Secret Agent

What about GSMS job as Head of Talent Relations?

umm... bump? No takers?

Hey guys, What I am looking for is a sweet and stylistic banner to be displayed as a header for the Smarks Wrestling Federations website. (On the bottom of the boards, but above the OaOast. ) The color scheme should basically go along with this static template I put up for the redesign. theswf.net <--- click there for the page. What I was hoping for was sometype of border for the graphic that made it look like a titatron, so the effect would look like whatever is on there is being displayed on a TitanTron. Some snazzy little SWF lettering if possible. The dimensions are 968px width, and height whatever you make, something that fits in the same aspect. If anyone could do this I would greatly appreaciate it. Thanks a bunch!

You mean I don't get a shot?

Well, maybe Edwin will fill one of their spots when the two leave. The King/Stevens promo is very cool in my eyes. It's a little hard to expect people to be jumping off the walls about it though, until Steven's makes some kind of strike against King. Hell, Raynor hasn't even said anything yet.

NEWBIE MATCH Hybrid vs. “Suicidal” Jay Freeman Im going to have to go with Hybrid, since that's the coolest name I have seen in a while. TV TITLE CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Tommy Nguyen vs. Jay Morrison Jay Morrision! NON-TITLE MATCH English Dragon vs. Tryst If Tryst shows he can probably pull this one off. MAIN EVENT BEST FUCKING MATCH EVER SPECIAL CALVINBALL MATCH Manson vs Dominic Korgath vs Jimmy “The Demon” Liston vs Danny Conklin vs Craig McClennan vs The Apostle Holy Heck I can't wait to read this match. Lets pick Apostle.

NEW EDIT 04/26/2004 Smarks Board Name: Secret Agent Wrestlers Name: Johnny Dangerous Real Name: Johnny Dangerous Nick Name(s): The Barracuda, the Secret Agent Height: 6’1 Weight: 217 Hometown: Las Vegas, Nevada Age: 28 Face/Heel: Face with ferciousness Stable: None Ring Escort: None Weapon(s): Whatever’s handy. Looks: Johnny is a medium build white male, with stylishly jet black hair, clean shaven - very good hygiene. Since taking a leave of absence from the Secret Service, Johnny has stopped wearing his suits to the ring. Now the Barracuda dresses in a high tech style. Black slacks, black short sleeved shirt (tight fitting to accent his muscular build. Think very matrix looking, like Keanu Reeves.) Johnny usually comes to the ring with some high-tech looking shades, and a black trench coat. On occasions where Johnny needs to really bring it, big matches, etc, Johnny could wear knee-length black "Olympic-style" wrestling tights, with red, white and blue stripes within the "V" pattern on the back. He wears black knee pads and black wrestling boots, and keeps his hair slicked back. This is saved from the Wild and Dangerous tag team days. Out of the ring, is open game as long as it is expensive and dressy looking. Ring Entrance: “Johnny Dangerous!” Suddenly, the lights dim, and a sultry female voice breathes the name of the SWF’s resident super-spy. “After The Flesh” by My Life With The Thrill Kill Cult begins to thump through the crowds. Smoke fills the stage as tons of strobes cut through it and Johnny Dangerous walks out onto center stage. Feel free to add things like Johnny giving crowd members high fives or Johnny kissing a female on the cheek. Johnny heads into the ring, mounts a turnbuckle and raises his arms out to the fans. Feel free to add things like Johnny giving crowd members high fives or Johnny kissing a female on the cheek. Johnny heads into the ring, mounts a turnbuckle and raises his arms out to the fans. Stats: Strength: 4 - Although he isn’t built like an ox, he has some hellacious strength for a man of his size. Can usually get anyone up 300 pounds or under. Over that it is possible, but some serious effort would be needed. Speed: 5 - Johnny has excellent speed, and is small enough to deliver plenty of luncha style moves, escape a tight situation, or get to someone in a hurry. Vitality: 5 - A secret Agent never surrenders, never gives up! That doesn’t mean he won’t tap or anything, he is just stubborn and sometimes doesn’t know when to quit so that he can live to fight another day. He has plenty of energy and stamina. Charisma: 6 - Can talk the talk, especially when swooning ladies. Johnny is well educated, and can talk for hours, though he won’t be bringing home Oscars anytime soon. He can also get a crowd to love him, and on the flip side to hate him. Style: Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous is well trained in the finer martial arts and as such, speed is very much on his side. Being the Spy that he is; brawling, high-risk maneuvers, and aerial attacks are common ground for him. For the basics, Martial Art strikes to loosen them up, then wear downs or attacks with more “umph” to it as it goes on. Signature Moves: -Spinning Heel Kick -Scorpion Kick -Back-flip kick -Spinning Back Fist -Shotei Palmstrike -Guillotine Face Driver -Spinal Explosion (A Rolling Fireman’s Carry: Get someone into a fireman’s carry, then flip forward, impacting their back into the mat.) -Rolling Verticle Suplex (Three if he can get them off. This move WILL put someone down…. this isn’t an ego trip, but rather how it should be.) -Dangerous Driver (The attacker stands behind the victim. The attacker places both their arms under the victim's arms and locks them behind the victim's neck. The attacker lifts the victim in the air. Once they reach the apex, the attacker pushes down forward and drives the victim down face first into the mat. -Johnny Kick (Super Kick - It always precedes an Armed and Dangerous, though an Armed and Dangerous does not always follow it.) -Crucifix Armbar -The Interrogator (A Crossface hold. Used to wear down an opponent and for submissions as well.) Common Moves: -All of your basic wrestling moves that anyone would HAVE to know. Hip-tosses, basic takedowns, all that good stuff. -Any Martial Art’s kick -Any Martial Art’s chop -Punches/Kicks/Elbows/Chops (Not very often for chops, mostly when chopped first.) -Enzuigiri (Back Brain Kick) -Uranage -Standing or running leg drops and elbow drops -Neck Breaker (Rear and swinging) -Dropkick/Missile Dropkick/Springboard Dropkick -DDT (Various kinds) -Double Axe Handle Smash -Bulldogs -Body Press/Body Scissor -Chinlocks -Facelocks -Leglocks -Armbars -Arm Wringer Irish Whips into: •Clothesline •Elbow Smashes •Drop Kicks •Body presses Suplex’s: •Belly-to-Belly •Back-to-belly •German – Can also end on a bridge, and on occasion, can be turned into rolling German’s •Verticle •Exploder From the turnbuckles: •Elbow drops •Leg drops •Fist drops •Stomps Rare Moves: -Wild Ride (A Vertebreaker – When a tremendous hit is needed to get a pin…BIG money matches/Feud Matches) -Shooting Johnny Press (A regular Shooting Star Press/Mexican Pride Press.) -Armed and Dangerous (Running Fist Drop. Johnny darts for the ropes while the opponent lies face up on the mat. He bounces back and flips in the air, coming down fist first on their chest or face. *NOTE* Johnny usualy sets up this move with a Johnny Kick A.K.A. - A Super Kick. This move is more of a crowd popper than anything. The Johnny Kick is what will do you in, this is just humiliation.) -The Cover Up (Diamond Dust. Johnny gets his opponent in a inverted DDT, sits on the top rope, somersaults over the opponent, and pulls them down with a Diamond Cutter. If you don’t know what a diamond cutter is, here you go. The attacker applies 3/4 face lock …basically, the victim's head on the attacker's shoulder with the attacker forming a headlock around the top of their head as the attacker has their back to the victim… and drops down to the mat, flat on your back, impacting the victim's chin into the attacker's shoulder.) Finishers: Primary: The MI SLAM (Same as an Angle/Olympic Slam/Fallaway Slam - Can be done to anyone of any size, due to it be more of a momentum move and not actually requiring lifting anyone for more than a second.) Secondary/Submission finisher: The Barracuda (Over the Shoulder Half Crab. Can be used as a finishing submission but mainly used to wear down an opponent. If the opponent is too resilient Johnny can turn this into an Over-the-shoulder full crab…Think a Boston Crab but you reverse the attacker’s position.) Aerial Finisher: Death From Above (Moonsault double stomp. Moonsault from the turnbuckle, only Johnny lands feet first into someone’s chest, and lands with finesse.) Notes: coming soon. Bio: Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous is a real life spy (Like James Bond M7 type of spy), who has been sent on a top secret mission to infiltrate the Smarks Wrestling Federation, under the guise of a wrestler with a spy gimmick named none other than Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous. According to the “Agency’s” reports someone lurking in the SWF is behind some seriously huge criminal activities and Johnny must uncover the plot, and put a stop to it or die trying! With the Agency’s political power backing it, getting Johnny Dangerous a SWF tryout was not a problem, Johnny’s natural charm, and charisma made him a shoe in for a future star in the SWF, and as such Johnny was signed to a contract almost instantly, putting the mission into effect. Unfortunately for Johnny, learning the art of wrestling has not been an easy road. At first he relied on his brawling that gave him many victories over some of the most notorious scum on the planet. However, those notorious villains were never trained wrestlers, and Johnny soon found out that these wrestlers could beat a brawler in no time. Since then Johnny has seemingly picked up a lot of wrestling maneuvers from someone and started working his way up the roster like what was originally planned, grabbing the SJL World Championship in the process. With the fans backing and believing in this new star, Johnny is quickly rising to new heights of popularity. Will it be enough to get him where he needs to go in order to complete his real task? Only time can tell, and the clock is slowly ticking away… That was then. Currently, something has happened to Johnny Dangerous! Immediately following 13th Hour, Johnny Dangerous seemingly turned his back on his partner, and disappeared without a trace. At Ground Zero, Johnny returned to the SWF with a serious grudge. His prime target looks to be his former partner and friend, the Wildchild, for reasons unknown. Then the accusations came. Wildchild was fingered as the man Johnny so desperately seeked to uncover in the SWF. His partner, his friend, the man he must bring to justice! After six weeks of terrorizing events everything came to ahead at Genesis 4. There Johnny Dangerous took on The Wildchild in a brutal match for the Hardcore title in which Wildchild managed to overcome all odds and become victorious, as well as winning his freedom from prosecution. Moments after Genesis 4 ended, Johnny discovered that there had been a set up. A man that worked in the same bureau as Johnny had made a deal with Judge Mental - William Hearford III to use his connections to have his girlfriend paroled from prision in exchange for destroying Wild & Dangerous by making Wildchild the man Johnny was after. Now Johnny has put him self on a leave of absence from the Secret Service in order to take on a personal mission against Justice and Rule for destroying him, and his partnership with Wildchild. Blah, Blah, two time tag champ, etc.

The show seems good from what I have read so far. There is way too much to read tonight, but I plan to finish in the morning and comment a plenty. I'm not sure why your so upset about it, King. Aside from the no shows, the matches I have read so far are really good.

Don't bump my thread at all, King.

Reserved spot for one I redo some stats!

Consider it done. Just for you though, Frost, let's make it a Window Pane Match. EDIT: I just realized that i totally don't even know what the Window PAIN thing you stick them through even looks like, so how about a Ultimate Fight?

Sean Atlas vs. Beezel - Double Bet 1) Winner no bet 2) Who is the under the mask of the loser? 100 on Chris Raynor! Frost Vs Flesher 400 on Tom Flesher

Only if I can change the channel after that match, WC.

Beezel = Chris Raynor

I sent in my request forever ago Pete.

Umm... Johnny should been on the inactive from wrestling list for right now. I need to do so promo work without a match as I beeped up the tag thing that I wasn't expecting to take place until Smarkdown. Sorry all...

Thats OK, because I got distracted from finishing my promo by Beer and other goodies. Now I can finish my suicide promo.

Aww, shucks... thanks guys. I also just noticed It's that other loon "Brimstone" birthday too... whoever you are.

Well I want to have a promo in this. Not sure if I want the opening slot but right after the first match would be nice.

Well... I could use a good top banner for the website. Something new and fresh, nothing old.

That match was rather bleh from my end. I'm surprised people liked it as much as they did just because of my not quite up to par finish. The transistions thing is mine. Knowing a head of time this was going to be a default win, I didn't really put much effort into it. So thats why the Dragon Suplex spot came off rather stupidly. Thanks for the comments though. As for the rest of the show I read every match, and afterwards I was able to sit back and actually feel satisfied from reading a well rounded show. I don't really feel like I have any right to comment match by match as I really haven't been all that sucessful. Great job by everyone though.

W&D also have a shot from beating you and LDP, Frost. It's a wacky place anymore!

No, WC... I was just trying to fathom how we could not possibly be #1 contenders. I also read this before I read the show. Besides since we beat Neilsen, we should get to face off against this Suicide King as a replacement. Neilsen is obviously not here.

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Now post Raynor's tryout match, Mark! *Is dying to worship Chris Raynor even more*