EL DANDY~!

This wasn't actually a scheduled NTV taping for NOAH, but they made it one because something important happened: Kenta Kobashi debuted the much hyped, much talked about, much anticipated DIAMOND HEAD, one of the most brutal powerbomb variations ever seen. -credit Strong Style Spirit Geez...Didn't take Kenta THAT long did it? I wanna see a picture of this or a video. If anybody can show me...I'd appreciate it mucho.

OK. It's in the title...so if you wanna be surprised...don't read this. Chances are that the "cousin" that Noble was talking about is gonna be Spanky. Great. It's gonna be SUCH a Holly Family wanna be...except cooler, becuz everyone can work that's involved.

^Is going in the direction of Zorin with those 80s chick in his sig...

Brock has THE no-sell move in the game. He gets nailed with a right hand, and then BOOM! He lariats the FUCK out of his opponent. Hell yeah.

Is there no Cattle Mutilation in the game? FOR SHAME!!!

Cooke loves talking in dates...it's hella funny.

He's an indy guy who gotta tryout in Las Vegas and did EXTREMELY well. He has this finisher called Sliced Bread #2, which is like Spike's Dudley Dawg, but instead of a Diamond Cutter, he flips backwards into a Diving Reverse DDT. He has been in ROH and did really good. He'll be a great addition to the cruisers.

Thanks for the rub, Superstar. I'll repay you down the line...

anyone notice that Vickie stole Ace Steeles finisher??? She now has a better finisher than over 3/4 of the roster...

^you think you know him...

^Needs to allow me to play the role of Magnum Tokyo to your Disco Inferno

Yes god, you are jaded I liked it all. Kidman=AJ Styles. If he hit the Styles Clash, I'd mark out like a bitch. Steiner had me going BIG TIME. Overall, a great show. More on this in my 411 report, of course.

^ X-Files on TV > X-Files on Movie

I thought the concept was a great idea. It did remind me of some wargames matches, but I think it went on a LITTLE too long.

why does WWE stay with the past? and I don't want a smartass answer either? I mean, Booker T, RVD, Benoit, Angle...all of these guys can be big time stars...yet your new champs are The Overweight Show and Crippled HBK. Wow...

^loves TRITEC...come on, say it...

Seriously, what if all those guys just walked out on Vince and joined NWA? I'm talking about those with no "no-compete" clauses, of course.

It's the hair dood...I swear it is...

bps, how you feel about our boy RVD jobbing out 15 in? I hope it was becuz of the knee injury, becuz if it wasn't...fuck.

^doesn't like Baskin Robbins...

*Happy birthday to j00, Happy birthday to j00...happy BIRTHDAY DEAR BOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBB~! Happy birthday to j00* Bobbo is hooking me up with a comp. Happy birthday, and go BOOKER~! *does celebratory Spinaroonie*

Dames, I remember seeing that (I think it was his ECW wrestling debut) and cringing...it was DISGUSTING

It's ALL about FF VI. Holy crap, man. I mean, that is a great great game that got me into that game from the VERY beginning... But FF VII, that is something special...I mean, Sephiroth > Kefka. I'm sorry, but when Sephiroth absolutely destroys everything close to you and THEN tries to destroy your mind and your memories...THAT, my friends, is a villain. Kefka just had that annoying laugh (which was BEYOND SWANK~!, I must add) and could level off armies in a single blow. Fine. Sephiroth had the better weapon.

"The Step-Over Heelkick Rolling Thunder (does it have both versions?) Standing Moonsault Split Legged Moonsault Spinning Heel Kick to Opponent On Guardrail Monkey Flip Springboard Jumpkick" You are SO in luck...every move except for the Spinning Guardrail Heel Kick is actually in the game, including both Rolling Thunders.

Here ya go, boys. 1) The little details make me fuckin mark like a bitch. As in: The hand shaking on the Spinaroonie, the WOOOOOOOOOOO! everytime there is a chop or if Flair does it, and the crowd going with RVD when he points to himself. 2) The moves are fucking great. You get moves that never existed in a game in the states, like the DEATHMURDERKILL Powerbomb, the AIR RAID CRASH (Emerald Fusion 3), the FLAIR FLOP~!, Houston Hangover, 619/West Coast Pop, and probably others I haven't unlocked. But you know what REALLY SELLS ME? There are TWELVE different ways to hit a Shining Wizard in that game. Un fucking real. Mutoh has all his own moves in this game, and once you unlock them, it's like Christmas morning, my friends. 3) There are some really good storylines, and it seems as if they put a WHOLE lot more time on this one as opposed to SD 3. 4) The double team moves are really cool, as they brought in the double flapjack and the VAULTING Shining Wizard along with the...er, Accident that Billy and Chuck did. And did I mention that the taunts rule? My favorite actual character in the game is Brock Lesnar, because he has THE no-sell move in the game. He gets nailed with a right hand, and then BOOM! He lariats the fuck out of his opponent. Damn... It's probably the best game I've ever played, wrestling wise. I'm gonna Benoit this one, and wait for somebody to prove me wrong.