EL DANDY~!

Top rope piledriver. All I can say...and oh yeah, Jack bumping his ass off...and HAWAIIAN SHIRT GUY GETS HIS HAT WHOOPED UPON!

You guys suck...I walked on a broken foot for THREE HOURS. Didn't even know it. Hurt like hell...but didn't even know it. Broke the 5th metatarsal, and DAMN did it suck on crutches...UGH.

^has my vote for 03

Dames...Is Goldmember > Goldfinger? Or for that matter...Goldeneye?

Actually...Tucker and Chan did something like that in Rush Hour 2... Chan: CARTER! I thought you were dead! Tucker: Who? Chan: You! Tucker: Detective Yu? Chan: No you! Tucker: Hu? Chan: You! Tucker: HU? Chan: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my mouth? Tucker: Don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of yo mouth!

Holy SHIT was that the most intricate weaving of commercialism, irony, and politics that I've ever seen. Parker and Stone are fucking GENIUSES. I don't care if people think they're stupid and moronic with all they spout, but DAMN my brother and I were like "That is SO wrong!" and then we laughed our asses off. I await the comparisons to the Simpsons...but of course, that means they have to be on for 10 more years. *Checks his calendar* I'm so ready for like 20 more years...

Tim, nice name and all, but in all reality, Steamer made the people go BALLISTIC when The Enforcers were cheating. Still one of my favorite WCW tags of all time...Steamer did a GREAT job selling in that match, as per usual with him.

Right now: I wanna see Chono/HHH, just to see who would hold down who...would Chono repay the job to HHH after 10/14? HAHAHA! I want an all-star 8-Man tag: From Mid 90's All Japan-Misawa/Kawada/Kobashi/Taue vs. From Mid 90's US-Bret Hart/Owen Hart/Chris Benoit/Shawn Michaels If I ever saw Kawada vs. Benoit I'd wet my pants. I STILL haven't seen Jushin Lyger go against Rey Mysterio. Both in their primes, of course. I want to see Eddie and KaShin go at it...just because I hate KaShin and Eddie can RUDO ALL OVER HIS ASS.

Hmm...what would happen if Angle won on Sunday? Oh yeah...see Jericho, Chris, last year at Vengeance...He might be elevated for a while...and so might Benoit...but he'll just end up jobbing to Brock and fall into midcard mediocrity again.

Ahem...scaffold match. 'Nuff said...

God almighty...I thought that man was dead upon impact. Hansen OBLITERATED him with that lariat. The whole crowd just went silent. Like somebody just died...unbelievable.

Wrestler of the Year (Male) : It's Eddie Guerrero, and nobody can argue with the number of ****+ matches he's been a part of for the year. I mean, he comes back and carries Rob to two straight **** matches. THEN, even though he was relegated to being mid-card fodder with Benoit until Heyman used them correctly, he had ***1/2+ matches and THEN made Edge look AWESOME in their matches, including the No DQ match that had me buzzing. Then he tagged with his nephew and made EVERYBODY look good. Eddie is the most giving person in that ring, letting people go over him without losing any heat himself. Angle is the same way, but he was tossed around to much this year, in my opinion. Runner-ups: Angle, Benoit Wrestler of the Year (Female) : Trish Stratus. She's ended her plateauing though. She needs to add something else to her arsenal. Runners-Up: Molly Holly, Victoria Match of the Year: Now...I'm gonna be real here. The No Mercy tag was breathtakingly brilliant, but my favorite match of the year is Los Guerreros vs. Benoit and Angle on SD! in the semis for the tag titles. Benoit played Morton to perfection, Chavo stepped it up, and Eddie was on his game, BIG TIME. Angle's hot tag remains one of the best ones I've seen all year. And Benoit's chairshot at the end was SHEER BRILLAINCE. Runner-up: No Mercy Tag, No DQ Eddy/Edge PPV of the Year: SummerSlam, but I'm gonna give WMX8 the benefit of the doubt. Rocky/Hogan delivered even if most other matches didnt'. Runner-Up: WrestleMania X8, No Mercy TV Show of the year: It's SmackDown!, and I DARE Vinnie Mac to continue with the hoss-ification of that show. He'll lose SO many viewers... Runner-up: NWA:TNA (HA!) Rookie of the Year: Brock Lesnar, hands down. Love him or leave him, he tore the house down. Three words: 500 pound F-5. Runner-up: Noble, Cena Tag Team of The Year: Booker T & Goldust, bar none. They haven't even held the belts, yet time and time again, even with Booker jobbing TWICE in Texas, he's risen to the occasion and delivered. Goldust turned a joke into a credible gimmick, and he's doing all he can, in AND out of the ring to make himself a credible wrestler again. Runner-ups: Los Guerreros, The Canadian Chrises Most Improved: Which leads me to this category, where Goldie gets the win here. BARELY, might I add, over Chavito. Runner-up: Chavo, Trish Stratus, Rob Van Dam. Promo of The Year: Hmmm...there's the Eddie/Rocky "Little TIMMY~!" promo, the Rock/Hogan promo, Rock/Jericho, RVD/HHH...damn. I'm going with when Rocky came to RAW. Because I was at that show in San Ho when Austin was for sure not coming back, and then he came out and my brother and I just ERUPTED when he came out. It was AWESOME. Runners-up: all the promos I listed above, Angle and Benoit arguing backstage before their match a couple weeks after No Mercy...I was in STITCHES.

Anyone remember Cyber-Akuma from Marvel Super Heroes vs. Street Fighter? HE FUCKIN SUCKED! I remember being in the arcade, and about ten people were around me, awe-stricken that I had gotten that far, and then BOOM! I got him half-way down his second life bar and he fuckin beat me with one of his supers. I swear...I never forgive that game.

July 9, 2001...I'd go there and speak in the ring on behalf of all the fans after the announcment that Steph was made owner of ECW...by telling Vince to shove it up his ass.

I've only seen four Ohtani matches...and three of em are from 2001...so it ain't the good shit. The fourth was a clipped match with Benoit from April of 95 I believe... So my question to you, oh Puro comrades...suggest a match to me that would make me a big fan of Ohtani. Granted, I was gonna get a copy of Starrcade 95, but if something else entices...I'd like to see it. Your thoughts?

That's the only ever Top of the Junior Tag League, right?

"- FUCK YOU, WWE! FUCK YOU! AL WILSON DOESN`T GET FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING ENTRANCE PYRO AND MUSIC?!?! WHAT THE FUCK! AWWWWW FUCK YOU, WWE! Al is the MACK and Dawn Marie tries to fuck with his head but he says ``fuck the world and all you rat-soup-eating insecure born motherfuckers`` and says ``crazy pussy is still pussy``. Torrie and Dawn Marie have a fabulous brawl. Jesus fucking Christ, Dawn Marie will bump like a fucking freak. If Al Wilson came out to ``Skintight`` by the Ohio Players amidst a shower of fireworks and piped in moaning, this would have worked. I`m excited about the Motel Room Footage involving Torrie Wilson enjoying the combined love stylings of Buck ``Rock n Roll`` Zhumoff and Cruel Connection 2 in a simultaneous 80s Enhancement Loving 3 Way Dance. Any thing less would be gutless and pandering. WHERE IS THE LOVE OF THE BUSINESS!?!?" DEAN, we must head to WWE immediately to force them to give Al Wilson his own 20-minute segment. It would be better than that of those other 20-minute interviews.

It's ALL about Eddie G. He made EVERYBODY HE FACED look good.

^still hasn't given me word on whether I may be Magnum TOKYO of his Boogie Knights.

Slapnuts is SOOO the chosen one...

Can a man get some full RESULTS up in this mutha...

OK, so NONE of us can come together and agree on one match that was at least **** that happened in 2002?

I was talking about the Japanese...

You would be correct Mr. Dreamer. He went over BOTH Kojima and Kea...the tag team that won the RWTL this year, in under 6 minutes for both matches. Makes you wonder if he can work a straight up match anymore...

He still is XdojimeX, he's just a roided up ape-monkey beast. And remember kids, if an actual Burning Hammer occured in the US, Kenta would get a hold of it and send some Yakuza to that person's house to teach somebody a lesson they won't soon forget. On the subject of head dropping killing AJPW, I can second that. I didn't see a good AJPW match in 2001 (besides Mutoh/Kawada and Mutoh/Tenryu, which were only good because both Kawada and Tenryu carried Mr. Lazy, who actually brought the working boots those nights) and from the late 90s, Misawa must have thought that head-dropping was the new craze or something. Geez. I mean, in all seriousness, I think it should be that one head-dropper ENDS it, like Kobashi's Burning Hammer or Misawa's TD 91. THREE HOMICIDAL DANGEROUS BACKDROP DRIVERS in the 1993 (1994?) Kobashi/Williams TC match was absolute overkill. It made me SICK to see that. The Indies don't realize that flashy moves can get over without killing somebody. Take Chris Daniels' Last Rites. He SNAPS that fucker off and it looks good. Donovan Morgan's Golden Gate Spin. He makes it look MEGA-KEEN. The Styles Clash looks wicked awesome on its own. The Rikishi Driver with the safe head bump is fine. The Tombstone taken the same way is perfectly fine, but seriously, I don't need to see in the upcoming March 2003 GHC Heavyweight Title match Kobashi no-sell a TD 91 and then jump up and Misawa can no-sell his Burning Hammer. There is no reason for that at all. Head-dropping has gotten out of control, and I think it might take a bump like that one Joshi star took or the Droz incident to tone down the number of insane bumps like that. But I KNOW there are people in the organization in the WWE who can help people take safe bumps on their head and neck if it comes to it. Callaway has done it for years. One note on AJ Styles: This guy, although he really has those two set finishers in his arsenal (Styles Clash, Spiral Tap), he's hit an Air Raid Crash AND he's hit a Fire Thunder Driver to get a victory. That also shows you how silly moves can be used. A pancake like the Styles Clash is automatically greater than the Driver because of it's use as a finisher. Also, if he busts a neck-breaking Styles Clash (where instead of falling forward, he sits out), I will kill him, because that move is just not safe at all, no matter how many people can take that bump.