Secret Agent

I wouldn't mind. Not everybody can be World Champion and nobody except Thoth can get the belt away from Flesher anyway. Maybe we could at least do a few matches with Cruiser Weight rules, if they are any different I don't know. It's just a thought, but don't ignore what you have like some real feds do.

Chapter 89 - The Big Gold Belt

The LHW title should be rename Cruiserweight Championship. Then it would be gold. I say a title is only as perstegious as the champion makes it out to be. Right now it would be more of a feat to defeat Wildchild for the Hardcore, than to beat me for the US, or Xstasy for the ICTV.

I saw it today, and I thought it was great! I think the problem with reviewers is: They are looking at it like a stand alone movie, which it isn't. Reloaded and Revolutions is one movie cut in half to make more money. Now, I don't see where everyone says it leaves more questions. What questions are those? I also tried to just enjoy it without trying to critically analyze it. Yeah, some things don't make sense, but it sure was cool. What i think: Spoiler (Highlight to Read): The last thirty seconds wasn't that bad. I see someone saying the Architect just said he'll free everyone, and saying that was a cop out. He didn't say he would free everyone. The Oracle asked "What about those that want to leave." and he replied with. "They will be freed." However... I would have much RATHERED Morpehus being the one to talk with the Architect, not the Oracle. She is just a regenade computer program, Morpheus would have been much more fitting. Neo dies? I didn't get that impression. I figured it was back into a coma. He's already shown he can be inside the Matrix without being jacked in. I think he needs to die though. He just lost his true love. He completed his mission, now let him leave to be with her. Also the "Peace" felt appropiate. Face it, Zion was about to be destroyed. They were getting their ass kicked hard! If Neo didn't ask for peace then Zion would have bit it. It also ties it up as both sides need each other. Without Neo the Machines would have been destroyed by Smith, so accepting peace was the only way for the Machines to survive as well as Zion. My thoughts on the Whole Neo/Smith deal: In the first Matrix when Neo pulled a Shang Tsung on Smith and exploded him it kind of cross linked each other. So... to make a long story short they are the Balance of each other. Two sides of the same person. So when Smith tries to take over Neo at the end of revolutions, everything is unbalanced. A "chemical reaction" if you will that just causes the Smith program to go haywire and self destruct. That's what I think, call my nuts if you want. Also. How come nobody ever said the first Matrix was a rip off of Terminator? With the (A.I.) Machines taking over the planet and enslaving the human race. A bit different but it's the same concept.

Continue? It never stopped.

Catch me after I finish my match.

Come on, WC. You should know that's all they can do. Talk the shit, but they sure can't walk the walk... or even bother trying.

You know you could login with your username from any computer, right? I mean just because you are at Thugg's house doesn't mean you can't come on as Xstacy.

What the hell? First off, I didn't write WC's commentary, nor did I tell him what Johnny should say. So how the hell could I have stuck that in a promo. You could of had Johnny say anything you wanted him to say and it would have made NO differance. Don't blame me for your lack of paying attention to anything not related to John Duran. AND... if that really ruined your flow on Storm... Whatchoo gonna do when I ruin YOU with MY flow @ Lockdown, Bitch?!!! *hits music & peoples eyebrow*

... *Sigh*...

Ok well, I'd like some comments on my match if anyone would be so kind. Since I won on a no show I have no idea if it sucked ass or not, or if it would have even won to begin with. Thanks! On to the show: Va'aiga Vs. Quiz For what it was, which was a rather short match, I thought it was still pretty good. I'm not sure what the history between Va'aiga and Quiz is so maybe thats why the sudden attack on Quiz at the beginning seemed a little odd to me. I know their was the Tag Title deal, but that was a while back. I understand where your trying to go with the Maori Badass, but I think a sudden attack like that should be reserved for a heated feud. I'd like to see him dominating, and knowing he can dominate without the sneak attack. Like just whooping your ass, and you KNOW he's coming yet their is nothing you can do about it. Grand Slam booked the match for a Number 1 contendership to the U.S. title. Which you don't even mention until the very end. other than that I like it! (Y) Skipping Bastion Vs Erek for obvious reasons... Micheal Craven v. Xero & Jay Dawg For a match that you know the opponents are going to no show, you sure didn't take it easy. Which is good, because it is still quality entertainment, and you prove once again that you can deliver with whatever your handed with. However, I am wondering about this... How much of this match was a copy/paste of aprevious match? I mean was it that hard to re-write the Funyon intro so it wasn't so obvious. I admit, when i need some extra words, I'll dig up a previous match and re work it to fit, but don't make it so obvious... geeze. Ugh... Now, I think the way to pull off the gay jokes are to make them subtle. Have Comet make a remark that YOU (and the reader) know what he's talking about, yet Bobby is oblivious to the fact. I suck at jokes so I usually stay clear of them. Thats all for me on this one... Good Job though! Xstacy & WildChild v. Justice & Rule Well... this was certianly a very cool match with a very cool post match bit. I'm not really sure what I can point out to go on and on and on about. This was really a fun little match. I like Wildchild using some mat techniques in it with the Jackknife pin. The hot tag to X was also well done, but X didn't last very long as the winning pin came just a few paragraphs down. I can'y really imagine Justice and Rule doing the Dudley table bit, but all is cool. God Damn, I never realized how much speed Johnny had. He raced down from Backstage as Ejiro got to the top rope, and made it into the ring before he could jump? I guess, I'll buy it. Not like I have a choice in the matter. I must thank you guys for putting Johnny over as well as you did in the post match beat down segment. I liked it a lot and I think it moved the story where it needs to be. Excellent match! That's all for me.

Well shit, with those sort of Word Limits you could have gave me one too.

*raises hand*

Wow! Go, IL. It's about time you took over the Main Event! I'll read the other matches in a moment. i don't think it will take long.

Intresting. I'm already wondering what it is, armour?

Nice choice of partners WC. BTW: CIA, I need your stats, please.

what the hell are you saying Mr. DUB CEE!?

The Resident Evil 2 trailer was much better than Dawn's IMHO.

TCM is brutally awesome! I've seen both, and this is actually a damn good remake. Espically from a music video director.

Las Vegas, Nevada Lost in between a sea of Casino’s, Brothels, and anything else they stick out there, sits a building known as “The Plaza”. Deep inside the fortress of what would look like an ordinary office complex to the public, is some of the Countries deepest secrets. Some of them exposed. ******* “Johnny, are you even listening?” Sydney Kassle stood before Johnny Dangerous who was seemingly lost in his own train of thought. Normally she would have expected the Secret Agent to try his latest swooning games on her to no avail, but that was not the case of this day. Today he was strangely quiet, eased back into the office sofa and staring blankly towards the wall. “I hear you.” he replied, looking up towards Sydney with a slight scowl. “You’ll just have to excuse me if I’m just a little bit pissed off about the way things have gone down in this last mission.” “You know, Mr. Dangerous, I have told you once already that charges have been pressed against Harold Hannah. Apparently he had been communicating with someone in the Macalister Women’s correctional facility, he was trying to get her paroled, but in the process pulled off some highly illegal stuff here. He bought a ticket to Spain the moment he found out this William Hearford never set up any kind of parole hearing, and luckily our agents were able to nab him the second his plane landed.” “You should have sent me to get him!” snaps Johnny, but Sydney is unmoved. “That is exactly the reason I didn’t send you. You have taken this entire mission far too personal to have any involvement with those that surround it, that’s why it was ended.” “... and what’s to become of Judge Hearford?” “Hearford is clean. Since he never set any thing up, we have nothing on him. Sorry, but there is nothing that can be done about that situation.” Judge Mental. William Hearford the fucking third. I never would have thought in a million years that old dried up bastard would pull some shit like this. Wildchild and I were so damn close to taking those titles off Justice and Rule, and just when it looked like we were going to get our chance... duty calls. The only true partner and friend I have ever had in this federation was left hanging because of it. Then he was forced to live with being falsely accused of some serious offenses. I was forced to turn my back and the main reason that kept me coming here. The fans. Sure, I HAD to be here, but it was them that made a year seem like a day. All of it, because Judge didn’t want to loose. Not to Wild and Dangerous, or me in particular. I’m not sure how much Ejiro Fasaki or even Tom Flesher plays into this. I am certain that Ejiro sat their snickering through his front buck teeth when Judge detailed this plan to him. “... and they put Wildchild through a God Damned flaming table!” “What?” said Sydney, cut off in mid-sentence by the out burst. “Once again, Mr. Dangerous, are you even listening to what I’m saying here? I am telling you the very important specifics of your new mission.” “I don’t recall accepting any new mission.” “Come on, Johnny.” she sighed heavily. Technically an agent could refuse a mission, but that was about as common as a white guy in Harlem. “Your Mission, Mr. Dangerous, should you choose...” “HELL NO, B*TCH!” shouted Johnny as he jumped from his seat. “The hell I accept anything from you!” She is stunned by the outburst, and Johnny gives no time for a reply by her. “You set me up too! You knew their was never any mission. It was all just to keep all of the agents looking active and busy during our downtime! How the hell could you even believe that their was suddenly an actual man that needed to be brought to justice by me! You all are suppose to investigate this stuff, not me! Before it ever comes into my hands, you KNOW it is to have been investigated fully! Just wait until I tell the Director about this!” “You listen here, Johnny.” she fired back. “I... I... Okay fine. I let that one slip by. I’ll make it up to you. Please, don‘t tell. I would loose my job.” “How could you ever possibly come close to making this up to me?” “Oh,” she replied as she stepped closer towards Johnny. She unbuttoned the top button of her shirt. “I think their is something you have wanted for a very long time now. Just think nobody in this building can touch me... never has.... never will... but I’ll give you all of me.” “No thanks, Sydney.” Johnny replied backing a step away from here. “I’ll tell you what you are going to do. I am going back.” “No, you can’t go back there, Johnny.” “The hell I can’t! You say I’m on a leave of absence or whatever you have to do. I want full access to my car, and any and all materials that might be needed. You get this done now! He can’t wait any longer for me to come help him!” He turns and walks towards the door, but before he exits, he spins around and utters one last comment. “Your playing my game now, Sydney. Don‘t you dare fail to follow through.” With that, the Barracuda storms out of his bosses office and right through the complex. “Penny!” he shouts towards his Information assistant, Penny Colida. “I need to know where the next SWF Show is going to be held. Get me a plane ticket there.” “What’s happening, Johnny?” she ask, somewhat surprised by his request. “I thought the SWF was enough already.” “Their is a new mission to be done,” he calls back, “this one... is personal.” *Roll End Credits As We Fade To A Scene Of 10 Oil Covered Women Dancing Around.*

you mean the Penthouse?

You act like I want to defend against Justice and Rule. You should! You've been tag champ for what two months and defended the titles, what, once? Singles Match The Boston Strangler v. Xero Strangler unless he jobs out to Xero. Singles Match Thoth v. Jay Dawg Thoth Tag Team Title Match Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule Justice and Rule... Main Event The SWF World Heavyweight Championship Singles Match Tammo

*shoots Judge*

... *AHEM* King, Johnny Dangerous has been retired remember? ;) It was on the promo Storm where he walked out of the arena, his mission complete... yet failed. Where did you get this two show deal from?

Taking a break? You just got here!