EL DANDY~!

Rocky is going to turn heel IN Montreal...don't worry kids. It'll happen...

^Has only 10 days left...

OK. If you HAD to buy a set, would you buy the first Best of Japan 2002 set that I posted or the 2nd one?

94-Sabu/Jack 95-Malenko/Guerrero and Pitbulls/Stevie and Raven (TIE) 96-4 Corners TV Title match 97-MPro 6-man 98-BBB/RVD (RVD is fucking insane in this match) and Tanaka/Awesome from Heatwave 99-Awesome/Tanaka from around Christmas (ECW TV) 00-FBI/Mikey and Tajiri 01-Not many, but I'll say Dreamer/Anderson, too.

Curry, Ohtani coming to the WWF equals two things. One, he's Japanese, so look for him to be Smackdown's #2 announcer. Two, he's whoopin ass over in ZERO-ONE. No reason to come to the States...yet

I bring the pimpage... ...cuz, you know, I've been PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMPIN SINCE BEEN PIMP-IN~! And oh yeah, I used every Nova joke ever made...

Team Angle needs the greatest finisher alive right now that isn't used by ANYONE...Total Elimination. OK. Maybe not Total Elimination, but something cool and such. Like maybe that Inverted Doomsday Device. That looks SWANKY...

^LARIATOO! LARIATOO! LARIATOO!

*big laugh* That's priceless. *trying really hard to supress laughter* UT's been lifting ideas from that website for ages. Spanky represents one of the snobby chicks they have to pay to fondle a bit (only to steal the money back at the end), while David Flair was a super-skank who was always so ready for the luvin that UT didn't even have to offer him anything to get a little tail. UT Sanchez's next victim? Shannon Moore is the obvious choice, being the disheveled, abused lover who seeks tenderness but receives only cruelty and rejection from his companion, to the point that he'd to anything to feel close to another man. If I were Taker, however, I'd pick Josh from Tough Enough. Just as Big Evil showed Spanky tonight that Heyman can't give him the true tender luvin he deserves, so too does Josh need to be shown the Big Show's Rumple Foreskin isn't the only game in town. Was there wreslting on Smackdown? Ricky, Team Angle, Edge, and Benoit went all Japan on us with Edge busting the reverse cross-armbreaker, Hass with the perpendicular figure four, and then Benjamin makes me gleek with joy at the fact that he locks on Nagata Lock I and I mark out at it and cry. If he did the salute, I would have died. The match was so Southern I could smell the cauliflower and fried chicken from Cali...

^his name is...Czechoslovakian???

DEAN, king of kings...when are you going to do the spell to bring AL MACK DADDY WILSON back to life>? I wanna know so I may learn of the true pimpage that is Al fuckin Wilson...

The lineup for Best of Japan 2002, and just by looking at some of these matches...they look like DOOZIES. I think I'm in, but what about you? Take a looksie: Volume One 1. Naomichi Marufuji vs. GHC Junior Heavyweight Champion Tatsuhito Takaiwa (NOAH - December 9, 2001) 2. Vader vs. GHC Heavyweight Champion Jun Akiyama (NOAH - December 9, 2001) 3. CIMA vs. Masaaki Mochizuki in a Hair vs. Hair Match (Toryumon - December 2001) 4. Hiroyoshi Tenzan + Satoshi Kojima vs. Yuji Nagata + Manabu Nakanishi - G-1 Tag League Semi-Finals (New Japan - December 11, 2001) 5. Hiroyoshi Tenzan + Satoshi Kojima vs. Mike Barton + Jim Steele - G-1 Tag League Finals (New Japan - December 11, 2001) 6. Toshiaki Kawada + Mitsuya Nagai vs. Keiji Mutoh + Taiyo Kea - RWTL Finals (All Japan - December 2001) 7. Jushin Lyger, Great Sasuke + Tiger Mask IV vs. Dick Togo, Gedo + Jado (New Japan - January 4, 2002) 8. Yuji Nagata vs. GHC Heavyweight Champion Jun Akiyama (New Japan - January 4, 2002) 9. Super Shisa, Kennichiro Arai + Ryo Saito vs. Susumu Mochizuki, Genki Horiguchi + Darkness Dragon (Rainbow Promotions - January 20, 2002) 10. Milano Collection A.T., Steve Tsujimoto + Masato Yoshino vs. Ryo Saito, Takayuki Yagi + Anthony W. Mori (Toryumon 2000 Project - January 23, 2002) 11. Jushin Lyger, Minoru Tanaka + Masahito Kakihara vs. Koji Kanemoto, Gedo + Jado (New Japan - January 25, 2002) 12. Hiroyoshi Tenzan vs. Osamu Nishimura (New Japan - February 16, 2002) 13. Tsuyoshi Kikuchi + Yoshinobu Kanemaru vs. Jushin Lyger + Wataru Inoue (NOAH - February 17, 2002) 14. Juventud Guerra vs. GHC Junior Heavyweight Champion Naomichi Marufuji(NOAH - February 17, 2002) Volume Two 1. Mitsuharu Misawa + Kenta Kobashi vs. Yuji Nagata + Jun Akiyama (NOAH - February 17, 2002) 2. Genichiro Tenryu vs. Satoshi Kojima (All Japan - February 24, 2002) 3. Toshiaki Kawada vs. AJPW Triple Crown Champion Keiji Mutoh (All Japan - February 24, 2002) 4. Naohiro Hoshikawa vs. Naomichi Marufuji (Zero-One - March 2, 2002) 5. Jushin Lyger, Minoru Tanaka, El Samurai, Masayuki Naruse + Masahito Kakihara vs. Koji Kanemoto, Black Tiger, Eddie Guerrero, Gedo + Jado - 2/3 Falls Match (New Japan - March 14, 2002) 6. Yuji Nagata + Manabu Nakanishi vs. Masahiro Chono + Hiroyoshi Tenzan - IWGP Tag Team Title Tournament Final Match (New Japan - March 24, 2002) 7. Yuji Nagata vs. IWGP Heavyweight Champion Tadao Yasuda (New Japan - April 5, 2002) 8. Jushin Lyger + Minoru Tanaka vs. Tsuyoshi Kikuchi + Yoshinobu Kanemaru (NOAH - April 7, 2002) 9. Keiji Mutoh vs. Satoshi Kojima - Champions Carnival Semi-Finals (All Japan - April 10, 2002) 10. Mitsuya Nagai + Shigeo Okamura vs. Arashi + Nobutaka Araya - AJPW All-Asian Tag Team Title Decision Match (All Japan - April 13, 2002) 11. Genichiro Tenryu vs. Keiju Mutoh - AJPW Triple Crown Decision Match (All Japan - April 13, 2002) 12. Jushin Lyger, Minoru Tanaka, Masayuki Naruse + Masahito Kakihara vs. Koji Kanemoto, Black Tiger, Jado + Gedo - Elimination Match (New Japan - April 16, 2002) 13. Manabu Nakanishi + Osamu Nishimura vs. IWGP Tag Team Champions Masahiro Chono + Hiroyoshi Tenzan - Non-Title Match (New Japan - April 26, 2002) 14. Yoshihiro Takayama vs. IWGP Heavyweight Champion Yuji Nagata (New Japan - May 2, 2002) Volume Three 1. Masahiro Chono vs. Mitsuharu Misawa (New Japan - May 2, 2002) 2. Tiger Mask IV vs. Ikuto Hidaka (Michinoku Pro - May 6, 2002) 3. Keiji Mutoh, Kaz Hayashi + George Hines vs. Taiyo Kea, Mitsuya Nagai + Shigeo Okamura - Giant Baba Memorial Cup Semi-Final Match (All Japan - May 15, 2002) 4. Yoshinobu Kanemaru vs. KENTA - GHC Junior Heavyweight Title Tournament Final Match (NOAH - May 26, 2002) 5. Jushin Lyger vs. Koji Kanemoto - BOSJ Match (New Japan - May 28, 2002) 6. Minoru Tanaka vs. El Samurai - BOSJ Match (New Japan - June 2, 2002) 7. Manabu Nakanishi + Osamu Nishimura vs. IWGP Tag Team Champions Masahiro Chono + Hiroyoshi Tenzan (New Japan - June 5, 2002) 8. Koji Kanemoto vs. Minoru Tanaka - Best of Super Juniors Final Match (New Japan - June 5, 2002) 9. Yoshihiro Takayama vs. Manabu Nakanishi (New Japan - June 7, 2002) 10. Kensuke Sasaki vs. IWGP Heavyweight Champion Yuji Nagata (New Japan - June 7, 2002) 11. Ryo Saito vs. Genki Horiguchi (Toryumon - June 2002) 12. Magnum Tokyo vs. Masaaki Mochizuki - El Numero Uno Finals (Toryumon - June 2002) 13. Minoru Tanaka + Tiger Mask IV vs. Koji Kanemoto + AKIRA (New Japan - June 20, 2002) 14. AKIRA vs. IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion Minoru Tanaka (New Japan - June 21, 2002) 15. Yuji Nagata, Manabu Nakanishi, Osamu Nishimura + Yutaka Yoshie vs. Kensuke Sasaki, Kenzo Suzuki, Hiroshi Tanahashi + Blue Wolf (New Japan - June 21, 2002) Volume Four 1. Masaaki Mochizuki, Ryo Saito + Dragon Kid vs. Magnum Tokyo, Darkness Dragon + Genki Horiguchi vs. UWA Six-Man Trios Tag Team Champions CIMA, Don Fuji + Yoshikazu Taru in a 3-Way Dance (Toryumon - July 7, 2002) 2. Yuji Nagata + Manabu Nakanishi vs. Hiroyoshi Tenzan + Hiroshi Tanahashi (New Japan - July 8, 2002) 3. G-1 Climax 10-Man Royal Rumble (New Japan - July 10, 2002) 4. Satoshi Kojima vs. AJPW Triple Crown Champion Genichiro Tenryu (All Japan - July 17, 2002) 5. Masahiro Chono + Osamu Nishimura vs. Hiroyoshi Tenzan + Yoshihiro Takayama (New Japan - July 21, 2002) 6. Tiger Mask IV vs. Dick Togo - Tohoku Junior Tournament (Michnoku Pro - July 21, 2002) 7. Shinjiro Ohtani vs. Taka Michinoku - Fire Festival Tournament (Zero-One - July 28, 2002) 8. Shinjiro Ohtani vs. Masato Tanaka - Fire Festival Tournament (Zero-One - July 31, 2002) 9. Manabu Nakanishi vs. Osamu Nishimura - G-1 Climax Tournament (New Japan - August 3, 2002) 10. Kensuke Sasaki vs. Yoshihiro Takayama - G-1 Climax Tournament (New Japan - August 3, 2002) 11. Osamu Nishimura vs. Masahiro Chono - G-1 Climax Tournament (New Japan - August 4, 2002) 12. Hiroyoshi Tenzan vs. Yoshihiro Takayama - G-1 Climax Tournament (New Japan - August 4, 2002) 13. Shinjiro Ohtani vs. Tetsuhiro Kuroda - Zero-One Fire Festival Tournament Finals (Zero-One - August 4, 2002) 14. Yuji Nagata vs. Manabu Nakanishi - G-1 Climax Tournament (New Japan - August 7, 2002) 15. Kensuke Sasaki vs. Hiroyoshi Tenzan - G-1 Climax Tournament (New Japan - August 8, 2002) Volume Five 1. Yuji Nagata vs. Osamu Nishimura - G-1 Climax Tournament (New Japan - August 8, 2002) 2. Hiroyoshi Tenzan vs. Masahiro Chono - G-1 Climax Semi-Finals (New Japan - August 10, 2002) 3. Osamu Nishimura vs. Yoshihiro Takayama - G-1 Climax Semi-Finals (New Japan - August 10, 2002) 4. Yoshihiro Takayama vs. Masahiro Chono - G-1 Climax Finals (New Japan - August 11, 2002) 5. Dick Togo vs. Great Sasuke - Tohoku Junior Tournament (Michinoku Pro - August 15, 2002) 6. Dick Togo vs. Tiger Mask IV - Tohoku Junior Tournament Finals (Michinoku Pro - August 25, 2002) 7. Masayuki Naruse vs. Takehiro Murahama (New Japan - August 29, 2002) 8. Tsuyoshi Kikuchi + Yoshinobu Kanemaru vs. IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions Minoru Tanaka + Jushin Lyger (New Japan - August 29, 2002) 9. Kaz Hayashi vs. Jimmy Yang (All Japan - August 30, 2002) 10. Genichiro Tenryu vs. Hiroshi Hase (All Japan - August 30, 2002) 11. Masaaki Mochizuki, Dragon Kid + Jimmy Yang vs. Magnum Tokyo, Susumu Yokosuka + Darkness Dragon (All Japan - August 31, 2002) 12. Kenta Kobashi, Kentaro Shiga, KENTA + Tsuyoshi Kikuchi vs. Jun Akiyama, Akitoshi Saito, Makoto Hashi + Yoshinobu Kanemaru in a Captain's Fall Elimination Match (Pro Wrestling NOAH - September 5, 2002) 13. Yoshihiro Takayama vs. GHC Heavyweight Champion Yoshinari Ogawa (Pro Wrestling NOAH - September 6, 2002) 14. YOSSINO, Brother YASSINI + Milano Collection A.T. vs. UWA Trios Tag Team Champions CIMA, Don Fuji + Yoshikazu Taru (Toryumon - September 8, 2002) 15. Darkness Dragon vs. Dragon Kid in a 2/3 Falls Mask vs. Mask Match (Toryumon - September 8, 2002) 16. Tiger Mask IV vs. IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion Koji Kanemoto (New Japan - September 22, 2002) Volume Six 1. Masayuki Naruse + El Samurai vs. IWGP Junior Heavyweight Tag Team Champions Tsuyoshi Kikuchi + Yoshinobu Kanemaru (NOAH - September 23, 2002) 2. Jun Akiyama + Akitoshi Saito vs. GHC Tag Team Champions Takeshi Morishima + Takeshi Rikioh (NOAH - September 23, 2002) 3. Mitsuharu Misawa vs. GHC Heavyweight Champion Yoshihiro Takayama (NOAH - September 23, 2002) 4. Takashi Iizuka vs. Osamu Nishimura (New Japan - October 6, 2002) 5. Bob Sapp vs. Manabu Nakanishi (New Japan - October 14, 2002) 6. Kazuyuki Fujita vs. IWGP Heavyweight Champion Yuji Nagata (New Japan - October 14, 2002) 7. Tsuyoshi Kikuchi vs. GHC Junior Heavyweight Champion Yoshinobu Kanemaru (NOAH - October 19, 2002) 8. Kenta Kobashi + Kentaro Shiga vs. GHC Tag Team Champions Jun Akiyama + Akitoshi Saito (NOAH - October 19, 2002) 9. Bas Rutten vs. IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion Koji Kanemoto (New Japan - October 26, 2002) 10. Masahiro Chono vs. IWGP Heavyweight Champion Yuji Nagata (New Japan - October 26, 2002) 11. Satoshi Kojima vs. Hiroshi Hase (All Japan - October 27, 2002) 12. Great Muta vs. AJPW Triple Crown Champion Genichiro Tenryu (All Japan - October 27, 2002) 13. Jushin Lyger, Tiger Mask IV + HEAT vs. Koji Kanemoto, Gedo + Jado - Junior Triathalon Survivor Final Match (New Japan - November 4, 2002) 14. Great Sasuke, Jinsei Shinzaki + Dick Togo vs. Taka Michinoku, Gran Naniwa + Kaz Hayashi (Michinoku Pro 10th Anniversary - November 8, 2002)

^freestylin' and WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PROFILIN!!!

THE PEST??? THE PEST??? *Does the MUTHAFUCKIN PEST DANCE~!* I'm gonna kill the people who said it sucked...I SWEAR TO GAWD...

To the Japanese, they don't really follow the Christian religion and such. When this anime was released to the United States and such, where Christianity or Catholocism are the big religions, it was INTERPRETED as a religious show with huge implications on what our religions are like. I personally felt that something like that was just a cool robot show, but it only took me seing the movies after the series has ended to see that it's crazy if you look at through the religious perspective. Outside of that, at least it's better than Gundam... But in all seriousness, some of the morals and views of that are gonna be questioned if they are shown in it's entirety on Cartoon Network...I'm not gonna be one cuz I personally love the series. Religiously, for us, it can question the very values and morals of those religions. Otherwise, it's a cool show to watch.

I own no Sasuke pron as far as you know..... DEAN. But DEAN, what about as far as YOU know?

^Has a thing for Texans who like to use the LARIATOOOOOOOOOOO!

^doesn't even know what the fuck he's talking about...

REDNECK JOKES~! If you think the last four words to our National Anthem are "Gentlemen...start your engines!"... If you think a 401K is your mother-in-law's bra size... If you've been too drunk to FISH...

^...Jeff Foxworthy?

^relaxing like there's nothing to care about in the world...

^needs to paraphrase his paraphrases...

*applauds* What's green and yellow and loves to eat balls? Gonorrhea...

<big pimpin, spending cheese...that chick is a 10!!! ^agrees....

No mention of EL DANDY~!? For shame...