EL DANDY~!

Out of the list, it's Jericho. SS 2000, guys. JERICHO SPIKE AND THE DRAGON SUPLEX. THANK YOU FOR LETTING THESE GUYS WRESTLE EACH OTHER.

Barron, wrestling didn't exist in the UNITED STATES OR CANADA until Hogan did that. So there. 1) Steamer/Flair 2) Hart/Michaels 3) Hart/Austin 4) Austin/McMahon 5) STING/VADER 6) Dreamer/Raven 7) Benoit/Guerrero (and it keeps going and going...) 8) Roberts/Savage (Cobra bite, Elizabeth, EVERYTHING) 9) Kawada/Misawa (sorry, I didn't figure this one out for a while since I was US based for so long) 10) Jack/HHH (two BRUTAL BRUTAL matches that had me GUSHING) Honorable mention goes to any Hogan feud, Warrior/Savage, and Vader/Jack.

Kotz, I hella had a grudge since your Pack beat my niners, but since you agree with the annoyance that is Zsasz, I forgive. One more Dames. Is RVD gonna be World Champ before 2041?

If you are asking that I hook up through MSN, as in click, sign in, and it goes, yes. OK. I got ya. Thanks.

OK. So I have two computers in my house. One downstairs, and one upstairs. The one downstairs lets me into my messenger every time I go on. Upstairs, different computer, it won't. Is there something I'm missing here?

Just so you know Spoon, Benoit has NEVER used his powerbomb in WWE. Ever. Back in Japan, he had one of the most VICIOUS powerbombs in wrestling history, but when he came to the US, people were afraid that he might seriously kill somebody with it, so WCW and then WWE told him to switch to something else, which is why he adapted the Crossface after a while. He used it a couple times in his early matches in WCW, but since then he hasn't used it. It's a special time for me and other Benoit marks because of the fact that he was able to use it. That's all. And sorry for the annoyance...that's why it's all MARK OUT!

Let Dames answer next time Zsasz, and I KNOW. ITS A JOKE. Goldfinger fuckin RAWKS...

*DANDY~! walks up in his felt feather hat and his Ric Flair sequined long coat with LAAAAAAAAAADIES at his side* Patrick Spoon...Kotzenjunge...whatever your inner voice is telling ya. Wow. Whose idea was it to roast this guy? Couldn't we have gotten somebody like Cutthroat so that everything we said was actually cold-hearted and meant something? The Agent talked of Bio-Dome, when in all reality, Kotz actually started his Shore-ization by watching the critically acclaimed classic that was...Son-in-Law. Since then, he's been wearing chaps with no jeans on...and we're all scared shitless of him. But then, you go to his love for techno music, and it becomes clear to us all, that Spoon's favorite position is that...of the spoon, and whether it's with his dog or his man...or both, we all have to respect the fact that Spoon did what he did best: sit in front of his computer, listen to techno music, and masturbate every day until Thursday rolled around so he could write a fuckin repot on muscular men he may watch wrestling with other men. So Spoon, we say to you now, that I have no LAAAAAAAAADIES for you, however *waves his hand out* I have these... *midgets in Chippendale's outfits come out and dance in front of Spoon* Patrick, enjoy, because I know we all have.

Edge is not as great as all you think he is. He's had great matches when he has great wrestlers that can carry him. Right now, he can't obviously have a good match with somebody the likes of Albert, just because of that reason.

SS: Kidman got the belt because it was about DAMN TIME somebody beat Noble. Victoria did it for the same reason. Big Show did it because...go read Scott Keith's take. IT fuckin sucks, but it's true. Los Guerreros did it because Benoit and Angle are like singles stars and Rey was ready for knee scoping. HBK got it to build something to put HBK out until WM or something. Tonight: BookerDust did it because it showed that people actually CARED for the outcome of the match, and Vitamin C had a good little run with the belts. Angle did it so that inbetween getting his knee scoped and Rumble, he can build to something with Benoit, and HHH did it because HBK is absolutely DONE right now. So as I see it, those are six different titles you're talking about. It's gonna be HHH vs. SOMEBODY at RR, with Steiner and HHH building for WM. It's gonna be Angle/Benoit for RR and maybe NWO, and then Angle/Brock for DA BELT at WM. Right now, WWE needs to get to WrestleMania, and then, to make EVERYBODY FUCKIN HAPPY, they need Brock to be champ, Steiner to be champ, and a HAPPENIN Rocky/Goldberg match (if it happens) so that people are interested again. After that, RVD NEEDS to finally get a run with the belt, and I want my Benoit/Brock matches RIGHT FUCKIN NOW.

Is this worth buying for $8.50 in canadian?

I've heard... **3/4 for the tag match... * for the Albert/Edge ***1/2-**** on Benoit/Eddie *1/2-** Kane/Batista ZIP for the TNA...cuz Al Wilson sucks... Women's match...we'll see...

Wow. OK. That Gafgarion battle DID suck (battle 20 or 21). But you thought Ultimecia was HARD? *channels Keith Olbermann* LIONHEART, HELLO! I did that three times, and she was DONE! Aura, Aura, Aura, meltdown, meltdown, meltdown, curaga curaga curaga, GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!!!

^WHERE THE FUCK does she get that name from?

IF March 8, 2003 is a Friday or a Wednesday...then it's a stupid STUPID movie promo...otherwise, this is just a lame excuse to get people worked up about nothing...

See...what happens is that it constantly tells me that I'm not on the messenger. I can access my email, but I can't access the messenger. I'm on only one computer, and it's just not working. I can't remove it since it's part of the MSN Explorer system, and I can't remove MSN Explorer since it's the only way I can use the internet...

In the interest of fairness...I've heard *channels Mike Epps* PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPIN! about this PPV, mainly because Eddy/Ohtani was the AWESOME INTERPROMOTIONAL BISCUITS, TENDER COMRADES (DEAN), but what about the rest? I know there is a Triangle Match, and that Luger actually BROUGHT IT that night...but what about the rest of it? Any good???

You know what that means... TORYUMON IS COMING TO AMERICA!!!

FUCK ME! You're kidding, right? I'm NOT!!! And I'm not gonna fuck yah, Triple B. Guess what! They also said that the sun rises in the morning! HOW FUCKING COOL IS THAT?

Ha. Eddie can't powerbomb Kidman, but Chavo can. Too funny for words...

BBR...it is no longer a theory. It's now truth...

Ha...we're talking about banned Boy Meets World episodes...isn't this one of the seven signs of the apocolypse? Great show by the way. Eric's goofiness > most goofiness...

It's ok my friend...it is ok. Lyger on Confidential brings the strands of time together in so many ways.

HHH jobs in meaningless tag match...in other news, rain has been discovered to be wet...

It's LYGER. Get it right or pay the price...