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That's it... for my next CW match I will do non stop spots, and have Johnny one with the wind. Actually I think a mix is good. Cruiserweight wrestling doesn't have to be all about spot, spot, spot. That was WC's charater to do such, and he did it well. Johnny is more martial arts striking with submissions, mixed with the daredevil in him that will drive him to take the spots. Even WC wore the opponent down with strikes and what not before taking to the skies. I guess that was a pointless post. Oh, well. +1.

Hey now...Johnny can fly too.

Happy Birthday, Dub Cee, the best tag team partner on the planet!! You will be sorely missed. Save a piece of cake for me, yo... That is of course if all of them candles don't drip wax all over the cake!

Your posting a news report from the Nationial Enquirer? Somebody stone this man for stupidity.

Why would USA possibly take WWE back you ask? Hows this for an answer "$$$" ?

Actually on the Vengeance deal; wasn't HHH's return pushed back because originally Trip's was suppose to interfere in the Angle/Austin/RVD triple threat, causing RVD to win the belt...but of course they pulled the plug on giving RVD the strap in favor of unifying the titles. Am I wrong?

Make that 10, unless you weren't counting Johnny.

I don't see anything, the posters aren't showing up for me.

You know, I actually wanted to go see Punisher today but because they had to have Van helsing on like 5 screens they only had 2 showings of Punisher today and at oddball ass times. I really wanted to see Punisher too and this, but I'm not so sure after all the hate.

Sunset of the Dead? Year of the Dead?

I could spike the ratings to a 6 on Smackdown by myself, that's not too hard. Hell have Big Show or somebody defeate Eddie at a PPV then the next show have Big Show defend against Rey Meysterio and have Rey actually win the strap. The spoilers will leak and everyone will tune in to see it.

I'd just like to point back to the fact that nothing HHH does doesn't have Vince's approval... So aren't you guys realistically trashing the wrong guy?

Come on, IL, calm down a bit dude.

I agree with JOTW here. First off it WON'T be HHH running WWE when Vince retires, it will be Shane McMahon. Secondly, to even think that it would be HHH or even Steph for that matter running WWE is just plain dumb. Also, I see Vince running WWE until he dies honestly.

Landon, no you didn't. I already talked with Z on that one, and I also don't wish for a 3-way on a non PPV show.

Hmm...how much does RVD weigh?

I loved it. Simple and hilarious.

Hey now, if we can get away with doing half the shit we have done in this fed, then I'm sure we could figure a way to televise this. At any rate, good promo, crowe, I liked it.

Well, call me stupid, BUT... after watching the WM 20 DVD this afternoon, I loved Undertaker's return. Kane needed to quit talking though, and the match was basic Undertaker stuff we've seen all along. He is probably not on TV because they don't have a plan for him, and had my SD tickets not got stolen out of my car I would have seen if he came out. Anywho, it is quite possible that the idea is to build UT up to a massive monster like status. Nobody can beat him, etc, and finally go out on his back giving a huge rub to whoever beats him. That would be the best thing to do here, IMHO. Oh, and Kane needs to challenge Benoit.

Having never seen the final episode of Roseanne, all the talk about it peaked my intrest in the final episode. I did some searching and here is what I got for the last Roseanne. Synopsis In this emotional finale, Roseanne and Darlene reveal to each other that both want the other to stay at the Connor house. As the whole family sits down to eat, Roseanne drifts away, turning up in her writing room, finishing her book, where she revelas the truth. The lifes we have seen are actually the lifes of the people in her book ... not real life. In real life, she is still coping with the fact that Dan died, Becky married David, and Darlene married Mark. In the end, she reveals that the whole life the audience has known, has really been a narration of her book, and the way she wants life to be. Notes The last 15 minutes of this historic broadcast are a monlogue written and delivered by Roseanne. In perhaps the most surprising and effective post-modern coup in modern television, the entire last season of the show is revealed to be the character Roseanne's fantasies as she struggles to deal with the death of Dan (who presumably did not survive his heart attack during Darlene and David's wedding). Then, pushing the envelope further, Roseanne/author and Roseanne/character reveal that the entire series has been part of the fantasy, and that the characters we have come to know are fictional composites of the "real" people in "Roseanne's" life: "Darlene" is really married to "Mark" and a pregnant "Becky" to "David," "Jackie" is gay, etc. This does not entirely make retrospective sense, but it is undeniably a powerful way for Roseanne to take back authorship of her show. In episode 8.24, there is a point where Dan opens his eyes for the first time since his heart attack. Everything from that point to the end of the series is all made up, according to Roseanne. We also find out that everything we saw between Becky and Mark actually happened between Becky and David. (Remember their little romance in episode 7.21?) And everything that happened between Darlene and David actually happened between Darlene and Mark. We also learn that Jackie was a lesbian (Remember all her men problems?). Up until Jerry was born in season eight, the baby was supposed to be a girl. However, because Roseanne wanted the series to be exactly like her life, the baby was a boy. Goofs In the early seasons of the series (example: episode 2.24), the basement is accessed through a door in the kitchen. Later on (examples: episode 6.24, episode 7.02), the basement is accessed through the service porch [which is unrealistic, since Dan built that addition onto the house himself (see episode 3.21)]. Near the end of the final episode, the basement door is back in the kitchen. Put the above goof into perspective: at the end of this episode, it's revealed that the whole series, especially the last season where the whole house got remodeled thanks to the lottery money, was just some story written by Roseanne, so it would make perfect sense for the house to revert back to the way it looked at the very beginning, since according to Roseanne, none of the changes really happened. During the beginning of the "speech", Nancy looks right into the camera when it pans to her, then she moves away. Also Dan sort of narrates the camera by pointing his finger towards Bev and Mark just before the "I lost Dan..." part. Credit: www.tvtome.com

It's still just one match though. I'll count 1 loss, just like I would count 1 win had it went the other direction.

What's to PM, your already here. Scroll up and have a look.

What's with this charater, Glennsoe, posting 50 different threads here? How about combining all your useless news of the I'll be damned into one thread or something.

Does going to the Tuesday Smackdown tapings count for that as well? However, If this is the same show that they do this Tuesday, than I will never again buy another ticket to a live event...WWE that is.

Well, I am nothing like Johnny, so theory incorrect.