EL DANDY~!

^Gregorian Chanter...

It has to be Tajiri, unless they are truly done with the Rey big-boy push...

Fuckin ay, Kotz. You work for the WWE or something?

Tonight, I was ready to give up on RAW. No Austin to start me off, not too many a good match, and then...Rocky appears on my screen and berates The Coach, prompting me to grin from ear to ear...and to TOP IT OFF, he has another BRILLIANT FUCKIN PROMO with The Hurricane, and damned if that wasn't the hardest I've laughed since I was a little girl, thank you very much. You know what's fuckin great? If Hurricane and Rock ever had a match...we'd rave over it, just because Rocky would do everything in his power to put himself over. Triple H, take note. You took 15 minutes to make Booker look inferior, and in 5 minutes, Rocky put over somebody you buried long ago with Kane. Rocky brings the awesome, and I wish I could watch him cut promos for two hours instead of soem of the bullshit I've been watching. He truly is the most electrifying man in sports entertainment.

^you can find him in da club...bottle full of bud...wait, scratch the bud...he still a young'n...

^PIMPACITA~!

^should know that I got the Monty Python reference...took me a while...

AS, don't worry, your god will be back...

^is the Don King of sex...

^now knows that Takaiwa is a no-selling power junior out of Japan who likes to use the LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

^ and ^^ are the Tatsuhito Takaiwa's of the boards...

OK. First, I don't understand prime and shit...but overall...this shit was MUTHAFUCKIN HILARIOUS...

Good call Shane, although I will say that Taker's laughable attempt to finish Show off with the Triangle Choke was a bit lame...

In all seriousness, fellas, if you need a movie to go see with your woman, go see this movie. It's a great date movie and even though I'm not too big on the chick movies, I actually laughed at this movie. Go see it. It's worth it.

As a way to build bridges between TSM and 411, I invite all those who read over there to check out my review of Starrcade 95. It's my first video review in the way I do my reviews, so I'd like some feedback. It'd be appreciated. Starrcade 95, BABY! Ya'll rule. Thank you.

*watches Hannibal* MrRant...I'd like to have you for dinner sometime...

^should know that TSA > Chyna...bar none

^Would gladly populate in Chyna...

Jubuki fuckin rules...

It's like I said in report over at 411 (cheap pop!), Benoit would sell for melting ice if need be.

^Best. Recruiter. Since Ric Flair.

Shane/Vince at WM X-7-We knew there would be hatred, but to that time, that was the greatest booked match since Over the Edge 98 (aka the beginning of the WWE Main Event Style)

Kawada didn't use them as much, I think zenk said only on a couple of occasions. I don't think he even used them in Japan...he was talking about him while in Canada.

^is gonna make you eat his shit, crap out that shit, and then eat that shit that was made up of his before...and then all you motherfuckers are next... Love, Jay and Silent Bob

To tell you the truth...I don't think he ever did any Nitro rants...I remember him doing some Thunder reviews for WrestleLine, but that was about it...