EL DANDY~!

Bob, but you KNOW she down with the fine-ass pussy... [/Jay]

^"guess who's back...back again...Flyboy's back...tell some men..."

Really? I always thought Chyna looked nice in his... Truly, honestly, Wilson's mack daddy tighty (loosey) whitey > Billy's thong

Right now I'm playing...with myself. I thank you... Honestly, Metroid Fusion, NBA 2K1, SD! 4, WarCraft III

Bricks, don't be so stupid...right now, Eddie is the only one deserving of it...

fuck indy star...London will be signed by WWE by mid-year... And Konnan stinks up the gymnasium...yet he comes back for another one? I suspect they want him to go back to his lucha roots...

My thing is- if you are going to push big guys like Albert and Demott, why not push big guys with actual ability and can actually get over, like Chuck has and has done in the recent past. Plus, he has that ass... DEAN. Smell the homoerotic undertones...next thing you know, we'll be saying who looks better in a thong, Chuck, Billy, or mack pimp daddy stud Al Wilson...

ditto... when you hear 80s music and think of Zorin in a leather jacket looking like a cross between Martin Short and David Arquette

^hates hermit crabs...and I'm liking the US part...

When making fun of Dames's mom is just not fun anymore...

Yes...Chun LI and her THIGHS OF DOOM~!

Renegade...surprised you didn't say Terry Bogard.

Renegade...you forgot holding people down...

-Kurt Angle-Easy...he's lazy with his selling. Get over the dorkiness in the interviews. His post match blow-up was PERFECT. -Chris Benoit-Ummmmmmmm...ummmmm...just kidding. I'm gonna say this. He still can't talk that well... -Matt Hardy-Needs to improve in-ring work. Outside, he's great. -Eddy Guerrero-He cut the mullet...HE CUT THE MULLET! -Chris Nowinski-Sloppy in the ring. -Brock Lesnar-Balance, balance, balance. Great power, but he oversells EVERYTHING. Find the median. Then he'll be fine.

You know what's funny about that Edwin, they can be up there in the BCS rankings, especially after their showing this year. I mean, they did VERY well in the bowl game...

Hmm... Kurt killing Shane at KOR was brutal. Absolutely fucking brutal. Surprised nobody said HHH getting that suplex onto the grate at Royal Rumble 2000 against Jack, putting a PIECE OF WOOD into his calf. Eww...I still can't believe the wound on that thing. On the DVD, it shows the doctors taking out the piece and then stitching it up. BRUTAL. My Mick Moment: Beyond the Mat showing ALL 13 chairshots. And I cringed and wanted to cry with his family. Absolutely INSANE.

Channel the spirit of Brian Pillman, the only person who can use a gun in the entire game...

Ken, no doubt. Flaming Dragon Punch, the GOOD Super Hurricane...and of course, DA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADIES.

"With the first pick in the 2003 NFL Draft, the Cincinnati Bengals select Carson Palmer out of the University of Southern California." "With the eight pick in the 2003 NFL Draft, the Washington Redskins select Brad Banks out of the University of Iowa." From the top to the bottom, and from second to the top, to improving a team that needs a quarterback. Sometimes, being the loser means being a winner. Banks earned his Redskins jersey tonight. Palmer is gonna be just like Akili Smith...

Man that was sweet. AJ was a KING for taking that move. Of course, Ki is a king for doing that move...

Hey, Eddie as a face ain't that bad. Remember Ohtani/Eddie at Starrcade 95? There ya go...

AngleSault is right. Angle = Fodder for Brock to squash at WM, and then he can go back to the midcard with Benoit and put on ****+ BLINDFOLD matches. HHH will be done after this year, ditto with Steiner. UnderTaker will Goldust himself out of his funk, go back to the SWANKY Dead Man UnderTaker and get himself back to why people loved his work. Rob Van Dam will...well, get the biggest pops and stay in the midcard. Ditto for Booker. Big Show will win the title four times...Hardcore, European, IC, Light Heavyweight for his left leg... Test will win the world title. I shit you not...

Eddy loses the mullet...and loses the match. And that is that. I'm serious. I smell a losing streak, until he dons the MULLET WIG OF DOOM~! Then he'll go back to being the great ass-whomper we know him as. Kidman looked blown up. Not Bill Demott Bully Style blown-up...Big Show after 2 minutes with Angle blown up...and I would be remiss to not mention that Al Wilson's body > Vince McMahons. Vince, fuck the grapefruits...look out for the Wilson Whacker...

Note: Eddie shaves head...loses to Kidman. QUE? By the way...Eddie's mullet was 9 years old...

Oh, and Kotz, Kylie has the best ass ever. People magazine even said so... If we went Zack's way...I'd be that Ogre dood...you know, the doofus big oaf?