EL DANDY~!

HA! INCANDENZA! YOU ARE OAOAST'S HOT NEWZ~! YOU BASTARD!!!! Oh no...don't let this shit get out...

^just gave me nightmares for the next three days...

Yeah, right. Like HHH is gonna spank his OWN porpoise...that's HBK's job...

^chops down people like redwood trees

DAMMIT See, National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is WITHOUT A DOUBT the funniest movie Christmas wise I've ever seen... But right now...I'm giving my vote to A Christmas Story...I can't stop watching that movie at all.

So EVERYBODY has to hear why we hate HHH... It's not just a stupid "-uh" joke. The joke is the fact that HHH thinks people really care about him. I'm serious. You wanna know how many people cared about him as champion? About 3...wanna know how many people care that he's gonna be champ again>? This just in to Vince...if HHH ain't working...*light bulb* USE SOMEBODY ELSE!!!! It's not rocket science my friend. If he isn't working...USE SOMEBODY ELSE.

YES!!! I AM SPACEMAN SPIFF!!!

I don't know...I still have a soft spot in my heart for what I feel is an AWESOME AWESOME manly movie... Raging Bull

I will say this... Nagata, Lyger, and the like over at NJPW know how to test their young lions. It's amazing what those guys had to go through. It made me go CRAZY just LOOKING at what they had to do...

<is now smarter because of ^'s avatar...and I only have one word to say about that.... LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

^Now knows that I am Second in command of all moves discussions...dood

^Is that BRUNO in your avatar?

^likes to defend me...and that is NOT her ass in her signature. ^^Is my favorite bat to hit...

^knows that History of the World, Part II > History of the World, Part I

So...is this the part where we all join hands, form a circle and sing "Kumbaya?" *busts out the tape of Steve Austin singing Kumbaya"

Ladies and gentlemen, the ONE AND ONLY PEGASUS KID...JUSTIN BAISDEN!!! Oh. And it's a stupid Keith joke with the Shining Wizard Magazine. You know, as in Wizard Magazine? Comic Book Magazine?

You know what I marked over more than Jericho's title reign? How about TAKA MOTHERFUCKIN MICHINOKU making HHH sweat like a mofo. That was a ***1/2 match in my book, and DAMMIT, when TAKA hit the MDII, I was bouncing off the fucking walls. I hate Chyna to this very day for that, and thank gawd Chono kicked his face in... ECW reformation was my fave...and dammit, when they only showed Ross that fatefull night, and then panned left, to show PAUL E. DANGEROUSLY as the new announcer, I crapped my pants. Ho-ly shit...

^he...is...Iron-man...

MDI-I'm not sure if it was a brainbuster or a reverse suplex into a MDII. I have this move on Fire Pro called a Michinoku Driver Beta (or some other greek letter). DACE!~ needs to help us. I remember an MDI being just a regular brainbuster...

^Can hold a conversation for many months at a time

Then (I must add in), Jun Akiyama debuted what was called the Exploder 98, which adds the wrist clutch into it, making it a more vertical move, dropping the opponent on his head.

I did enjoy Juvi's match with Kanemura in the GHC Jr. Heavyweight Title tourney finals in mid-2001. I'm not sure about any of his other matches, but Juvi sure impressed me in that match.

I learned all I could from Dace...I was about to chime in...but then HERE HE COMES. I swear man, that just isn't real...

Screw all you guys...I am Masahiro MUTHAFUCKIN CHONO, bitches. TAKE A SEAT. Yah, you. TAKE A SEAT. Chono is Justice. Chono is Rule. EL DANDY~! is Chono. That means I rule.

Oh brother...I wonder who's voice is deeper...something tells me it's Joanie...