Damn you picked my idea, but I didn't think of the ball gags.
I'd bang that Lizzie McGwire chick or Amanda Bynes.
Then I'd do a girl I know who's husband is a total jackass and she deserves better.
But wait.........if I had sex with someone they would know about it and the whole thing about this is "no one would find out"
Maybe they'd forget it after it happened.