King Cucaracha

COLE Alright, tag team action on the way here on HeldDOWN~! As usually happens when new Tag Team Champions are crowned, the competition in the tag division hots up as everyone looks to stake a case for number one contendership. Case in point, tonight we have two teams who've been out of the loop recently, looking to resurrect their fortunes in the division. Biff Atlas put up a brave fight against the 24/7 Champion Landon Maddix before AngleSlam and won over a lot of fans in the process it seems. Tonight, he's back to tag action with partner Flex Phillips as NRG take on the former World Tag Team Champions, The Sk8ter Boiz, who have virtually dropped off the face of the earth in recent months. Word is, they had a bit of a torrid time over in Japan with HI-YAH and decided to take some time off to regroup in Laguna Beach. COACH A few months ago, these four were trying to find the 24/7 Title in Krista Isadora Duncan's backyard. But it won't be as easy as all that tonight. Tonight it's back to wrestling. COLE Who'd'a thunk it. As the beats and rhymes of Sean Paul's "Temperature" encapture the crowd's inner groove, the stage is bathed in yellow light and out through the entrance doors rush a troupe of camoflaged dancers. Of course, being dancers, they proceed to dance. Two green pyro rockets fire through the air and luckily Orlando was last week, so the roof doesn't set on fire. But the loins of everyone red-blooded female in the arena do, as The Marv and Hell Mel make their way out, with a big high-five and a moment to check out the female dancers. COLE As The Sk8ter Boiz make their way to the ring, let's hear what they had to say earlier tonight. Mel and Marv continue to make their way down the aisle as in the top right corner of the screen, old school style, The Boiz appear with a HD~! interview backdrop behind them. *** MEL So tonight, we're back on HeldDOWN~! and we're wrestling NRG. NRG are big, they're bad and they're buff. But I'm not worried. Why you ask? Because I trained [i]three[/i] times this week! MARV No you didn't. MEL (awkward laughter) Marv... I know you're my twin brother and all... but I think I know how many times I trained. And I'm telling you I trained [i]threeee[/i] times this week! MARV No way dude, you can't have. Because, remember, you went to see the Dolphins game? And then we went and we swam with the dolphins. But then they got pissed and called security, so we went to Sea World? Remember? Huh? MEL (more awkward laughter) I don't know what you're talking about. I trained... count the fingers, one, two... [b][i]THREE[/b][/i] times this week! And there's no way we can lose when I train three times. MARV ... sure... okay bro, three times. NRG, one question, are you adequately prepared to RAWK!? *** BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, originally hailing from Edmonton, now residing in Laguna Beach, California... at a total combined weight of three hundred and seventy pounds... THE MARV and HELL MEL... TTHHHEEEE SSSSKK88888TTEEEEERRRRR BBOOOOOIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Now in the ring, The Sk8ter Boiz salute the crowd and Mel shows off his three days workout GUNZ~! COACH Wow! Mel is JAKKED~! As The Boiz warm up in the ring, "Adrenaline" by Gavin Rossdale hits and the now vacated stage is... cated (?) by their opponents. Their opponents who get a MONSTER reaction, as Flex Phillips is followed out through the doors by Biff Atlas, reeling in shock as the crowd roar their approval. A stylish cut to the crowd shows that there are dozens of pro-Biff signs and banners in the crowd, as well as one pair of shirtless females, rocking the letters 'B I F F' on their...well, you get it. COLE Wow! Would you listen to this? This crowd is going WILD for Biff Atlas! COACH I don't get it. COLE Well Coach, it's a bit of a strange phenomena. But everyone loves the underdog and Biff's one of the most natural underdogs going. With that in mind, let's hear NRG's pre-recorded comments. *** FLEX Sk8ter Boiz... haha, it's been a while punks. Don't think we've forgotten Boiz, about how you conspired to give our NRG brand products a bad name with your pale, nerdy wannabeeing. Sales of our Mango and Melon Muscle Mush have only just recovered from being associated with you scrawny chicken necked nobodies! And where did it get ya, huh? Nowhere! Krista's gone, you're still glorified shrimp toast and you're going nowhere fast. Proof positive that you just don't have the Flex Appeal that we have. HIGH-FIVE~! WHIP-TOOSH~! BIFF That's right Flex, that's frikkin' right! And we're on a roll. After last week, I've been getting fanmail, chicks have been hanging off my pythons in the gym. NRG brand tubesock sails are up 18%. 18! The Biff is getting his popularity on. Nerdleys, give it up. The team to be is obviously N... R... G! Biff Pose: Babyface. Biff cracks a cheesy smile as Flex flexes the gunz in the background. *** The top right corner is cleared and we're back to full live action, as Biff is being mobbed by some fans at the end of the rampway. BUFFER And introducing their opponents. At a total combined weight of five hundred, fifteen pounds... BIFF ATLAS and FLEX PHILLIPS... NUTRITION'S REAL GURUS, N... R... G!!!!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Biff manages to pull himself away from the fans and marches around ringside, tagging some hands before entering the ring. Already in the ring, Flex motions to his partner to calm down, as across the ring The Boiz engage in a game of rock, paper, scissors. Unfortunately, they both come up rock. Or, should that be RAWK~!? COACH HA! They can't even win at rock, paper, scissors. Against each other no less! Eventually The Boiz decide that The Marv will start, while Flex steps in for NRG. *DINGDINGDING!* Marv sizes Flex up and tells his twin brother that he's 'got this', daring Flex to initiate a greco-roman knucklelock. Laughing the suggestion off, Flex reminds Marv of just who the hell he is, with a DOUBLE BICEP POSE~! that would make Tony Brannigan quiver. COLE There we go, big size disadvantage from the get-go here. One thing the Krista Isadora Duncan diet will do for you, it'll give you delusions about your physical power. As such, Marv offers a test of strength, despite the muscularity of his opponent. Flex shrugs his shoulders and obliges this time, locking knuckles with the confident Sk8ter Boi...who promptly wilts to his knees and cries for mercy!! Mercy is shown, as Flex pulls Marv right back up by the knuckles and releases, instead pressing The Marv up over his head with a Military Press. And with scary ease, the 295 pounder starts to do reps with his opponent, prompting Hell Mel to scramble in trying to come to his brother's aid. Bad move. Flex spots him coming and presses Marv into Mel, sending both Boiz tumbling in a heap under the bottom rope to the floor. "YYEEEEAAAAHHHHH!" COLE Not a very auspicious start for The Boiz. COACH No kidding. A few evenings in with a workout video and some heavy hands and they think they're able to match power with NRG? Nevermind L.S.D, K.I.D will warp your mind. As The Boiz regroup on the floor, Flex is happy to wait in the ring. But out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly spots his tag team partner on the move. And for some, inexplicable reason, Biff Atlas is climbing the turnbuckles, heading up top! "FLY BIFF, FLY!" "FLY BIFF, FLY!" "FLY BIFF, FLY!" "FLY BIFF, FLY!" Egged on by the crowd, Biff keeps on scaling the buckles on the outside, even despite Flex's protests. Up on the bottom turnbuckle, confidence is clear on Biff's face. He gives the big thumbs up to the crowd and the big thumbs up to Flex, The Boiz blissfully unaware on the floor as they collect themselves by the ringpost. Biff now steps up to the middle rope, looking down on The Boiz and... ...freezing. COLE Uh-oh. Paralysed with fear, Biff suddenly stops on the middle buckle and is so scared, he can't even climb back down. Flex just rolls his eyes and walks over to help. But that's when The Boiz pounce, Marv sliding into the ring and dropkicking the big guy in the back, sending him sprawling through the ropes and out to the floor. Marv then calls on Mel as Biff is still stuck on the buckles, pleading with referee Charles Robinson or Jesus or in his most desperate of moments his mommy to help him down. COACH This is pretty pathetic. COLE Come on now Coach, be a little more understanding. Biff got a little carried away and forgot he's just a little bad with heights, that's all. COACH Pathetic. In the end, it's The Sk8ter Boiz who help Biff down. Just not in the way he'd want, as they double up and slam him off the buckles into the ring! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Rolling to his knees, Biff does what anyone would do after being slammed off the ropes. He begs off. Biff is so loveable that for a moment, it seems The Boiz might just hand him a reprieve. They don't though, eventually attacking with some kicks which earn them no creed with the fans. Pulling Biff to his feet, Mel and Marv wring out an arm a-piece. Rewind, they come back out the front and connect with stereo knees to the gut to double Biff over. Into the ropes go The Boiz, The Marv coming back from the right with a high Million $ Kneelift, snapping Biff upright and into a hurricanrana from Hell Mel then sends him spiralling across the ring and into the Sk8ter Boi corner. "LET'S GO BIFF!" "LET'S GO BIFF!" "LET'S GO BIFF!" "LET'S GO BIFF!" COACH Nope, still don't get it. As Biff pulls himself up in the corner, The Boiz load themselves up. Marv looks to whip his partner in, only for Mel to reverse at the last moment. *OOOOOF!* And it's a good job he did, as Marv's attempt at an avalanche in the corner is sidestepped by Biff, causing Marv to crash sternum first into the turnbuckles. There he stays, as Biff stands off from Mel across the ring...AND PLAYS AIR GUITAR!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" Mel is naturally furious with this and charges headlong at Biff, but the musclehead sidesteps, guiding Mel into a collision with Marv in the corner! COLE Miscue! Winded, Marv decides to take a breather and rolls out to the floor. That leaves Hell Mel alone with Biff, staggering backwards and right into a full nelson. Realising someone with the power of Biff could probably rip both shoulders from the sockets before he can blink, Mel tries for an escape, leaping off the mat to try and bottom out. Biff catches him halfway though, lifting him right back to his feet. From there, he then lifts him off his feet, doing a quick 180 towards the centre of the ring before sitting out and planting Mel face-first! COLE He calls that the Biff Of Success! And it might lead to success right here... 1... 2... No! COLE No, Mel shoots the shoulder at two! COACH The ref shouldn't have even counted that, Marv and Flex are the legal men. COLE Since when did that matter? Biff pulls Mel back to his feet, dragging him over to the NRG corner and looking for a tag. He gets blown off by Flex though, as he just climbs in and reminds Biff that he's already legal, pointing him to the corner as he grabs Mel by the hair, popping him with a forearm. Down goes Mel, rolling back to his feet but only to take another forearm. Ever the glutton for punishment, he gets right back up and weaves underneath a third forearm, spotting that Biff is still in the ring and charging him in the corner... ...but takes a boot to the gut! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" Biff then rears back and lands a big right hand to send the luckless Hell Mel back towards his partner, who takes him down with a clothesline from behind! COLE Poor Mel is getting bounced around like a pinball here! He's getting hit from the front, from the back, from the side... COACH Just like The Coach's women! Holla! COLE You know, you can't get away with saying anything you want out here. You're not Chris Rock. COACH That a black jibe? COLE .... Rolling Mel onto his back, Flex makes a confident cover... 1... 2... Broken up by The Marv! Rushing the ring, Marv cuts Biff off with a dropkick before turning his attentions to Flex. Flex is pissed and lets Marv know about it, pointing a finger in his face and telling him he's gonna get it. A deadly game of cat and mouse begins as Marv finds himself backed into a corner, ducking left and ducking right and eager to find a way out as Flex approaches him. A quick kick to the knee buys The Marv time though, as he hops to the middle rope and calls for a Tornado DDT. Front facelock on, Marv leaps... ...and gets THROWN INTO THE CENTRE OF THE RING, FACE-FIRST!! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh man! That's a slightly different kind of Noseplant to the one The Boiz are used to. With Marv out of the picture, Flex now goes back to Mel. A whip sends the Sk8ter Boi into a neutral corner, bouncing out of the turnbuckles and into the arms of Flex, who drops him with a quick Sidewalk Slam. Grabbing a handful of well managed hair, Flex then drags Mel up and over to the NRG corner, making the exchange with Biff to legally bring him in. Whether that matters or not with all four men in the ring isn't clear, but Robinson calls the tag as Biff steps in. Another irish whip sends Mel across the ring, this time into the ropes. And as he bounces back NRG are waiting on him, lifting him up as if for a double back suplex, only to drop him straight down! COLE Nuclear NRG! COACH Try telling Mel that it's a safe energy source after that one. Yee-ikes! Flex goes to leave the ring now, but is stopped by Biff who has something else in mind. Despite the protests of referee Robinson NRG then double up on Mel, grabbing one wrist and one ankle each. If it were Mel's birthday, he might begrudingly welcome a case of the bumps. As it is, it's not. And when he's hoisted off the canvas, the last thing he needs to worry about is losing his lunch. *WHAM!* "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Down to earth he plummets as NRG step back and admire their handiwork. Both Sk8ter Boiz lie motionless on the canvas in a sorry state, giving the chance for Biff and Flex to treat the fans to TEH GUNSHOW~! COLE That was the Clean and Jerk on Hell Mel. An impressive move, but for some reason one which NRG aren't following up on with a cover. COACH Because they're dumb jocks. If there's one thing dumb jocks like to do, it's show off their muscles. Not that you'd know about that. COLE I have a vein in my arm. I call it 'Kevin'. With their own personal Mr. Universe competition over, NRG exchange a big-time high five and get ready to finish the match. As they turn around though, they find themselves confronted by The Marv. Bleeding from the nose and barely able to stand straight, the plucky underdog stares Biff and Flex dead in the eyes (at the same time, yes) and dares them to bring it on! COACH Just not smart. Biff and Flex look at each other and shrug their shoulder collectively, before charging at The Marv with stereo clotheslines. Fearing for his life, Marv drops to all fours and covers his head with his hands for protection. And that act of cowardise ironically allows him to duck the clotheslines. NRG put on the brakes, to find Marv still cowering in the centre of the ring...and smile. Pointing to his head, Biff clearly has a plan and creeps up on Marv, nudging him with his foot. Marv doesn't move, except to cower down further, so Biff again taps the temple before hitting the ropes. Back he comes, measuring The Marv as he leaps off the mat and looks to crush the prone sk8te punk with a big splash...BUT MARV ROLLS OUT OF THE WAY! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE I think The Marv was playing a little bit of possum there! COACH And to the surprise of no-one, Biff Atlas falls for it. COLE Biff isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer, granted. COACH I hear Flex keeps him away from sharp knifes altogether. Probably for the best really. Scrambling to his feet, The Marv now hits the ropes and launches at Flex with a leaping forearm smash. The bigman is rocked but stays on his feet, so Marv rushes the ropes again. A clothesline seems to have even less of an effect and Marv seems to panic for a moment, looking around for his partner to help him out. But with Mel still down, that just proves a waste of time. And a distraction, allowing Flex to goozle him by the throat! COLE Uh-oh, this could be the Chokebreaker! Marv struggles in the choke as Flex clasps the waistband of the jeans, moments away from getting the lift before Marv starts to unleash a flurry of kicks at his kneecap! Kick after kick eventually takes it's toll and Flex releases the choke, pushing away a kick... *SMACK!* ...but getting NAILED in the back of the head with a Step-up Enziguri! COACH Woah, that came from out of nowhere! COLE Make no mistake, these Sk8ter Boiz are very resiliant. But defence alone isn't going to win them this match, Marv has to capitalise right now. Falling to one knee, Flex clutches the back of his head as The Marv exits the ring and heads up top. For once in the match some of the crowd seem to be behind the plucky Laguna Beach resident as he reaches the third floor and encourages Flex back up. Shaking away the cobwebs Flex does get back up and strides over towards Marv. But he does so just as The Marv throws up the "RAWK!", leaps from the top, hooking Flex by the head and PLANTING him with a Flying DDT!! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHH!" COLE OH! He spiked Flex right on his head! All of Flex's 295 pounds, jarring down on his neck, that has to be all as...uh...uh, what? The confusion comes as, instead of going for the pin, Marv pops back to his feet and RIDES THE CADILLAC~! COACH What the HELL is that!? COLE (dreamily) I don't know. But it's... mesmerising. COACH It's ridiculous is what it is! The laydeez in the crowd go wild for The Marv as he gyrates the hips with no sign of stopping. At least, until Biff comes charging at him. Quickly Marv springs up with a dropkick, catching Biff in the chest and sending him crashing out to the floor. Marv then turns to Flex and again encourages him to get back to his feet, despite the fact he looks ready to be pinned. COACH Question- do these four guys have enough brain cells between them to exist, or am I just imagining all this? COLE Well, now that you mention it... Flex eventually does shake himself back into some consciousness and starts to climb back up on the ropes. Shaken up, the bigman seems unsteady on his feet as he backs away from the ropes, turning around to be met with a boot from The Marv. Catching his larger opponent under the head, Marv then goes for the G-Spot Jiggy... ...but Flex catches him and blocks, doing a quick 180... ...and hitting the Flex Capacitor!! COLE Great counter by Flex, into the Flex Capacitor. And that will be all! Groggy as he is, Flex still manages to get a burn on Charles Robinson for his 'spaghetti arms' as he hooks the legs, demanding the count... 1... 2... 3!!! *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match... FLEX PHILLIPS and BIFF ATLAS, N... R... G!!!! "YYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Flex brushes off any momentary trouble he was in and flashes a double bicep pose for the fans, despite the vacantish look in his eyes. More than usual, that is. On the floor Biff is literally jumping for joy and runs around ringside, slapping hands to celebrate his victory until Flex rolls from the ring and calls him away. COLE Well, it looked like The Marv had things going his way after that big DDT from the top. But for whatever reason he decided to dance rather than pin, giving Flex time to recouperate and counter Marv's pet move, the G-Spot Jiggy, into his own big move the Flex Capacitor. And that quickly, NRG take the win here on HeldDOWN~! COACH That's what I call defeat from the jaws of victory, Michael. When Mel gets out of the hospital and re-watches the tape, he'll see his brother cost him this match. COLE To be fair, NRG made the exact same mistakes that Marv did earlier in the match. COACH But they didn't lose. COLE Very true, Coach. You're really improving these past few weeks. Kudos. Chalk it down to a mistake or just bad luck, but The Sk8ter Boiz come up on the short-end to NRG here in this one. More to come on HeldDOWN~!, NEXT!

It's professional wrestling. It's not a statement about black people or how their ethnic backgrounds. It's people wearing women's swimming trunks rolling around in a ring, it was ridiculous to begin with.[/Chris Candido] This is no more racist than Umaga (or every other Samoan gimmick) and Armando and nobody's batted an eyelid about them. It's no more racist than the Leprechaun. What about Slick? Who doesn't love Slick? Mr Fuji. Dumb gimmicks have been around like this for years and will continue to be done. Yet, we all seem to love the ones from the 80s. What's the difference, really?

I think Ted DiBiase might have something to say about that, were he an e-fed dweller. And a GCF Mod. Then again, maybe he IS. MUWWAHAAHAHHAHAWAHAAH!!

Patty is okay. Tony I know has been in contact real recently, so no need to worry your pretty little head Malibu. Or, maybe I'm Patty. It'd explain a lot.

On GPX/D*LUX, the reason it was PPV calibre was because the PPV match was squash match calibre. That was (more or less) the match I'd planned on, before being dumb enough to write that and Landon/Leon in a weekend. Doi!

Hopefully, NRG vs. Sk8ter Boiz. Plus, Landon Maddix is in the hizzay, to answer some big questions. Why did he interfere in the GPX/D*LUX match last week? What's next for him in the OAOAST? Why didn't he sell getting murderised on SWF programming Wednesday on Thursday night? Okay, not so much the last one. But the others. Yessum.

Hooligan Street Fight, Non-Title The GPX vs. D*LUX RECEIVED NRG vs. The Sk8ter Boiz Sooner Bruisers vs Recuse 911, plus promo RECEIVED Reject vs Jumbo RECEIVED Plus comments from Peter Knight, Alfdogg & Team Canada (RECEIVED) Certain plans involving Drek/PRL that NYU's not going to tell EWC so EWC doesn't spoil it in this thread

I rewatched it last night while not half asleep and there's nothing funnier than a posh, well spoken person speaking gangsta slang. Nothing. So long as they're half decent in the ring and the WWE don't go overboard with the parody to the point that it's just offensive, I've no problems with it. They're no LAX though.

As we return to the arena we find ourselves panning around the crowd, who have been joined ringside by a group of fellow spectators. Dressed in yellow, the local security team's presence has been clearly increased as the guards line virtually every barricade and stairway. COLE Okay, as you can see, we've got a big security presence in the crowd as it's time for the 'Hooligan Street Fight'. No time-limit, no disqualifications, no count-outs and no stopping the match until we see either a pinfall or a submission. And after what we saw at AngleSlam, we know this brawl could spill anywhere. COACH No kidding. They ended up deep in the crowd at AngleSlam and we ended up with one fan getting a boot in the head. COLE Hence the security here, as indeed an unlucky fan did take one of Tyler Bryant's feet across the forehead in the midst of that crazy brawl where the four men ended up brawling through the abandoned seats deep in the crowd and all the way to the back. They had to be pulled apart, which The GPX weren't happy about and they laid out the challenge last week. It's on tonight and hopefully, security will keep the fans out of harm's way should the action spill into the seats once again. And with that, let's send it up to the ring. *DINGDINGDING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, this is the first ever Hooligan Street Fight! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" BUFFER There will be no disqualifications, no count-outs and falls count anywhere! In this contest, the HI-YAH World Tag Team Championships are NOT on the line. .:CUE: O-Town, "Make Her Say":. "In a world full of posers, phonies, and pure wannabees, there finally emerges a group which has come to set the record straight. so, all you suckers better recognize, ya heard can you say uhhh na na na na..." In a bit of a depature from the norm, the crowd go wild for the sounds of O-Town and for a team notoriously uninterested in pleasing the fans. Maybe because after Johnny "Jam" Jackson enters clad in his street clothes, he's followed out by Atlanta's own Scotty Static! Static gets a big reaction as he walks through the entrance doors, but as he looks into the crowd he simply turns to Jax and shrugs his shoulders, showing that even in his hometown he's a tweener, maaan. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, introducing first. At a total combined weight of four hundred, thirty seven pounds... they are former OAOAST World Tag Team Champions and two-thirds of the current OAOAST Six-Man Tag Team Champions... the team of SCOTTY STATIC "YYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHH!" and JOHNNY "JAM" JACKSON... THE GLLOOBBAALL PAARRTTYY... EEEEXXXXXXXXXXCCHHHHAAAAANNGGEEEEEEE!!!!! COLE And we are indeed in Atlanta, or should that be HOTlanta. To say this is The GPX's environment is true, but it would be even more valid to say this is Scotty Static's environment. COACH His street, his rules. COLE Well judging from this reaction, The GPX will be the clear favourites with the fans here tonight. It'll be interesting to see how their opponents cope, seeing as how until tonight they've been used to nothing but the people's adulation. COACH It's gonna be a real learning experience for the kids, that's for sure. Stepping into the ring, Johnny Jax scans the crowd and the extra security in effect, shaking his head at the fact the OAOAST are having to secure their street fight. Weakness. Static looks into the crowd too, still looking a little surprised at the fact his hometown is so receptive towards him. And despite his best efforts not to be the 'nice guy', he does acknowledge some of the many GPX banners and the GPX t-shirts with a quick pound of the chest around the heart area. Jax has meanwhile left the ring and retrieved a steel chair from ringside, tossing it into the ring to Static before stashing something else in the back pocket of his low slung jeans. "JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT! JUST ONE ON ONE THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT BABY! JUST ONE ON ONE, THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT!" "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" An unexpected reaction, possibly, as a loud chorus of boos goes up possibly for the first time ever in the careers of Tyler Bryant and Shayne Brave. Stepping through the entrance doors, the D*LUX duo seem a little surprised too and Shayne foolishly tries to fire up the crowd, who just throw it back in their faces. Luckily, Jade Rodez is soon onhand to get her guys' focus on the ring and not the fans, telling them not to worry and directing them on down the aisle. BUFFER And introducing the opponents. Being led to the ring by their manager, Ms. JADE RODEZ! They weigh in at a total combined weight of three hundred, ninety seven pounds... the reigning HI-YAH World Tag Team Champions... "SHOWTIME" SHAYNE BRAVE... "TREMENDOUS" TYLER BRYANT... they are D*LLLLLLLUUUUUUUXXXXXXXXXXXXXX!!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH There's that reaction. COLE And here come D*LUX!! Storming the ring with their intro long gone, Tyler and Shayne slide in and pick up where they left off on August 27th as they leap right to their feet and start slugging it out with The GPX! Tyler and Jax, Shayne and Static, throwing fists as referee Nick Patrick signals for the opening bell. For some reason he doesn't get it, but who really cares, because the match is well and truly underway. "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" The Atlanta crowd get right behind The GPX as the two brawls spill out on either side of the ring. Static and Shayne brawl over into the barriers, putting the security into action, as across ringside Tyler hurls Jax head-first into the announce table. COLE This is chaos here and this is just how The GPX like it! D*LUX are out of their element here tonight and they can't escape that. They have to try and fight and beat The GPX at their own game, there's no other way. COACH Well trying to copy The GPX should come pretty easy. Jax is sprawled across the announce table now as Tyler ignores the pro-GPX crowd, scaling onto the table and sending notes and paper flying. Mounting Jax, Tyler then does as the street-fighters do and starts to rain down a succession of punches onto Johnny "Jam". In this predicament, Johnny's street mentality kicks into auto-pilot and with the fists raining down, he throws the first object to hand at Tyler. Luckily, the glass water pitcher misses and ends up drenching Coach. But the plastic fan he picks up next doesn't miss, catching Tyler right in the face, sending him rolling off the table clutching at his damaged looks. Meanwhile it's still Static and Shayne going at it, Static dumping Shayne into the barrier to the delight of his fellow Georgians. Numerous fans have their chairs brandished for Scotty to use and he gladly takes one, jamming the top of the seat down into Shayne's ribs. And again. Static then places the top of the chair on Shayne's throat and pushes down with all his might, trying to choke the boybander out. COACH Man, it's started hot and heavy here, huh? COLE This has been brewing for weeks of course. It was supposed to come to a head at AngleSlam, but the way that ended up just seemed to make things worse. This is a grudge, simple as that. It started off being about respect, now it's turned ugly. Shayne is able to get the chair off of his throat, but the punishment doesn't end there as Static transitions to putting the boots to him. Simple, but effective. The chair is tossed aside, leaving one fan without a seat for the rest of the match, not that he seems to care as he and those around him cheer Static on. Reaching out into the crowd, Scotty grabs a full plastic cup of beer and pours one out for his 'homey', "J'OH", before hurling the cup and the remaining alcohol right into the clean living boybander's face, to a big cheer. Static then goes back to the stomping. "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" Over by the announce table, Tyler checks his forehead to find he is indeed busted open from the fan to the face. Jax gives him no time to nurse his wounds, storming up behind with a length of camera cable and wrapping it around Tyler's throat, his head, his face and wherever else he can! Tyler flails around as the wire is pulled back on with everything Johnny has, the GPXer talking some garbage as he chokes Tyler down. COLE This is chaos, our table is a mess, Coach is wet. COACH And no Crystal in sight. COLE ... Eventually Tyler manges to free himself from the cables. Jax is still right on his opponent though, as he slams a right hand across the open wound on Tyler's head. Tyler fights back with a jab, but Jax lands another heavily taped fist upside the head and sends Tyler sprawling to the floor. COLE Poor Jade Rodez can only watch from afar, nothing she can do now. COACH She looks worried. Rightfully so too. Indeed, Jade watches on nervously from the top of the rampway as Tyler Bryant has rolled back into the ring. And with his forehead busted open, he struggles to stand, flopping around until Jax slides in and boots him in the back of the head. COLE We have our first casualty of the match and I wouldn't expect it to be the last. Tyler, obviously lacerated from that show from our fan. COACH We have fans!? COLE The wind making thing. COACH Ah, gotcha. Showing his ruthless streak, Jax doesn't go for the cover and instead just kneels down beside Tyler, choking away with his bare hands. Referee Patrick is powerless to do anything and just watches on, as Jax eventually storms away and retrieves the steel chair across the ring. Static is still putting the boots to Shayne, leaving no-one to help "Tremendous" Tyler as he stumbles back up... ...getting jabbed in the gut with the chair... *CRACK!* "YYEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" ...before it gets SLAMMED over his back! COACH That's gonna play havoc with his choreography. Collapsing to the mat, Tyler writhes in pain as Jax now sets the chair up in the centre of the ring. Jax takes a quick glance to the outside, checking his partner is still in control, before dragging Tyler up and dragging him over to the furniture. A quick slam of the head into the seat sets Tyler up, an irish whip shooting him off to the ropes. As Tyler bounces back, Jax then sets for a drop toehold... ...or, maybe that should be drop NOhold (hyuck hyuck), as Tyler leaps over Jax's attempts to scythe his legs from underneath him. Once he realises he's come up short, Jax scrambles to his feet. Still on the run is The Tremendous One, leapfrogging over the chair and taking Johnny down with a Lou Thesz press, before going back to those mounted punches! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE This is odd to hear, it must be even odder for Tyler. An excellent move and the crowd are on his back for it. Tyler continues to punch and punch on for each boo he's getting, until finally he gives Jax a little reprieve. Only in order to set something else up though, as he moves the chair back across the ring. As he sets the chair up, Tyler spots his partner being thrown into the ring apron though and like any good tag partner would do, he takes action. Grabbing the top rope, Bryant vaults up and over with a simple PLANCHA to wipe Static out! COLE It certainly didn't take long for the aerial tactics, don't expect that to be the last dive either. Sure enough, right on cue Johnny Jax clambers up and waits for Tyler to pull himself back up. D*LUX recollect themselves, Tyler checking on Shayne, who points out the cut on his partner's head. That conversation distracts the HI-YAH Champions though, until they suddenly spot Jax thundering across the ring, the bigman of GPX showing his agility as he soars through the top and middle rope, taking out both members of D*LUX with a TOPÉ! COLE It's like AngleSlam all over again! COACH These four don't care about the risk, to each other or to themselves. That's what makes a match like this so dangerous. COLE And now, Scotty Static back in the ring, what has he got planned? With his HOTlanta natives HOT and in his corner, Static rolls into the ring. He's still shaking the effects of his role as landing pad as he climbs back up, assessing the steel chair before smiling to himself. No need to even move it, as he strolls across the opposite side of the ring, waiting as the trio on the floor climb up. Jax holds D*LUX in place and yells at his partner to 'do it!'. And just like that, Static is off. Hitting the ropes, Static runs the length of the ring... ...vaults onto the chair... ...to the top... ...AND TO THE FLOOR, WIPING ALL THREE GUYS OUT WITH A TRIPLE JUMP SOMERSAULT PLANCHA!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE UNBELIEVABLE!! "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" COLE Incredible agility, incredible speed, incredible balance. Just incredible! COACH But he took everyone out Mikey. Jax tried to get away, but D*LUX held him in place. They couldn't go anywhere with Jax holding them, but they made damn sure J took the fall with them. It's a four man pile-up on the floor, Jade watching on anxiously as Static is the first to his feet and fired up enough to accept some high-fives from his hometown fans. Static doesn't waste much time with the fans though, taking Shayne and pitching him into the ring. In after him rolls Static, a slight limp as he boots Shayne in the head. Another boot finds the mark, Static folding up the chair and tossing it aside for later use as he stomps down on Shayne again. That stomp seems to light something up inside of Brave though, as he responds with a punch to the gut! Another punch buries itself into the breadbasket, and a third, Shayne able to now fight to his feet...until Static grabs two handfuls of face and just starts to rip and tear at the eyes, nose, ears, whatever he's haphazardly grabbed a hold of. "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE That's just gruesome! Nevermind an eyerake, he's raking his entire face! COACH This is how they do on the street Mikey! Gruesome is just second nature. Finally a final rake sends Shayne reeling away, Static following him into a corner and pinning him against the turnbuckles... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...landing a good old fashioned knifedge chop! Static then uses the less technical method of climbing the ropes and pinning his knee across Shayne's throat as he pulls on the top of the ringpost for leverage. That is, until suddenly the standing leg gives way, a natural reaction to being punched in the crotch! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Lowblow by Shayne Brave! D*LUX are being forced to fight fire with fire here tonight! Static limps away holding his nether regions while Shayne drags himself out of the corner. No sooner has he got out, however, than Johnny Jax comes into view and nearly takes his head off with a brutal clothesline. In an instant Jax then goes to work with some stomps, putting the beatdown on the HI-YAH Tag Champ and giving his partner a chance to recover. COACH That's why this is The GPX's environment. They're tough individually, but when one of them gets in trouble, they look out for their own. If one of them goes down, they both go down. No 'I' in team, no 'I' in Global Party Exchange. Pulling Shayne to his feet, Jax loads up an irish whip. Into the ropes goes Shayne, rebounded back into a knee to the gut that drops him down onto all fours. Tyler Bryant now tries to get in and help out, but Jax disposes of him, barging him off the ring apron before striding back over to Shayne and stradling his back. By the hair, Johnny then exposes Shayne's jaw... *THUD!* ...and lands a heavy-duty crossface strike. *THUD!* ...and one from the other side. *THUD!* ...before coming back the other way, the third crossface seemingly KOing Brave as he slumps lifelessly to the canvas, with Jax standing over him with complete dominance. COLE We've yet to see a pinfall attempt yet and to be honest, right now, I don't think it's about that to The GPX. Not yet. Jax places his boot across the back of Shayne's head, forcing him to eat canvas as he gets the thumbs up from from Static that he's okay now. With Shayne still pinned down, Jax unwraps the heavy gauze from around his left hand and allows Static to pull the still lifeless Shayne Brave back to his feet. A quick forearm pops Shayne and dazes him up, Scotty then landing a rare headbutt as he puts the badmouth on the relative newcomer for daring to give him the dreaded pee-pee tag. Wringing the arm, Static whips Shayne into the ropes and steps out of the way, allowing Jax to step in and ruthlessly clothesline Shayne down, with the removed length of wristtape! Writhing around with a hold of his throat goes Shayne, as The GPX high-five on a job well done. COLE Things slowing down a little here, which is dangerous news for D*LUX. When it's fast paced, that's the brawl, that's the fight. It's chaotic and anyone's game. Now it's slowed down, this is a case of The GPX picking them shots and having some fun. Sadistic fun, but fun nonetheless. Again Tyler tries to get into the ring to aid his partner, but he's again sent packing by Jax. Static meanwhile has the steel chair and stabs it down onto Shayne, aiming for the throat but thankfully narrowly just missing. He does get Shayne in the chest though, which is bad enough. "FUCK HIM UP SCO - TTY, FUCK HIM UP!" *clap clap* "FUCK HIM UP SCO - TTY, FUCK HIM UP!" *clap clap* COLE Scotty Static, ruthless with that chair. COACH And these people love it. I don't get it. Shayne rolls away to relative safety as The GPX allow him to drag himself up in the corner. Jax has removed the rest of the tape from his left hand now and stalks in after Shayne, clenching his bare knuckles with a wry smile. By the hair again, Jax exposes the jaw... ...but this time, he doesn't get chance to strike, before Tyler Bryant drags him from the ring... *CLANG!* ...and shoves him into the ringpost!! Distracted by his partner's plight, Static quickly rushes over to grab the steel chair across the ring. Wielding the weapon, Scotty then calls out to Tyler, who mistakenly turns around... *CRACK!* ...AND STATIC HURLS THE CHAIR RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD FROM THE RING!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE This has gone from a street fight to a soccer riot all of a sudden!! Down goes Tyler, the chair, rebounding off his skull and down the aisle, narrowly missing one of the OAOAST's intrepid camerman. Static seems pleased and puts a little bit of a badmouth down on Tyler. However, he doesn't notice Shayne Brave in the corner, as he pushes himself up onto the middle rope, encouraging Static back around. Up stands Shayne as Static turns...spotting his opponent's position and instinctively ducking his head. Unfortunately for him, Shayne has delayed the jump though and reads the move, instead going over top with a flying sunset flip... 1... 2... No! COLE The first pin attempt of the match, but not enough. To their feet come both men and in a flash, it breaks down again, as Shayne tackles Static to the canvas and throws frantic fists, Static trying to cover up and block the punches. Static is quickly able to turn the tables and mounts Shayne, slapping him around with some paintbrush strokes. That then turns into another attempt to gouge out the eyes, until Shayne tucks his knees and kicks Static away. Both men again come back to their feet and Static rolls underneath to evade a lunge from Shayne, rushing the ropes. Shayne does a quick 360 and runs headlong at Static, cutting the airborne GPXer out of the air with a Spear!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" COLE Wow, Static gets Speared out of mid-air. No way to absorb that blow or to protect his landing, he must be winded after that. COACH That's one of about three wrestling moves we've seen all match too. If you count a Spear as a wrestling move. Shayne leaves Static to roll around on the mat and leaves the ring, ignoring the hate-mob of Hooligan fans on the floor as best possible as he lifts up the ring apron and starts to hunt for some toys. Over stumbles Jax, but with the collision with the post still fresh on his body he's easily brushed aside and shoved into the guardrail. That buys Static time to crawl over and reach out through the ropes, grabbing Shayne by the hair... *CLANG!* ...and takes a garbage can lid upside the head!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Away rolls Static as Shayne tosses the weapon inside, going back underneath and looking for something else. That something else turns out to be the garbage can itself, tossing that over the top and into the ring before sliding back in, stalking after Static. It's "Showtime" Shayne's turn to get a little ruthless now as he begins to stomp a mudhole into Static's chest in the corner, softening him up before retrieving the garbage can again, placing it in Scotty's lap as he slumps groggily against the bottom turnbuckle. Instinctively, the nice guy babyface tries to ignite some babyface fire and get the crowd clapping, but that falls like a lead balloon in the arena, so Shayne is left to charge sans clapping... ...but Static moves, with the trash can, avoiding Shayne's attempt at a dropkick. Leg buckling off the bottom turnbuckle, Shayne takes a moment to untangle himself as he pulls himself up in the corner, turning to charge after Static again. Static is waiting though and with the trash can held by the handles, he swings it like a baseball bat... ...DUCKED! Shayne narrowly avoids getting his head knocked clear into the 8th row and lands a boot to the gut. Snatching the trash can back, Shayne then reels back, only to fake Static out and land another boot. He has other plans, dropping the can down as Tyler Bryant has just rolled back into the ring. And D*LUX waste little time in showing why they're such tag team specialists, Tyler hoisting Static up onto his shoulders with a fireman's carry and Shayne doubling up, bringing Static down with the Samoan Drop/Neckbreaker combo... *CRUNCH!* ...RIGHT THROUGH THE TRASH CAN!!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH Dayyum! COLE Make your own puns about trash compactors folks, I'm just gonna say Oh, MY, Rock Your Body! As Tyler clutches his shoulder, checking he hasn't sliced it open on the edges of the garbage can, it's left to Shayne to drag Static so his shoulders touch the mat, then make the cover... 1... 2... Broken up by Jax! As he clubs Shayne in the back, Jax pops back up to cut Tyler off, headbutting him deep in the gut. Shayne is then disposed off, tossed carelessly out of the ring by Jax who wants to capitalise on the wounded member of the HI-YAH Tag Team Champions. Grabbing Tyler, Jax lands with his taped right hand to the busted forehead. Another right hand sends Tyler stumbling back against the ropes, hung over the top and measured for a big knee. Jax then loads Tyler up, irish whipping him across the ring and waiting on his return with a quick lift under the armpits, pressing Tyler skywards and intercepting him on the way down, into an Elevated Sitout Powerbomb! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE A little power from the enforcer of The GPX and a wrestling move to boot! COACH Well, they're not just the toughest team going, they're one of the best in the ring too. Triple J declines the opportunity to attempt a pinfall, brushing Tyler away and rolling out of the ring. The destination is again under the ring and Jax wastes no time with the crowd as he grabs what he wants and hauls it into the open air. A ladder. "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh my! COACH Alright, time for a little old school GPX, fool! COLE The GPX, no strangers to ladders. And Johnny Jax went right for it you notice, maybe a little 'old school', seeing as that's what The GPX are claiming D*LUX are trying to be. The best description of Jade Rodez's expression would be 'worried' right now, as she watches Johnny Jax slide the steel ladder underneath the bottom rope and into the ring. Both her men are down and while Static is still convelessing in the corner after his trip through the garbage can, Jax is the man standing. "LA - DDERS RULE!" "LA - DDERS RULE!" "LA - DDERS RULE!" "LA - DDERS RULE!" COLE Yes they do. Propping the ladder up in a neutral corner, Jax retrieves Tyler Bryant and looks to set him up for a whip into the steel. Tyler wrenches his arm away and starts to put up a defence, punching away at Jax to try and keep him at bay, which doesn't work for long as Johnny lands a quick knee to the gut. The whip is reset and Jax gets it this time...but only to arm's length, before Tyler reverses. Jax skids to a halt before he collides with the ladder and turns back, cutting through Tyler with a hooking clothesline. JAX NOT GONNA HAPPEN, BITCH! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Jax pulls Tyler up again now and again he looks for the whip. This time Tyler does go hurtling towards the ladder...but he throws up a foot, stopping himself short as it rams into a rung. Jax tries to follow in but gets a back elbow. Tyler then adjust the ladder and places the top rung across the middle turnbuckle, leaving it still propped but at a different angle. A more friendly angle for climbing, as Tyler begins to walk the ladder, carefuly not to slip through the rungs as he heads for the top rope. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" But an overhand chop to the back stops him halfway up the ladder! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" Another back chop leaves Tyler aching now and in a precarious position, as Jax also climbs onto the ladder. COLE This does not look good. That ladder is propped in the corner, about 45 degrees and both Jax and Tyler are up there. No good can come of this. COACH Unless you're bloodthirsty. COLE So, most of these people then? COACH Bingo. Jax climbs the bottom few ladder rungs to get behind Tyler and lands a forearm over the back, leaving Tyler doubled over. Infact, he's virtually on all fours on the ladder now as Jax climbs past him. Reaching the top turnbuckle, Johnny transitions onto the ropes now and adjusts himself, so that he's standing on the top rope, hovering over Tyler. The boybander is trying to gain his footing, but can't do so in time... ...as Jax soars... ...AND LANDS A (LOW-KI) DOUBLE STOMP ACROSS THE BACK, CRUSHING TYLER ON THE LADDER!!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE OH, HE SQUASHED HIM!! HE CRUSHED HIS LUNGS!! COACH That's just WRONG! The ladder buckles a little looks a little bent as Jax, having literally landed on Tyler rather than landing a glancing blow, jumps off of Tyler and back down to the canvas. Jade Rodez looks horrified on the entrance stage as he man is checked on by referee Nick Patrick, showing no dissernable signs of life. "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" Jax dismisses Tyler as done now and sees Shayne Brave trying to roll back in, dragging him into the centre of the ring and to his feet. A quick go behind into a full nelson is not contested by groggy Shayne. But once he feels it lock in he knows he has to block, dropping to his knees deadweight to prevent being lifted. His reward is a knee to the spine. A second knee then allows Jax to haul Shayne back up... ...but he slips free in mid-air, countering with a roll-up... 1... 2... Broken up by Static! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" COLE We've seen The GPX go through some ridiculously tough battles, most recently with the Wildcards. We've seen the punishment they can take. And even after being driven through the trash can as he was, Scotty Static shows just what resiliancy he has. Static and Jax are able to club Shayne into some submissiveness and combine, throwing Shayne across the ring with a double irish whip. A boot to the gut from Jax sets him up for Static, who charges... ...stops... *CRACK!* "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" ...AND WAFFLES SHAYNE OVER THE BACK WITH THE CRUSHED REMAINS OF THE TRASH CAN!!! COLE And the wrestling, abruptly, ends there. The GPX are still passing up on the pin for now and instead, they seem to be enjoying taking some frustrations out on Shayne. After some gratuitous stomps, traffic is directed to pull Brave back up. As told Johnny lifts "Showtime" Shayne to his feet, Jax hooking him up for a side russian legsweep, as Static explodes off the ropes... *SMACK!* ...and NAILS Shayne with the Yakuza Kick, into the legsweep! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Finally, that seems to be enough for The GPX as Jax hooks the leg for the pin... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Well, finally The GPX attempt to win the match. I guess they feel they've proved enough of a point now, that all they need is the topper, which is the 'W' in the win-loss record. A little surprised at the kickout, Jax gives some directions to Scotty and quickly scurries across the ring. Retrieving the steel chair from across the ring, a smile emerges on Jax's face as Static 'helps' Shayne to his feet. He then 'helps' Shayne forward, pushing him into Jax's path... *CRACK!* ...and he gets WAYLAID, the top of the chair striking him right across the crown of the head!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" COACH Man, what a shot that was! COLE That sounded like a gunshot. Which, ironically, wouldn't be that out of place in one of The GPX's street fights you would imagine. Shayne collapses in a heap and for a moment, The GPX aren't sure whether to end it or not. *CRACK!* A chairshot over the back of Tyler, still laid facedown on the propped ladder, seems to answer the question, as Jax says it's over and Scotty makes a rather merciful pin... 1... 2... 3- ...NOOO!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE And a little show of resiliance on D*LUX's part. The GPX has been pretty vocal about their thoughts on these two, but they've clearly been discrediting these two young kids, who do have a lot of guts and a lot of heart. COACH Heart isn't gonna protect you from a chairshot, Cole. COLE No, but it'll help you stay in a wrestling match such as this. With a look of acceptance, Jax seems to say 'fine, let's try this again' as he loads the chair up again. It's a glorified handicap match now with Tyler still prone on the ladder in the corner and in no condition to help, as Static again sets Shayne up. To his feet, the boybander is shoved forwards... ...but he grabs Static's wrist and pulls him forward, ducking his head... *CRACK!* ...AND CAUSING JAX TO CRACK THE CHAIR OVER STATIC'S HEAD!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COACH OH NO! COLE A miscue from The GPX! Down goes Static, as Shayne quickly takes advantage of Johnny Jackson's despair, kicking the chair from his hands and unloading with a series of forearms on The GPXer! When those begin not to work, Shayne then pushes Jax to arms length and hits a standing dropkick, Jax sent sprawling to the floor as Shayne stays on one knee to gather his bearings. COLE Shayne again showing a lot of heart, fighting off both members of The GPX, but he needs to try and capitalise and capitalise quickly. Without the crowd on his side, it's left to Shayne to motivate himself to drag himself back up to his feet. Jade is trying her best to make herself heard over the hostile crowd, but it's not working. Nevertheless Shayne is back up and his first reaction is to check on Tyler. Picking himself on the ladder, Tyler favours his ribs as he collapses to the mat, pointing Shayne in the direction of Static, who is back up as well. Turning on his heels, Shayne stuns Static with a boot. And with the ladder now departed, he grabs a handful of hair... *CRACK!* ...and throws Static in face-first. Static bounces away as Shayne now drops the ladder flat onto the canvas in the centre of the ring, ready for his next move. Once he can shake off the cobwebs that is. "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" "STA - TIC!" Shayne pulls Static to his feet, the 188 pounder looking a little out of his element as he fires off some right hands. Static is still dazed from the chairshot though and can't find a way to fight back, ending up beaten down by the punches until he's on one knee. Back up he comes, into a front facelock as Shayne turns the tables around and sets for a suplex onto the ladder...BLOCK! Static hooks his foot inside, blocking the lift. Shayne tries again...but again, same result, no suplex. Now Static begins to fire off some shots to the ribs to weaken Shayne up, then lifts in his own right, taking Shayne up...and over, onto his feet, Shayne landing safely behind. Static stumbles around and by now, Tyler has managed to drag himself over. A double knee to the gut sets Scotty up, D*LUX hoisting him up and bringing him down across the knees with their patented double gutbuster! COLE The Cowell Movement! Away falls Tyler, his ribs still hurting, leaving Shayne to cradle Static over with an Oklahoma roll... 1... 2... NO! COLE All four men showing clear signs of fatigue now. This one has taken it's toll and it's going to be gutcheck time and a matter of who wants it more. Clambering up in the corner, Shayne rallies again as he exits the ring, looking to head to the top rope. Unfortunately, he delays just as he gets halfway through the ropes, allowing Static a window back into the match to bundle Shayne off the apron and to the floor. Static now scrambles over and brings Tyler back up, fancying his chances better with the bleeding and beaten boybander. A knee to the gut sets him up for an irish whip, Static positioning himself between Tyler and the stationary ladder... ...but Tyler comes back with a Yakuz... ...NO! Static brushes it aside, wrapping on a waistlock. A standing switch by Tyler puts him behind Static though, managing not to trip over the ladder as he picks Static up for a back suplex... *CRACK!* ...RIGHT DOWN ACROSS THE LADDER!!!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE Scotty Static's turn to feel just how hard that ladder is... COACH ...and he might be able to feel it again. Up as quickly as his aching ribs will allow, Tyler certainly isn't done yet. Stepping out to the apron beside Static, the weakened Tyler grabbing the top rope and taking a couple of deep breathes, knowing full-well he's going to sacrifice himself as he slingshots in... ...WITH A HÍLO, RIGHT DOWN ON STATIC, CRUSHING HIM AGAINST THE LADDER AGAIN!!!! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Tyler ends up rolling away holding his ribs just as Static does, meaning he can't get the pinfall to follow up. And it also means that both men in the ring are down, Shayne is down on the floor and Johnny Jax... ...is pulling a TABLE out from underneath the ring!! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Oh boy. COACH Things have just stepped up another notch Mikey boy. Pulling the legs from under the table, Jax sets it up on the outside of the ring near to the apron. A nod and a smile to the crowd nearby tells them that Johnny's got some evil intentions. "TABLE!" "TABLE!" "TABLE!" "TABLE!" COLE And a chant for the table. COACH I thought we'd been to Orlando already. Back in rolls Jax and Shayne is just now entering the ring, giving Jax a target as he charges with a boot. With Shayne down, Jax now has free reign of the ring and decides to take the chance to rummage into his jeans pocket. And what he pulls out is a bit of a surprise, especially to referee Nick Patrick, as in Jax's hand is a hammer! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!" COLE Well, no wonder we didn't have a bell to start the match! Jax grabbed the hammer from the timekeeper's table...don't tell me he's gonna use that on D*LUX! COACH What else would he do? COLE ...valid point. Patrick tries to reason with Jax, but the Hooligan just brushes the authority aside and with the tiny hammer wielded, he charges at Shayne...who reacts quickly, stunning Johnny with a quick inverted atomic drop! The hammer goes flying as Shayne holds Jax in place, waiting for Tyler to appear into view and complete the Opposites Attract. Tyler is still down though, allowing Jax to elbow his way out of Shayne's grasp, reaching down and deadlifting him from the canvas, up with a gutwrench and DOWN with a Powerbomb! 1... 2... TYLER WITH THE SAVE! COLE Belatedly or not, Tyler makes it just about on time to save his partner on that occassion! Jax rolls to his feet and pretty soon, we're back to the street fight part of this street fight as he and Tyler start to exchange right hands in the centre of the ring. Over comes Shayne to help out, but he takes an elbow square in the jaw from Jax! Confused as to what happened, Jax then turns around and pays for it, as Tyler lunges and lands the Phantom Neckbreaker! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Finally getting a little encouragement from her team, Jade cheers away from the rampway, as Tyler rolls Jax into the cover... 1... 2... ONLY TWO!! "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" "G - P - X!" Clutching his ribs, Tyler brings Jax up with him to his feet and shoots him off the ropes with a notedly laborious irish whip. Jax is therefore easily able to grab the ropes, stopping himself from bouncing back. Quickly Tyler follows in, but he takes a boot, setting him up for a suplex. COLE Oh no...that table out there on the floor, Jax is looking to put Tyler right through it... ...but that won't happen, as Tyler fights his way out and counters with a quick DDT! As Jax jars into the canvas, Shayne and Static have bundled out to the floor in the background, leaving just two men in the ring. Soon that becomes just one, as Tyler now steps out to the apron, just now noticing the table positioned at ringside and ready to use it. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE This crowd, really getting on Ty...hey...HEY, WAIT A DAMN MINUTE!! COACH What!? The booing isn't for Tyler this time. It's infact for Jade Rodez, or rather the fact she's now lying KOed on the stage with MEGAN SKYE standing over her. Noticing this, Tyler is quickly distracted and turns to what's happening, pointing the incident out to Nick Patrick. All this distraction, taking Tyler's eye off the ball... ...as an arm strikes him right IN the balls. The arm of LANDON MADDIX!? "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Wha...WHAT THE HELL!? THE 24/7 CHAMPION, FROM THE OUTSIDE!! WHERE DID HE COME FROM!? Tyler collapses on the ring apron as Maddix now scampers around the ring, retrieving the hammer from the ring and tossing it over to the timekeeper's table on his way past, back through the crowd. The smirk on Landon's face can be seen a mile away as he uses the extra security to help escort him safely past the fans, who aren't sure whether to cheer Landon for bi-laterally helping their hometown boy or boo him because, well, because he's a dick. Even as he's going through the crowd, Landon keeps his eye on the ring as Jax is now pulling himself up, looking a little confused as he sees Tyler bent double on the apron, but shaking it off and putting it down to his bad ribs. COLE I...I don't get this at all. What business does Landon have out here, with D*LUX of all people. And now, Johnny Jax...I don't think Jax knows what happened. COACH Of course he didn't! You think he'd take assistance from some SWF scumbag after what he's been through this year? COLE Well, did Landon do it to help Jax or...well, I guess it doesn't matter now. The damage has been done and now, Tyler is in trouble. As Landon heads off into the distance, Jax is back to business, as he drags Tyler up. Stepping out onto the apron with the boybander, Jax then stoops low and hoists Tyler up into a fireman's carry position, careful not to lose his footing as he turns towards the table. The crowd have woken from their Landon enduced confusion now and cheer Jax on, as he flips Tyler over, sitting out... *CRAAAASSHHH!!* ...AND PUTS HIM THROUGH THE TABLE, OFF THE APRON, WITH THE JAM SESSION!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" COLE OH, MY!! Having gone through the table BUTT first, Jax can do little more than put his hands on Tyler's chest to simulate the cover. But that's all he really needs to do, Patrick rolling from the ring to count... 1... 2... 3!!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" *DINGDINGDING!* A little subdued, maybe, but the fans react with cheers as the bell sounds and "Make Her Say" strikes up again. Before Scotty Static has any time to celebrate though, he rolls into the ring and notices Landon leaving through the crowd, pointing a finger in his direction despite not knowing what happened. BUFFER Your winners of the match... THE GLOBAL... PARTY... EEEEXXXCCHHAAANNGGEEEE!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Jax pulls himself up on the outside, his hand raised in victory...and he too notices Landon now. But by now, it's too late to ask any questions. COLE The GPX pick up the win in the Hooligan Street Fight...but with Landon Maddix's help. And you can bet that's not how they wanted this to go down. Controversy reigns here on HeldDOWN~! as we're going to have to go to a break.

Gotta be Muzz, mainly as Sacred. I think the only competitive win I have was when he was writing as Lezaire and even then that might not have been competitive. I can't remember ever beating him with Sacred, aside from one win via no-show. He's the only one I can remember never being able to one-up no matter what I tried.

MY NAME ESS ARRRRMMAAAAANDOOO ALLE... ...yeah, you get the point. Anyway, I'm prepared to give it time. There's nothing wrong with having a few goofy gimmicks on the undercard, especially in the tag team division. What worries me is how far they can take it before running out of material. It just seems like a gimmick someone thought up on the spot while stuck in an airport lobby. Maybe in LAX, if you catch my drift.

The Love Doctors Aliases: The Doctors Of Love, The Doctors Of Doctornomics Name: Dr. Steven Pigley Age: 29 Height: 6'1 Weight: 210lbs Hometown: Chicago, Illinois Alignment: Face Wrestling style: Technical high flyer Theme music: "Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)", Robert Palmer Entrance attire: Long white lab coat and clipboard Entrance Style: The sound of ambulance sirens whirr through the arena, with red strobes around the entrance way, before the music kicks in. Both men enter with their long white Doctors coats buttoned up. On entering the room, Max and Steven gyrate to the music, slowly removing their coats to the delight of the laydeez. Walk to ring, be nice-guy faces, gyrate- you get the deal. Ring attire: Red trunks with "M.D." embossed in black on their rears; red knee pads and red elbow pad on right arm; black boots with a red cross on the shins; taped wrists Finishing Move(s) Time Of Death- Michinoku Driver Signature Moves: Crucifix Bomb (Austin Aries style, crucifix pin with extra snap aiming to drive the opponent down rather than simply snare them down) Standing Moonsault Lariat Shooting Star Elbowdrop Name: Dr. Max Anderson Age: 29 Height: 6'2 Weight: 226lbs Hometown: Chicago, Illinois Alignment: Face Wrestling style: Technical high flyer Theme music: "Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor)", Robert Palmer Entrance attire: Long white lab coat and stethoscope Entrance Style: See Pigley. Ring attire: Red trunks with "M.D." embossed in black on their rears; red knee pads and black boots with a red cross on the shins; taped wrists Finishing Move(s) Shock Therapy- 450 Splash Signature Moves: Anderson Spinebuster Kobashi Spinning Backfists Flatliner Topé Con Hílo Team Finishing Move(s) Gurney To The Centre Of The Earth - The Rougeaus/Quebecers La Bombe Fantastique. Max lifts the opponent up, Steven flies from the top with a seated senton. Team Signature Moves Morphine Bomb - The Public Enemy's Drive-By. Steven goes up top and is pulled down by the hands by Max into a senton across the opponent. Defibrillator - One man holds opponent up in a bearhug, the other man hits the ropes and nails the opponent with a clothesline (the old Hart Foundation Hart Attack) The Lethal Injection - Max has an opponent set up for a Vegomatic/AMW Death Sentence, but instead of delivering a legdrop Steven executes a shooting star elbow drop to the sternum! The Lovematic Grampa - Steven with an inverted atomic drop, but he holds onto his opponent as Max hits the ropes and dropkicks opponent square in the face. Gurney Surfing - Double Stun Gun/Hot Shot Double Flatliner Basic Moveset Dropkicks, armdrags, springboard moves, rana's, regular cruiser stuff. They're capable of including a little Japanese strong style too from their time in the Far East, but it's not their specialty. Manager/valet/sidekick: Accompany each other to ring in singles bouts Catchphrases/Trademark gestures: "Just what the Doctors ordered." "An apple a day won't keep us away." "We did everything we could." History/Background/Career Highlights: Frustrated and bored of their jobs as ER docs, Max and Steven quit and began training to enter the OAOAST. After a year of solid work, they were ready and willing to make an impact. Whilst training they supported themselves in stripping, and now believe themselves to be irresistible to women. After an impressive year long run as HI-YAH Tag Team Champions, The Docs have continued their love affair with Japan which means some U.S fans have forgot they exist. But they do.

Everything I do is stolen from the indies. So far, no lawsuits. Touch wood. And besides that, I'd likely kick Super Dragon's ass.

Akira's already won.

[b][SIZE=4]The Following Footage Is Provided Courtesy Of The Smartmarks Wrestling Federation[/SIZE] "Raising workrate by typing faster."[/b] MADDIX Greetings, OAOAST fans. Your OAOAST 24/7 Champion Landon Maddix here, bringing you glad tidings from the beautiful surroundings of Quebec City. Oh, and right off the bat, I'd like to extend my congratulations to Team Canada for their victory in the Tag Team World Cup. Suffice to say, the moron who took my $20 last week wasn't chanting U.S.A for long on Sunday. Cue the double thumbs up and a cheesier than cheese-whizz smile. MADDIX Now, the question you're probably asking right now is 'why is Landon Maddix in Canada?' Well, it's because I'm a jouneyman. I'm a hot property. I'm not just your OAOAST 24/7 Champion, but I'm one of the biggest superstars in the SWF today. And the SWF just happen to be in the middle of a tour of the Great White North. Sunday night I was in Miami for AngleSlam, then found myself straight on a plane heading to Montreal for a match on Monday. Now, if you think I'm going to fly all the way down to Orlando on the Thursday, just to talk, then fly back to Quebec City to be here on Friday with my primary employers, you're very much mistaken. Adjusting his SWF Tag Team Title belt, Landon leans back with another disingenuous smile. MADDIX And speaking of the SWF, that brings me to my point here in this little 'promo'. Yes, complete with finger quotes. MADDIX AngleSlam has come and gone. The OAOAST has a new World Heavyweight Champion. They have new OAOAST World Tag Team Champions. But what's got everyone buzzing and the wrestling world talking is how the SWF dominated the OAOAST on their big night. Nevermind that Longdogger sent Peter Knight soaring into the drink in Miami Mayhem, I'm talking more of the marquee matches. The SWF/OAOAST grudge matches between the 'evil invaders' and your poster-boy heroes. See, it was supposed to be the night that your hailed superstars stood up and were counted, AngleSlam, the second biggest event on your calender. It was supposed to be the night that Zack Malibu, the poster boy of the company, was going to gain ultimate revenge on big bad Bruce Blank. The stage was set for a storybook happy ending. And what you got was a decimation. Bruce beat Zack Malibu within an inch of his life. He left him bloodied, beaten, to the point that you were all BEGGING him to show some compassion and some mercy. He completely decimated Zack Malibu and if he wanted to, he could have put Malibu out of this business for good...but he didn't. He asserted his dominance, he got the win, he walked away. Haivng got a little serious, the wry smirk returns to Landon's face as he brings his OAOAST 24/7 Title into view, placing it over his free shoulder. MADDIX Quite similar to earlier in the night, during my match with Leon Rodez. It was billed as the InterPromotional Dream Match, the night where nice guy Leon would regain the OAOAST's gold from the SWF infiltrator. Heh...corny as it sounds, that Dream Match turned into a nightmare. I did exactly what I said I would. I lured Leon into a false sense of security and then, I took out his knee. Systematically, I picked that knee apart. Like a machine. Oh yeah, I did my research like you told me to Leon. I decimated him. I dominated him. I pinned him in a figure four leglock for crying out loud! And just like Bruce would do later, I put your hero in a position where I could have ended his career once and for all...and I didn't do it. When that bell rang, I released the figure four, sparing what was left of 'The Silky Smooth One's' precious knee. So the next time you OAOAST fans talk about how big, bad and sadistic the SWF is, we'd like to encourage you to pop back in the tape of AngleSlam and remember how we robbed your heroes of their pride, but spared their careers. And I'd like those very heroes to do the same. And remember this, Zack, Leon...we spared you this time. Next time, we won't be so compassionate. If they know what's good for them, they'll accept defeat and leave us on our ways. Maddix adjusts his belts again. MADDIX So, now the question is, what's next for Landon Maddix? Still the OAOAST 24/7 Champion, who's next on the hitlist? Who's the next OAOAST hero to be targetted? Well, the answer to that is...anybody's guess, really. See, what's next for Landon Maddix is the SWF. Looking over his shoulder to the empty arena behind him, Landon nods for the cameraman to pan down. Sure enough, the SWF banners are out and in the ring, Jay Hawke is busy going through a warm-up session. Landon soon calls the camera back though, because he likes the spotlight remember. MADDIX I'm a big name, worth big money. Which means, I can do things on my terms. Maybe I'll pick up a 'mysterious neck injury' in an SWF match that prevents me from showing up. Maybe my flight'll get cancelled last minute. Then again, if I don't want to work for the OAOAST, I just won't get on that plane, no explanation needed. My priority is right here. Back comes the cheesy smile. MADDIX I'll be back OAOAST...but only when I feel like it. Until then, you can catch me on Lockdown, Smarkdown and Storm, the SWF super series of shows, check local listings. And of course, SWF Genesis VII is right around the corner, the biggest night of the year. For more information, you know where to go. And with that, we now return you to the Thursday night amateur club. Adios!

PRL/Thunderkid There's only so many ways you can do the 'say I Quit/no way homo' and I think we saw most of them in this one. Except the one I just used. Popick was lucky he didn't mutilate himself if he was trying to throw a sledgehammer over a cage. Or anyone else for that matter. Another good match from EWC on PPV, as per usual. Nice stipulation. I'm a mark for the Tully/Magnum ending too. That Corporate Champion belt didn't catch on I guess. World Cup Semis and Finals Seeing as PK grouped them all together, I will too. Ken Pantera is an awesome name. I still don't get how the Jamaicans could be in the European bracket, but whatever. Alf's put a lot of effort into this World Cup and geography apart, he's done a bang-up job. Hopefully we don't get too overloaded with the new characters because it's hard enough fitting everyone in as it is, but I'm glad Team Canada went over. Would have been easy to have the feelgood U.S.A, 'put over Team Heyross' ending. Three nice matches, obviously the final was the top one. Black T interview Man, Jesse and Tony are all over this show. Interviews are good. GPX/D*LUX Hey, it looks a little longer on the show than it did in WordPad. Whoopie. I probably should have started it before Sunday and wrote an actual match, but hey, what are you gonna do? I didn't know about the barricade thing being DQs or anything like that and to be honest, I didn't just want to do 'spot, spot, throw over top OMGDQ', so this was a way of extending it a little. Pete/PK Exploding Chicken is before even my time. Makes me feel...less old. That's good. I don't think anyone who hasn't been a part of the SWF can appreciate what Miami Mayhem represents, but anyone who has knows those sort of matches are a bit of a staple. Not a regular staple, but still. I've had to write matches with both wrestlers on stilts, a match based on the board game Mouse Trap, a pie fight. House Rules, bitch~! Not as 'big' of a match as I expected, but it apparantly won't be the feud ender. I guess the stip isn't a fued ending stip really. Fun for what it was though. Again, House Rules, bitch. Black T/Sooners/Heavenly Rockers More interviews! It stops the PPV being all matches, which is a good thing. Tony came up with the name Uber Bruiser, but I agreed with him so I get some of the plaudits. Hot stuff. Obviously with six characters, it's hard to keep track of everyone's place in the match. I managed not to get lost though, so thumbs up! I don't really know what more to add, I thought this was a really fun match. Landon/Leon I rule, 'nuff said. Zack/Bruce Matches like this are the hardest to write, because the emotional stuff doesn't transfer easily into this sort of thing. Zack did a real good job on this though. Really got the atmosphere over. I was a little surprised Zack was beaten so comprehensively at the end, but I think it worked okay. And it didn't go long, which helped it to stand out a little, like a real fight wouldn't last as long as a wrestling match. Yeah, I'm rambling again. Top notch stuff. Alf/Drek I always feel guilty when I write my long-ass matches that people might compare them to Alf's or Tony's or whoever's and think less words = less good, which really isn't true. Fact is, Alf's matches get the same job done without all the rambling I do. And he wrote four matches, so mad props. Good match technically and a really solid topper to the 2nd biggest show of the year. Appro'po of nothing, but Alf's length of title reign is proof that this year has gone way too fast, because it doesn't seem nearly that long. Almost September already. Fuck. And that probably helped no-one, but I said I'd feedback so here it is, lame as it may be. Yay.

COLE Right now, we've got footage shot earlier in the week. And our roving reporter, Josh Matthews, drew the short straw in the 'interview personality raffle' which meant he was dispatched to the mean streets of Miami to catch up with The Global Party Exchange, with no more than a microphone, a Swiss army beginner's knife and his organ donor card. ******************* We're just hours removed from AngleSlam 2006 and in understandably, it's dark. It's even darker down the dark, secluded alleyway somewhere outside the American Airlines Arena where two shadowy figures can be seen pacing around. The sound of a garbage can being caved in is followed up by a loud, clearly annoyed yell, which only makes poor Josh Matthews even more nervous at the entrance to the alleyway. Biting his lip, the puny announcer flinches as two tough looking skinhead biker types walk past, the one with the most tattoos giving him a wink, to the amusement of Marty the cameraman, making his welcome return to the OAOAST! MATTHEWS C'mon Marty, let's just turn back and say we couldn't find them. My health insurance doesn't cover a brick through the skull. MARTY At least you have health insurance. I'm just 'the guy behind the camera', unimportant, not deemed worthy of mention. They won't even sign me to a contract, man. I follow the show around in my motor-home. Pity me Josh, pity [i]me[/i]. I live out of a suitcase, and have done ever since my fourth wife left me for that Phillipino midget that looked like Tom Sellec. He looked like a five year old with a pipe cleaner on his top lip, it was ridiculous! I tried to grow a moustache damnit, but it was never good enough for her! At least I speak her language damnit. I never would have chosen her off the damn website if I didn't! MATTHEWS So...uhm...let's go then, huh? MARTY No way. I started recording like three minutes ago. Besides, I'm a photo journalist. *SMAAASH!* Suddenly, Josh is sent scurrying for cover as an empty beer bottle flies into the wall beside him. The glass shards are soon to be followed by the two men responsible for making them, Scotty Static storming out of the alleyway while Johnny Jax follows behind him, sullenly supping from his intact beer. STATIC BullSHIT man, bullSHIT! JAX Ease up Scotty, looks like we're bein' filmed. We best put on our 'professional' voices. STATIC What the hell do want Matthews!? Still worried about getting a beatdown, 8 Mile style, Josh blanches. MATTHEWS Uhm...well, I'm supposed to...we need an interview...about tonight. STATIC An interview about tonight. How about you go interview the poster-boys, huh? Find the boyband kids, see if they wanna cut a promo for you. Guess what, you won't find 'em, 'cause we ran them straight outta Miami! One minute we're handing them their pretty-boy asses, the next we've got security and cops streaming around us. The damn parking lot was full of heat man, we got over-run and they disappeared. They said they wanted a fight. They said they wanted to settle this. WE'RE STILL HERE JOSH! Where are they? Nowhere! They ran with their tails between their legs. BullSHIT! JAX See, we were tearin' shit up out there. Scotty nailed some crazy flippy thing, I dunno what the hell happened, he wiped me out. Point is, we were rollin'. And suddenly, the ref reckons we're gettin' too real. STATIC That's right! We had the match in hand, we had them where we wanted them. I dove off that stage, risked my neck...and for what? To get DQed? To get the match called? To be censored by this god-damn nanny state culture? BullSHIT! MATTHEWS Uhm...well, HI-YAH Rules state tha... STATIC HI-YAH Rules? HI-YAH Rules!? We don't play by HI-YAH Rules, we play by OUR rules!! Growling under his breath, Static turns and embeds his foot through another garbage can. JAX What did we do that made baby Hebner cry exactly? Ain't he seen anyone takin' dives 'round here before? STATIC I reckon he was taking something under the table, if you get what I'm sayin'. JAX I dig, dawg. The ref bottled it man! We're still up for a fight. But we come out, down a few cold ones and what? Nothin'! Ain't nobody in Miami up for the battle with The GPX. Man, we ain't even got our boy J-OH with us cause he got blindsighted on Thursday and they popped his shoulder out. This place is all sunshine and happiness. Makes us sick, dawg. This place is full'a Malibus, too busy fixing their do's and trimmin' their nails to throw down! STATIC Long story short, we're pissed off! Matthews raises an eyebrow as if to say 'no kidding', a gesture which thankfully him goes unnoticed. STATIC We get pulled apart in mid brawl and now, we can't finish what we started! It's like street fight blue balls, Josh. We need to get our fix! MATTHEWS Apparantly, you might be in luck. When they sent me out here, there was talk of a rematch... JAX Oh, there'll BE a rematch! STATIC Damn right! See, we ain't lettin' this lie. We came here to beat some wannabees down and so far, we ain't done that. Until we do, we ain't gonna rest. We're layin' it out on the table. Any time those GPX wannabees wanna finish what they started, all they gotta do is give the word. Any time, any place, anywhere. But J.Math, they're gonna be doing things on our terms next time. No 'HI-YAH Rules'. Hell, no HI-YAH Titles neither, we don't give a crap 'bout them straps, it ain't about that! Non title. Them and us to settle the score. And there ain't gonna be no sand in the vagina ref out there holdin' us apart, no donut eating fuzz to pull us away. It's gonna be Hooligan Rules. Our lifestyle, our environment...STREET FIGHT! Ain't it ain't gonna be stopped 'till we say so! JAX You wanna be like us boys? You wanna know what it's like to live our life...go ahead, come step into our world. But here's a warnin' for ya boys... once you step in, you might not get back out alive! STATIC Step up and test us motherfuckers, if you got the guts! Hooligans, fuck what ya heard! Now get the hell outta here, before we get what we want outta you! Josh needs no second invitation, quickly signalling to Marty to cut before sprinting off into the distance, leaving The GPX to skulk back into the alley and wallow in their anger. ******************* COLE So, The GPX laid out the challenge and earlier in the week, OAOAST officials decided to take matters into their own hands, signing that very match for next week to placate the fans who bought AngleSlam and didn't see a conclusion to that building match. The Global Party Exchange versus D*LUX, next week, Non-Title Street Fight live on HeldDOWN~! COACH It had to happen, Cole. Regular rules weren't gonna be enough to contain these two teams.

Tony, BOBD is old school Boiz. They've got a Sean Paul song now. PK, IT'S MADDIX DAMNIT!!~!

One serious idea here, mix up the cards a little more. Maybe it's just me, but it feels like I've wrote more straight singles and straight tag matches in the past year than I have the rest of my time here. And after a while, it just becomes a drag. Infact, it gets a little fucking boring, having to come up with 'psychology busters' every show. I understand we need singles and tags and I'm not saying OMGALLHOUSERULEZALLTEHTIME!, but a little more variety would be nice. Pure Rules, House Rules, 3 ways, 4 ways, 6 ways, 10 ways, whatever. It needn't be gimmick matches galore, but again, variety. Especially when you're throwing guys in the midcard onto shows for the sake of throwing them onto shows. I hate to sound like the grumpy old veteran here, because I'm not, but back in the day it wouldn't be a card full of singles. The lower level guys would have some sort of tag-on to make the matches more interesting, even if they were just multi-man matches. Multi-man matches mean more chance of someone showing too, surely. And personally, I find them more fun to write. Maybe it's just me. But maybe sometimes when CC are filling a card, they should lie back and think 'what would Thoth do?'. And besides that, maybe things would be less predictable. If it's straight singles with Flesher, against 95% of the roster he's going to win as long as he writes. We all know this. Put him in a triple threat, maybe it's harder for him. Different kind of psychology. Toxxic in straight singles might keep the belt all year. Make it a Bullrope Match and he's screwed. It should be a challenge for everyone, not just the lower guys. Just an idea.

SMARTMARKS WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY - August 22nd, 2006 **** SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. RANE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 1 Day (1) 2. NTD -- 9/19/00 -- N/A -- 4 Days (2) 3. G.O.A.T. -- 9/23/00 -- NTD -- 14 Days 4. RANE (2)-- 10/07/00 -- G.O.A.T. -- 58 Days 5. SPIKE -- 12/04/00 -- Rane -- 54 Days 6. RANE (3)-- 1/27/01 -- Spike -- 63 Days 7. PDS -- 4/01/01 -- Rane -- 12 Days 8. DIVEFIRE -- 4/13/01 -- PDS -- 21 Days (3) 9. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 5/27/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 44 Days (4)(5) 10. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 7/22/01 -- N/A -- 28 Days (6) 11. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/19/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 28 Days 12. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 47 Days (7) 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 11/02/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 79 Days (8) 14. SUICIDE KING -- 1/20/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 28 Days 15. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Suicide King -- 9 Days 16. HVILLE THUGG (2) -- 2/26/02 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 89 Days 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 5/26/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 103 Days (9) 18. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 9/6/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 35 Days 19. SACRED -- 10/11/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 16 Days 20. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Sacred -- 140 Days 21. TNT -- 3/16/03 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 19 Days 22. TOM FLESHER -- 4/4/03 -- TNT -- 89 Days 23. THOTH -- 7/2/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 14 Days 24. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 7/16/03 -- Thoth -- 58 Days 25. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 9/12/03 -- Boston Strangler -- 95 Days 26. EJIRO FASAKI -- 12/16/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 22 Days 27. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 1/7/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 15 Days 28. VA’AIGA -- 2/1/04 -- Danny Williams -- 35 Days 29. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 3/7/04 -- Va’aiga -- 49 Days 30. “THE NOTORIOUS” JOHN DURAN -- 4/25/04 -- Charlie “Grappler” Matthews -- 10 Days 31. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 5/5/04 -- “The Notorious” John Duran -- 9 Days 32. NATHANIEL KIBAGAMI -- 5/14/04 -- Danny Williams -- 10 Days 33. DANNY WILLIAMS (3) -- 5/24/04 -- Nathaniel Kibagami -- 20 Days 34. JANUS -- 6/13/04 -- Danny Williams -- 49 Days 35. TOXXIC -- 8/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (10) -- 19 Days 36. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 8/20/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 37. TOXXIC (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 93 Days 38. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 12/21/04 -- Toxxic -- 24 Days 39. SACRED (2) -- 1/14/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 35 Days 40. TOXXIC (3) -- 2/18/05 -- Sacred -- 89 Days 41. EJIRO FASAKI (2) -- 5/18/05 -- Toxxic -- 74 Days 42. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 7/31/05 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 28 Days 43. DANNY WILLIAMS (4) -- 8/29/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 21 Days 44. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 9/20/05 -- Danny Williams -- 175 Days 45. WES DAVENPORT -- 3/14/06 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 30 Days (11) 46. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 4/24/06 -- JJ Johnson (12) -- 50 Days 47. MICHAEL STEPHENS (4) -- 6/12/06 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 71 Days and counting (1) Rane defeated NTD to become the first IGNWF Champ (2) Rane handed the title over to NTD (3) Divefire vacated the title upon becoming commissioner (4) Stubby won an eight man tournament, defeating Bobby Riley in the finals. (5) Stubby vacated the title due to a neck injury (6) This was Regenerate Rules match involving Mark Stevens, Bobby Riley, Mercury, Chris Wilson and Perfect Bo for the vacant title. (7) This was a six pack challenge involving King of Hearts, Neilsen of the Jungle, Axis, Chris Wilson, El Luchadore Magnifico and Stubby "Pots" McWeed. (8) Hville Thugg's ICTV Title was also on the line in this match. (9) This was a triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo. (10) Toxxic beat Tom Flesher and Janus in a triple threat match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. (11) Wes Davenport vacated the championship on April 13th to pursue his revived movie career. (12) This was a Canadian Death Match for the vacant Championship. Longest Title Reign - El Luchadore Magnifico, 175 Days Most Title Reigns - Danny Williams, El Luchadore Magnifico and Michael Stephens, 4 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 394 Days ****SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP**** 1. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 3/30/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 25 Days (1) 2. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 4/24/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 5 Days 3. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 4/29/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 29 Days 4. ARCH GRIFFON -- 5/28/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 15 Days 5. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE (2) -- 6/12/05 -- 274 Days 6. WILDCHILD -- 3/14/06 -- Jay Hawke -- 50 Days 7. JJ JOHNSON -- 5/3/06 -- Wildchild -- 19 Days 8. AECAS -- 5/22/06 -- JJ Johnson -- 48 Days (2) 9. BRUCE BLANK -- 7/24/06 -- n/a -- 29 Days and counting (3) (1) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. (2) Aecas vacated the International Championship on July 5th. (3) Bruce Blank won the vacant title in a fatal fourway elimination match against Spike Jenkins, Akira Kaibatsu and Mike Cross Longest Title Reign - Jay Hawke, 274 Days Most Title Reigns - Jay Hawke, 2 Most Days with Title - Jay Hawke, 303 Days **** SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. NTD & RANE -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 7 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP & RANE (2) -- 9/25/00 -- Curry Man -- 12 Days (2) (3) 3. DANNY VIGILANTE & DIVEFIRE -- 10/29/00 -- Malignant Odium -- 49 Days (4) 4. ANGELOUS & MOLOCK -- 12/17/00 -- DVD -- 105 Days 5. CHRIS RAYNOR & CHRIS STORM -- 4/01/01 -- The Fallen -- 19 Days 6. CYCLONE COMET & RANE (3) -- 4/20/01 -- Y2Chris -- 42 Days 7. AXIS & CYCLONE COMET (2)-- 6/01/01 -- N/A -- 23 Days (5) 8. ANGELOUS (2) & MOLOCK (2) -- 6/24/01 -- Cyclone Comet and Axis -- 20 Days (6) 9. CHRIS WILSON & HVILLE THUGG -- 7/14/01 -- The Fallen -- 3 Days (7) 10. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE & PERFECT BO -- 7/22/01 -- HVille Thugg and Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days (8) 11. CHRIS RAYNOR (2) & SPARK -- 8/19/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle and Perfect Bo -- 28 Days 12. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS & OUTCAST -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Raynor and Spark -- 35 Days 13. ANDREA MONTGOMERY & JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 10/21/01-- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens and Outcast -- 23 Days 14. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) & MISTRESS SARAH -- 11/12/01 -- Andrea Montgomery & Johnny Rotten -- 14 Days 15. HVILLE THUGG (2) & X -- 11/26/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens & Mistress Sarah -- 27 Days 16. EDWIN MACPHISTO & "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (3) -- 12/23/01 -- Hville Thugg & X -- 47 Days 17. SPIDER NEKURA & THOTH -- 2/8/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto & "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 79 Days 18. CHRIS RAYNOR (3) & EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 4/28/02 -- Spider Nekura & Thoth -- 12 Days (9) 19. JAY DAWG & SACRED -- 5/10/02 -- Chris Raynor & El Luchadore Magnifico -- 28 Days 20. CHRIS WILSON (2) & STRYKE -- 6/7/02 -- Jay Dawg & Sacred -- 31 Days 21. CHRIS RAYNOR (4) & EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 7/8/02 -- Chris Wilson & Stryke -- 35 Days 22. FROST & "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/12/02 -- Chris Raynor & Edwin MacPhisto -- 60 Days 23. CED ORDONEZ & THOTH (2) -- 10/11/02 -- Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 24. FROST (2) & TOM FLESHER -- 11/22/02 -- Ced Ordonez & Mak Francis -- 114 Days (10) 25. EJIRO FASAKI & JUDGE MENTAL -- 3/16/03 -- Frost & Tom Flesher -- 117 Days 26. DACE NIGHT & VA'AIGA -- 7/11/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki & William Hearford -- 31 Days 27. QUIZ & SHOW -- 8/10/03 -- Dace Night & Va'aiga (11) -- 69 Days 28. EJIRO FASAKI (2) & JUDGE MENTAL (2) -- 10/18/03 -- Quiz & John Duran (12) -- 90 Days 29. JOHNNY DANGEROUS & WILDCHILD -- 1/16/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki & Judge Mental (13) -- 75 Days 30. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY & AECAS -- 3/31/04 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 14 Days 31. TODD CORTEZ & MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas (14) -- 5 Days 32. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) & WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 6 Days 33. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY (2) & AECAS (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen (15) -- 19 Days 34. TODD CORTEZ (2) & MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas -- 128 Days 35. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS & SEAN DAVIS -- 9/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 36. CHRISTIAN FURY & DAVID CROSS -- 10/8/04 --"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis -- 59 Days 37. TOXXIC & SEAN DAVIS (2) -- 12/6/04 -- Christian Fury and David Cross -- 31 Days 38. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (3) & WILDCHILD (3) -- 1/5/05 -- Toxxic and Sean Davis -- 134 Days 39. TODD CORTEZ (3) & LANDON MADDIX -- 5/18/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 40 Days (16) 40. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (4) & WILDCHILD (4) -- 6/27/05 -- Todd Cortez & Landon Maddix -- 97 Days 41. LANDON MADDIX (2) & JAY HAWKE -- 10/3/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 35 Days 42. KOJI KITANO & TORU TAKAHARA -- 11/7/05 -- Landon Maddix & Jay Hawke -- 77 Days 43. LANDON MADDIX (3) & "THE ICON" MAX KING -- 23/1/05 -- KOJI Kitano & TORU Takahara -- 50 Days 44. AKIRA KAIBATSU & MICHAEL CROSS -- 3/14/06 -- Landon Maddix & Max King -- 15 Days (17) 45. JJ JOHNSON & MANSON -- 3/29/06 -- Akira Kaibatsu & Michael Cross -- 44 Days 46. JJ JOHNSON (2) & SPIKE JENKINS -- 5/12/06 -- n/a (18) -- 19 Days 47. JIMMY THE DOOM & THE DOOMSTROYER -- 5/31/06 -- JJ Johnson & Spike Jenkins -- 30 Days 48. TOM FLESHER (2) & CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 6/30/06 -- Jimmy The Doom & The Doomstroyer -- 45 Days 49. MICHAEL STEPHENS (2) & LANDON MADDIX (4) -- 8/14/06 -- Tom Flesher & Charlie Matthews -- 8 Days and counting (1) Claimed belts due to no competition (2) PDS won NTD's half on the belts, by defeating Curry Man (3) Rane/PDS handed over the titles at Genesis, as Jayson ruled no one could hold more than one belt. (4) Triple threat match, also involving FX for the vacant tag titles. (5) Rane retired, handing over his tag team belt to Axis (6) Triple Threat Casino Brawl, also involving Silencer/El Luchadore Magnifico (7) Mercury stripped Wilson and Thugg of the titles on July 17th, stating that Wilson couldn't hold more than one title. (8) This was for the vacant tag titles (9) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Erek Taylor & Munich. (10) Ced and Thoth were stripped of the titles on 11/15/02. This was a match for the vacant titles. (11) This was a triple threat tag match also involving CIA & Mak Francis. (12) John Duran was awarded half of the tag title belts on 10/03/03 following an injury to Show. (13) This was a four corners match also involving Janus & Dace Night and Va’aiga & John Duran. (14) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Tom Flesher & Ann Onita. (15) Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas won the tag team titles in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the third fall was for the tag team titles. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) This was a three team TLC Match, also involving Manson & Arch Griffon. (17) This was a three team TLC Match, also involving Spike Jenkins & Zyon (18) Spike Jenkins defeated Manson to take over his spot as co-Tag Team Champion Longest Title Reign - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 134 Days Most Title Reigns, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 4 Most Title Reigns, individual - Chris Raynor, Johnny Dangerous, Wildchild and Landon Maddix, 4 Most Days with Title, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 312 Days Most Days with Title, individual - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 312 Days **** SWF HARDCORE GAMERS CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. G.O.A.T. -- 09/20/00 -- N/A -- 3 Days (1) (2) 2. SPIKE -- 10/29/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 17 Days (3) 3. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 11/15/00 -- Spike -- 54 Days 4. GRIMEDOGG -- 01/08/01 -- Phoenix -- 60 Days (4) 5. PERFECT BO -- 03/09/01 -- Grimedogg -- 51 Days 6. SACRED -- 04/29/01 -- Perfect Bo -- 15 Days 7. GRUNGE -- 05/14/01 -- Sacred -- 4 Days (5) 8. CHRIS WILSON -- 05/18/01 -- Grunge -- 60 Days 9. SPARK -- 07/17/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 5 Days (6) 10. GRUNGE (2) -- 07/22/01 -- Spark -- 15 Days 11. FALLOUT -- 08/06/01 -- Grunge -- 13 Days 12. JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 08/19/01 -- Fallout -- 28 Days 13. GRIMEDOGG (2) -- 09/16/01 -- Johnny Rotten -- 12 Days 14. FALLOUT (2) -- 09/28/01 -- Grimedogg -- 23 Days (7) 15. MISTRESS SARAH -- 10/21/01 -- Fallout -- 27 Days (8) 16. X -- 11/16/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 14 Days 17. MISTRESS SARAH (2) -- 11/30/01 -- X -- 14 Days 18. FALLOUT (3) -- 12/14/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 31 Days 19. MUNICH -- 1/14/02 -- Fallout -- 6 Days 20. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 1/20/02 -- Munich -- 61 Days 21. MISTRESS SARAH (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Boston Strangler -- 9 Days 22. LONGDOGGER PETE -- 3/31/02 -- Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days 23. STRYKE -- 4/28/02 -- Longdogger Pete -- 28 Days 24. ASH KETCHUM -- 5/26/02 -- Stryke -- 9 Days 25. STRYKE (2) -- 6/4/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 26 Days 26. ASH KETCHUM (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Stryke -- 8 Days 27. JAY DAWG -- 7/8/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 83 Days 28. CED ORDONEZ -- 9/29/02 -- Mercury -- 8 Days (9) 29. FROST -- 10/7/02 -- Ced Ordonez -- 20 Days 30. ASH KETCHUM (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Frost -- 19 Days 31. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/15/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 25 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (4) -- 12/10/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 34 Days 33. JUDGE MENTAL -- 1/13/03 -- Michael Craven -- 77 Days 34. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 3/31/03 -- Judge Mental -- 4 Days (10) 35. WILDCHILD -- 4/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 5 Days 36. JANUS -- 4/9/03 -- n/a -- 9 Days (11) 37. BEEZEL -- 4/18/03 -- Janus -- 18 Days 38. JANUS (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Beezel -- 10 Days 39. DACE NIGHT -- 5/14/03 -- Janus -- 39 Days (12) 40. CIA -- 6/22/03 -- Dace Night -- 15 Days 41. VA'AIGA -- 7/7/03 -- CIA -- 18 Days 42. WILDCHILD (2) -- 7/25/03 -- Va'aiga -- 138 Days 43. JANUS (3) -- 12/10/03 -- Wildchild -- 58 Days 44. JOHN DURAN -- 2/6/04 -- Janus -- 14 Days 45. AECAS -- 2/20/04 -- John Duran -- 16 Days 46. TOXXIC -- 3/7/04 -- Aecas -- 49 Days 47. JIMMY "THE DEMON" LISTON -- 4/25/04 -- Mike Van Siclen (13) -- 10 Days 48. MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/5/04 -- Jimmy “The Demon” Liston -- 54 Days 49. RYAN DUSTIN -- 6/28/04 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 50. MARTIN "BIG COUNTRY" HUNT -- 7/17/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 15 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 8/1/04 -- Martin "Big Country" Hunt -- 64 Days 52. CHRISTIAN FURY -- 10/4/04 -- Sean Davis -- 10 Days 53. SEAN DAVIS (2) --10/14/04 -- Christian Fury -- 4 Days 54. CARNAGE -- 10/18/04 -- Sean Davis -- 20 Days 55. CHRISTIAN FURY (2) -- 11/7/04 -- Carnage -- 24 Days 56. SEAN DAVIS (3) -- 12/1/04 -- Christian Fury -- 20 Days 57. TODD CORTEZ -- 12/21/04 -- Carnage -- 80 Days (14) 58. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/11/05 -- n/a (15) -- 28 Days 59. JJ JOHNSON -- 4/8/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 16 Days 60. INSANE LUCHADOR (2) -- 4/24/05 -- JJ Johnson -- 34 Days 61. MANSON -- 5/28/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 5 Days 62. INSANE LUCHADOR (3) -- 6/2/05 -- Manson -- 10 Days 63. ZYON -- 6/12/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 49 Days 64. MARCUS WARD -- 7/31/05 -- Zyon -- 32 Days (16) 65. BRUCE BLANK -- 9/2/05 -- Marcus Ward -- 213 Days 66. AMY STEPHENS -- 4/3/06 -- Bruce Blank -- 53 Days 67. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS -- 5/27/06 -- Amy Stephens -- 17 Days 68. SEAN DAVIS (4) -- 6/12/06 -- "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -- 14 Days 69. JIMMY THE DOOM -- 6/26/06 -- Sean Davis -- 57 Days and counting (1) G.O.A.T. claimed the vacant belt. (2) G.O.A.T. dropped the title upon becoming World Champion (3) Match for the vacant title (4) This was a triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (5) This was a Four way match, also involving Jay Dawg and Apostle (6) This was a Triple threat match also involving Grimedogg (7) This was a Triple threat elimination match also involving Chris Storm (8) This was a Triple threat match with Jamie Bjork and the Light Heavyweight Title on the line as well (9) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title at Genesis 3, and Mercury took his place, challenging Ced Ordonez for the vacant title. (10) This was a Triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (11) Wildchild vacated the title on 4/9/03. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title, against Johnny Dangerous and Mike Van Siclen. (12) This was a Triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg (13) Jimmy "The Demon" Liston won the HCG title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the second fall was for the HCG title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (14) Todd Cortez won the HCG title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, pinning Carnage. Also involved were Sean Davis and Munich. (15) The Insane Luchador won the HCG Title in Calvinball 2, versus Todd Cortez, Toxxic, Alan Clark, Austin Sly and Scott Pretzler, despite not winning the match. (16) This was a Triple Threat, 'Lady Luck Is A Bitch' Match, also involving Nick "The Hitlist" Blum Longest Title Reign - Bruce Blank, 213 Days Most Title Reigns - Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven and Sean Davis, 4 Most Days with Title - Bruce Blank, 213 Days **** SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. WILDCHILD -- 2/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (1) -- 35 Days 2. ALAN CLARK -- 3/1/04 -- Wildchild -- 44 Days 3. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 4/14/04 -- Alan Clark -- 70 Days 4. AUSTIN SLY -- 6/23/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 19 Days 5. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS -- 7/12/04 -- Austin Sly -- 14 Days 6. TOM FLESHER -- 7/26/04 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days (2) 7. "THE REAL DEAL" RYAN DUSTIN -- 9/19/04 -- n/a -- 29 Days (3) 8. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS (2) -- 10/18/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 120 Days 9. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER -- 2/14/05 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days 10. WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/4/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 38 Days 11. THE INSANE LUCHADOR -- 5/13/05 -- Wildchild -- 37 Days (4) 12. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER (2) -- 6/27/05 -- n/a -- 49 Days (5) 13. JJ JOHNSON -- 8/15/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 141 Days 14. ZYON -- 1/4/06 -- JJ Johnson -- 49 Days 15. "THE DIVINE WIND" AKIRA KAIBATSU -- 2/22/06 -- Zyon -- 60 Days 16. GRENDEL -- 4/24/06 -- Akira Kaibatsu -- 25 Days (6) 17. ZYON (2) -- 5/18/06 -- Akira Kaibatsu -- 25 Days (7) 18. "IRON" MIKE CROSS -- 6/12/06 -- Zyon -- 58 Days 19. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 8/9/06 -- Mike Cross -- 13 Days and counting (1) This was a ladder match for the vacant title. (2) Tom Flesher was stripped of the title on 9/13/04, after walking out on a match with Ryan Dustin and the belt was held up. (3) This was a triple threat ladder match for the vacant title, also involving "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and The Birdman. (4) During his reign, The Insane Luchador passed away and the title was declared vacant. (5) As the current #1 Contender, Scott Pretzler was awarded the vacant title by Smarkdown Commissioner Tom Flesher. (6) This was an Air Raid Match, also involving Austin Sly and Stryke (7) This was a triple threat match, also involving Grendel Longest Title Reign - JJ Johnson, 141 Days Most Title Reigns - Wildchild, Spike Jenkins and Scott Pretzler, 2 Most Days with Title - JJ Johnson, 141 Days **** SWF INTERCONTINENTAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. NTD -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 19 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP - 10/07/00 -- NTD -- 29 Days 3. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 11/15/00 -- PDS -- 19 Days 4. MR. GALATEA - 12/4/00 -- Stubby "Pots" McWeed -- 13 Days (2) 5. FALLOUT -- 12/17/00 -- Mr. Galatea -- 42 Days 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 01/28/01 -- Fallout -- 8 Days (3) 7. OUTCAST -- 02/05/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 55 Days 8. MERCURY -- 04/01/01 -- Outcast -- 13 Days (4) 9. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 04/29/01 -- Angelous -- 28 Days(5) 10. CHRIS STORM -- 05/27/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 5 Days (6) 11. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 06/01/01 -- Chris Storm -- 35 Days 12. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 07/06/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 16 Days 13. AXIS -- 07/22/01 -- Chris Raynor -- 28 Days 14. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 08/19/01 -- Axis -- 19 Days (7) 12. CHRIS STORM (2)-- 09/07/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 9 Days 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 09/16/01 -- Chris Storm -- 61 Days (8) 14. AXIS (2) -- 11/16/01 -- Hville Thugg -- 37 Days 15. X -- 12/23/01 -- Axis -- 34 Days 16. THOTH -- 1/25/02 -- Xstasy -- 23 Days (9) 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Thoth -- 60 Days 18. THOTH (2) -- 4/18/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 10 Days 19. SACRED -- 4/28/02 -- Thoth -- 28 Days 20. FALLOUT (2) -- 5/26/02 -- Sacred -- 5 Days 21. SACRED (2) -- 5/31/02 -- Fallout -- 30 Days 22. EREK TAYLOR -- 6/30/02 -- Sacred -- 36 Days (10) 23. FALLOUT (3) -- 8/5/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 7 Days 24. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/12/02 -- Fallout -- 39 Days 25. PERFECT BO -- 9/20/02 -- Chris Wilson -- 9 Days (11) 26. TOM FLESHER -- 9/29/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 63 Days 27. OROCHI (3) -- 12/1/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 47 Days 28. FROST -- 1/17/03 -- Orochi -- 58 Days (12) 29. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Frost -- 0 Days 30. FROST (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 5 Days (13) 31. JAY DAWG -- 3/31/03 -- Danny Williams -- 34 Days (14) 32. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 5/4/03 -- Jay Dawg -- 55 Days 33. STRYKE -- 6/28/03 -- Danny Williams -- 9 Days 34. BEEZEL -- 7/7/03 -- Stryke -- 4 Days 35. MAK FRANCIS -- 7/11/03 -- Beezel -- 79 Days 36. "THE SACRED ONE" ANDREW BLACKWELL (3) -- 9/28/03 -- Mak Francis -- 24 Days 37. XSTASY (2) -- 10/22/03 -- Andrew Blackwell -- 40 Days 38. DACE NIGHT -- 12/01/03 -- Xstasy -- 15 Days 39. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 12/16/03 -- Dace Night -- 82 Days 40. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/7/04 -- Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -- 10 Days 41. TOXXIC -- 3/17/04 -- Insane Luchador -- 23 Days 42. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY -- 4/9/04 -- Toxxic -- 16 Days 43. TOXXIC (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Wildchild (15) -- 29 Days 44. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY (2) -- 5/24/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 45. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 6/23/04 -- Ace Lezaire (16) -- 24 Days 46. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 7/17/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 15 Days 47. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 8/1/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 59 Days 48. "THE ICON" MAX KING -- 9/29/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 39 Days (17) 49. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (3) -- 11/7/04 -- "The Icon" Max King -- 138 Days 50. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 3/25/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 5 Days (18) (1) NTD was the original champion, the belt was handed to him (2) Mr. Galatea defeated PDS, The Messiah, Fallout and Stubby in a Hide and Seek Match (3) Neilsen defeated Outcast and Fallout in a three way ladder match. (4) Mercury vacated the title due to various injuries (5) Mark Stevens defeated Angelous for the vacated title. (6) Chris Storm defeated Chris Wilson and Mark Stevens in a Last Man Standing Submission Match (7) Triple threat match also involving Xstasy (8) Triple threat match also involving Mistress Sarah (9) Triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo (10) Four way match also involving Fallout and Longdogger Pete (11) Triple threat Miami Mayhem match also involving Longdogger Pete (12) Triple threat match also involving Danny Williams (13) After winning the ICTV title from Frost, Neilsen rejected the belt, returning it to Frost and naming him the new champion. (14) Frost vacated the title on 3/21/03. This was a match for the vacant title. (15) Toxxic won the ICTV title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the first fall was for the ICTV title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) Ace Lezaire was Landon Maddix's opponent for the ICTV title after Janus vacated it earlier on the same night, having just won the SWF World Heavyweight Title on June 13th, 2004. (17) Max King was beaten in a Dumpster Match by Landon Maddix, for the title. However, due to a controversial decision in the match the title change was stricken from the records and King's title reign was deemed to have continued regardless. (18) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 138 Days Most Title Reigns - Fallout, Orochi/Thoth, Sacred and Landon Maddix, 3 Most Days with Title - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 220 Days **** SWF UNITED STATES / JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. OUTCAST -- 10/29/00 -- Spike -- 36 Days (1) 2. DIVEFIRE -- 12/04/00 -- Outcast -- 42 Days 3. MERCURY -- 01/15/01 -- Divefire -- 36 Days 4. AXIS -- 03/02/01 -- Mercury -- 45 Days 5. PERFECT BO -- 04/16/01 -- Axis -- 69 Days 6. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 06/24/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 28 Days (2) 7. GRIMEDOGG -- 07/22/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 28 Days 8. THOTH -- 08/19/01 -- Grimedogg -- 92 Days (3) 9. MERCURY (2) -- 11/19/01 -- Thoth -- 7 Days 10. BOBBY RILEY -- 11/26/01 -- Mercury -- 11 Days 11. SACRED -- 12/7/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 84 Days 12. XSTASY -- 3/1/02 -- Sacred -- 21 Days 13. JAY DAWG -- 3/22/02 -- Xstasy -- 9 Days 14. K-OS -- 3/31/02 -- Jay Dawg -- 5 Days (4) 15. JAY DAWG (2) -- 4/5/02 -- K-Os -- 8 Days 16. JAY DAWG (3) -- 4/28/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 33 Days (5) 17. TOM FLESHER -- 6/4/02 -- N/A -- 17 Days (6) 18. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 6/21/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 9 Days 19. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Chris Raynor -- 36 Days (7) 20. "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/5/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 4 Days 21. TOM FLESHER (3) -- 8/9/02 -- "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 22. TOD DEKINDES -- 9/13/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 49 Days 23. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/1/02 -- Tod deKindes -- 30 Days 24. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 12/1/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 68 Days 25. MAK FRANCIS -- 2/7/03 -- Danny Williams -- 16 Days 26. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 2/23/03 -- Mak Francis -- 21 Days 27. MAK FRANCIS (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Danny Williams -- 15 Days 28. MICHAEL CRAVEN -- 3/31/03 -- Mak Francis -- 23 Days 29. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/23/03 -- Michael Craven -- 11 Days 30. MICHAEL CRAVEN (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 49 Days 31. MAK FRANCIS (3) -- 6/22/03 -- Michael Craven -- 10 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (3) -- 7/2/03 -- Mak Francis -- 19 Days 33. EJIRO FASAKI -- 7/21/03 -- Michael Craven -- 93 Days 34. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 10/22/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 49 Days 35. LINCHPIN -- 12/10/03 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 28 Days 36. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 1/7/04 -- Linchpin (8) -- 9 Days 37. "SACRED" ANDREW BLACKWELL (2) -- 1/16/04 -- Charlie Matthews -- 51 Days (9) 38. "COYOTE" COY WEST -- 3/7/04 -- "Sacred" Andrew Blackwell -- 24 Days 39. STRYKE -- 3/31/04 -- "Coyote" Coy West -- 14 Days 40. "WILD" COY WEST (2) -- 4/14/04 -- Stryke (10) -- 26 Days 41. LANDON “LA CUCARACHA” MADDIX -- 5/10/04 -- “Wild” Coy West -- 34 Days 42. ALAN CLARK -- 6/13/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 10 Days 43. THE MASKED MAN -- 6/23/04 -- Alan Clark (11) -- 28 Days 44. MANSON -- 7/21/04 -- The Masked Man -- 26 Days 45. "THE CORONA" VLADIMIR EVERHEART -- 8/16/04 -- Manson -- 9 Days 46. DAVID CROSS -- 8/25/04 -- "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart -- 9 Days 47. ACE LEZAIRE -- 9/3/04 -- David Cross -- 16 Days 48. DAVID CROSS (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 24 Days 49. ACE LEZAIRE (2) -- 10/14/04 -- David Cross -- 8 Days 50. TODD CORTEZ -- 10/22/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 60 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 12/21/04 -- Todd Cortez -- 29 Days (12) 52. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 1/19/05 -- Sean Davis -- 46 Days (13) 53. AUSTIN SLY -- 3/7/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 19 Days 54. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 3/25/05 -- Austin Sly -- 5 Days (14) (1) Outcast won a 20 Man Tournament for the US Title, defeating Spike in the final. (2) This was a two fall, two title match, involving Edwin MacPhisto, Mark Stevens, Perfect Bo and eXodus. (3) Thoth defeated Grimedogg, Alex Cross and Robert Steele, in a Last Blood Match (4) This was a triple threat elimination match also involving Lady Red. (5) Due to a controversial decision the title was held up on 4/13/02. This was a match for the vacant title. (6) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title on 5/31/02. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title also involving Annie Eclectic and Xero. (7) This was a triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg. (8) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (9) Sacred defeated Landon Maddix on February 1st, 2004 to unify the United States and Smartmarks Junior League Championships. (10) This was a triple threat match also involving Todd Royal. (11) Alan Clark was involved in a four corners match with Todd Cortez and Aecas for the title where the first pin wins; Clark was the man pinned in the match. (12) Sean Davis won the USJL title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, by climbing the ladder and retrieiving Cortez's belt. Also involved in the match were Munich and Carnage. (13) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (14) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Ejiro Fasaki, 93 Days Most Title Reigns - Jay Dawg, Tom Flesher, Mak Francis and Michael Craven, 3 Most Days with Title - Sacred/Andrew Blackwell, 135 Days **** SWF WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. KELLY CONNELLY -- 10/13/04 -- n/a (1) -- 25 Days 2. MEGAN SKYE -- 11/7/04 -- Kelly Connelly -- 44 Days 3. KELLY CONNELLY (2) -- 12/21/04 -- Megan Skye -- 60 Days (2) (1) Kelly Connelly was given the belt as a present by Max King on October 13th. The first official defence of the belt occured on October 22nd, with Kelly retaining the title in a fourway dance against Ebony, Annie Eclectic and Megan Skye. (2) This was a Triple Threat, Christmas Tree Match also involving Jet. Longest Title Reign - Kelly Connelly, 60 Days Most Title Reigns - Kelly Connelly, 2 Most Days with Title - Kelly Connelly, 85 Days **** SWF LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. MAYOR MCCHEESE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 19 Days (1) 2. CURRY MAN -- 10/07/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 22 Days 3. "INSANE" JOE FLYER -- 10/29/00 -- Curry Man -- 28 Days 4. MAYOR MCCHEESE (2) -- 11/26/00 -- "Insane" Joe Flyer -- 19 Days (2) (3) 5. BOBBY RILEY -- 12/17/00 -- Exploding Chicken -- 82 Days (4) 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 3/09/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 45 Days (5) 7. SACRED -- 4/23/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 6 Days (6) 8. ANDREA MONTGOMERY -- 5/27/01 -- eXodus -- 40 Days (7) 9. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 7/06/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 8 Days 10. ANDREA MONTGOMERY (2) -- 7/14/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 8 Days 11. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 7/22/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 56 Days (8) 12. JAMIE "KID BULLET" BJORK -- 9/16/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 35 Days 13. FALLOUT -- 10/21/01 -- Jamie Bjork -- 152 Days (9) 14. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Fallout -- 42 Days 15. EREK TAYLOR -- 5/3/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 23 Days 16. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 5/26/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 63 Days 17. TOM FLESHER -- 7/28/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 68 Days 18. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 10/4/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 35 Days (10) 19. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (5) -- 11/8/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 4 Days (11) (1) This was for the vacant title. (2) Triple Threat match, also involving Exploding Chicken (3) Mayor McCheese was thought to be "killed" and his title was vacated (4) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (5) Triple Threat match, also involving Spike (6) At From the Fire (4/29/01), in a three title, three fall match, Grimedogg won the Light Heavyweight Title fall, however, he was over the limit, and the title became vacated. (7) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (8) Four way ladder match also involving Chris Storm and Mayor McCheese (9) Triple threat match with Mistress Sarah and the Hardcore Title on the line as well (10) Triple threat match also involving Tod deKindes (11) Triple threat match also involving Mak Francis. The Light-Heavyweight Title was suspended on 11/12/02. Longest Title Reign - Fallout, 152 Days Most Title Reigns - El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 173 Days **** OVERALL STATS **** Longest Title Reigns 1. Jay Hawke, 274 Days (INT) 2. Bruce Blank, 213 Days (HCG) 3. El Luchadore Magnifico, 175 Days (WHV) Most Title Reigns 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 (LHV) 2. Danny Williams, 4 (WHV) 2. El Luchadore Magnifico, 4 (WHV) 2. Chris Raynor, 4 (Tag) 2. Wildchild, 4 (Tag) 2. Johnny Dangerous, 4 (Tag) 2. Landon Maddix, 4 (Tag) 2. Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 (HCG) 2. Sean Davis, 4 (HCG) Most Days with Title 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 394 Days (WHV) 2. Wild and Dangerous, 312 Days (Tag) 3. Jay Hawke, 303 Days (INT)

I hope he really does call it a day, but I'd be surprised if we never saw him again. Whether anyone avoids signing him up on principal or not, Angle will find someone, somewhere. He'll convince someone he's good to go, all healed up and he'll wrestle his match. Guys like Flair and Hogan and even Austin toned their styles down/wrestled a toned down style from the get-go and they're naturally broken down. With Angle's style, he's broken down a lot faster. And yet, he'll still throw suplexes and get dumped on his head as and when he thinks it's needed. Also, if Angle's working for ROH, he won't be working 6-7 dates a month. ROH aren't exclusive, so he can take bookings on whatever indy shows he wants in the meantime. The Danielsons and Shelleys and the Sydals of this world certainly don't just work Ring Of Honor and sit sipping tea the rest of the month. The only thing is who'll take a gamble on him. And if the gamble is going to bring in a lot of attention and fans, therefore money, people will keep dipping in the Kurt Angle pool, be it regular or just 'one shot' after 'one shot'.

Pre-warning, I'm not sure if I'll get around to putting anything in tonight. Bank Holidays suck. And...probably only exist in the U.K, I don't know. But suffice to say, if you're reading this Akira, at least send something in. Thanks.

I will feedback once I actually read it (honest!), but suffice to say Papacita excelled himself on the graphics again. Sad as it may be, I honestly maked the fuck out when I scrolled down and saw the belt around "Maddix's" waist on my match's graphic.