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  1. EL DANDY~!

    Nova, cut your damn hair hippie

    So long hair is out in WWE, now...hmmmmmmm...how long until Vince tells Steph to get an "asexual haircut?" (100 GIRLS~!)
  2. Rocky is going to turn heel IN Montreal...don't worry kids. It'll happen...
  3. EL DANDY~!

    The person above you thread!

    ^Has only 10 days left...
  4. EL DANDY~!

    It has arrived

    OK. If you HAD to buy a set, would you buy the first Best of Japan 2002 set that I posted or the 2nd one?
  5. EL DANDY~!

    Best ECW match of each year

    94-Sabu/Jack 95-Malenko/Guerrero and Pitbulls/Stevie and Raven (TIE) 96-4 Corners TV Title match 97-MPro 6-man 98-BBB/RVD (RVD is fucking insane in this match) and Tanaka/Awesome from Heatwave 99-Awesome/Tanaka from around Christmas (ECW TV) 00-FBI/Mikey and Tajiri 01-Not many, but I'll say Dreamer/Anderson, too.
  6. Curry, Ohtani coming to the WWF equals two things. One, he's Japanese, so look for him to be Smackdown's #2 announcer. Two, he's whoopin ass over in ZERO-ONE. No reason to come to the States...yet
  7. I bring the pimpage... ...cuz, you know, I've been PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMP-IN~! And oh yeah, I used every Nova joke ever made...
  8. Team Angle needs the greatest finisher alive right now that isn't used by ANYONE...Total Elimination. OK. Maybe not Total Elimination, but something cool and such. Like maybe that Inverted Doomsday Device. That looks SWANKY...
  9. EL DANDY~!

    The person above you thread!

    ^LARIATOO! LARIATOO! LARIATOO!
  10. *big laugh* That's priceless. *trying really hard to supress laughter* UT's been lifting ideas from that website for ages. Spanky represents one of the snobby chicks they have to pay to fondle a bit (only to steal the money back at the end), while David Flair was a super-skank who was always so ready for the luvin that UT didn't even have to offer him anything to get a little tail. UT Sanchez's next victim? Shannon Moore is the obvious choice, being the disheveled, abused lover who seeks tenderness but receives only cruelty and rejection from his companion, to the point that he'd to anything to feel close to another man. If I were Taker, however, I'd pick Josh from Tough Enough. Just as Big Evil showed Spanky tonight that Heyman can't give him the true tender luvin he deserves, so too does Josh need to be shown the Big Show's Rumple Foreskin isn't the only game in town. Was there wreslting on Smackdown? Ricky, Team Angle, Edge, and Benoit went all Japan on us with Edge busting the reverse cross-armbreaker, Hass with the perpendicular figure four, and then Benjamin makes me gleek with joy at the fact that he locks on Nagata Lock I and I mark out at it and cry. If he did the salute, I would have died. The match was so Southern I could smell the cauliflower and fried chicken from Cali...
  11. EL DANDY~!

    The person above you thread!

    ^his name is...Czechoslovakian???
  12. DEAN, king of kings...when are you going to do the spell to bring AL MACK DADDY WILSON back to life>? I wanna know so I may learn of the true pimpage that is Al fuckin Wilson...
  13. EL DANDY~!

    The person above you thread!

    ^freestylin' and WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PROFILIN!!!
  14. THE PEST??? THE PEST??? *Does the MUTHAFUCKIN PEST DANCE~!* I'm gonna kill the people who said it sucked...I SWEAR TO GAWD...
  15. EL DANDY~!

    What. The. FUCK.

    To the Japanese, they don't really follow the Christian religion and such. When this anime was released to the United States and such, where Christianity or Catholocism are the big religions, it was INTERPRETED as a religious show with huge implications on what our religions are like. I personally felt that something like that was just a cool robot show, but it only took me seing the movies after the series has ended to see that it's crazy if you look at through the religious perspective. Outside of that, at least it's better than Gundam... But in all seriousness, some of the morals and views of that are gonna be questioned if they are shown in it's entirety on Cartoon Network...I'm not gonna be one cuz I personally love the series. Religiously, for us, it can question the very values and morals of those religions. Otherwise, it's a cool show to watch.
  16. EL DANDY~!

    Post pictures of Puroresu

    I own no Sasuke pron as far as you know..... DEAN. But DEAN, what about as far as YOU know?
  17. EL DANDY~!

    The person above you thread!

    ^Has a thing for Texans who like to use the LARIATOOOOOOOOOOO!
  18. EL DANDY~!

    The person above you thread!

    ^doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about...
  19. EL DANDY~!

    Post a joke

    REDNECK JOKES~! If you think the last four words to our National Anthem are "Gentlemen...start your engines!"... If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size... If you've been too drunk to FISH...
  20. EL DANDY~!

    The person above you thread!

    ^...Jeff Foxworthy?
  21. EL DANDY~!

    The person above you thread!

    ^relaxing like there's nothing to care about in the world...
  22. EL DANDY~!

    The person above you thread!

    ^needs to paraphrase his paraphrases...
  23. EL DANDY~!

    Post a joke

    *applauds* What's green and yellow and loves to eat balls? Gonorrhea...
  24. EL DANDY~!

    The person above you thread!

    <big pimpin, spending cheese...that chick is a 10!!! ^agrees....
  25. EL DANDY~!

    The Hoss Report 1-27-03

    No mention of EL DANDY~!? For shame...
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