Secret Agent

How can you get the title back if you never had it in the first place?

I'll claim that opening promo, Raynor.

Well there was an alien with a big mouth that ate the kid's hat for the 'big scare' in Flight of the Navagator.

Platoon?

That would probably be from 'The Wrath of Khan', Ravenbomb.

Well if you guys want to take a look and form as much of a non-biased opinon as you can, here is the #1 rated show for the 5 star division. Maybe we should look and take an honest approach to it and see if they really are putting together a better show then us. I compared it to 13th Hour and I honestly don't think it holds up. NLCW: Avulsion

Yeah, the last time I got banned from the WWE folder I couldn't see it. So, umm, yeah...

What about RVD? He should be back by then and I really think that they have a chance right now to erase the jobber stigma from him and make him a contender. If they let RVD go all out I think Cena/RVD would be a hell of a match.

Thanks guys, I appreaciate it. You all help make this Birthday better.

Well, at least you showed with something, even if it was a job match. Good job, yo.

So does this mean Edge will use his MITB title shot on Batistia tonight?

Drat, and I have to wait all the way until Unforgiven to go to a live show. Here's hoping they have something good then.

I love that line, BTW. I even had King use it.

Yes, that promo perfectly captures the Pretzler I said I was missing in the Lockdown comments thread. Good job and I know you'll do something good with the momentum.

Well, it's looking up. 13th Hour was ranked 3.1(31/40) which put us at number 3 in the 1,2,3 star division. Also, on the same weekly ratings Storm was rated 3.0 (30/40) I'm not quite sure what is going on here. We write way better shows on quality of matches alone and when they were actually reading the shows we were popping the top 3 in the 4 and 5 star division. 13th Hour alone had some hella good matches with Griffon/Hawke, Toxxic/Spike, Mak/Danny, Ejiro/Buck, and the main event was exceptional. That's just the second half of the show.

Well I'd use Edge's "Red Red Kroovy" by Rob Zombie.

I guess I just don't understand the whole thing of "I've wrote a match against the same people last show, so it's a drag this show." Same with all the Landon/Dangerous matches. This isn't any kind of a slam against you or anything, it just seems odd to me. Yes, there has been a lot of interaction between the two groups but I'd like to think that Johnny and Landon share a rivalry that will never die. Hence, there is always something to make the next match about even if it's Maddix/Dangerous 7,8,9, 10, and so on. That's just me though so maybe there is a different line of thinking for you. Oh, I also have a mini-plot for you, Landon, that I think you might like.

Your defending against Wild and Dangerous because after 133 days of a reign I think we are owed a rematch for an actual Tag Match, Landon.

I looked and so far I haven't come up with anything on CNN.com

Damn. These European stadiums kick the crap out of the American ones.

While I don’t have the time right this second to get into every match, I will say I thought the opening promo was excellent. You should certainly give yourself more credit on writing the promo, ELM. That being said having WC look up to Mags as an idol just makes for a match that I can’t wait to see. Four freaking weeks of waiting till it happens though? Come on, guys. I’ve faintly heard about the WC/Ejiro plot and I really enjoyed the last series of matches between these two so again I can’t wait for this to spill over into the ring as well. However, I don’t quite understanding the reasoning behind Melissa going from being the Ejiro conscious to suddenly being terrified of him. Even if it were from the head BUTT from Toxxic she should understand that it wasn’t Ejiro’s fault and he even went so far as to seek out vengeance in her name. Nonetheless, this will be good if it goes were I’m thinking it will. I’ve scanned the Olympic match and I’ll give some actual feedback once I’ve really read it. So far it looks exceptional to say the least. Toxxic always writes an excellent promo and this is the case with this one. I like the interaction between the pair but I can’t seem to shake the feeling of Scott Pretzler being more of a pawn in a greater story than being the vile heel himself. I liked those promos from the Critic when he was being obnoxious and condescending and unless he’s just changed the character I’d like to see that played up more; it was fun to read. Anyway, I like the subtle hints at the end from Pretzler. Again, I skimmed the Zyon match. It looks good but I’ll save comments for when I actually read it. Big ups to the winner just coming in and showing his stuff since his arrival to the SWF. Tom and ELM playing up some respect reminded me of two great matches: The Christmas Ladder/Submission match as well as the 30 minute submission match. Now I want to dig those up and re-read them. Anyway, this made me ask Flesher the question on everyone’s mind. Does Mags wear a mask? He told me no, but I’d sear to God that ELM used to at least wear one. Nice little exchange and again, a well written promo. Still the same with the Toxxic match. Haven’t really read it though it was one match that I was a little more anxious to see on the show. The QMM surprised me as I thought it was someone else that I’ll leave nameless for now, but it was an actual surprise for it to be Pretzler. It looks good, and it’s rather strange to see some chants for Toxxic. He’s more than earned his chance to have a good face run though; let’s see it he can be a dominating face now. Shouldn’t be too hard as the only character changes he’ll need is to not be as much of a dick to the fans, just the heels now. Last is mine and WC’s, and I actually ran out of room. I wanted to do a bit more with the Cortez getting sent back to the apron when the referee missed the tag but I ran a little tight on room. I actually planned to have Cortez hit the Riot Act Plus and make the pin before getting sent off. Had I known it’d be default(again, Landon?) I’d have just ran over the limit and finished it a little better without the short after match interactions.

That sounds vaugely familiar. It could be Hamburger Hill but I'm not absolutely sure on that one, Frost.

Well I'm surprised you guys didn't run into each other, WC. Even if you're half a World away... not like the Ocean's THAT big.

Why don't you just edit it to say whatever the hell you want it to say anyway, Judge.