EL DANDY~!

You know Rob...they're looking for a new coach and GM...

JUST FOR BORNE...I promise to do a Flair Flip AND a Flair Flop with my 280 pound frame...

Marino is the greatest PASSER ever. He holds every major passing record in NFL history, surpassing the records set by the great Fran Tarkenton. You also can't leave out Montana, Unitas, OR Elway. Hell, Brett Favre has been in the league 12 years and has 300+ TD passes. If he plays until he's 40, he'll have 500 TDs easily, knocking Marino off the top spot, AND he's mobile. Greatest QB? No. Greatest passer? Definitely, without a shadow of a doubt.

I'd tell you what my number is...but then I'd have to change my name to Shawn Michaels or something like that...

I still think that 6/3/94 is good on it's own, though. Let it be the viewer's choice to go out and see why the psychology is so deep, and how deep the hatred lies. Now, Chosyu brings up many good points. I do agree with him on most of it, but just because you can't make an entire tape that is centered around Misawa and Kawada to a newer viewer shouldn't mean you can't put on some of their greatest achievments...like 6/3/94.

Owen Hart was more liked by my brother and I than Bret most of the time. We were amazed at some of the stuff he could do in that ring. We watched the Summerslam 94 Cage Match together and were about to throw the TV out the window. He made us laugh with him and at him. When I heard about what happened to him during Over the Edge, I was feeling the same as about everybody else had. Sad he had died...but mad at Vince for telling him to do that stunt. I know that he agreed to do it...but still, Vince pitching the idea to him was not right, in my opinion. I still get a sad feeling in the pit of my stomach whenever I see him wrestle, because I know right now he'd be doing something great somewhere if he was still alive. The tribute show was something of a surreal bliss for me. I remember it, and I remember JJ, JR, Mark Henry's poem, Debra, and Shane McMahon breaking down in tears. Austin's toast to Owen was something that was probably the classiest thing in a while on WWF TV...probably the last one since the actual marriage of Savage and Elizabeth. I will remember that moment as the last time I see Owen on TV...and that Owen was probably a talent that could have been even better than Bret. I'll miss him everytime I watch wrestling.

When Matt Hardy came out to his new intro When Rocky did the SLIDING PEOPLE'S ELBOW~! (w/ the loafers) on Bulldog, and before that, "ONE...TWO...IT DOESN'T MATTER IF THE ROCK COUNTS TO THREE!" Heyman's promo pre-SS. Fuck the ending. Everything he said BEFORE THAT was classic. Benoit takes the chair, "Don't hit me Mr. Benoit.", "It's OK, Chavo..." BAMM! You LOVE Benoit and Angle beating the Guerreros! TLC 3...BENOIT HEADBUTTS THE TABLE!!! Benoit's 10 straight Germans in Edmonton, too. I still mark out for The Rock/Triple H from the very first SD!, when Michaels Superkicked Rocky in the middle of the elbow. That was pretty sweet.

The Chris Daniels situation is mutual. The WWE snuffed him after he outworked about 90% of the roster, so Vince said no, and Chris was like, "Fuck you and the horse you came in on." Now he can rule all over the fuckin world on his OWN times.

If I was Downy...I'd showcase all the great matches with the BIG superstars in Japan. Gaijin with the superstars (like RVD/Hansen vs. Kobashi/Kawada) is great, too. It has to be dispersed.

^don't need no gun when he's fighting moles...

Sephiroth NESS~! Snake Aeris Mario bingo...

Ha! Saints lose to the BEngals, and THEN THE PANTHERS!!! Oh man. That just isn't right at all...at least they get like the 10th pick in the Draft or something...

Two titles, perennial pro bowler, I mean, he can BURN THE HELL outta most people today...and he's 42!!! As a Redskin fan, I'm happy for him. He's the greatest DB of all time in my opinion. He will surely be missed. And it was ALL 20 years for the Skins. So there you go.

We have like what...5 Million people in our military service? I mean, shit. We could like GIVE another country a million people and they still couldn't do it. No draft is necessary. 9/11 gave people more than enough reason to join.

Daniels-The one man who the WWE forgot...I think that it's a shame he's been relegated to the indies and Japan for so long...he could MAKE the cruiserweight division in WWE. Dragon-Best matworker out of the five, is good on the mat, very Japanese like, does the Misawa elbows and the Dragon Suplex and stuff. Good wrestler, but not super great. Ki-Spotty kinda guy, but his kicks are fucking GREAT. He needs to implement more psychology and such, but damn, he's only a short step away from greatness. Styles-He can do a little bit of everything. Good seller, relies on big moves to subdue his opponent. My only problem is that a lot of those moves may be TOO big for prime time. HE does a lot of them and then hits the Styles Clash which makes me think...shouldn't the guy already be dead? Lynn-Solid solid worker. Shame that WWE let him go. I'm not really surprised he was...cuz it IS WWE, but he can GO, and he could still go until he's like 40.

EL DANDY~!...is entering the fucker...

^in the process of making a DAMN fine puro intro tape...I hope

Guys...are you forgetting the Rules of WWE call ups? 1) You must be at least 6'5" tall...and somewhere close to 275 lbs. You must be given the ok by HHH, Steph, and Vince in that order. Smaller wrestlers need not apply. 2) If you can't work the WWE Style (i.e., not fly, have a move using the knee, and a finisher that looks INTENSE), you need not apply as well. 3) Cruiserweights such as most of the good indy workers in the United States and Japan and Mexico need not apply because...well, you just aren't HOSS material. Sorry.

^Just made me realize that there is like...oh...25,000 ab muscles in the human body

^doesn't understand the words comin outta Jackie Chan's mouth...

^Has my vote for 2003

Toyota isn't the only person who did it. Al Snow did it in the mid-90s if I recall correctly. Man...Al Snow in a puro folder. Talk about bridging gaps in the great knowledge that IS logic.

Out of the Japanese Tags I've seen, Tenkoji, Kaientai DX, and The MVC are the best, but see, I haven't seen much, so I don't really get to see the better matches.

Love the Rasmussen comment. And I think GUSTO is my new favorite word...

*cries* Dood...that is so deep...and you too can be an AFer...Al Follower...I so wish to be like him...and to perform incest with his daughter