EL DANDY~!

Fight 1 goes to Ward Fight 2 goes to Gatti... I smell a rematch...and I CAN'T WAIT. Yous guys?

If you head on over to www.411wrestling.com (cheap plug, boys), you'll find this little tidbit... "When Hulk Hogan backed out of the Survivor Series main event against Brock Lesnar, WWE was left with The Big Show and Chris Benoit as the final two choices for the slot. Obviously, WWE ended up with the Big Show, but there is an interesting reasoning as to why. With the Big Show winning the title, and presumably losing the strap back to Brock at either Armageddon or Royal Rumble, he is a lame duck champion, and fans view lame duck champions in a lower light. WWE has bigger plans for Benoit in the future, and didn’t want to use him as a short term fix. So while Big Show is the champion now, the thinking in WWE was more that Benoit was a long term investment whereas Big Show could be sacrificed long term for a short term gain. Credit: Pro Wrestling Torch Newsletter" Whoa...LOGIC? In plans for WWE? I think I can see a snowflake falling in the depths of hell as we speak...

THAT is what it is. Thanks Jay. I've heard good things about it. I'm thinking about heading over one of these days and checking it out.

^Doesn't know that Kobe can't guard Finlay, and even though Bradley can't guard Shaq, NOBODY can guard Dirk or Steve Nash...dood, just face it.

Paranoid...on your birthday...you'll get cockslapped by the dood in your avatar...lol

Curry...no hhhs in LARIATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Secondly...thanks for the correction...

I don't think you can really have one, Sandman...

fuckin shit Sandman...you are SO getting your ass whooped...lol Great show, and I CWM to get a shot at DA PLEX...

Still...I'm amazed at the fact that the WWE knows that an actual wrestler can do better than a 500 pound piece of garbage...

^should be, and if he isn't, should make some reservations at the MUTHAFUCKIN SmackDown Hotel.

Of course...RVD can't play political games. WE ALL know that he does NOTHING backstage to mess with his character, and he STILL got himself over. Can this suck any more?

Man, if Al died, I know for a fact that DEAN Rasumussen and myself would have a collective heart attack ourselves...it would be a tragedy.

Dood...in that case, should we make it official that everybody, on their birthday, gets dickwhipped??? I mean, I know there are SOME people in here (coughdjjeffcough) who wouldn't mind at all...

^Needs to worry about Dallas before worrying about that punk Iverson...

Vince: Hey, this Angle-Plex seems to know what he's talking about HHH: I know I like him...

I don't know if this makes much difference...but here goes. NWA:TNA ran the Mr. Wrestling III angle to what I would like to call...perfection. Russo was supposedly gone...but NWA swerved the internet. I'm telling you now...this whole thing...it smells of a swerve. Don't be surprised if this whole HHH thing is a SWERVE. Jus thought you guys should know...

^ > all j00 post-wise

^should know that he forgot the $6.25 S&H that I also had to pay...damn fuckin video...who knew that trying to invest in porno was something illegal...ah well

<Can do a perfectly good Viagra Driver...and can do elaborate dance sequences where the LADIEZ~! put dollar bills in his trunks ^probably thinks that's not bad at all...

^is an e-fed pimp

1. Baba, which is a shame really, as it took people a really long time to realize what a great performer and wrestler he really was. 2. I'm not big on UWFi, but I'm gonna say Yamazaki because it sounds like people favored him more over Watanabe. 3. When you say prime, that's not fair, because Dynamite never found his prime. I'm gonna say Vader, just because he legitamately scared me when I was younger. 1. 6/8/01 (Mutoh beats Tenryu for the TC) or 12/21/00 (Nagata/Iizuka vs. Fuchi/Kawada goes 30 minute draw)? 2. Who is more innovative, Lyger or Kobashi? 3. I'm not big on Joshi because I haven't seen any. Gimme a match to get me started.

In the grand scheme of the recent NJPW 10/14 Tokyo Dome show with the AWESOME (well, some more than others) Seven on Seven Chono's Army-NJPW Army series, I came up with this scenario while talking with my boy Dames. It's improbable at best. It'll probably never ever happen. And it's a crying shame at that. Ladies and Germs, I give you the Seven-match series- "The Magnificant Indy Seven vs. The WWE Army" Seven of the greatest Indy performers today against seven of the WWE's best. The Mag Seven-American Dragon, Lo Ki, "Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels, AJ Styles, Jerry Lynn, Amazing Red, Mike Quackenbush The WWE Army-Rob Van Dam, Kurt Angle, Chris Benoit, Eddy Guerrero, Jaime Noble, Billy Kidman, Rey Mysterio Notice how all of these guys fall under the class of not being a "hoss." We are talking about the MEGA-CARD of wrestling today. Forget any shit like a Big Show/Brock rematch, or a Shawn/HHH match. We're talking about 14 guys who go out there and WRESTLE. I really want this to stay in the WWE folder because something like this is good to talk about. Who would win? Would it go to a draw or anything like that? I'd split it up like this: RVD vs. AJ Styles Lo Ki vs. Chris Benoit Kurt Angle vs. Mike Quackenbush Eddy Guerrero vs. Chris Daniels Jaime Noble vs. Jerry Lynn American Dragon vs. Billy Kidman Rey vs. Red-THE KICKER. Give them each 15 minutes. I just came up with this. Tell me what ya'll think. It'd take Vince to swallow his pride and *gasp* put another company over, but who knows. We just might see this, soon.

First off, the title means nothing against the Elimination Chamber. I'm just saying that I like my idea better! I thought it might be a cool thing to think about. Dames and I were going crazy over the Don West feedback, and all of a sudden, it came to me, in the night. Literally. Anyways, it would be cool, just don't think it'll happen.

May I just say that Your Olympic Hero and Your Rudo God had a helluva ten minute match that had me crying those tears of joy for professional wrestling? And that Al Wilson, with whom I want to be 55 years of age, now and forever, is my hero for absolutely demolishing Dawn's tonsils with his tongue of doom. Also, Brock + F-5 on 500 pound man is ALL BUT UNGODLY. Thank you.

This is some AWESOME AWESOME SHIT, Dames. Of course, I'm talking to you right now so you already KNOW this.