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  1. Secret Agent

    SJL Metal Card - January 14, 2003

    LDP = Vince Russo. Anyway good card. I call opening promo and the one after that. Take that Fasaki!
  2. Secret Agent

    Hi Everybody. Been Awhile...

    Now, I'm sorry for not saying hi to you. How terribly awful of me. Hello whoever you are! I'm Dangerous... Johnny Dangerous. You might remember me from the sweet little group called Red Storm Rising when i was Brimstone. Anyway's... Hi!
  3. Secret Agent

    SJL Crimson Card, January 9th!

    A show without Johnny Dangerous. Guess I'll have to fix that then... I call opening promo! Edit: Opps... Sorry Ejiro i didn't realize what you were calling there. I guess i call insert somewhere into the show promo than.
  4. Secret Agent

    PROMO: The Luvin' Spoonful

    Brilliant, Z! Reminds me of some past promos which = sweet ass promo!
  5. Secret Agent

    Hi Everybody. Been Awhile...

    Woah! Flik! Just thought i would say hey to an old running buddy!
  6. Secret Agent

    Huge, HUGE News from SD

    I thought he stopped Tombstoning folks because the WWE outlawed piledrivers. Maybe we can get a return of the Kane that kicked ass as well to go along with the Deadman.
  7. Secret Agent

    Interview With The Hurricane

    as best to my knowledge his name was orginally Bone Saw McGraw. If it wasn't... Crusher Hogan might confuse some dolts with Hulk Hogan.
  8. I could see Angle walking out of WM with the title. Triple H did it in 2000 and everyone was betting on a Rock victory then.
  9. Secret Agent

    Did WCW ruin the InVasion Angle?

    What was I the only one who thought the Main Event finish for InVasion was awesome? Plus RVD/Jeff Hardy put out the goods.
  10. Secret Agent

    Johnny's Pain

    Hey, Well this is basically for anyone who ever prays at all or anything like that. The past three days have been total hell on earth, and has really made me realize just how precious life itself really can be. One of my dearest closest friends recently took a turn for the worse and attempted suicide by stabbing herself in the chest. That was Friday, and now Sunday she is in a Intensive Care Unit at a local Trauma Center after going through an open chest surgery to repair her. She is stable but still listed as critical. Needless to say me and her mother and her grandmother have been trying despertaly to let her know how much we love her, so that she will fight for herself. She's really an angel already, there is no need for her to go somewhere else to be one. I just hope we can get her to realize that. Also i didn't write a match... It was the last thing on my mind. I'm coming her to ask that all those who pray, please pray for her. Her name is Cindy if you need to know. I think the best Christmas present i could think of now, is to know that she will be ok. I'm rambling, sorry... Thanks for your time, -Johnny
  11. Well i wrote this one up rather late, and i don't feel like editing it for grammer and spelling and what not. I don't think it's that bad as far as all that goes. Comments if you please, im not sure any of this makes any sense at all. _________________________________ Cedar Rapids, Iowa 8:05 P.M. December 16, 2002 On the third floor of the Cedar Rapids Community Hospital, business is usual. Nurse Betty is on her hourly run of administering medication and taking vital statistics, tending to those that need her. Those that need her… Nobody ever realizes that they need her until it is a dire emergency, and even then she is taken for granted. Just like at home. Home is where the heart is, or in her case… heartache. ******************** She was one of the most beautiful girls in her high school. “There goes the girl with the mot beautiful smile!” they would say as she strolled by. Popularity soon grew stale as the need to feel loved soon over came, and when she found that ‘love’, she gave him her most precious gift. Pregnant at seventeen, she was a shame to her parents. “You will have an abortion” they commanded but she firmly disagreed. They told her to leave, and so she did. She ran to where she was loved, with tears in her eyes. Soon thereafter she was married… Married at seventeen. Love, happiness… it was all there. Or was it? Was it ever there? The love of the bottle and a good line of coke, quickly pushed her aside and the child inside. Clean. “This isn’t good enough! Your lazy, you witch!” Slap! Cook. “This taste like poison, your trying to kill me! Try to kill me, I’ll show you, you Bitch!” Slap! Please me after I treated you like total white trash. “Get on your knees, and when you get done, go draw me a bath! Then go stand outside and sell that ass, and don’t you dare come back until you got enough cash!” “You whore!” he screamed when his drug money came home. Slap her and beat her until she was with child no more. His girlfriends were many, and he would bring them home. “Lick her, I said!” as he held a gun to her head. Straight as an arrow, but do it or die, you tell me which path that you would choose. Home… ******************** “Let’s see… room two zero four, a Mr. Johnny Dangerous.” She lets out a soft smile, knowing that a visit into this room is definitely a treat. In times past, many of her patients have tried to swoon her to no avail, but there is just something about this one. Something about the way her legs quiver when he smiles at her, and ask if she’s an angle. He doesn’t stare at her breast like everyone else, instead he locks his eyes with hers and when he does it brings tears to her eyes. “Leave him.” He told her, “But he’ll kill me,” she replied. Could there be such thing as a man who looks past my beauty, and looks deep within? “Whew!” Just thinking about it makes her tingle as she holds her hand to her forehead, and lets out a breath. “Keep it together girl.” She tells herself while straightening her posture. One last deep breath, which is slowly exhaled before she gently raps her knuckles against the door. “Knock! Knock!” She says it as sexily as she can without sounding to overly desperate, while pushing the door open. “How’s your jaw, Mr. Dangerous?” charmingly she ask. “No reply?” he’s asleep, so soon? “But my day needs his charm, it’s what makes me last. For when I get home it’s a fist and his d*ck, thrown into my face.” The sheets cover him completely, nothing can be seen not even his head. Slowly she reaches out with a smile on her face, grabs onto the covers and pulls them down. She gasp in horror, putting her hand to her mouth. “He’s gone!” all that’s left is some pillows in a suit, topped with a wig and a bad one at that. And a note? A note… “Fear not, Nurse. For I will be back.” “Dangerous, Johnny – Agent of Love!” ******************** High above the hospital flying in the sky, Johnny Dangerous sits on a plane. Fueled by his revenge. Sitting in a hospital, a nurse reminded him that vengeance is needed, not just for him but for all that have believed. If they agency found out the title was lost, they would surely say no more and the mission would be lost. Be-Be-Ba –Ba-Beep-Beep! My phone, there is only one person with this number, the devil himself… in a female form. “Johnny Dangerous!” The voice of Sydney Kassle crackles over the phone. “What are you doing? You are under strict doctor’s orders to rest, your jaw was nearly shattered! Why have you left the hospital?” “I’m fine really, a few stitches was all. I’m so close now the mission is coming close to complete. Besides, I don’t need to stay there… I have a job to do.” “No, Mr. Dangerous… You don’t! This mission is getting out of control, it is time to pull you out! I will not jeopardize my agents when I do not have to.” “Jeopardize? I’m never in jeopardy it’s an act, remember.” “I don’t think so, I can not sit her and watch one of our top agents receive a beating with a pair of bolt cutters to satisfy the need for ratings. This is far from unreal, Mr. Dangerous. I will arrange for a total agency siege of this organization. We will find out the threat involved, even if we reveal ourselves in the process.” “No… I need more time, Sydney. As your best agent, take my advice. There is some stuff going on that only an agent in disguise can get to the bottom of. People like the Suicide King, Tom Flesher, hell even Craven would never tell what they knew, if they know anything at all. This needs me, and you can not cancel this mission, it is to important!” “Is it really, Mr. Dangerous?” she quizzes, “Or is there a score to settle, and you can’t back away and accept defeat?” “I do not give up, Sydney! NEVER! I will die in the field if I have to, but I will not leave any mission until it is complete!” “You will abort this mission, Mr. Dangerous, We will begin to formulate a siege of their operations as soon as you return. I need agent confirmation of an abort, before we can move on.” Abort? Who would of thought it would have turned out this way? For a moment I was on top of the world, and to tell you the truth… it felt good. It honestly did. Everything had finally fell into place. The fans where there and the respect was mine. I even gained some friends, and some enemies to boot. Now I am being ordered to fail, to quit and abort. I can not refuse orders, I have worked to hard to gain all the respect from my employer. Failure… I have failed, I have been forced to quit. The words of a spy, one of the greatest I have known, floods back to memory. The conversation we had… ******************** “I have never failed a mission. I do not leave until it is complete.” “It happens to all of us, Johnny. It is destiny… a destiny that nobody can escape, not even you. Sure you may go years without ever sweating a single bead. Then it hit’s you… The one mission that you can’t complete.” “I’m not like you old man. There is nothing I can’t handle, and you will never hear abort mission from my lips.” “Funny, I said those exact words to my mentor when I finally came into my own right. I was like you, Johnny. For fifteen years I successfully completed mission after mission. Then it hit me, and it hit me hard. I had never in my life been so beaten, and so filled with defeat.” “Defeat serves no purpose with me, and I will never except it.” It will always burn in the back of your mind, but it will be the driving force to make sure you never fail again. But in order to have that force you must fail once. It is the curse of the spy.” ******************** “This is how it ends…” “He was right.” ******************** “I’m not like you old man. There is nothing I can’t handle, and you will never hear abort mission from my lips.” ******************** “Mr. Dangerous! I need Agent conformation!” Sydney’s commanding voice echo’s forth. In a matter of seconds everything will be lost. Just when they were really beginning to love me…. I was Johnny “The Barracuda” Dangerous… Heavyweight Champion of the World. Was… “Fine… Agent 317, with mission status confirmation… Mission…” **************************************** THUNK! “Oof!” Johnny immediately doubles over, grabbing onto his stomach when the bolt cutters make a ferocious connection with his so called chiseled abs! ******************** With Johnny gasping for air like a near drowning victim and dropped to his knees, he makes himself out to be a pretty damn good target as the Musician raises the bolt cutters high over his head. His face flashes an oh so evil smile that would send the Devil himself packing, just before he lets out a loud grunt, swinging down with the bolt cutters over Dangerous’ back! WHUNK! ******************** Johnny tries to push on still, daring to challenge the pain and begins to once again try and stand to his feet with one hand rubbing the small of his back. “Mission failed, Dangerous!” snarls Fugue as he draws back on his weapon once again and swings it like a golf club for the Barracuda’s jaw! WHHHAAACCCKKKK!!!! ******************** The crowds share the appalled state of mind Axis is in. Lobbing anything not bolted down towards the ring. Paper cups, balled up popcorn bags, Dipping Dots containers, and even a few shoes. But as this show comes to a screeching halt, there is one man who insanely laughs at the crowd’s despair, and at the lifeless body sprawled on the mat. The man who has managed to rip the very soul out of Johnny Dangerous and grind it into the mat to claim his prize. The very prize that the referee slips into his hand, while grabbing his other arm and raising it in victory, the SJL World Heavyweight Championship Belt! **************************************** “A… “ **************************************** there is one man who insanely laughs at the crowd’s despair, and at the lifeless body sprawled on the mat. The man who has managed to rip the very soul out of Johnny Dangerous and grind it into the mat to claim his prize. **************************************** “Fugue…” “What?” Sydney questions. “Fugue is not in this equation, Mr. Dangerous. I need to receive agent conformation of a mission abort!” Fugue… The one who took me for everything I had. The one who left me there to die. The one who laughed while I lied there in a pool of my own blood. “You are not to continue with this mission, Mr. Dangerous! That is an order!” “You will never hear abort mission from my lips.” “Johnny Dangerous, do you hear me! I said…” “I SAID… NEVER!!” *CLICK* “Bonjour Monsieur, Everything ok?” the voice of a flight attendant rings out, leaning over with a casual smile. “Yes,” Johnny responds, “I’m ok, I’m just a little tense.” “I’m so sorry ta hear that. First time flying, oui?” “No,” he shakes his head as he looks up into her eyes, “I’m on my way to a funeral.” “Ah, pauvre bébé, was it somebody close?” she ask placing a hand on his shoulder, trying to show sympathy for his loss. “How did they die, if I may be so bold as to ask?” “Nobody close, and there not dead yet.” “Oh?” she looks rather surprised, “How do you know this person is going to die then?” Johnny looks at her with a raised brow. He fails to respond, opting instead to let her mind wander until it’s ran it’s course. “You know we land in an hour. You look like you could use a friend, and possibly a drink.” She replies with a wink, and he knows what she wants. “Ce serait mon chéri de plaisir.” He says, causing her to smile for knowing her tongue. “Everyone needs a friend. Then afterwards it’s Metal, Fugue. The beginning of the end, and I shall have my revenge.” “C'est l'extrémité, l'extrémité mon ami”
  12. Secret Agent

    SJL Wrath Card (12/22)

    And i just thought about it... How am i supose to go hardcore on my fellow Alliance mates? That just ain't right.
  13. Secret Agent

    PROMO: "Face to Face."

    Wow, this was pretty slick, S. If this is any indication of how good the actual match will be than i think we will be in for one hell of a doozy. MOTM quite possibly! This added tension should serve as a driving force to make the match all the better and far bloodier. One could only hope anyways.
  14. Secret Agent

    SJL Wrath Card (12/22)

    I agree with Ejiro. Some of us do try and put out what we can to work towards our respective feuds and what not. I think a nice brutal PPV stylez match between me and Fugue would do wonders, same for Wildchild and Ejiro. ::Looks through his contract for a rematch clause::
  15. Secret Agent

    An Open Letter to Tom Flesher

    LOL! This letter is just to funny. Fugue doing M7 impersonations... Anyway's this was pretty cool, and it adds a bit of a rift between the two players for the world title match. I can't wait to see it.
  16. Secret Agent

    The SWF... The end is enough

    PM me... I'm always open for suggestions.
  17. Secret Agent

    The SWF... The end is enough

    Well thanks for the comments, guys. It looks like several people read it judging by the hits so its not a total loss. Tom: I wish i could use someone in the WF to do it with, although getting anyone that makes sense would be a hard grab.
  18. Secret Agent

    Donation Status

    I'm just posting a reminder to myself to send Thoth some grip when i get my check. As i already promised, so if i break it i don't get to breathe anymore.
  19. I also second "The SWF Holds Santa Down!" If the one from last year isn't chosen. Then March can be "BoilerMakers and Blarney Stones"
  20. I want to see the return of "No Sells Christmas", with the theme being the Trans Siberian Orchestra 's Rocking "Carol of the Bells" That = buy rates.
  21. Secret Agent

    Crimson Losers...

    fatal 3 way? 2/3 falls 3 way... you know. The one you told me i wouldn't get to see RVD in? So since you won't allow me to see HHH vs HBK vs RVD in a initial war, 2/3 falls match, i call this. Ejiro Fasaki! "EF" Johnny Dangerous! "JTBD" Fugue! "F... uhh U, yeah that'll do." Three Way 2/3 Falls match. I'll get to see it or read it one!
  22. Secret Agent

    Best of SWF: The Music

    Take A Look Around" (Mission Impossible II Theme)-Instrumental Limp Bizkit - Johnny Dangerous Testify Rage Against The Machine - Judge Mental Sellout Biohazard - Ejiro Fasaki The Everlasting Gaze Smashing Pumpkins - The Wildchild Toccata and Fugue in D minor Bach(But since he seems to be caught under the weather with a slight case of death, done by a Symphony) - Fugue
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    Crimson Losers...

    Hey Ejiro, now we both have something in common! We lost titles on the same show! Anyways, i really don't know. Janus match was pretty good and all but so was yours. I'm at a loss trying to decide which one i liked better. This is still good though. I honestly feel like it was time for you to pass the second tier title down so you could go for the World. Nothing's stoping you now, Ejiro.
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    Wrath comments

    C4, C4, C4 where have we seen you before? I think this newbie really just explodes off my screen. Good action, but like Ejiro said that spot with MVS just turning around for no good reason seemed a little off. other than that bang up job there. Janus you continue to impress. I rather enjoyed this little ditty, even if you Sold yourself a tad bit to much. But hey it's your match, and you won. Once again i'll have to steal from Ejiro's comments, about making everyone have their little moment. I agree with that. No matter how small, you should give them all something half way decent. I would also have thought the others would do a bit better at trying to gang up to subdue the towering Janus... Guess not. Wildchild is Wildchild. Give him the oppertunity to beat you senseless with weapons and well... He will. I always love reading your matches, as they have a bit of the descriptive element that i like to have in my own matches. I hope you don't have to go for any long periods of time. I think we all enjoy you being here, i know i do. Damn you Ejiro... Coming up with a credible counter to my credible counter to the Harmony. Let's see if i can counter that. I loved the bit of Axis trying to root for Johnny saying, "Come on you've got out of it before." then watching Johnny as he once again tries to overcome what was once a finisher you did not get out of. The action was well paced, and i must give my thanks for the Wildchild and Dace Night save, as you did that very well. Geeze you know what... here I don't deserve this. ::Hands Ejiro the World Title:: Just kidding, you can't have it that easy. However your already a World Champion in my opinon with this match. That's all for me, I'm off to put the top on this killer match between me and Fugue!
  25. Secret Agent

    Did WWE give up on Armageddon?

    Since when do we want to make it easy for HHH to win his title back?
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