EL DANDY~!

Akiyama needs to get his win back from Nagata after the fuckin mauling he took a few weeks back. If Tenzan wins, what is gonna make me think that he's the next big threat to the belt when he's come up short six times already?

^needs to pop ^^ a good one already... if ^ doesn't, < surely will...

DEAN, tell me why Big Show is starting to actually look like the best 500 pound worker ever again? I mean, really, he didn't suck at all! Maybe an extra ticket at the buffet? And is it just me or is Eddy starting to look like Kanemaru sans mustache lately? I mean, he doesn't have the grungy ass Steve Corino hair, but I'm starting to see a resemblance... And since nobody has said ANYTHING about the great piece of literary work that IS The Adventures of Al Wilson, lemme please say that I found it stimulating in every way possibly suiting for a young male like myself. Bless you, DEAN...

^the Mick Foley of this thread

Personally, I think that she's a great wrestler, albeit overrated. Some people talk about her in the same breath as Hokuto or Kong, but I think she is just a step below them in that aspect. What do you all think?

It's really funny because people are 50/50 on Gammons. Some like him because of his knowledge, but some hate him because he's so JR with his love for Boston and all his other New England connections that it makes me sick sometimes...

Bleh...gimme some classic Metallica if anything... And how they haven't tried to use "The Unforgiven" for the Unforgiven PPVs just blows my fuckin mind...

First off, the people who should be on that list, but aren't Jake Roberts-Never in my life have I been more afraid as a child than when that man speaks. I didn't care what he said. It was that he could say something like "The Happiest Place on Earth" and turn it into something so absolutely scary that I wouldn't go to sleep that night. THAT, is a great promo. Ric Flair-"Kiss stealing, wheelin dealin, jet flyin, limousine ridin, son of a gun..." I say no more... Now, on that list? It's Foley, because no matter how funny Rocky is, it comes down to how the man says what he's got to say, and when Foley had somethign to say, he did it just right. Watch how he put over Orton on RAW a couple of weeks ago. And then how he made the funny promos with Edge and Christian and such...just amazing work from a guy who's been hit in the head with a chair about 5000 times in his life.

You'll hear an explanation as to why I talk next week, Shooter...

*Dandy does the "A's are gonna take down teh Mariners in the west" dance* I LOVE THIS...DEAL...Maybe they trade for a fifth now? WHERE ARE THE GIANTS AT? SABEAN BETTER NOT PUSS OUT!!!

Choken feels good that he can call SK fat...pictures are worth 1000 words... Dames...yeah, EWR 4.0...you're my boy on that one...

Greatest. Thread. Currently.

Somebody needs to get out their old tapes and put Clash VI on KaZaa as well...oh, and I might see why Chi-Town rumble gets the nod over this. It's just an outstanding match. I liked the drama of the second one. The finish of Chi-Town just didn't do it for me...

I'm pretty surprised that MISTAH Sabean has failed to do anything yet. I mean, he's known for deals on the 31st, but I haven't even heard RUMORS...Giants need a fifth starter... Ditto for Mr. Beane...

Great show...all around. Nice to see a new champ and all that... Oh yeah, and that Dandy guy did a nice job coming back and all that...he needs a title shot or something or other...

I've written term papers shorter than the iron man match. Fucking awesome, Malibu. And now...EL DANDY~!...returns...

^gets them drunk first...

I can't believe Vince has used better psychology in this match then like everybody else tonight...

^the greatest post the man has ever written right there...priceless...

^^^jealous of the pimpocity < brings to the table... ^ can come to the school free of charge

Dames, we all knew it would be YOU who would do Scarface, I mean, we kinda figured as soon as you saw this that you'd put some in... Oh, and one more from American Pie 2: Oz: Stifler, get off! Stifler: I am, man!!!!

^^went to the "EL DANDY~! School for Pimps" ^knows about kickball...thank god...

I said not MUCH. I know we got Pro Wrestling Iron out here. Unless there's some other stuff out here that's any good...

To me, it was five minutes of my life I'll never get back again...

He's currently one of the biggest draws in all of Japan. He has been talking about trying to expand into America, including a MMA event in Las Vegas coming up. that might be a good time to see what he can really do.