Secret Agent

Oh, God, that was terrible. I could do better stand up in my garage than that. The only part that was even remotely amusing was the very end.

...and it sucks.

You can change it in the account editor to a password you'll remember better.

Well I must say good job to everyone. Not sure if mine was a default win or not, but nonetheless, *cracks knuckles and looks at Landon* I'm ready for the next one. I'm still a little miffed about getting no sold on my number one contendership to the World title plot I suggested, but good job Spike, anyway.

His title does say "Amateur". However, I think they like a bit more dialoge like in a conversation between Toxxic and Jet, or Pretzler perhaps. I'll have mine up as soon as my match is done.

Alright, I'll read it fully and comment.

Uh, unless Sony recently bought the rights someone else (Fox, new Line, etc, I don't remember who.)already owns the movie rights on Venom. Something that was done during all the time Spiderman was in development hell. Meaning Sony couldn't use Venom.

MAIN EVENT NON-TITLE MATCH Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. Wildchild GO, WC, GO!!! SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF INTERCONTINENTAL-TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (SWF Intercontinental-Television Champion) v. Johnny Dangerous Well, this is a match I'm in so I can't jinx myself. Plus I don't want to be so arrogant or so full of myself as to say "Me, most definitely. It's unlikely that Landon will win." So no prediction. SWF BELT TOURNAMENT SEMIFINALS SWF UNITED STATES-JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP Austin Sly (SWF United States-Junior League Champion) v. Jay Hawke Well, I'm not sure if Austin has been showing up or not so it's hard to say not knowing that. However, I can already see that Jay Hawke is getting better with every match. His match on Smarkdown was definitely impressive to me so even if Austin writes Hawke is capable of pulling out the win. Prediction: Hawke with an upset to gain his first piece of SWF gold. HOUSE RULES MATCH SPACE BASE BRAWL SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP Insane Luchadore (SWF Hardcore Champion) v. Arch Griffon IL showed up against WC so maybe he's turning over a new leaf. We all know IL can be hardcore, so if he writes I say he retains in a hard fought contest against Muni... err... Griffon. Prediction: Insane Luchadore OPENING MATCH Manson v. "The Tigris Express" Mohammed Koran Again, is Manson showing? If so he win's if not, Koran. Not to make you feel bad, Koran, but I know you're still learning the ropes around here and Manson's older than dirt around these parts. Prediction: Manson

Got me, as it would be nearly impossible to hold a show in the Space Needle. This requires a ton of suspension of belief.

Stacy's only 25? She's been around for quite a long while, I thought she was a bit older than that.

Well, i wouldn't mind trying the X-Net Idol, but do I absolutely HAVE to do: Johnny: Blah, blah, blah! Johnny turns and looks at the camera. Johnny: More gay dialoge that looks like the script to a comic book than any kind of story. If I have to do that, I'll have to pass. I just can't get any flow that way. Not that i flow the other way, either, so I'll save someone from making the obvious joke.

Almost two years of an insane push and he's getting mid-card reactions. Batista, Benoit, Jericho and HBK all get bigger reactions than Orton. What, you got some kind of meter to measure the cheers like this is American Bandstand?

Batista will still be over if WWE continues to build him/advance him with another hot storyline. Maybe Orton/Batista if Orton beats UT at Mania or whoever wins the ladder match. I don't get where all of the "Orton isn't over" comments come from. I don't get to watch RAW very often, but I watched it tonight. When he came on camera with his backstage segement with Stacy I heard the crowd cheering. When Orton came out to the ring I heard the crowd cheering at least at the same volume that they were cheering for Jerico for his tag match. No, his reaction isn't as big as Batista, but the important thing is he IS getting a reaction wether you guys want to believe it or not. As far as I'm concerned with this Orton/Taker match at Wrestlemania, I think he should win. It would give him enough heel heat to go forward with a main event program and it would be a heel that isn't named HHH. Besides, WWE already made Orton's shirt with him beating Undertaker check marked on the back. By the way, I missed Randy's World Title run. How bad was it really? Had he stayed heel would it have turned out differently? Did WWE pull the plug on Orton too soon; in effect killing what ever heat he might have been able to build with a more credible run? Hell, they gave JBL what, 8 months now? Surely Orton was getting as good if not better reaction than JBL, right?

The old man of the fed is 21???? God, I'm getting too old.

WOOT~! Go, Judge! It's your birthday!

Say, I thought Ron Killings was TNA Heavyweight Champion once before; whatever happened to that? Also, if Jarrett has all that booking power he really shouldn't be an active competitor. It's against the booker's rule of thumb that Nash refused to follow in WCW.

Try about 40-60 for a wireless one.

To the SWF website is where it went.

Excellent as always, WC! I know where this one is going.

So how come the WWE has never signed Daniels? I remember hearing once he did some dark matches but they thought his gimmick was too controversial(sp?)? So if I may ask, what exactly is the fallen angle gimmick, other than dressed like a preacher?

When are we going to get a STORM/Lockdown/Smarkdown from JHawk's Beak????

Well, I thought the Carlito segment was rather idiotic with terrible acting in it. I might be missing something since I hardly ever get to watch Smackdown!, but from that one segment alone I have no desire to see any more CC.

Not like it would have mattered; he'd still have won in the same fashion. Unless you're saying you would have showed for that?

UPDATE: You may now create Tag Teams. Also the Current Champions list has been set with the current Tag Team Champions, Wild and Dangerous!! Is that better, WC? Next up is for me to finish the title/champion editing section that is a CC only feature, so most of you will never see it. However, I know Tom is itching to create the new SWF Title himself, so I better get it up.

I bitch because I am a bitch. Landon > Me