confirm this?

EQ...why didn't you just smash it on the ground until it burst?

Shane, you just described a versatile wrestler. That's different from a technical wrestler. A technical wrestler is somebody who is very smart psychologically, and someone who can take you down with smart tactics and mostly fundamental things. Like Kurt Angle, for instance. He takes you down with takedowns, suplexes, and the like, and then looks for a submission. And on the subject of being taken off the street, I think that if you have a mind for wrestling, are motivated, and tough, you CAN be taught the basics, and then improve on those into your own style. It just takes that extra incentive to do that.

when ^ is right, ^ is right, by gawd...

Tim, you know what sucks? He'll see a move he's like, never seen before, and then on that alone, he'll give it ****. Like in 2/24, doesn't Kawada hit the Ganso Bomb? If he does, then it's gonna get ****, just watch.

Cuz life's a garden...dig it. No really, it's not that bad of a movie.

Cuz he was a SPITTIN IMAGE FOR Droese. That would have been sweet if he was, though...

Here is the deal with Keith. His star ratings for puro are on the same scale that he does with the states, even when he does say his ratings are different. So because a lot of the stuff in Puroresu is workrate intensive, Keith, a mark for workrate freaks like Benoit, Angle, Eddie, and the like, sees the workrate in Japan and goes..."WHOA! This shit is COOL!" So there you have it. His scale is way off, in my opinion.

Everybody is worried about having a heel face Brock for the title...but why not let Benoit face Brock in a "respect" like match? I mean, shit, it couldn't hurt...