EL DANDY~!

^Is a fabulous sports babe...and is SEEING ROBIN WILLIAMS ON HIS TV!!!

^Is probably an Ozzy Osbourne fan...

^Should go see what me and him did to CWM in the OAOAST thread...

^Is a Giant fan like me...HELL YEAH!

^needs to put the word down that those two chicks rock hard

sick, sick jokes I WANT RAVEN ON MY TV MORE, DAMMIT!

^thinks much of what I say is correct, which is fine by me

^is quite the little toad...or should I say...horny toad???

So what must one do to be "Established?" Don't make me pull the whole Owen Hart "No one respects me" shit...

"Smells like Teen Spirit"-Nirvana-"Nevermind" "Straight Outta Compton"-N.W.A-"Straight Outta Compton" "Enter Sandman"-Metallica-Self Titled "Desert Highway"-Bob Dylan-Harvest Moon "Thunderstruck"-AC/DC-Live Album

Think about this with the ratings, though: SmackDown! goes against everything on the "Must See Thursday" line-up on NBC AND goes against Survivor. RAW only goes against MNF. SmackDown!, if you took some of the viewers away from those two venues, would be hitting 4.0, without a doubt, so Vince should stop using SmackDown! as a scapegoat for not having enough soap opera shit. UT is obviously done for a while. So NOW what do we get??? Chavo fucking Pepe? His horse that was absolutely demolished? Benoit having strange gay urges toward Billy Gunn??? I'm just waiting for something like, "Stephanie having an orgasm...who gave it to her???" Fuck it. I'll watch ROH tapes if I want REAL wrestling. Don't gimme no goddamn bullshit about ratings being down for SmackDown! It's crap.

1) Ric Flair-When you think about greatness, and how many terrible workers this man has carried to good or even great, and sometimes CLASSIC matches, that alone sums up why he is the man. He's carried sacks of shit like Nikita Koloff and Dusty Rhodes to **** matches on sheer will power alone. I have seen nothing great than that of Ric Flair 2) Toshiaki Kawada-While Misawa was given the ball and ran hard with it, nobody embodied the Strong Style that was AJPW like Kawada. He has done no wrong as a wrestler, with his AWESOME moveset, his stoicness, and his awesome selling abilities. His selling makes the match look real. It is an amazing testament that he has wrestled through all those neck bumps like he has. Just an amazing amazing man. 3) Jysuhin "Thunder" Lyger-The embodiment of juniors style. To my knowledge, only he, Benoit, and Flair have had ***** matches in Japan and NA. He was one of the most innovative wrestlers up until his knee injury, and while he can't fly like he used to, he can certainly go to the mat and grind it out like a motherfucker. He might be good for even five more years, and that is saying something 4) Chris Benoit-He has surpassed my #5 pick in every aspect of the game. He has won a world title, and through all adversity, he still goes out there and gives 100% every night, regardless. I've never seen him go out there and be lazy. Kinda makes you hope that some people will catch on... 5) Dynamite Kid-The man who has influenced so many, yet I haven't seen too much of his work. He is SO fast, and he could do so much in the ring, that it's a shame that his entire career only spanned about 8-9 years. One of the greatest workers of all time. 6) Ricky Steamboat-People have forgotten the greatness that is Ricky Steamboat. This man had THREE...COUNT EM! THREE MOTD candidates in the 80s, and then came back and had two ***** matches in 91 and 94. Absolutely amazing. The vertebrae that cracked was one of the saddest things that I've ever seen. He's one of my personal faves. 7) Bret Hart-The excellence of execution, probably the greatest pure technician in North America. He has won numerous titles in many promotions and made it his goal to be the best. Politics ruined his famous career, and the death of his brother may have set him on a path that many wouldn't follow, but you can't deny the number of classic matches this man was in. Unbelievable. One of my faves. 8) Kurt Angle-It really is unbelievable what this man has done in a little less than three years in the business. He has held a title of every importance, and on top of that, is the most over heel in the company, and has been for the last six months. I see him as the man who can lead the WWF into the next generation. Right now, I watch SmackDown! for him and Benoit. 9) My one joshi vote- JAGUAR MOTHERFUCKING YOKOTA-The lady who let it all hang out, one of the greatest movesets ever, and she just DRIPPED workrate. In many peoples opinions, the greatest wrestler ever. Period. Not just joshi, but in all wrestling. Absolutely insane. 10) Arn Anderson-Granted, it took WCW/NWA a while to realize what a great man they had in Arn Anderson, and it took then too long, as he went to the WWF, and made a name for himself there, before coming back, become "The Enforcer" again, and finishing his storied career with that company. One of the greatest psychologists ever, and a man who had that *SNAP* to every one of his moves. His promo in July 1996 after the nWo destroyed people backstage (Rey being shoved like a lawn dart into the trailer) is the greatest promo I've ever seen. He's my favorite wrestler from the NWA, and while Flair was the man with all the greatness, Arn Anderson was right there with him, and people need to realize that he wasn't just tossed up there for no reason. His greatness was only realized after he was gone, one of the biggest shames in wrestling history, IMO. 9)

It's just all carp, Gerwitz and Vince have no idea what they are actually doing. It just makes me sick. Oh, and Jester...GREATEST. SIG. EVER. Don't let Bradshaw see that shit...

^is the man <is stupid for not realizing that...

^ Is the Number TWOOOOOOOOO mark of that FINE lookin lady up there <is wondering who's number one...

OH...MY...GAWD...*weeps tears of sweet joy* That is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO swank...

East Bracket (1) Salma Hayek (13) Shakira West Bracket (1) Jennifer Lopez (6) Rebecca Romjin Stamos-See her new movie? OH...MY...GAWD South Bracket (1) Alyssa Milano (2) Brooke Burke North Bracket (1) Denise Richards-Toughest choice I had to make (2) Jennifer Aniston Southeast Bracket (12) Kirsten Dunst (2) Beyonce Knowles Midwest Bracket (1) Eliza Dushku (3) Michelle Branch Pacific Bracket (1) Jessica Alba (3) Jessica Simpson Northeast Bracket (4) Shannon Elizabeth (2) Catherine Zeta Jones

I don't care...the show still sucks. I'm so sick that HHH gets 50% of the show now. I'm like...appalled. Does Vince think he can draw now>? Without Austin or Rocky???

Oh no problem there...I'll be in there and taking names...but not kicking ass, since I'm only an opener...

^Needs to write some MST3K reviews...right now, dammit. MST3K RULEZ j00!!!

I like the first one, and get 7-8. 8 rocks the party, dood. Nothing else has been really that great up to now.

Oh man...TAKA~! Holy shit...

Sick show. I'm glad I'm in this league now. YAY. Loving this shit. Every minute. I like how I'm 1-0. YAY.

Full Name: EL DANDY~! Short Name: EL DANDY~! Gender: Male Birth Month: June Age: 18 Class: Heavyweight (or Lightweight) Position: Lower Midcard (Upper Midcard, Midcard, Lower Midcard, Opener, Jobber, Non-wrestler, Manager) Wage: $50,000 Speaks: Yes Alignment: None Stable: None Tag Team: None Manager: None Primary Finisher: El Dandyator Secondary Finisher: El Dandina Unsackable: Yes (for everyone) Trainer: No Superstar Look: Yes Announcer: No Booker: No Attributes (0-100. Be somewhat realistic please) Brawling: 75 Speed: 75 Technical: 90 Stiffness: 85 Selling: 95 Over: 70 Charisma: 85 Attitude (the higher the number, the easier you are to work with): 95 Behavior (the higher the number, the better behaved you are backstage): 95 High Spots: Yes

Wait until Annie E sees this shit...she'll join right in!