EL DANDY~!

Countdown to WCW like shutdown: one and a half years...the length of time it took for the Nitro Grill to be taken down before WCW folded...

^respects ALL Irish, I hope...

^most beautiful transition to a DoD reference I've seen in a LONG time...

^beats his meat to Chyna's meat...

I can't get enough of him...I just want more...

who had a match with AJ STYLES that was good yet...unspectactular

Hmmm...how about Larry Zybsyko crunching Windham's hand in the door in 1991? Or Sting getting his ass WHOOPED after challenging Flair...the dumbass. Dusty getting whooped is always fun. Snake/Macho, what about Macho getting his ass whooped at SS 92 after the tag match by Flair and Ramon? I remember that being good. Jack...Funk...ECW arena...250 chairs...I rest my case. Austin's beatdown on Bret on 4.21 is absolutely insane and should be required viewing for Feud Building 101. Vader whoopin up on Gorilla is still in my head. Almost the same as Yoko doing the same to Crush. Crush's ass-whoopin on Savage. What about that? That was RIGHTEOUS. Almost any nWo beatdown, cuz it kept them on top.

It might help talent wise, but now, Hash and Mutoh have to find ways to integrate EVERYBODY into the mix, not just them and Tenryu. They have to get Kojima and Tanaka and Ohtani goin...

That was a half-assed promo from me in there...that girl I was seeing just told me it wasn't gonna work out, so, it wasn't up to par.

Is she a whore? No...but we aren't together no more...that lasted all of about a week and a half...geez...

^not exactly helping...

^funny fuckin bastard with that great line... <needs some humor...

I remember a couple of months back, we were all foaming at the mouth for Dragon to come in, but now, we haven't heard jack shit. Did it fall through? Stalled? What happened?

^, ^^, and < be scorin', no doubt

Anyone remember Velvet Jones' "How To" series? FUCK...YEAH. Oh, and Buckwheat sings the hits and Buckwheat is dead fuckin ruled the old school.

^"He's got the blues, so bad...uh-huh..."

The obvious choice: Devil May Cry 2. I mean, it isn't even FUNNY how bad the sequel sucked compared to the swankness of the first game...

^loves winging apples...

Two words: Love...fern.

SIR WILLIAM ended up costing Regal a match against LARRY ZYBYSKO

WE...FUCKING...RULE!

Top 5 reasons I like girls: 1) Tits 2) Ass 3) Skirts with no undies 4) Cleavage 5) When a girl thinks I'm cute... Basically...my girlfriend! HA!

Speaking of Japan/US relations, there are talks in the works that WWE might be going to Japan in April...hmmmmm, but instead of just doing a tour by themselevs, it would be a joint tour with NJPW. Now THAT would be cool.

^should know that ^^ said "Him and I are the most fabulous out of anyone here!"

Raz, were those watchable?