EL DANDY~!

Listen at every roast there is SUPPOSED to be a Roast MASTER. I took charge...I stepped up. Just because you guys were all pussies and didn't do it doesn't mean you have to blame me for it...

Benoit brings back his fucking BOMB Powerbomb and you and I all weep tears of joy that Eddie was a MAN and said, "Benoit, Powerbomb me to hell, dammit!" Hopefully, Benoit makes that a part of his moveset. DAMN that was SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK~! You love it, I love it. Thank you.

Barron just scared the shit out of me... Anyways, happy birthday, Prep...I'll send Kelly your way...after one more night, of course...

Inc, when did you become the great and all powerful Satan? I thought Lazerus had that all locked up?

I'm all for it if these hosses can put some fuckin psychology in a match instead of being like punch punch, choke, kick, finisher. And about those acrobatic cruiserweights? You ever actually SEE Jaime Knoble before he came to the WWE? You see the psychology he ever used? Oh yeah...you were told to work the WWE style WITH THE CRUISERWEIGHTS. Man...JR knows jack shit about anybody who wasn't a fuckin pulling guard in a Big 12 school...

Greatest. Ad. Ever. RVD's fuckin rooled...

Welsh commentary? Oh man...I need to find these fuckin tapes. KOJIMA AND FINALY IN 1995. Wow...allow my rectification to go down a little bit...

BWAHAHAHA. HHH is champion, RVD had no match, and Batista is getting the push to the moon. I swear this is nothing but a bunch of crap tonight. At least BookDust are tag champs.

Why doesn't Vince just CHANGE THE PRODUCT and GO with who the fans like?

ANYBODY expect anything good out of a show whose last truly outstanding match happened over a year ago?

Best: Goldberg's by a mile... Worst: Tatanka's by a mile... However, I do take solice in the fact that dubious circumstances arose in the ending of Goldie's, Tatanka's, AND Brocky's because who knows how far Tatanka could have gone, ya know?

Didn't she say on Howard that she wanted them BIGGER? Whoa...

HHH: Hold down-uh that BPS guy, too...

Howard: So did you do her? (feeling himself up under the desk, of course) Torrie: Ummmmmmmmmm... *Kidman comes in and nails Howard in the head with his title belt* DRAMUH~!

Kinetic...that's gonna cost ya...

Creative staff: Hmmmmm...that HHH guy, I thought he wasn't allowed in these meetings... HHH: Hey-uhhh...let my friend-uh Regal go over Booker T-uh and that gold guy...JR said it was all right...

HHH was LIMPING last night...and it was his GOOD leg. Oy vey...you have GOT to be kidding me...I want RVD as a champion RIGHT NOW.

WELSH? Are we so ready to see something like Fit Finaly when he was 18 or something? Still taking punches right in the fucking nose?

Bring back Tony Mamaluke already...I want the Full Blooded Trailer Parkers already...

He lost his smile, dood...

folding, if it was top ROPE, RAZ? MY GAWD. We'd cream our fuckin pants right now...

EL DANDY~!-Pimpin since been pimpin since been pimpin since been PIMPIN~! I say it with so much truth...

DEAN is all that wrestling should be about: absolutely brilliant allusions and wacky metaphors. Orihara is Rob Van Dam. FUCKING PRICELESS. I await to hear the words "Yoshihiro Takayama: Top 10 DVDVR" in six months from now... Keep it up, and dammit, make 140 come around sooner than later!!!

OK. Icky Shuffle > TO's Pom Pom bit. I have to admit. ICKY ICKY ICKY. Fuckin ay. I WANT A CLIP!!!

Michaels/Hart-Ironman Match from WM XII Hart/Austin-SS 96 AND WM X3 Misawa/Kawada-6/3/94 Steamboat/Flair-every single match they've ever had Benoit/Hart-10/4/99 (nitro Owen tribute) Owen/Bret-WM X, SS 94 HHH/Jack-RR 2000, NWO 2000 Rocky/Austin-WM X7 Sting/Flair-Clash I, Unification match at Clash 26 (?) Benoit/Sullivan-GAB 96 (HA! That is very underappreciated nowadays, but because of what happened afterwards, with Woman leaving Kevin and becoming Benoit's wife, this gets special recognition.) Mankind vs. Rocky-12/29/98-AUSTIN! AUSTIN! STUNNER! STUNNER! MANKIND! MANKIND! MANKIND!!! Flair/Savage-WM 8-FULL MOON OVER CHARLOTTE!!!