EL DANDY~!

JHawk, did you make some of your moves sound more technical becuz of your Shining Wizard snafu??? A la calling the Sitout Powerbomb a High Angle Sitout Powerbomb? Just wondering...

Oh, and Jester? Greatest. Made up Mexican Quote. Ever.

You would have seen the froggy off the ladder, but the ladder just HAD to break under RVD...fuckin bitch. IT would have been the finish, too. Oh, and SKBF, check out the first WWA show...Juvi does a 450 off the ladder.

OK. I need a viable explanation...how can RVD be # 488 when he had good matches with Eddy AND Benoit, your two top guys, yet all of a sudden, Christian, Spike Dudley, JERRY LAWLER, and Jeff Hardy ahead of him. Oh, and Sliced Bread #2 is like Naoimichi Marufuji's Shiranui, if you've seen it, Moonsault into a Reverse DDT, and Cattle Mutilation is the WAR Special (Front Bridging Double Chickenwing)

^Likes toast, but however, hates Vince MAC-MAHON!!!

^ Fortune Cookie > Stone Cold

Listen, if American Dragon showed up in the WWE, it would be on a limited moveset, and the Cattle Mutilation would never be a submission move Vince would allow. Can Vince swallow his fuckin pride for once?

"CNN will be doing a story on WWE's current direction this Friday. The story is expected to air at 10PM ET on Newsnight with Aaron Brown. RVD, Trish Stratus, and other WWE stars will be featured on the segment." Credit goes to my 411wrestling.com boys. Wow...$10 says it's the motherfuckin HHH SHOW!!!

OK. Right now, my match is Rey/Edge vs. Angle/Benoit at No Mercy. Last night just didn't have the same feel.

Wow, Jeff. I can't believe how Stoopid u are sometimes...

<never knew the joke ^ is talking about was actually getting killed or not...

Other vote: Angus-AC/DC-None better, for me Off the list-Ozzy

^Needs to give the first name of his bologini

< marks for unforseen danger...This sounds good

^misunderstood me earlier and is mad about his boy Allen going down to a sprained thumb

^that would be too SEXY for your shit, papacita..

Barber, is that Outkast?

HEY HEY HEY! I know ONE of those posts was directed at me...

DEAN, that makes me want to weep tears of joy. Tears of joy for old men getting some motherfucking pussy in the face of all the horny young people in the crowd, and getting it for good. I'm gonna go to the bathroom...and probably never come back.

You are SO gonna see a ***** tag match...I hope!

Edge, Benoit, and Eddy go 15 minutes, and DAMN IT, I want THIS to be MY main event ALL THE TIME!!! It'll air on the pre-SS special. I think BOB~! has some more taping to do for me and him...YAY

So you think we'll see at least *** out of Red and Yang next week?

I'd say for Texas's that it will come down to Jeff...and Kotz!!! BWAHAHAHA...sorry, dood

Such...beautiful...asses. Eliza is feisty, but Shakira's ass makes me feel HYP-NO-TIZED...and I am DAMN PISSED that JLH ain't in this one. Anyways, this one goes to Shakira. Oh, and Shakira...Whenever, Wherever baby!!!

^Can outdrink me...I know this...