EL DANDY~!

Well, I guess that means we are gonna see DAMN OH TESTIFY~! vs. Los Guerreros at No Mercy, when Noble interferes in that match next week. Then, when The Guerreros beat La Pareja Terrible next week, and Benoit and Angle go at it...you'll have THREE good matches at the PPV. HELL FUCKIN YEAH.

Well, I knew that, and I didn't want to say that...since it was already known...

Damn it...well, if it was anybody who was actually smart about moves, glad it was Dace, all hail king of the moves...

I have the ROH 3-way dance on 2/22/02 to be a ****1/2 match, and the best Triple Threat Rules Match in history. Regardless. That still doesn't beat the Week 2 match in my mind because of the fact that while the 3-way ROH had the coolest spots I had seen in a while, that it just didn't seem epic like the Week 2 match. I mean, in the first five minutes alone, it was elimination after elimination, and then after Psicosis and Lo Ki were gone, AJ and Lynn, had an AWESOME AWESOME encounter, with great moves by Lynn, AWESOME selling by AJ, and even better, AJ didn't fuck up the Spinal Tap. I am amazed at the fact that nobody swipes any of those moves and makes it a finisher. Right now. Out of AJ's repetoire, I see about seven moves that AREN'T his finishers (Styles Clash, Spinal Tap) that could be MAJOR finishers for anybody else.

Ah yes...Little Fuckin Guido... Here's one that might be a little hard Springboard Dropkick T-Bone Suplex Strangle Hold Swinging Fisherman Suplex Diving Elbow

Greatest. Paragraph. Currently. And on the ABSOLUTELY GODLINESS that will be La Paraja Terrible against LOS RUDOS GUERREROS~!, I assume they give the motherfucker 20 minutes. Yes, that makes sense. Of course, they could have saved this pairing for No Mercy, have Benoit cost him and Angle the match, Angle locks in the Anklelock, bing bang boom, you got yourself a RED HOT MUTHAFUKKIN FEUD on your hands, and we get to see even MORE Face Angle vs. Chris Benoit:Crippling Assassin. Benoit needs to bring back the WILDBOMB NOW!!! RIGHT FUCKING NOW! Oh, and DEAN. What must I do to scam the shit on the upcoming DVDVR? It would be might keen of ya...

I'm sorry Dames, but when it comes to WHOMP-ASS gangsta/mafia/illegal substance movies, I'll take The Godfather over Scarface. Probably because in my Prom Pic, I looked exactly like Marlon Brando...but I can do a good Vito, too. And anytime you get to see a horse's head in a rich dood's bed...count my ass in. The slapping scene is PRICELESS.

Yes, mine was AJ Styles...and I think Triv's is Tully Blanchard...and if it is...you are SOOOOOOOOO sorely missing the SLINGSHOT SUPLEX~!

So does ANYBODY not know who my guy is that I said a couple posts back?

IF possible, can I please have "#1 AJ Styles Mark" as mine? Thank ya kindly.

Wait a minute...is that the BERZERKER~!?

Dames, are you and JHawk gonna brawl for the ONE AND ONLY "I'm bored...ask me anything superthread?" I got you in the fight, by the way...

It's like this. I was writing for a website, and then when I wanted to pick a gimmick to get over how good I was, I picked EL DANDY~!, the lost luchador out of all the rest...when Thunder and Nikki get back, you'll see him in my signature...no doubt.

SK said that match was his match of the year...I don't know. People say that the 4-way was MUCH better...

Two things... on the subject of best man...I'm 6'3" 280, and can do a 450 splash. I think I'm ok on that...lol And I think Lita has been sniffing outta Jeff's hankie, if you know what I mean...

^admits he's straight (which rules) <admits he's wrong (which drools)

^with that quote alone, admits his bi-sexuality

^well, in that case, he doesn't mind if you stalk him...as long as you are nice and crazy...that'll do...

Can I be your best man at you and Stacy's wedding?

^to my knowledge, hates stalkers...

JHawk...what do you like to do with your beak???

Yes. Ok, that's all. I was just wondering. Funniest. Post. Currently.

OH MAN. Funny-wise, I think I would want to be one of the doods in a Mel Brooks movie, like the king from History of the World, Part II... "IT'S GOOD TO BE THE KING~!" Seriously, gimme a beard and a mustache, a backwards hat, and a trench, and make me not be able to talk. SILENT BOB, motherfuckers. Jay: "Ever have your asshole eaten by a fat guy in a trenchcoat? Yeah..."

I think he needs to fight CED~! for that belt. He's the official defunct champ now...lol There were two fiction-based wrestling movies, with Hogan and Piper starring, respectively...

That HAS to be right...Sitout Inverted AC=Franchiser and Fisherman Buster=Pittsburg Plunge OK Suplex/Neckbreaker Moonsault/DDT Stardust Legdrop Pancake Facebuster Pin Fireman's Carry Backbreaker