King Cucaracha

I hate to say it, but Chris Hero's heel character is really so much better than having to get heat by 'shutting down a messageboard'.

Is Hulk Still Rules out of print? I forget whether that overlapped with the WWF/WWE cross-over or not.

I guess Matt's gonna be taking over Heidenreich's duty as 'guy pretending to be an LOD member'. That'd be entertaining, actually.

The fact that I'm an Englishman and can't write English accents properly is still pretty darned depressing, so kudos to Toxxic for editing my promo up a touch. They'll be more tonight folks! When I do love angles that nobody cares about, I go all the way with them damnit!

AHHHH! THERE'S TWO OF THEM! AHHH only has three H's. Also, Shiima Xion in the avatar? Nice.

Bingo. Dominic's gonna turn on Rey and it'll be revealed Eddie's family have been brainwashed by Orton. Dominic will then come out on the next Smackdown in a badly fitting suit and hit the Orton Pose of Doom. "Quote The Legend Killer, Nevermore!"

Tag Team ACTION~! Brains and Brawn vs. Leon Rodez and John "Rock Hard" Brickston Parka-man, if you want to use Bohemoth then that'd be fine. If you're looking for an X-Title defence (although there's no weight limit), then I haven't got around to debuting the uber-cool Dance Dance Dragon yet, so use him.

Also, the back not bleeding might have something to do with the larger surface area minimising the pressure of the steel's protrusions, but I'm not a science guy so don't quote me on it.

Executive decision, show is up, Heat/Rodez to be edited in at some point I'm sure.

If they brought Goldberg in, they'd have to book him strong at the expense of others. The only time he was really popular in the WWE was the Chamber Match where he was booked to look mega-strong. TNA's roster isn't strong enough to take that sort of booking though.

Since when have wrestlers worried about having good looking hair?

Rodez vs. Heat, which is coming from EDubC, not moi.

SMARTMARKS WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY - February 6th, 2005 **** SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. RANE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 1 Day (1) 2. NTD -- 9/19/00 -- N/A -- 4 Days (2) 3. G.O.A.T. -- 9/23/00 -- NTD -- 14 Days 4. RANE (2)-- 10/07/00 -- G.O.A.T. -- 58 Days 5. SPIKE -- 12/04/00 -- Rane -- 54 Days 6. RANE (3)-- 1/27/01 -- Spike -- 63 Days 7. PDS -- 4/01/01 -- Rane -- 12 Days 8. DIVEFIRE -- 4/13/01 -- PDS -- 21 Days (3) 9. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 5/27/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 44 Days (4)(5) 10. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 7/22/01 -- N/A -- 28 Days (6) 11. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/19/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 28 Days 12. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 47 Days (7) 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 11/02/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 79 Days (8) 14. SUICIDE KING -- 1/20/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 28 Days 15. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Suicide King -- 9 Days 16. HVILLE THUGG (2) -- 2/26/02 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 89 Days 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 5/26/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 103 Days (9) 18. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 9/6/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 35 Days 19. SACRED -- 10/11/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 16 Days 20. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Sacred -- 140 Days 21. TNT -- 3/16/03 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 19 Days 22. TOM FLESHER -- 4/4/03 -- TNT -- 89 Days 23. THOTH -- 7/2/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 14 Days 24. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 7/16/03 -- Thoth -- 58 Days 25. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 9/12/03 -- Boston Strangler -- 95 Days 26. EJIRO FASAKI -- 12/16/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 22 Days 27. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 1/7/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 15 Days 28. VA’AIGA -- 2/1/04 -- Danny Williams -- 35 Days 29. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 3/7/04 -- Va’aiga -- 49 Days 30. “THE NOTORIOUS” JOHN DURAN -- 4/25/04 -- Charlie “Grappler” Matthews -- 10 Days 31. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 5/5/04 -- “The Notorious” John Duran -- 9 Days 32. NATHANIEL KIBAGAMI -- 5/14/04 -- Danny Williams -- 10 Days 33. DANNY WILLIAMS (3) -- 5/24/04 -- Nathaniel Kibagami -- 20 Days 34. JANUS -- 6/13/04 -- Danny Williams -- 49 Days 35. TOXXIC -- 8/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (10) -- 19 Days 36. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 8/20/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 37. TOXXIC (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 93 Days 38. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 12/21/04 -- Toxxic -- 24 Days 39. SACRED (2) -- 1/14/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 35 Days 40. TOXXIC (3) -- 2/18/05 -- Sacred -- 89 Days 41. EJIRO FASAKI (2) -- 5/18/05 -- Toxxic -- 74 Days 42. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 7/31/05 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 28 Days 43. DANNY WILLIAMS (4) -- 8/29/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 21 Days 44. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 9/20/05 -- Danny Williams -- 139 Days and counting (1) Rane defeated NTD to become the first IGNWF Champ (2) Rane handed the title over to NTD (3) Divefire vacated the title upon becoming commissioner (4) Stubby won an eight man tournament, defeating Bobby Riley in the finals. (5) Stubby vacated the title due to a neck injury (6) This was Regenerate Rules match involving Mark Stevens, Bobby Riley, Mercury, Chris Wilson and Perfect Bo for the vacant title. (7) This was a six pack challenge involving King of Hearts, Neilsen of the Jungle, Axis, Chris Wilson, El Luchadore Magnifico and Stubby "Pots" McWeed. (8) Hville Thugg's ICTV Title was also on the line in this match. (9) This was a triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo. (10) Toxxic beat Tom Flesher and Janus in a triple threat match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. Longest Title Reign - El Luchadore Magnifico, 140 Days Most Title Reigns - Danny Williams and El Luchadore Magnifico, 4 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 358 Days and counting ****SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP**** 1. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 3/30/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 25 Days (1) 2. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 4/24/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 5 Days 3. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 4/29/05 -- 29 Days 4. ARCH GRIFFON -- 5/28/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 15 Days 5. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE (2) -- 6/12/05 -- 238 Days and counting (1) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Jay Hawke, 238 Days and counting Most Title Reigns - Jay Hawke, 2 Most Days with Title - Jay Hawke, 267 Days and counting **** SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. NTD & RANE -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 7 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP & RANE (2) -- 9/25/00 -- Curry Man -- 12 Days (2) (3) 3. DANNY VIGILANTE & DIVEFIRE -- 10/29/00 -- Malignant Odium -- 49 Days (4) 4. ANGELOUS & MOLOCK -- 12/17/00 -- DVD -- 105 Days 5. CHRIS RAYNOR & CHRIS STORM -- 4/01/01 -- The Fallen -- 19 Days 6. CYCLONE COMET & RANE (3) -- 4/20/01 -- Y2Chris -- 42 Days 7. AXIS & CYCLONE COMET (2)-- 6/01/01 -- N/A -- 23 Days (5) 8. ANGELOUS (2) & MOLOCK (2) -- 6/24/01 -- Cyclone Comet and Axis -- 20 Days (6) 9. CHRIS WILSON & HVILLE THUGG -- 7/14/01 -- The Fallen -- 3 Days (7) 10. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE & PERFECT BO -- 7/22/01 -- HVille Thugg and Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days (8) 11. CHRIS RAYNOR (2) & SPARK -- 8/19/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle and Perfect Bo -- 28 Days 12. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS & OUTCAST -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Raynor and Spark -- 35 Days 13. ANDREA MONTGOMERY & JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 10/21/01-- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens and Outcast -- 23 Days 14. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) & MISTRESS SARAH -- 11/12/01 -- Andrea Montgomery & Johnny Rotten -- 14 Days 15. HVILLE THUGG (2) & X -- 11/26/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens & Mistress Sarah -- 27 Days 16. EDWIN MACPHISTO & "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (3) -- 12/23/01 -- Hville Thugg & X -- 47 Days 17. SPIDER NEKURA & THOTH -- 2/8/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto & "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 79 Days 18. CHRIS RAYNOR (3) & EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 4/28/02 -- Spider Nekura & Thoth -- 12 Days (9) 19. JAY DAWG & SACRED -- 5/10/02 -- Chris Raynor & El Luchadore Magnifico -- 28 Days 20. CHRIS WILSON (2) & STRYKE -- 6/7/02 -- Jay Dawg & Sacred -- 31 Days 21. CHRIS RAYNOR (4) & EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 7/8/02 -- Chris Wilson & Stryke -- 35 Days 22. FROST & "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/12/02 -- Chris Raynor & Edwin MacPhisto -- 60 Days 23. CED ORDONEZ & THOTH (2) -- 10/11/02 -- Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 24. FROST (2) & TOM FLESHER -- 11/22/02 -- Ced Ordonez & Mak Francis -- 114 Days (10) 25. EJIRO FASAKI & JUDGE MENTAL -- 3/16/03 -- Frost & Tom Flesher -- 117 Days 26. DACE NIGHT & VA'AIGA -- 7/11/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki & William Hearford -- 31 Days 27. QUIZ & SHOW -- 8/10/03 -- Dace Night & Va'aiga (11) -- 69 Days 28. EJIRO FASAKI (2) & JUDGE MENTAL (2) -- 10/18/03 -- Quiz & John Duran (12) -- 90 Days 29. JOHNNY DANGEROUS & WILDCHILD -- 1/16/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki & Judge Mental (13) -- 75 Days 30. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY & AECAS -- 3/31/04 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 14 Days 31. TODD CORTEZ & MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas (14) -- 5 Days 32. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) & WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 6 Days 33. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY (2) & AECAS (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen (15) -- 19 Days 34. TODD CORTEZ (2) & MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas -- 128 Days 35. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS & SEAN DAVIS -- 9/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 36. CHRISTIAN FURY & DAVID CROSS -- 10/8/04 --"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis -- 59 Days 37. TOXXIC & SEAN DAVIS (2) -- 12/6/04 -- Christian Fury and David Cross -- 31 Days 38. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (3) & WILDCHILD (3) -- 1/5/05 -- Toxxic and Sean Davis -- 134 Days 39. TODD CORTEZ (3) & LANDON MADDIX -- 5/18/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 40 Days (16) 40. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (4) & WILDCHILD (4) -- 6/27/05 -- Todd Cortez & Landon Maddix -- 97 Days 41. LANDON MADDIX (2) & JAY HAWKE -- 10/3/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 35 Days 42. KOJI KITANO & TORU TAKAHARA -- 11/7/05 -- Landon Maddix & Jay Hawke -- 77 Days 43. LANDON MADDIX (3) & "THE ICON" MAX KING -- 23/1/05 -- KOJI Kitano & TORU Takahara -- 14 Days and counting (1) Claimed belts due to no competition (2) PDS won NTD's half on the belts, by defeating Curry Man (3) Rane/PDS handed over the titles at Genesis, as Jayson ruled no one could hold more than one belt. (4) Triple threat match, also involving FX for the vacant tag titles. (5) Rane retired, handing over his tag team belt to Axis (6) Triple Threat Casino Brawl, also involving Silencer/El Luchadore Magnifico (7) Mercury stripped Wilson and Thugg of the titles on July 17th, stating that Wilson couldn't hold more than one title. (8) This was for the vacant tag titles (9) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Erek Taylor & Munich. (10) Ced and Thoth were stripped of the titles on 11/15/02. This was a match for the vacant titles. (11) This was a triple threat tag match also involving CIA & Mak Francis. (12) John Duran was awarded half of the tag title belts on 10/03/03 following an injury to Show. (13) This was a four corners match also involving Janus & Dace Night and Va’aiga & John Duran. (14) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Tom Flesher & Ann Onita. (15) Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas won the tag team titles in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the third fall was for the tag team titles. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) This was a three team TLC Match, also involving Manson & Arch Griffon. Longest Title Reign - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 134 Days Most Title Reigns, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 4 Most Title Reigns, individual - Chris Raynor, Johnny Dangerous and Wildchild, 4 Most Days with Title, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 312 Days Most Days with Title, individual - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 312 Days **** SWF HARDCORE GAMERS CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. G.O.A.T. -- 09/20/00 -- N/A -- 3 Days (1) (2) 2. SPIKE -- 10/29/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 17 Days (3) 3. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 11/15/00 -- Spike -- 54 Days 4. GRIMEDOGG -- 01/08/01 -- Phoenix -- 60 Days (4) 5. PERFECT BO -- 03/09/01 -- Grimedogg -- 51 Days 6. SACRED -- 04/29/01 -- Perfect Bo -- 15 Days 7. GRUNGE -- 05/14/01 -- Sacred -- 4 Days (5) 8. CHRIS WILSON -- 05/18/01 -- Grunge -- 60 Days 9. SPARK -- 07/17/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 5 Days (6) 10. GRUNGE (2) -- 07/22/01 -- Spark -- 15 Days 11. FALLOUT -- 08/06/01 -- Grunge -- 13 Days 12. JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 08/19/01 -- Fallout -- 28 Days 13. GRIMEDOGG (2) -- 09/16/01 -- Johnny Rotten -- 12 Days 14. FALLOUT (2) -- 09/28/01 -- Grimedogg -- 23 Days (7) 15. MISTRESS SARAH -- 10/21/01 -- Fallout -- 27 Days (8) 16. X -- 11/16/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 14 Days 17. MISTRESS SARAH (2) -- 11/30/01 -- X -- 14 Days 18. FALLOUT (3) -- 12/14/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 31 Days 19. MUNICH -- 1/14/02 -- Fallout -- 6 Days 20. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 1/20/02 -- Munich -- 61 Days 21. MISTRESS SARAH (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Boston Strangler -- 9 Days 22. LONGDOGGER PETE -- 3/31/02 -- Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days 23. STRYKE -- 4/28/02 -- Longdogger Pete -- 28 Days 24. ASH KETCHUM -- 5/26/02 -- Stryke -- 9 Days 25. STRYKE (2) -- 6/4/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 26 Days 26. ASH KETCHUM (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Stryke -- 8 Days 27. JAY DAWG -- 7/8/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 83 Days 28. CED ORDONEZ -- 9/29/02 -- Mercury -- 8 Days (9) 29. FROST -- 10/7/02 -- Ced Ordonez -- 20 Days 30. ASH KETCHUM (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Frost -- 19 Days 31. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/15/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 25 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (4) -- 12/10/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 34 Days 33. JUDGE MENTAL -- 1/13/03 -- Michael Craven -- 77 Days 34. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 3/31/03 -- Judge Mental -- 4 Days (10) 35. WILDCHILD -- 4/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 5 Days 36. JANUS -- 4/9/03 -- n/a -- 9 Days (11) 37. BEEZEL -- 4/18/03 -- Janus -- 18 Days 38. JANUS (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Beezel -- 10 Days 39. DACE NIGHT -- 5/14/03 -- Janus -- 39 Days (12) 40. CIA -- 6/22/03 -- Dace Night -- 15 Days 41. VA'AIGA -- 7/7/03 -- CIA -- 18 Days 42. WILDCHILD (2) -- 7/25/03 -- Va'aiga -- 138 Days 43. JANUS (3) -- 12/10/03 -- Wildchild -- 58 Days 44. JOHN DURAN -- 2/6/04 -- Janus -- 14 Days 45. AECAS -- 2/20/04 -- John Duran -- 16 Days 46. TOXXIC -- 3/7/04 -- Aecas -- 49 Days 47. JIMMY "THE DEMON" LISTON -- 4/25/04 -- Mike Van Siclen (13) -- 10 Days 48. MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/5/04 -- Jimmy “The Demon” Liston -- 54 Days 49. RYAN DUSTIN -- 6/28/04 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 50. MARTIN "BIG COUNTRY" HUNT -- 7/17/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 15 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 8/1/04 -- Martin "Big Country" Hunt -- 64 Days 52. CHRISTIAN FURY -- 10/4/04 -- Sean Davis -- 10 Days 53. SEAN DAVIS (2) --10/14/04 -- Christian Fury -- 4 Days 54. CARNAGE -- 10/18/04 -- Sean Davis -- 20 Days 55. CHRISTIAN FURY (2) -- 11/7/04 -- Carnage -- 24 Days 56. SEAN DAVIS (3) -- 12/1/04 -- Christian Fury -- 20 Days 57. TODD CORTEZ -- 12/21/04 -- Carnage -- 80 Days (14) 58. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/11/05 -- n/a (15) -- 28 Days 59. JJ JOHNSON -- 4/8/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 16 Days 60. INSANE LUCHADOR (2) -- 4/24/05 -- JJ Johnson -- 34 Days 61. MANSON -- 5/28/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 5 Days 62. INSANE LUCHADOR (3) -- 6/2/05 -- Manson -- 10 Days 63. ZYON -- 6/12/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 49 Days 64. MARCUS WARD -- 7/31/05 -- Zyon -- 32 Days (16) 65. BRUCE BLANK -- 9/2/05 -- Marcus Ward -- 157 Days and counting (1) G.O.A.T. claimed the vacant belt. (2) G.O.A.T. dropped the title upon becoming World Champion (3) Match for the vacant title (4) This was a triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (5) This was a Four way match, also involving Jay Dawg and Apostle (6) This was a Triple threat match also involving Grimedogg (7) This was a Triple threat elimination match also involving Chris Storm (8) This was a Triple threat match with Jamie Bjork and the Light Heavyweight Title on the line as well (9) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title at Genesis 3, and Mercury took his place, challenging Ced Ordonez for the vacant title. (10) This was a Triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (11) Wildchild vacated the title on 4/9/03. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title, against Johnny Dangerous and Mike Van Siclen. (12) This was a Triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg (13) Jimmy "The Demon" Liston won the HCG title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the second fall was for the HCG title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (14) Todd Cortez won the HCG title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, pinning Carnage. Also involved were Sean Davis and Munich. (15) The Insane Luchador won the HCG Title in Calvinball 2, versus Todd Cortez, Toxxic, Alan Clark, Austin Sly and Scott Pretzler, despite not winning the match. (16) This was a Triple Threat, 'Lady Luck Is A Bitch' Match, also involving Nick "The Hitlist" Blum Longest Title Reign - Bruce Blank, 157 Days and counting Most Title Reigns - Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 Most Days with Title - Bruce Blank, 157 Days and counting **** SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. WILDCHILD -- 2/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (1) -- 35 Days 2. ALAN CLARK -- 3/1/04 -- Wildchild -- 44 Days 3. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 4/14/04 -- Alan Clark -- 70 Days 4. AUSTIN SLY -- 6/23/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 19 Days 5. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS -- 7/12/04 -- Austin Sly -- 14 Days 6. TOM FLESHER -- 7/26/04 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days (2) 7. "THE REAL DEAL" RYAN DUSTIN -- 9/19/04 -- n/a -- 29 Days (3) 8. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS (2) -- 10/18/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 120 Days 9. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER -- 2/14/05 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days 10. WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/4/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 38 Days 11. THE INSANE LUCHADOR -- 5/13/05 -- Wildchild -- 37 Days (4) 12. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER (2) -- 6/27/05 -- n/a -- 49 Days (5) 13. JJ JOHNSON -- 8/15/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 141 Days 14. ZYON -- 1/4/06 -- JJ Johnson -- 33 Days and counting (1) This was a ladder match for the vacant title. (2) Tom Flesher was stripped of the title on 9/13/04, after walking out on a match with Ryan Dustin and the belt was held up. (3) This was a triple threat ladder match for the vacant title, also involving "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and The Birdman. (4) During his reign, The Insane Luchador passed away and the title was declared vacant. (5) As the current #1 Contender, Scott Pretzler was awarded the vacant title by Smarkdown Commissioner Tom Flesher. Longest Title Reign - JJ Johnson, 141 Days Most Title Reigns - Wildchild, Spike Jenkins and Scott Pretzler, 2 Most Days with Title - JJ Johnson, 141 Days **** SWF INTERCONTINENTAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. NTD -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 19 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP - 10/07/00 -- NTD -- 29 Days 3. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 11/15/00 -- PDS -- 19 Days 4. MR. GALATEA - 12/4/00 -- Stubby "Pots" McWeed -- 13 Days (2) 5. FALLOUT -- 12/17/00 -- Mr. Galatea -- 42 Days 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 01/28/01 -- Fallout -- 8 Days (3) 7. OUTCAST -- 02/05/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 55 Days 8. MERCURY -- 04/01/01 -- Outcast -- 13 Days (4) 9. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 04/29/01 -- Angelous -- 28 Days(5) 10. CHRIS STORM -- 05/27/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 5 Days (6) 11. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 06/01/01 -- Chris Storm -- 35 Days 12. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 07/06/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 16 Days 13. AXIS -- 07/22/01 -- Chris Raynor -- 28 Days 14. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 08/19/01 -- Axis -- 19 Days (7) 12. CHRIS STORM (2)-- 09/07/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 9 Days 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 09/16/01 -- Chris Storm -- 61 Days (8) 14. AXIS (2) -- 11/16/01 -- Hville Thugg -- 37 Days 15. X -- 12/23/01 -- Axis -- 34 Days 16. THOTH -- 1/25/02 -- Xstasy -- 23 Days (9) 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Thoth -- 60 Days 18. THOTH (2) -- 4/18/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 10 Days 19. SACRED -- 4/28/02 -- Thoth -- 28 Days 20. FALLOUT (2) -- 5/26/02 -- Sacred -- 5 Days 21. SACRED (2) -- 5/31/02 -- Fallout -- 30 Days 22. EREK TAYLOR -- 6/30/02 -- Sacred -- 36 Days (10) 23. FALLOUT (3) -- 8/5/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 7 Days 24. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/12/02 -- Fallout -- 39 Days 25. PERFECT BO -- 9/20/02 -- Chris Wilson -- 9 Days (11) 26. TOM FLESHER -- 9/29/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 63 Days 27. OROCHI (3) -- 12/1/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 47 Days 28. FROST -- 1/17/03 -- Orochi -- 58 Days (12) 29. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Frost -- 0 Days 30. FROST (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 5 Days (13) 31. JAY DAWG -- 3/31/03 -- Danny Williams -- 34 Days (14) 32. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 5/4/03 -- Jay Dawg -- 55 Days 33. STRYKE -- 6/28/03 -- Danny Williams -- 9 Days 34. BEEZEL -- 7/7/03 -- Stryke -- 4 Days 35. MAK FRANCIS -- 7/11/03 -- Beezel -- 79 Days 36. "THE SACRED ONE" ANDREW BLACKWELL (3) -- 9/28/03 -- Mak Francis -- 24 Days 37. XSTASY (2) -- 10/22/03 -- Andrew Blackwell -- 40 Days 38. DACE NIGHT -- 12/01/03 -- Xstasy -- 15 Days 39. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 12/16/03 -- Dace Night -- 82 Days 40. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/7/04 -- Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -- 10 Days 41. TOXXIC -- 3/17/04 -- Insane Luchador -- 23 Days 42. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY -- 4/9/04 -- Toxxic -- 16 Days 43. TOXXIC (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Wildchild (15) -- 29 Days 44. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY (2) -- 5/24/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 45. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 6/23/04 -- Ace Lezaire (16) -- 24 Days 46. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 7/17/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 15 Days 47. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 8/1/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 59 Days 48. "THE ICON" MAX KING -- 9/29/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 39 Days (17) 49. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (3) -- 11/7/04 -- "The Icon" Max King -- 138 Days 50. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 3/25/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 5 Days (18) (1) NTD was the original champion, the belt was handed to him (2) Mr. Galatea defeated PDS, The Messiah, Fallout and Stubby in a Hide and Seek Match (3) Neilsen defeated Outcast and Fallout in a three way ladder match. (4) Mercury vacated the title due to various injuries (5) Mark Stevens defeated Angelous for the vacated title. (6) Chris Storm defeated Chris Wilson and Mark Stevens in a Last Man Standing Submission Match (7) Triple threat match also involving Xstasy (8) Triple threat match also involving Mistress Sarah (9) Triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo (10) Four way match also involving Fallout and Longdogger Pete (11) Triple threat Miami Mayhem match also involving Longdogger Pete (12) Triple threat match also involving Danny Williams (13) After winning the ICTV title from Frost, Neilsen rejected the belt, returning it to Frost and naming him the new champion. (14) Frost vacated the title on 3/21/03. This was a match for the vacant title. (15) Toxxic won the ICTV title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the first fall was for the ICTV title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) Ace Lezaire was Landon Maddix's opponent for the ICTV title after Janus vacated it earlier on the same night, having just won the SWF World Heavyweight Title on June 13th, 2004. (17) Max King was beaten in a Dumpster Match by Landon Maddix, for the title. However, due to a controversial decision in the match the title change was stricken from the records and King's title reign was deemed to have continued regardless. (18) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 138 Days Most Title Reigns - Fallout, Orochi/Thoth, Sacred and Landon Maddix, 3 Most Days with Title - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 220 Days **** SWF UNITED STATES / JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. OUTCAST -- 10/29/00 -- Spike -- 36 Days (1) 2. DIVEFIRE -- 12/04/00 -- Outcast -- 42 Days 3. MERCURY -- 01/15/01 -- Divefire -- 36 Days 4. AXIS -- 03/02/01 -- Mercury -- 45 Days 5. PERFECT BO -- 04/16/01 -- Axis -- 69 Days 6. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 06/24/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 28 Days (2) 7. GRIMEDOGG -- 07/22/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 28 Days 8. THOTH -- 08/19/01 -- Grimedogg -- 92 Days (3) 9. MERCURY (2) -- 11/19/01 -- Thoth -- 7 Days 10. BOBBY RILEY -- 11/26/01 -- Mercury -- 11 Days 11. SACRED -- 12/7/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 84 Days 12. XSTASY -- 3/1/02 -- Sacred -- 21 Days 13. JAY DAWG -- 3/22/02 -- Xstasy -- 9 Days 14. K-OS -- 3/31/02 -- Jay Dawg -- 5 Days (4) 15. JAY DAWG (2) -- 4/5/02 -- K-Os -- 8 Days 16. JAY DAWG (3) -- 4/28/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 33 Days (5) 17. TOM FLESHER -- 6/4/02 -- N/A -- 17 Days (6) 18. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 6/21/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 9 Days 19. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Chris Raynor -- 36 Days (7) 20. "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/5/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 4 Days 21. TOM FLESHER (3) -- 8/9/02 -- "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 22. TOD DEKINDES -- 9/13/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 49 Days 23. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/1/02 -- Tod deKindes -- 30 Days 24. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 12/1/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 68 Days 25. MAK FRANCIS -- 2/7/03 -- Danny Williams -- 16 Days 26. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 2/23/03 -- Mak Francis -- 21 Days 27. MAK FRANCIS (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Danny Williams -- 15 Days 28. MICHAEL CRAVEN -- 3/31/03 -- Mak Francis -- 23 Days 29. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/23/03 -- Michael Craven -- 11 Days 30. MICHAEL CRAVEN (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 49 Days 31. MAK FRANCIS (3) -- 6/22/03 -- Michael Craven -- 10 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (3) -- 7/2/03 -- Mak Francis -- 19 Days 33. EJIRO FASAKI -- 7/21/03 -- Michael Craven -- 93 Days 34. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 10/22/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 49 Days 35. LINCHPIN -- 12/10/03 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 28 Days 36. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 1/7/04 -- Linchpin (8) -- 9 Days 37. "SACRED" ANDREW BLACKWELL (2) -- 1/16/04 -- Charlie Matthews -- 51 Days (9) 38. "COYOTE" COY WEST -- 3/7/04 -- "Sacred" Andrew Blackwell -- 24 Days 39. STRYKE -- 3/31/04 -- "Coyote" Coy West -- 14 Days 40. "WILD" COY WEST (2) -- 4/14/04 -- Stryke (10) -- 26 Days 41. LANDON “LA CUCARACHA” MADDIX -- 5/10/04 -- “Wild” Coy West -- 34 Days 42. ALAN CLARK -- 6/13/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 10 Days 43. THE MASKED MAN -- 6/23/04 -- Alan Clark (11) -- 28 Days 44. MANSON -- 7/21/04 -- The Masked Man -- 26 Days 45. "THE CORONA" VLADIMIR EVERHEART -- 8/16/04 -- Manson -- 9 Days 46. DAVID CROSS -- 8/25/04 -- "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart -- 9 Days 47. ACE LEZAIRE -- 9/3/04 -- David Cross -- 16 Days 48. DAVID CROSS (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 24 Days 49. ACE LEZAIRE (2) -- 10/14/04 -- David Cross -- 8 Days 50. TODD CORTEZ -- 10/22/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 60 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 12/21/04 -- Todd Cortez -- 29 Days (12) 52. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 1/19/05 -- Sean Davis -- 46 Days (13) 53. AUSTIN SLY -- 3/7/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 19 Days 54. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 3/25/05 -- Austin Sly -- 5 Days (14) (1) Outcast won a 20 Man Tournament for the US Title, defeating Spike in the final. (2) This was a two fall, two title match, involving Edwin MacPhisto, Mark Stevens, Perfect Bo and eXodus. (3) Thoth defeated Grimedogg, Alex Cross and Robert Steele, in a Last Blood Match (4) This was a triple threat elimination match also involving Lady Red. (5) Due to a controversial decision the title was held up on 4/13/02. This was a match for the vacant title. (6) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title on 5/31/02. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title also involving Annie Eclectic and Xero. (7) This was a triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg. (8) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (9) Sacred defeated Landon Maddix on February 1st, 2004 to unify the United States and Smartmarks Junior League Championships. (10) This was a triple threat match also involving Todd Royal. (11) Alan Clark was involved in a four corners match with Todd Cortez and Aecas for the title where the first pin wins; Clark was the man pinned in the match. (12) Sean Davis won the USJL title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, by climbing the ladder and retrieiving Cortez's belt. Also involved in the match were Munich and Carnage. (13) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (14) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Ejiro Fasaki, 93 Days Most Title Reigns - Jay Dawg, Tom Flesher, Mak Francis and Michael Craven, 3 Most Days with Title - Sacred/Andrew Blackwell, 135 Days **** SWF WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. KELLY CONNELLY -- 10/13/04 -- n/a (1) -- 25 Days 2. MEGAN SKYE -- 11/7/04 -- Kelly Connelly -- 44 Days 3. KELLY CONNELLY (2) -- 12/21/04 -- Megan Skye -- 60 Days (2) (1) Kelly Connelly was given the belt as a present by Max King on October 13th. The first official defence of the belt occured on October 22nd, with Kelly retaining the title in a fourway dance against Ebony, Annie Eclectic and Megan Skye. (2) This was a Triple Threat, Christmas Tree Match also involving Jet. Longest Title Reign - Kelly Connelly, 60 Days Most Title Reigns - Kelly Connelly, 2 Most Days with Title - Kelly Connelly, 85 Days **** SWF LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. MAYOR MCCHEESE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 19 Days (1) 2. CURRY MAN -- 10/07/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 22 Days 3. "INSANE" JOE FLYER -- 10/29/00 -- Curry Man -- 28 Days 4. MAYOR MCCHEESE (2) -- 11/26/00 -- "Insane" Joe Flyer -- 19 Days (2) (3) 5. BOBBY RILEY -- 12/17/00 -- Exploding Chicken -- 82 Days (4) 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 3/09/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 45 Days (5) 7. SACRED -- 4/23/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 6 Days (6) 8. ANDREA MONTGOMERY -- 5/27/01 -- eXodus -- 40 Days (7) 9. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 7/06/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 8 Days 10. ANDREA MONTGOMERY (2) -- 7/14/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 8 Days 11. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 7/22/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 56 Days (8) 12. JAMIE "KID BULLET" BJORK -- 9/16/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 35 Days 13. FALLOUT -- 10/21/01 -- Jamie Bjork -- 152 Days (9) 14. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Fallout -- 42 Days 15. EREK TAYLOR -- 5/3/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 23 Days 16. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 5/26/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 63 Days 17. TOM FLESHER -- 7/28/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 68 Days 18. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 10/4/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 35 Days (10) 19. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (5) -- 11/8/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 4 Days (11) (1) This was for the vacant title. (2) Triple Threat match, also involving Exploding Chicken (3) Mayor McCheese was thought to be "killed" and his title was vacated (4) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (5) Triple Threat match, also involving Spike (6) At From the Fire (4/29/01), in a three title, three fall match, Grimedogg won the Light Heavyweight Title fall, however, he was over the limit, and the title became vacated. (7) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (8) Four way ladder match also involving Chris Storm and Mayor McCheese (9) Triple threat match with Mistress Sarah and the Hardcore Title on the line as well (10) Triple threat match also involving Tod deKindes (11) Triple threat match also involving Mak Francis. The Light-Heavyweight Title was suspended on 11/12/02. Longest Title Reign - Fallout, 152 Days Most Title Reigns - El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 173 Days **** OVERALL STATS **** Longest Title Reigns 1. Jay Hawke, 238 Days and counting (INT) 2. Fallout, 152 Days (LHV) 3. El Luchadore Magnifico, 140 Days (WHV) Most Title Reigns 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 (LHV) 2. Danny Williams, 4 (WHV) 2. El Luchadore Magnifico, 4 (WHV) 2. Chris Raynor, 4 (Tag) 2. Wildchild, 4 (Tag) 2. Johnny Dangerous, 4 (Tag) 2. Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 (HCG) Most Days with Title 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 358 Days and counting (WHV) 2. Wild and Dangerous, 312 Days (Tag) 3. Jay Hawke, 267 Days and counting (INT)

Take THAT, Toxxic's moderately sized penis.

Ah! But you forget, that's ALL that I rock at. Advantage, me.

In the spirit of ripping off pop culture references that are out of date, CM Punk should be brought in as C. Montgomery Punk. As in, Burns, obviously. Have him speak like someone from the 1920s, reference people who nobody is old enough to remember, he'd always forget the name of his opponents and the people he's supposed to be teaming with. Of course, they'd need someone to be his 'Smithers like assistant'...just find someone from OVW who isn't doing anything. Or, better yet, use Josh Matthews. He looks the part. It can be discovered in an hilarious segment that Punk has that disease that makes you age too fast and that he's really got the body of a brittle old man underneath the muscles and non-oldness and stuff. They'd need to find something that could give Punk momentary youth, just to make it believable. When he hasn't got this thing, be it magic potion or a magic knitted XxX hat, Punk is so weak that Josh has to fight his battles for him and of course he fails. Then they fall in love happily ever after yadda yadda yadda.

Where did the sudden love for Matt Morgan spring from? Maybe I missed the part where he was a good worker, but even so, the last thing they need is more WWE cast-offs...especially ones who never actually DID anything with the company. Okay, three names off the top of my head: Claudio Castagnoli. Colt Cabana (big compared to the X guys at least) And, at a push, Kevin Steen.

Walking through the backstage area, OAOAST General Manager Axel has the typical "cock of the walk" swagger in his step that a man in control should have. Axel also has a big smile on his face, content with the world. As he walks back towards his office, a few of the OAOAST wrestlers who happen to be around give him passing looks, trying not to show too much disgust towards the man with their careers in his hands. All except Leon Rodez, who happens to be leant up against a wall talking with the foursome of Otaku II, Spanish Fly, John Brickston and Colombian Heat. Upon seeing Axel, he breaks away from the four and watches as Axel walks past. RODEZ Hey! Axel! Recognising the Michigan twang in the voice instantly, Axel is confused. Not just to why Leon wants to speak to him, but to why Leon would actually assume that he would even give him the time of day. AXEL What is it Rodez? RODEZ I need a favour. Now, I know what you're thinking...I don't ACTUALLY care about the OAOAST. And the only reason I will get off my ass is if anything revolves around The Upstarts, Zack Malibu, Ragdoll or when I need to check the cricket scores. But, I'd love it if you prove you're more than just a 'novelty' General Manager and take an interest in something. AXEL You're pushing your luck kid. RODEZ Oh noez! Axel is teh angry! I'd better watch out, before your nephew's second cousin's sister's gardener, twice-removed, decides to attack me and join the presitigious Upstarts. The very same Upstarts that are about 'youth' and 'opportunites' for all...especially washed up former X-Division Champions who just HAPPEN to be related to you. But, I digress. Incase you weren't too busy routing through the Baker family tree to notice, Tha Puerto Rican and his goonfest jumped me last week. And I'm a little peeved about it. Now, I don't do angry and I don't do sneak attacks. Which means, I need him in a match. So, how about you do your job and grant me a 24/7 Title shot? Axel has a wry smile on his face and seems ready and willing to turn Rodez down. Before he gets the chance though, Colombian Heat has joined the fray. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo, no offence meant brah, but you gon' have to wait your turn. GM, you know I deserve another shot at Puerto. I got screwed at 'Palooza mang! I got screwed by Stephen Joseph an' I know you don't like that sucka. AXEL That is true. RODEZ No offence right back at you, Heat. But, you've already had your shot. Maybe it's about time PRL had a little step up in competition? AXEL Well... COLOMBIAN HEAT Meanin'? RODEZ Meaning, it's about time PRL faced somebody who's got a little championship experience. COLOMBIAN HEAT So, you sayin' I ain't up to beating Puerto? RODEZ No, no, far from it. I'm sure you could 'crunk him up', with your 'poppin' gear' and your 'bling bling' and whatever. I just think that I'm up to beating PRL myself. And, call me selfish, but you've already had approaching a dozen matches with the guy. AXEL Could we discuss this somewhere a little more private perhaps? I do have an office for these sorts of things... Ignoring Axel, Rodez and Heat continue to 'discuss' the issue between themselves. Their discussion goes out of earshot though, as Axel is lead away by the arm by a certain Thomas Rodriguez. Axel seems confused, mighty confused by now, but goes with the proverbial flow as Rodriguez leads him to the door labelled "AXEL, GENERAL MANAGER". Axel is just about to thank Rodriguez for getting him out of the situation, until the door swings open and Axel realises who's waiting for him. Tha Puerto Rican. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLOMBIAN HEAT (off screen) Yo, were'd dat sucka go? Closing the door behind him, Axel steps in, leaving the cameraman outside. Which is the perfect place for him to catch Leon and Heat as they finally realise where Axel has gone and walk up to the door, only then realising it's locked. RODEZ Dang it! He dun' locked the dizoor, Heat! COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo! You ain't better not be makin' funs of the way I speaks! RODEZ Of course not...izzle. Rodez tries the door again, but it's still locked. RODEZ Man, this could take a while. If he's watching cricket in there, he's gonna be hours! Listen, I'm sure you've got hos to pimp or some other such stuff, how about you let me deal with Axel when he comes out? COLOMBIAN HEAT Aw naw! It ain't goin' down like that! Listen...I DESERVE that shot, dawg! RODEZ And I don't? COLOMBIAN HEAT I dunno. Until 7 days ago, I didn't even know who you were! Rodez smiles wryly. RODEZ Well, 'peep this', 'dizzawg'. If you want the 24/7 Title, I'll be happy to give you a shot after I beat Tha Puerto Rican. See, I want the chance for a little retribution on Puerto. And the best way I can do that, sans breaking his neck which kinda isn't my style what with being a nice-guy, non-gangsta type, is by taking his title. COLOMBIAN HEAT Yo, I don't want 'chu! I want Puerto! Just at that moment, as if by magic, Heat gets his wish as the GM's door opens and Tha Puerto Rican is stood behind it smiling from ear to ear. Heat cocks his fist and lunges for PRL, but Rodez holds him back. AXEL Easy now fellahs. PRL and me have had a quick discussion and I wouldn't have believed it if you'd have told me earlier, but wouldn't you know it, he's come up with a rather brilliant idea. Leon, you want a title shot at PRL. And Heat, you just plain want PRL. I can respect that from both of you. You're both competitors. You both want to compete. So, tonight, we'll do the fair thing and let you compete. Tonight, it'll be Leon Rodez one on one with...Colombian Heat. The winner will go on to Zero Hour and challenge Tha Puerto Rican for the 24/7 Title. I can't say fairer than that now, can I. (PRL taps Axel on the shoulder.) Huh? Oh...oh, yeah, one more thing. Just for a little added fun all round, it's going to be a Hardcore Rules Match. So, good luck tonight. And Leon...break a leg. PRL Infact...how about you BOTH break a leg. (laughs) RODEZ Well, how about you just go on and eat a big ol' bag of dicks! Leon STRUTS~! off, leaving a rather offended Puerto Rican to fume... COLOMBIAN HEAT You in trouble, boi! ...and Heat also swaggers away, leaving Puerto to doubly fume. *SLAM!* And now, triplely fume, as Axel slams the door behind the 24/7 Champion having done his job by putting both Rodez and PRL in positions they'd rather not be in. PRL glances back at the door, before looking back down at his belt. And, with a smile, he gives the "24/7" a spin. PRL Heh...I love this thing.

1) Who are you, and what have you done this year? I am the mighty Landon Maddix, former SJL TV, SJL European, SJL World, SWF USJL, SWF ICTV, SWF World and Clusterfuck Champion and current SWF Tag Champion amongst other stuff. I also came up with the Cortez/Megan/Maddix love triangle. YAY ME! As for the second question...pretty much dick all. 2) What do you think of CC and their work at this time? I think she's kinda cute from the pics she's show... ...uhm, yeah, they're doing a pretty damn good job by all accounts. A lot of the time the work CC's been doing hasn't shown up in shows or on the boards so much. But now, you can see the work being done. The seperating of the shows and the whole commercials ideas were fresh. 3) What do you think this fed's strongest suit is? Competition and challenge. RP feds and stuff have a certain amount of it but in the end, you see the one match that's best and that's it. If you get the right opponent in the right situation, you feel like you really HAVE to write your ass off because you really want to win. Also, it's pretty damn unique. 4) What do you think this fed's weakest suit is? If you suck, you lose. Also, I agree with Taamo...if you can't write excellent technical matches, the majority of the time you're going to lose out to technical masterpieces. I think Toxxic kinda bucked the trend with that but if you're not into much other than WWE, you're going to have a little trouble. I must say Bruce has done the smart thing in that and gone with the deathmatch style. There are ways around it, but at the same time, I changed my entire character's style so I could write more 'SWF' matches and it's been a real chore at times. 5) Do you have any suggestions for changes in how things are run? Prize money. 6) Overall, do you like the direction the fed is headed in? Yeah. Participation seems to be up, interesting stuff is happening...s'all good.

You'd have to ask Landon for that. I can have that up soon, no problems.

Long Island New York screams 'Foley' to me, which'd suck. Bold prediction...they do Foley vs. Joe.

That's what I was going to suggest. Reset the scores monthly but have a HOF as well so that the best scores stay noted but not in a place where us inferior weaklings who can't get top scores are constantly mocked by them. That's possible, right?

Man, I love Cornette. Although, I can't help thinking it's ironic that he talks about wrestling being given a black eye and then sort of insinuates that it's a black eye to Terry Funk. Not that he's not a great wrestler, but if we're talking garbage wrestling, does Funk not come into it just a teensy bit?

Only Scandanavians care about Winter Olympics.