EL DANDY~!

What? Ok. CLOSE THIS UP MAN!

Have no fear, Corey, it's on Tuesday. You may continue to watch the TNA goodness...and I'd buy SS for a 3-way tag elimination match alone. Fuck. Screw everything else, give them two hours, and see if THAT match is better than anything.

Edge, Benoit, and Eddy go 15 minutes, and DAMN IT, I want THIS to be MY main event ALL THE TIME!!! It'll air on the pre-SS special. I think BOB~! has some more taping to do for me and him...YAY

That means that HHH JOBS ON SUNDAY!~

OK. So to clarify...Nagata Lock I is the figure-four, and Nagata Lock II is the Crippler Crossface???

Really? I could have sworn it was his Front Naked Choke. I wasn't sure, so I thought I would ask the experts...

So these are ALL $5??? Damn...I think I'm making a list pretty soon...

^has the greatest quarterback playing today in his signature and is now SCREAMING HIS HEAD off at the fact that the Dolphins just got whooped BIG TIME

I get the awards far <EL MUCHO DANDYIST~! <Greatest Jobber Ever <Biggest HHH hater <Biggest AJ Styles Mark <Most ESTABLISHED~! of the UNESTABLISHED~!

I've been called Big T, Timmy Timmy Tumbo (no say rumbo), Timmy Da Tooth, and T-Bone. All are still used to this day. Oh yeah, and one girl still calls me t"he hottest guy alive" to this day...

I know about Nagata Lock II (reverse figure four), but what is Nagata Lock I?

Hey, I didn't job...good or bad? I mean, I did a helluva job, but I still didn't job OR win...isn't that kinda taboo???

Hey, I didn't job!!! And I STILL was part of a ***1/2 match!!

I have nothing witty to say about this that hasn't already been said or will be said by another...except for that the Booty Man has been caught...

^Best. Superkick. Ever.

It seems that IVORY is the one sent over to RAW in the Big Show trade. Wow...who would have thought RAW would have gotten the better of THAT deal...lol

OK. While Zenk definitely says some shit that is shocking, I want you to think about something. Zenk was a very highly respected man in the locker room. He was a guy that everyone treated nicely, and then when the shit started to hit the fan, he was the one who got hit with it first. Zenk just goes out there and does this to make people remember who he is. I like the stuff he writes, and it's just funny that a former wrestler shoots all over people like that. And on the subject of Douglas's flakiness...um, did you see how he got pushed? If I had to wear pink tights and ride a skateboard to the ring (kinda), I'd be flaky, too.

I give em until the end of the year, and then we'll see whats up... Vince SHOULD sign some of those guys, though...

^Beat his meat...I mean, Judge twice in one night...lol

Incy...I think you just destroyed that part of the measurement thread...

Shakira Eliza Dushku (DAMN YOU JLH HATERS!!!)

^Makes Matt Hardy V 1 look HORRIBLE compared to Hollywood...

^is considered a HOSS~! when it comes to drinking

That also had the best WWE Women's match in history between Alundra Blayze and Bull Nakano. PLUS, I loved the end to the Diesel/Ramon match. I marked HARD for that finish... I need not say anything about Bret/Owen...other than it fuckin ruled.

Anybody sure that Hoffman ISN'T HHH? Geez... 6'3", 280, 40 waist, size 13, 48" chest, and DAMN...got power