Secret Agent

I wonder if anyone would be intrested to see how bad of a job i did on the Fury match?

Why can't we ever play the MGM Grand? We been on the east side of the US for quite some time now. Also on a side note: I call opening promo!!! I don't know why i did though, I never see anyone else call them anymore. But oh well time to rejuvinate something.

EUROPEAN TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP TRIPLE THREAT Jack the Ripper vs. Ejiro Fasaki vs. Johnny Dangerous Ahh, Ejiro. We meet again I see, and to top that off we through Jack into the cocktail mix just to add a little bit of torment to it. Well i try to never be an egotistical bastard and predict my own matches, so i won't start now. SINGLES MATCH Christian Fury vs. Logan Fury, Fury, Fury what will we ever do to you. You come back setting the world on fire. I truly didn't expect that great of a showing your fist time back in a while but judging by the out come i under estimated you. So as not to repeat the same mistake, Fury to take this. EUROPEAN TITLE MATCH Pub Crawl Match Tim Dillon vs. Wildchild Ermm...Just so we aren't playing hot potatoe with the European title anymore, Dillon to retain. Although Wildchild is more than capable of taking this one. WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP SINGLES MATCH Matt Myers vs. Kamikaze Matt, nuff said. MAIN EVENT World Title Inferno Match!!!!! Judge Mental vs. Mike Van Siclen Judge, just because he's saving that first loss for me.

No. Spike Dudley with a bad hairdo.

Do they share they same nose?

I read the show Tom, but it just semmed to be so lacking. 3 matches and 2 promos. All but the last match were incredibly short. Surley the Wf has more people to book than a 4 match show. Hmm o well, i await Storm.

Well looky here, Strangler no more, we shall have to call you the Boston Mod for now on.

Well age wise i'd be more apt to say Hogan or Nash. Hogan also got the title quicker than Brock. He got hired back in Feburary and got the title in what late April?

IRS? Who the heck is that? Sorry, but outside of wwf and the bigger names of other feds i have no idea. I picture Johnny Dangerous like Johnny "The Barracuda" from the comic series Danger Girl, since thats what i based his looks and persona after. Ejiro Fasaki = Tajiri Tod deKindes = X-Pac

Bah @ credit cards. I don't trust myself with them. If people can't take good old money orders than i guess i can't pay them. If i had a credit card or if they accepted payments of Money Orders i would gladly foot the twenty myself. That's like chump change for my non college going self.

Mark, That looks awesome! I just have one question though. Are you planning on putting any info on the front page? Like a brief bit of information on what the SWF is, etc? Other than that nice work!

APACHE?!?!?!?! Thugg use Microsoft Personal Webserver, it is a lot more stable for pearl.

Well after reading the whole show i must say it was one fine effort. Minus the Kamikaze and MVS double no show. Why are you guys no showing a #1 contenders match for the World title anyways? Ehh, Congrats to the winners and to those who showed. Particulary you Dillon, that was a sweet match you wrote there. Judge also writes an entertaining piece as usual. *Goes to get his tables ready*

Ditto that. This new charater Logan has far more room to grow, and i anticipate the next chapter in his escapades(SP?) Anyway, great job Taft. I hope to see more cool shit like this in the future from ya.

5 MINUTE MATCH Logan vs. Ejiro Fasaki Logan can win this if he puts in the effort that he has and shows, but Ejiro can also win this. Ejiro is a great writer and i really feel once he gets in his niche he will take this fed by storm. -Ejiro Fasaki to win SINGLES MATCH Manson vs. Wildchild Well this is a hard one for me to call simply because both deserve a win. I haven't seen anything from Manson as of late so I'll go with... -Wildchild TABLES MATCH Christian Fury vs. Johnny Dangerous If Judge is nervous about this match while not even being in it, than i better be shaking in my boots. I know what Fury is capable as i have faced him before and sadly lost a belt to the man. Fury needs this win to come in win a bang but i can't just hand it to him. Johnny is pulling no punches this time around, so a hard fought battle it shall be. SINGLES MATCH Spike Jenkins vs. Jack The Ripper If Spike shows and puts in as much effort as he did for the world title match he can take it. However Jack has been all about upsets latley so he could very well take this one too. Im undecided. WORLD TITLE #1 CONTENDERSHIP MATCH Kamikaze v. Mike Van Siclen Kaze if he shows. If not MVS if he shows MAIN EVENT TRIPLE THREAT MATCH Judge Mental vs. Tim Dillon vs. Matt Myers Will one of these two men be able to finally put an end to this manicial streak of Judge's? I'm not expecting Judge to slow down as every new match he writes seems to get better and better so this will be an epic i'm sure of. Judge for the retainer!

Just remark it. If he beats mine than he can take it. I feel no acomplishment in beating someone on this kind of fault anyways.

It all depends on stip matches. I myself prefer them for biger matches. Ones where you have feuds involved, or title matches. All in all they can be fun as long as it is not the same guys involved in the stip matches constantly, and different kinds of stips like ones you threw at me in times past. Like the throw in the towel match. Fun to do and not something you see very often. Luberjack matches, first blood matches, etc. You guys use cages and HIAC's way too often compared to the other stips, so i would suggest some of the rarer ones. Anyways nice card crusen, it looks like a jam packed show. Oh, and Z owes me twenty bucks.

Why not a Vince Swerve? You know like the NwO. Just say his merchandise wasn't moving fast enough so he's outta here! Either that or have Leon involved in a BITTAH contract dispute over his Genesis take home pay. Oh and Leon. Don't stay away too long man, you were starting to get somewhere. We shall miss you, espically Spike now that nobody else is whoring out their T-shirts.

Me too! I mean write that is. I guess I'll start on the next one while i have a free moment.

Thanks, I appreaciate it.

Ok hold up the milk truck for a second. That doesn't really seem fair to me that Ejiro, Wildchild, and myself be forced to have our matches completed two days earlier than everyone else, just because you can't mark on the due date. I just now saw this and i am only 1500 words into it. Could it be possible that someone else who is avaliable on Sunday mark the matches instead? It would make it easier for myself to get this completed and have a decent effort. Otherwise i'm not sure i can finish it the way i had planned. Thanks.

I know how to do websites and such. And Goodear/Ejiro Fasaki writes for the blasted site. Why not ask him to give us a little homage in his next article?

Lets see here now. If i continue to no sell i shall be placed in a world title match. Even if it does include midgets, bras, and panties there is still an upside to that. ::Johnny Dangerous ponders another no sell::

Angle for sure. Why are people even saying Austin? Is he coming back and i'm just behind on the news? I think the Rumble would be for the WWE Championship, as that is the real title anyways.

::Johnny No Sell's Judge's no Sell of Johnny's fist:: Oh don't worry Johnny Dangerous will be ready, so don't get too excited now.