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    Smackdown VS Raw 2006

    For anyone who hasn't unlocked the CAW movesets yet... - The Lungblower is in. Backbreaker 14, but it's only a finisher I think. - Regal Cutter is in. - Ego Trip is in. - There's another Shining Wizard animation beside Hurricane's that has a Japanese type of name and it's more of a knee to the face than kick to the back of the head. Very cool. - Novacaine is in...which is basically a third version of the Downward Spiral. - Styles Clash isn't re-animated - There a couple of new moves as well as those.
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    Tag Teams...

    Field hockey?
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    HD: SJ/Rodez

    BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your following contest, with a One Hour time-limit...is for the OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!! COLE Here we go, it's main event time! And man is this going to be special...Leon Rodez recieves his first, legitimate shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship against our NU World Champion Stephen Joseph. CABOOSE Whoopee. *GOOOOONG!* "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" "C'mon man" "DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK..." The crowd are confused only momentarily as the new music of the challenger, "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J, hits and Leon Rodez bounds out onto the stage! A suitably loud eruption greets him, as he twirls a quick 360 to show off his luxurious robe. Which, fittingly, tonight is gold. Although, not literally, cause that'd just be stupid. BUFFER Introducing first at this time, the challenger. He hails from Grand Rapids, Michigan. Weighing in at two hundred and twenty eight pounds...he is the former OAOAST X-Division Champion and one half of the reigning OAOAST World Tag Team Champions... "SILKY SMOOTH"... LLLEEEEEEOOOOONN RRRRROOOOODDEEEEEEEEZZZZZZ!!! "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Rodez walks down the aisle and enters the ring. But not before challenging one fan in a Zack Malibu 9:0210 t-shirt to a game of rock, scissors paper. This grueling marathon of a battle ends with Rodez's paper covering the fan's rock, bringing delight to the face of the challenger as he leaps for joy all the way up the ring steps. Rodez then enters the ring and quickly removes his robe, dumping it to a ring attendant before beginning some pre-match warm-ups. COLE For Leon Rodez, this is a massive night. He's been the X-Division Champion. He's wrestled big stars. He's wrestled big matches. He's been to Anglemania. But tonight, it's about the biggest prize in the company, the World Heavyweight Championship. CABOOSE And it's new territory. Sure, Zack gave him a World Title shot a few moons ago, but that was basically a four on one handicap match the way The Thrillogy set out stall. And he was in that ridiculous Run For The Gold Match. But this is his first big shot at the big prize. I've been there before guys and Rodez has to be a bag of nerves right now, whether he's showing it or not. COLE That's true. CUE : Terrence Howard w/ Shug "It Ain't Over For Me" Look this is my life, and it's a battle within I gotta survive, even if I'm sinnin to win And if I show no remorse I reap the devil's reward He said he'd, give me riches but I'm lookin for more The crowd boo as the World Champion emerges through the curtain and is immediately showered with pyro at either side. BUFFER And, introducing the opponent. From Atlanta, Georgia and weighing in at two hundred, twenty five pounds. He is the reigning and defending OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION! SSSSTTEEEEEEEPPHHHHEEEEEEEENN JJJOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEPPPHHHHHHH!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Joseph reaches the end of the ramp and folds his arms, looking up at Rodez with a wry smile on his face. Far from being nervous, Leon actually looks relaxed. And that relaxed attitude seems to confuse SJ as he slowly paces his way around the ring, dropping off his Heavyweight Title at the timekeeper's table on the way. Joseph then removes his glasses and makes sure they're safely out of the way because, hey, those things are expensive nowadays. All this stalling has bored Rodez into action though as he leaves the ring, spinning Joseph around by the shoulders and rocking him with a right hand! Joseph sprawls over the timekeeper's table as the referee calls for the bell...but unfortunately, it's being laid on, so Rodez assists by pulling Joseph off the table and hurling him into the ring. *DINGDINGDING!* The bell finally rings, to applause from Rodez on a job well done, before he climbs back to the apron. But SJ has recovered and knees Rodez in the gut. And again. Rodez clings onto the top rope to prevent crashing to the arena floor, but SJ quickly swats the hand away and hooks Rodez under the arm, hiptossing him over into the ri...NO! Rodez lands on his feet and charges SJ back into the corner with a shoulder barge. Another shoulder barge follows from the challenger, before grabbing SJ by the arm and irish whipping him across the ring and HARD into the opposite corner! SJ staggers out clutching his back, as Rodez hits the ropes behind him. Turning around, SJ tries to catch him with a clothesline, but Rodez ducks that and Joseph loses his bearings momentarily. Long enough for Rodez to catch him in the shoulder with a dropkick, sending the Champion sprawling through the ropes and to the floor! RODEZ C'MOOONN!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Wow, Leon Rodez fired up! He sure doesn't look nervous 'Boose! CABOOSE Yeah. Well, I guess he doesn't have a whole lot of reason to. Popick's only Champion by default. COACH HEY...he doesn't like being called Popick anymore. Pulling himself up on the floor, Joseph shakes off the cobwebs...before slamming his fists into the steel steps in fury. Joseph then stomps up the steps and into the ring, striding towards Rodez and shoving him in the chest! Only retreating a few steps, a wry smile forms on Rodez's face. Turning back to SJ, Rodez continues to flash that wry smile, before giving Joseph the immortal Scott Hall "boogedy woogedy" fingers~! "YYEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" That just pisses SJ off even more and he charges at Rodez, who ducks a wild swing and catches SJ in a schoolboy... 1... 2... Joseph kicks out and scrambles to his feet. Rodez does the same though, beating SJ to the punch so to speak with a quick boot to the gut before applying a side headlock. Going to the gut with forearms, SJ soon frees himself, pushing Rodez off into the ropes. Back shoots Rodez, but Joseph leaps over him with a leapfrog. A leapfrog which Joseph seems very proud of, taking some time to mug for the fans. As he turns around though, Rodez is stood waiting on him. But rather than attack, Rodez magnaminously applauds his opponent before suggesting he hit the ropes. SJ shrugs and does as he's asked hitting the ropes and...Rodez leapfrogs him. Skidding to a halt, SJ turns around and...Rodez leapfrogs him. Leapfrog! Leapfrog! Reverse Leapfrog! Another Leapfrog! And finally SJ takes the hint, bringing himself to a halt. JOSEPH DAMNIT, STOP THAT! *SMACK!* Out of nowhere, Rodez catches SJ in the jaw with a quick Superkick and dives on top with a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Leaping to his feet, Rodez waits for Joseph to get up and catches him with a quick side headlock takeover, clinging onto the hold which infuriates the already infuriated World Heavyweight Champion. COLE Stephen Joseph is being royally frustrated here! CABOOSE Oh yeah, this kid'll do that to you. I don't know whether that's a positive or not right at the moment. Hanging onto the headlock, Rodez continues to smile away as Joseph grows more and more frustrated with the situation. So much so that he snaps at the referee for daring to ask him if he wants to quit, much to Rodez's amusement. SJ manages to sort himself out long enough to fight to his knees though, coming up to his feet and rocking Rodez with an elbow to the gut. And a second. A third. SJ then takes a backstep and hoists up The Silky Smooth One for a back suplex attempt. But Rodez releases the headlock in mid air and manages to topple forward, pulling SJ with him into a modified Victory Roll... 1... 2... Kickout! Rodez rolls backwards and to his feet as SJ scrambles up. First to react again, Rodez grabs the headlock back again...but SJ wants none of that, quickly pushing Rodez off and sending him crashing shoulder first into the turnbuckles! Stumbling out from the corner, Rodez is then caught by a knee to the kidneys by SJ. Joseph then shuffles past Rodez, climbing to the middle rope and signalling that "that's it". COACH He's goin' for Finality! COLE Already? This may be a mistake here! And sure enough it is. Rodez manages to react quickly, springing off his heels with a beautiful standing dropkick that knocks SJ off his perch and all the way over the ropes, down to the floor! Joseph takes a hard bump on the apron on his descent, bouncing him forward and causing him to sprawl into the barricade face-first. Meanwhile, Rodez picks himself back up, glancing down at SJ who is stumbling around ringside groggily. RODEZ HOW ABOUT A FLIPPY THING!?! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE OH NOZ, NOT TEH FLIPPY THING~! SJ slowly begins to turn back to the ring and tries to clear his head as Rodez hits the ropes, sprinting back towards where Joseph stands and launching himself up and over the top with a Corkscrew Pla... *SPLAT!* ...NO! HE MISSES! And Rodez crashes hard into the arena floor as Stephen Joseph just about manages to escape in time. Rolling to a stop against the barricade, Rodez instantly clutches at his right knee and howls in pain. Meanwhile, Joseph takes the chance to roll back into the ring and break the referee's count. Plus, give himself time to clear his head. The referee seems concerned with Rodez's condition, but the Champion is now demanding he lays a count on him, so he doesn't have a lot of choice. COLE Well, damn. Rodez took a chance and it didn't come off quite as he would have hoped. And if Rodez has injured that right knee, then he is in SERIOUS trouble here. COACH No doubt. It ain't gonna take SJ long to undo all that complicated surgery with a few well-placed tugs and wrenches. COLE Sadly, you might be right. The count is at four by now and soon reaches five, as Rodez is trying to will himself back to his feet. Gingerly, Rodez does manage to pull himself up...but after a loud yelp, Rodez collapses back down in a heap on the arena floor. "SIX!" A smirk creeps over Joseph's face, suddenly looking at the possibility of an easy victory, as Rodez is left to try and crawl towards the ring. "SEVEN!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "EIGHT!" Crawling hand over hand, Rodez reaches the ring and throws his hand up onto the apron, using that to drag himself up to his feet...or, one foot at least. Desperately, Rodez then teeters himself into the ring to break the count. SJ is right there waiting though, dragging Rodez out away from the ropes and ruthlessly stomping away at the right knee relentlessly! COACH There we go, there we go! CABOOSE Hey, pipe down! The referee intervenes to put a halt to Joseph's onslaught, but Joseph is like a shark than smells blood now. SJ shrugs off the ref and grabs Rodez's ankle...only for Rodez to struggle it away and shuffle towards the ropes. SJ grabs him again though and this time drops a quick knee into Rodez's quadrocep muscle. Still hanging onto the foot, Joseph then hurls the leg to the side and slams it into the mat in the process. Rodez weakly kicks out with his left leg to try and fend the Champion off, but SJ avoids the kick and hurls the leg into the mat a second time. Grabbing the ankle, SJ then steps through and looks to pick up the second leg for a Sharpshooter. A sudden uppercut from Rodez has him reeling though, sending him staggering backwards into the corner. Quickly Rodez scrambles up and hobbles to his feet, advancing cautiously on Joseph. Coming out of the corner, Joseph is already shooting for the leg though. Rodez tries to avoid it, but he's fighting on one leg and isn't mobile enough to avoid the Champ for long, as Joseph snatches the leg and trips Rodez up. Quickly, Joseph bars up the leg and turns Rodez over into a single leg boston crab! COLE This is a desperate situation for the challenger here. He's fighting on one leg against a wiley veteran like Stephen Joseph... COACH Upstart! He's not a veteran, he's an Upstart! CABOOSE Popick's pretty old to be an Upstart. COACH He IS an Upstart! And it's not Popick! It's Stephen Joseph! Stephen Joseph! Stephen Joseph it is and Stephen Joseph is in control, wrenching back with the crab. Rodez looks around for the ropes in his pained state and begins to crawl towards an escape. Sitting back, Joseph tries to prevent that though and he manages to put a stop to The Silky Smooth One. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" But only momentarily, as the crowd begin to rally behind the challenger and the challenger in turn feeds off their energy with another attempt to reach the ropes. Joseph shakes his head as Rodez crawls, inching forwards a little. And inching forwards a little more, SJ seemingly unable to stop him. Until, that is, he releases the crab and simply stomps Rodez's knee into the canvas. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Joseph basks in the boos for a while, before going back to Rodez. Now that his knee is a little weaker, Joseph decides to grab it again and re-apply the half boston cra...NO! Rodez plants his free foot in Joseph's gut, shoving him away! Joseph tries to grab Rodez again...but again, Rodez kicks him away! Still determined to get what he wants, Joseph stomps over and goes for the leg again...but Rodez kicks out again... *SMACK!* ...this time whipping his left foot around SJ's head with a sorta 'lyingdownziguri'!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" SJ takes a dramatic, almost comical tumble flat on his face, much to the delight of the crowd, as the referee has no choice but to start a dual count on the two. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" COLE Both men are down...Rodez isn't actually out, but I guess it's a judgement call from the referee here. "FOUR!" "FIVE!" Rodez is stirring. Well, not stirring...he was never KOed, just unable to stand. But he's taken a few seconds to rest before beginning to struggle back up, gingerly rolling onto his front and slowly easing himself up. The Champion is coming to his senses meanwhile and is using the ropes to pull himself up. "SIX!" Joseph is up... ...and so is Rodez, limping to meet SJ. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and Rodez catches SJ with a knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and a second! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOO!" ...a third, and Joseph is reeling. But he shrugs off the effects of the chop and suddenly lunges at Rodez with a deep knee to the gut! Over doubles Rodez, as Joseph grabs two big handfuls of Rodez's braided hair and yanks him backwards, sticking out a knee for him to land on head and neck first on the way down! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Modified neckbreaker from the Champion...just as Rodez was building some momentum! Rodez writhes around in pain as Joseph thanks his lucky stars, before remembering he has a match to win and dropping down with a cover on the challenger... 1... 2... KICKOUT! Glaring up at the referee, Joseph clearly isn't happy with the count. But he keeps his focus, grabbing Rodez's right leg again and attacking with a quick succession of kicks into the back of the knee. Bending down, Joseph then tries to get a grip on the knee...or rather, a grip on the kneebrace. COLE Wait a minute...the referee needs to get in there and check what Joseph's doing... CABOOSE I should think that's obvious, Cole. Popick's trying to rip his kneebrace off. COACH IT'S NOT POPICK ANYMORE!! Popick or not, that's exactly what the World Heavyweight Champion is trying to do. And it seems like he's succeeded, as he unbuckles the last attachment of the brace and tears it right off of Rodez's knee! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE This isn't right! This isn't about winning a match or retaining a title, Popick's trying to destroy Leon Rodez's knee here! "FUCK YOU POP - ICK!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "FUCK YOU POP - ICK!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "FUCK YOU POP - ICK!" *clap clap clapclapclap* Apparantly, the fans missed the same memo that Caboose did and get on the Champion's case, much to his annoyance. Tossing the kneebrace aside, Joseph now measures Rodez, who is desperately trying to crawl away and protect his knee. But Joseph stomps the knee, leaving Rodez howling in agony! Another stomp! Another! Another, another and another! SJ is unleashing his ruthless streak on the challenger now and the crowd are unleashing a barrage of hate in response. JOSEPH FUCK ME? FUCK YOU! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Grabbing Rodez by the hair, Joseph pulls the challenger up. Rodez is left hopping on one foot with his face contorted in pain while Joseph drags him towards a corner and throws him face-first into the top turnbuckle. The Champion then hooks Rodez's right leg over the middle rope, nailing him with a hard kick to the knee. And a second kick. Rodez swats at Joseph, all the offence he can possibly manage right now and just laughed away by the cocky Champion before he kicks the knee yet again. COLE This is getting hard to watch. CABOOSE Oh shut up you little sissy! Reaching down, Joseph now looks to put some more pressure on as he grabs the ankle and twists Rodez's leg up towards his body, bringing the referee rushing over to reprimand the Champion. "BREAK IT STEPHEN..." "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "F..." Joseph releases Rodez, pointing a threatening finger in the face of the referee before turning back to Rodez and slapping him across the face! Ranting and raving, Joseph slaps Rodez a second time in the middle of his tirade and eventually, it provokes a reaction from Rodez... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...in the form of a knifedge chop! Joseph staggers away clutching his chest as Rodez eases his leg out from the ropes and slowly, carefully, climbing to the second rope. Once the stinging has gone away, Joseph turns back to go after Rodez again. Little does he expect a left boot to the kisser, before getting hooked in a front facelock. And bad knee and all, Rodez launches himself off the middle rope with a Tornado DDT that spikes Stephen Joseph right on his head!! CABOOSE Where did that come from? COLE #Straight from the hear-aarrt!# That's where! Both men are down as Rodez is too hurt to capitalise on his move, SJ too KOed to get up from it. But Rodez knows what's at stake. The OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. Worth a little effort, a little pain, a short crawl, an arm over Joseph... 1... 2... KICKOUT! Rodez rolls his eyes and rolls off towards the ropes, using them as help to pull himself to his feet. Meanwhile, Joseph slowly staggers up, still looking dinstinctly dis-orientated. Around staggers Joseph, Rodez meeting him with a jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! A jab! Rodez turns, blows the kiss...and NAILS the Enziguri! COACH ... COLE Uh, Coach? Your line. COACH ...line? COLE You know...MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT, YO~! COACH I'm not some one dimensional comedy character you know. Reeling from the Enziguri, Joseph stumbles against the ropes. He still has enough bearings about him to bounce back and charge at Rodez with a forearm. But Rodez beats him to it... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...with a chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and another! COLE Rodez is fighting back now! CABOOSE One leg and all! Joseph rocks backwards, gasping for breath, as Rodez jabs the Champion in the gut. Hooking the left arm, Rodez then underhooks the right and sets Joseph up for what seems to be a Tiger Driver... ...but his knee buckles and he can't get it... ...and again the knee buckles... ...before, on the third attempt, SJ backdrops Rodez over... ...INTO A SUNSET FLIP... 1... 2... ONLY TWO!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE DAMN, that was close! COACH Okay, now I'm getting worried... CABOOSE ... COACH ...I mean, excited. Excited! Whoop, whoop, look'a'me, I'm excited! Both Rodez and Joseph are up at roughly the same time, with SJ desperate for a break and going for the leg. But Rodez throws his leg back out of the way, causing Joseph to grab at thin air. Realising he's grabbed nothing but that thin air, Joseph scrambles back up, frantic to get Rodez this time...but his franticness ends with Rodez directing him sternum first into the turnbuckles! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Which would be cheered. If not for The GPX arriving on the scene. COLE Damnit, what are they doing here!?! CABOOSE Take a wild guess. Leaping to the apron, Scotty Static makes completely sure the referee spots him (and only him) by jumping up and down on the ropes, waving his arms like a madman. Which allows Johnny Jax to sneak in, undetected, having collected the OAOAST World Title from the timekeeper's table... ...AND MISSING! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!" Rodez manages to avoid the BELTSHOT~! and clotheslines Jax up and out of the ring, sending Static to the floor to check on his partner. But just as that happens, Stephen Joseph eases himself out of the corner. Having not seen what went on, Joseph seems a little confused to see his World Title in the ring. But nonetheless, he isn't one to pass up an opportunity... BELTSHOT~! COLE DAMNIT, NO! Throwing the belt aside, SJ drops on top of the KOed challenger and hooks a leg... 1... 2... 3!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE DAMNIT! CABOOSE Popick stole it, AGAIN! BUFFER Here is your winner...and STILL OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion... SSTTEEEEEEPPHHHEEEEEEENN JJJOOOOOOSSSSEEEEEEEPPHH!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" On the outside, The GPX smile knowingly, as Stephen Joseph rolls to the side. Relieved. COLE Another miscarraige of justice! Damnit, Joseph stole it again! Joseph stole it and it isn't right! CABOOSE Don't worry Cole...he'll get his, soon enough. COLE Oh, how I hope so. Folks, we're out of time. We'll see you next week where hopefully, Caboose will for once be right. Goodnight...damnit!
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    Smackdown VS Raw 2006

    I'd say yes. If not, at least a rental. It's still far from perfect but it's better than last year's. Season's entertaining but doesn't warrant more than two plays really. GM Mode makes up for it though. Plus Orton pecs look pretty realistic. That should be a deal clincher, surely?
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    we need a macho man dvd

    They usually put some lesser known stuff on. So, they'd need at least one match from AWA vs. Jerry Lawler. Also, for historical reasons, Savage vs. Jake from Tuesday In Texas should be included. Bash At The Beach?
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    KENTA and Marufuji's matches in ROH

    Why Marafuji and not Ricky Marvin? KENTA/Danielson and Ki/Marvin would be worth buying alone.
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    Lockdown Comments!

    Next time I get a Hardcore Match, could I please have a match that doesn't take place in a building that I need to have visited in a country I've never been to in my life kthanksbye. Anyway, no problems on my end. Besides the fact mine was probably about 1k over the word limit, I really couldn't get the surroundings down properly. So I 'improvised'. I think there were two hockey props in my entire match and that was it. I'll post my match up anyway. Judgems, if you get the time I'd love some feedback on what I did right or wrong or whatever. Other than that, huge congrats to JJ. Who knows, maybe winning the Battle Royal's an omen and you'll do exactly what that other guy who won the Royal last year did. Whatever happened to him, eh?
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    **UPDATED TITLE HISTORIES 11/16**

    SMARTMARKS WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY - November 16th, 2005 **** SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. RANE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 1 Day (1) 2. NTD -- 9/19/00 -- N/A -- 4 Days (2) 3. G.O.A.T. -- 9/23/00 -- NTD -- 14 Days 4. RANE (2)-- 10/07/00 -- G.O.A.T. -- 58 Days 5. SPIKE -- 12/04/00 -- Rane -- 33 Days 6. RANE (3)-- 1/27/01 -- Spike -- 63 Days 7. PDS -- 4/01/01 -- Rane -- 12 Days 8. DIVEFIRE -- 4/13/01 -- PDS -- 21 Days (3) 9. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 5/27/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 44 Days (4)(5) 10. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 7/22/01 -- N/A -- 28 Days (6) 11. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/19/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 28 Days 12. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 47 Days (7) 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 11/02/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 67 Days (8) 14. SUICIDE KING -- 1/20/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 28 Days 15. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Suicide King -- 9 Days 16. HVILLE THUGG (2) -- 2/26/02 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 89 Days 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 5/26/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 103 Days (9) 18. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 9/6/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 35 Days 19. SACRED -- 10/11/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 16 Days 20. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Sacred -- 127 Days 21. TNT -- 3/16/03 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 19 Days 22. TOM FLESHER -- 4/4/03 -- TNT -- 89 Days 23. THOTH -- 7/2/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 14 Days 24. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 7/16/03 -- Thoth -- 58 Days 25. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 9/12/03 -- Boston Strangler -- 95 Days 26. EJIRO FASAKI -- 12/16/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 22 Days 27. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 1/7/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 15 Days 28. VA’AIGA -- 2/1/04 -- Danny Williams -- 35 Days 29. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 3/7/04 -- Va’aiga -- 49 Days 30. “THE NOTORIOUS” JOHN DURAN -- 4/25/04 -- Charlie “Grappler” Matthews -- 10 Days 31. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 5/5/04 -- “The Notorious” John Duran -- 9 Days 32. NATHANIEL KIBAGAMI -- 5/14/04 -- Danny Williams -- 10 Days 33. DANNY WILLIAMS (3) -- 5/24/04 -- Nathaniel Kibagami -- 20 Days 34. JANUS -- 6/13/04 -- Danny Williams -- 49 Days 35. TOXXIC -- 8/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (10) -- 19 Days 36. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 8/20/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 37. TOXXIC (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 93 Days 38. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 12/21/04 -- Toxxic -- 24 Days 39. SACRED (2) -- 1/14/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 35 Days 40. TOXXIC (3) -- 2/18/05 -- Sacred -- 89 Days 41. EJIRO FASAKI (2) -- 5/18/05 -- Toxxic -- 74 Days 42. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 7/31/05 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 28 Days 43. DANNY WILLIAMS (4) -- 8/29/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 21 Days 44. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 9/20/05 -- Danny Williams -- 57 Days and counting (1) Rane defeated NTD to become the first IGNWF Champ (2) Rane handed the title over to NTD (3) Divefire vacated the title upon becoming commissioner (4) Stubby won an eight man tournament, defeating Bobby Riley in the finals. (5) Stubby vacated the title due to a neck injury (6) This was Regenerate Rules match involving Mark Stevens, Bobby Riley, Mercury, Chris Wilson and Perfect Bo for the vacant title. (7) This was a six pack challenge involving King of Hearts, Neilsen of the Jungle, Axis, Chris Wilson, El Luchadore Magnifico and Stubby "Pots" McWeed. (8) Hville Thugg's ICTV Title was also on the line in this match. (9) This was a triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo. (10) Toxxic beat Tom Flesher and Janus in a triple threat match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. Longest Title Reign - El Luchadore Magnifico, 127 Days Most Title Reigns - Danny Williams and El Luchadore Magnifico, 4 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 266 Days and counting ****SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP**** 1. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 3/30/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 25 Days (1) 2. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 4/24/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 5 Days 3. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 4/29/05 -- 29 Days 4. ARCH GRIFFON -- 5/28/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 15 Days 5. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE (2) -- 6/12/05 -- 156 Days and counting (1) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Jay Hawke, 156 Days and counting Most Title Reigns - Jay Hawke, 2 Most Days with Title - Jay Hawke, 185 Days and counting **** SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. NTD & RANE -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 7 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP & RANE (2) -- 9/25/00 -- Curry Man -- 12 Days (2) (3) 3. DANNY VIGILANTE & DIVEFIRE -- 10/29/00 -- Malignant Odium -- 49 Days (4) 4. ANGELOUS & MOLOCK -- 12/17/00 -- DVD -- 84 Days 5. CHRIS RAYNOR & CHRIS STORM -- 4/01/01 -- The Fallen -- 19 Days 6. CYCLONE COMET & RANE (3) -- 4/20/01 -- Y2Chris -- 42 Days 7. AXIS & CYCLONE COMET (2)-- 6/01/01 -- N/A -- 23 Days (5) 8. ANGELOUS (2) & MOLOCK (2) -- 6/24/01 -- Cyclone Comet and Axis -- 20 Days (6) 9. CHRIS WILSON & HVILLE THUGG -- 7/14/01 -- The Fallen -- 3 Days (7) 10. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE & PERFECT BO -- 7/22/01 -- HVille Thugg and Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days (8) 11. CHRIS RAYNOR (2) & SPARK -- 8/19/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle and Perfect Bo -- 28 Days 12. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS & OUTCAST -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Raynor and Spark -- 35 Days 13. ANDREA MONTGOMERY & JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 10/21/01-- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens and Outcast -- 23 Days 14. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) & MISTRESS SARAH -- 11/12/01 -- Andrea Montgomery & Johnny Rotten -- 14 Days 15. HVILLE THUGG (2) & X -- 11/26/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens & Mistress Sarah -- 27 Days 16. EDWIN MACPHISTO & "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (3) -- 12/23/01 -- Hville Thugg & X -- 35 Days 17. SPIDER NEKURA & THOTH -- 2/8/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto & "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 79 Days 18. CHRIS RAYNOR (3) & EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 4/28/02 -- Spider Nekura & Thoth -- 12 Days (9) 19. JAY DAWG & SACRED -- 5/10/02 -- Chris Raynor & El Luchadore Magnifico -- 28 Days 20. CHRIS WILSON (2) & STRYKE -- 6/7/02 -- Jay Dawg & Sacred -- 31 Days 21. CHRIS RAYNOR (4) & EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 7/8/02 -- Chris Wilson & Stryke -- 35 Days 22. FROST & "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/12/02 -- Chris Raynor & Edwin MacPhisto -- 60 Days 23. CED ORDONEZ & THOTH (2) -- 10/11/02 -- Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 24. FROST (2) & TOM FLESHER -- 11/22/02 -- Ced Ordonez & Mak Francis -- 101 Days (10) 25. EJIRO FASAKI & JUDGE MENTAL -- 3/16/03 -- Frost & Tom Flesher -- 117 Days 26. DACE NIGHT & VA'AIGA -- 7/11/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki & William Hearford -- 31 Days 27. QUIZ & SHOW -- 8/10/03 -- Dace Night & Va'aiga (11) -- 69 Days 28. EJIRO FASAKI (2) & JUDGE MENTAL (2) -- 10/18/03 -- Quiz & John Duran (12) -- 90 Days 29. JOHNNY DANGEROUS & WILDCHILD -- 1/16/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki & Judge Mental (13) -- 75 Days 30. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY & AECAS -- 3/31/04 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 14 Days 31. TODD CORTEZ & MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas (14) -- 5 Days 32. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) & WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 6 Days 33. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY (2) & AECAS (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen (15) -- 19 Days 34. TODD CORTEZ (2) & MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas -- 128 Days 35. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS & SEAN DAVIS -- 9/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 36. CHRISTIAN FURY & DAVID CROSS -- 10/8/04 --"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis -- 59 Days 37. TOXXIC & SEAN DAVIS (2) -- 12/6/04 -- Christian Fury and David Cross -- 31 Days 38. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (3) & WILDCHILD (3) -- 1/5/05 -- Toxxic and Sean Davis -- 134 Days 39. TODD CORTEZ (3) & LANDON MADDIX -- 5/18/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 40 Days (16) 40. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (4) & WILDCHILD (4) -- 6/27/05 -- Todd Cortez & Landon Maddix -- 97 Days 41. LANDON MADDIX (2) & JAY HAWKE -- 10/3/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 35 Days 42. KOJI KITANO & TORU TAKAHARA -- 11/7/05 -- Landon Maddix & Jay Hawke -- 9 Days and counting (1) Claimed belts due to no competition (2) PDS won NTD's half on the belts, by defeating Curry Man (3) Rane/PDS handed over the titles at Genesis, as Jayson ruled no one could hold more than one belt. (4) Triple threat match, also involving FX for the vacant tag titles. (5) Rane retired, handing over his tag team belt to Axis (6) Triple Threat Casino Brawl, also involving Silencer/El Luchadore Magnifico (7) Mercury stripped Wilson and Thugg of the titles on July 17th, stating that Wilson couldn't hold more than one title. (8) This was for the vacant tag titles (9) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Erek Taylor & Munich. (10) Ced and Thoth were stripped of the titles on 11/15/02. This was a match for the vacant titles. (11) This was a triple threat tag match also involving CIA & Mak Francis. (12) John Duran was awarded half of the tag title belts on 10/03/03 following an injury to Show. (13) This was a four corners match also involving Janus & Dace Night and Va’aiga & John Duran. (14) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Tom Flesher & Ann Onita. (15) Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas won the tag team titles in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the third fall was for the tag team titles. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) This was a three team TLC Match, also involving Manson & Arch Griffon. Longest Title Reign - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 134 Days Most Title Reigns, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 4 Most Title Reigns, individual - Chris Raynor, Johnny Dangerous and Wildchild, 4 Most Days with Title, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 312 Days Most Days with Title, individual - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 312 Days **** SWF HARDCORE GAMERS CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. G.O.A.T. -- 09/20/00 -- N/A -- 3 Days (1) (2) 2. SPIKE -- 10/29/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 17 Days (3) 3. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 11/15/00 -- Spike -- 33 Days 4. GRIMEDOGG -- 01/08/01 -- Phoenix -- 60 Days (4) 5. PERFECT BO -- 03/09/01 -- Grimedogg -- 51 Days 6. SACRED -- 04/29/01 -- Perfect Bo -- 15 Days 7. GRUNGE -- 05/14/01 -- Sacred -- 4 Days (5) 8. CHRIS WILSON -- 05/18/01 -- Grunge -- 60 Days 9. SPARK -- 07/17/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 5 Days (6) 10. GRUNGE (2) -- 07/22/01 -- Spark -- 15 Days 11. FALLOUT -- 08/06/01 -- Grunge -- 13 Days 12. JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 08/19/01 -- Fallout -- 28 Days 13. GRIMEDOGG (2) -- 09/16/01 -- Johnny Rotten -- 12 Days 14. FALLOUT (2) -- 09/28/01 -- Grimedogg -- 23 Days (7) 15. MISTRESS SARAH -- 10/21/01 -- Fallout -- 27 Days (8) 16. X -- 11/16/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 14 Days 17. MISTRESS SARAH (2) -- 11/30/01 -- X -- 14 Days 18. FALLOUT (3) -- 12/14/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 19 Days 19. MUNICH -- 1/14/02 -- Fallout -- 6 Days 20. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 1/20/02 -- Munich -- 61 Days 21. MISTRESS SARAH (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Boston Strangler -- 9 Days 22. LONGDOGGER PETE -- 3/31/02 -- Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days 23. STRYKE -- 4/28/02 -- Longdogger Pete -- 28 Days 24. ASH KETCHUM -- 5/26/02 -- Stryke -- 9 Days 25. STRYKE (2) -- 6/4/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 26 Days 26. ASH KETCHUM (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Stryke -- 8 Days 27. JAY DAWG -- 7/8/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 83 Days 28. CED ORDONEZ -- 9/29/02 -- Mercury -- 8 Days (9) 29. FROST -- 10/7/02 -- Ced Ordonez -- 20 Days 30. ASH KETCHUM (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Frost -- 19 Days 31. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/15/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 25 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (4) -- 12/10/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 21 Days 33. JUDGE MENTAL -- 1/13/03 -- Michael Craven -- 77 Days 34. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 3/31/03 -- Judge Mental -- 4 Days (10) 35. WILDCHILD -- 4/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 5 Days 36. JANUS -- 4/9/03 -- n/a -- 9 Days (11) 37. BEEZEL -- 4/18/03 -- Janus -- 18 Days 38. JANUS (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Beezel -- 10 Days 39. DACE NIGHT -- 5/14/03 -- Janus -- 39 Days (12) 40. CIA -- 6/22/03 -- Dace Night -- 15 Days 41. VA'AIGA -- 7/7/03 -- CIA -- 18 Days 42. WILDCHILD (2) -- 7/25/03 -- Va'aiga -- 138 Days 43. JANUS (3) -- 12/10/03 -- Wildchild -- 58 Days 44. JOHN DURAN -- 2/6/04 -- Janus -- 14 Days 45. AECAS -- 2/20/04 -- John Duran -- 16 Days 46. TOXXIC -- 3/7/04 -- Aecas -- 49 Days 47. JIMMY "THE DEMON" LISTON -- 4/25/04 -- Mike Van Siclen (13) -- 10 Days 48. MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/5/04 -- Jimmy “The Demon” Liston -- 54 Days 49. RYAN DUSTIN -- 6/28/04 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 50. MARTIN "BIG COUNTRY" HUNT -- 7/17/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 15 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 8/1/04 -- Martin "Big Country" Hunt -- 64 Days 52. CHRISTIAN FURY -- 10/4/04 -- Sean Davis -- 10 Days 53. SEAN DAVIS (2) --10/14/04 -- Christian Fury -- 4 Days 54. CARNAGE -- 10/18/04 -- Sean Davis -- 20 Days 55. CHRISTIAN FURY (2) -- 11/7/04 -- Carnage -- 24 Days 56. SEAN DAVIS (3) -- 12/1/04 -- Christian Fury -- 20 Days 57. TODD CORTEZ -- 12/21/04 -- Carnage -- 80 Days (14) 58. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/11/05 -- n/a (15) -- 28 Days 59. JJ JOHNSON -- 4/8/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 16 Days 60. INSANE LUCHADOR (2) -- 4/24/05 -- JJ Johnson -- 34 Days 61. MANSON -- 5/28/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 5 Days 62. INSANE LUCHADOR (3) -- 6/2/05 -- Manson -- 10 Days 63. ZYON -- 6/12/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 49 Days 64. MARCUS WARD -- 7/31/05 -- Zyon -- 32 Days (16) 65. BRUCE BLANK -- 9/2/05 -- Marcus Ward -- 75 Days and counting (1) G.O.A.T. claimed the vacant belt. (2) G.O.A.T. dropped the title upon becoming World Champion (3) Match for the vacant title (4) This was a triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (5) This was a Four way match, also involving Jay Dawg and Apostle (6) This was a Triple threat match also involving Grimedogg (7) This was a Triple threat elimination match also involving Chris Storm (8) This was a Triple threat match with Jamie Bjork and the Light Heavyweight Title on the line as well (9) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title at Genesis 3, and Mercury took his place, challenging Ced Ordonez for the vacant title. (10) This was a Triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (11) Wildchild vacated the title on 4/9/03. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title, against Johnny Dangerous and Mike Van Siclen. (12) This was a Triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg (13) Jimmy "The Demon" Liston won the HCG title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the second fall was for the HCG title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (14) Todd Cortez won the HCG title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, pinning Carnage. Also involved were Sean Davis and Munich. (15) The Insane Luchador won the HCG Title in Calvinball 2, versus Todd Cortez, Toxxic, Alan Clark, Austin Sly and Scott Pretzler, despite not winning the match. (16) This was a Triple Threat, 'Lady Luck Is A Bitch' Match, also involving Nick "The Hitlist" Blum Longest Title Reign - Wildchild, 138 Days Most Title Reigns - Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 Most Days with Title - Wildchild, 143 Days **** SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. WILDCHILD -- 2/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (1) -- 35 Days 2. ALAN CLARK -- 3/1/04 -- Wildchild -- 44 Days 3. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 4/14/04 -- Alan Clark -- 70 Days 4. AUSTIN SLY -- 6/23/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 19 Days 5. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS -- 7/12/04 -- Austin Sly -- 14 Days 6. TOM FLESHER -- 7/26/04 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days (2) 7. "THE REAL DEAL" RYAN DUSTIN -- 9/19/04 -- n/a -- 29 Days (3) 8. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS (2) -- 10/18/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 120 Days 9. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER -- 2/14/05 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days 10. WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/4/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 38 Days 11. THE INSANE LUCHADOR -- 5/13/05 -- Wildchild -- 37 Days (4) 12. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER (2) -- 6/27/05 -- n/a -- 49 Days (5) 13. JJ JOHNSON -- 8/15/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 92 Days and counting (1) This was a ladder match for the vacant title. (2) Tom Flesher was stripped of the title on 9/13/04, after walking out on a match with Ryan Dustin and the belt was held up. (3) This was a triple threat ladder match for the vacant title, also involving "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and The Birdman. (4) During his reign, The Insane Luchador passed away and the title was declared vacant. (5) As the current #1 Contender, Scott Pretzler was awarded the vacant title by Smarkdown Commissioner Tom Flesher. Longest Title Reign - Spike Jenkins, 120 Days Most Title Reigns - Wildchild, Spike Jenkins and Scott Pretzler, 2 Most Days with Title - Spike Jenkins, 134 Days **** SWF INTERCONTINENTAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. NTD -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 19 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP - 10/07/00 -- NTD -- 29 Days 3. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 11/15/00 -- PDS -- 19 Days 4. MR. GALATEA - 12/4/00 -- Stubby "Pots" McWeed -- 13 Days (2) 5. FALLOUT -- 12/17/00 -- Mr. Galatea -- 21 Days 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 01/28/01 -- Fallout -- 8 Days (3) 7. OUTCAST -- 02/05/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 55 Days 8. MERCURY -- 04/01/01 -- Outcast -- 13 Days (4) 9. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 04/29/01 -- Angelous -- 28 Days(5) 10. CHRIS STORM -- 05/27/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 5 Days (6) 11. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 06/01/01 -- Chris Storm -- 35 Days 12. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 07/06/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 16 Days 13. AXIS -- 07/22/01 -- Chris Raynor -- 28 Days 14. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 08/19/01 -- Axis -- 19 Days (7) 12. CHRIS STORM (2)-- 09/07/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 9 Days 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 09/16/01 -- Chris Storm -- 61 Days (8) 14. AXIS (2) -- 11/16/01 -- Hville Thugg -- 37 Days 15. X -- 12/23/01 -- Axis -- 21 Days 16. THOTH -- 1/25/02 -- Xstasy -- 23 Days (9) 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Thoth -- 60 Days 18. THOTH (2) -- 4/18/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 10 Days 19. SACRED -- 4/28/02 -- Thoth -- 28 Days 20. FALLOUT (2) -- 5/26/02 -- Sacred -- 5 Days 21. SACRED (2) -- 5/31/02 -- Fallout -- 30 Days 22. EREK TAYLOR -- 6/30/02 -- Sacred -- 36 Days (10) 23. FALLOUT (3) -- 8/5/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 7 Days 24. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/12/02 -- Fallout -- 39 Days 25. PERFECT BO -- 9/20/02 -- Chris Wilson -- 9 Days (11) 26. TOM FLESHER -- 9/29/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 63 Days 27. OROCHI (3) -- 12/1/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 34 Days 28. FROST -- 1/17/03 -- Orochi -- 58 Days (12) 29. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Frost -- 0 Days 30. FROST (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 5 Days (13) 31. JAY DAWG -- 3/31/03 -- Danny Williams -- 34 Days (14) 32. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 5/4/03 -- Jay Dawg -- 55 Days 33. STRYKE -- 6/28/03 -- Danny Williams -- 9 Days 34. BEEZEL -- 7/7/03 -- Stryke -- 4 Days 35. MAK FRANCIS -- 7/11/03 -- Beezel -- 79 Days 36. "THE SACRED ONE" ANDREW BLACKWELL (3) -- 9/28/03 -- Mak Francis -- 24 Days 37. XSTASY (2) -- 10/22/03 -- Andrew Blackwell -- 40 Days 38. DACE NIGHT -- 12/01/03 -- Xstasy -- 15 Days 39. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 12/16/03 -- Dace Night -- 82 Days 40. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/7/04 -- Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -- 10 Days 41. TOXXIC -- 3/17/04 -- Insane Luchador -- 23 Days 42. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY -- 4/9/04 -- Toxxic -- 16 Days 43. TOXXIC (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Wildchild (15) -- 29 Days 44. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY (2) -- 5/24/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 45. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 6/23/04 -- Ace Lezaire (16) -- 24 Days 46. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 7/17/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 15 Days 47. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 8/1/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 59 Days 48. "THE ICON" MAX KING -- 9/29/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 39 Days (17) 49. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (3) -- 11/7/04 -- "The Icon" Max King -- 138 Days 50. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 3/25/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 5 Days (18) (1) NTD was the original champion, the belt was handed to him (2) Mr. Galatea defeated PDS, The Messiah, Fallout and Stubby in a Hide and Seek Match (3) Neilsen defeated Outcast and Fallout in a three way ladder match. (4) Mercury vacated the title due to various injuries (5) Mark Stevens defeated Angelous for the vacated title. (6) Chris Storm defeated Chris Wilson and Mark Stevens in a Last Man Standing Submission Match (7) Triple threat match also involving Xstasy (8) Triple threat match also involving Mistress Sarah (9) Triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo (10) Four way match also involving Fallout and Longdogger Pete (11) Triple threat Miami Mayhem match also involving Longdogger Pete (12) Triple threat match also involving Danny Williams (13) After winning the ICTV title from Frost, Neilsen rejected the belt, returning it to Frost and naming him the new champion. (14) Frost vacated the title on 3/21/03. This was a match for the vacant title. (15) Toxxic won the ICTV title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the first fall was for the ICTV title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) Ace Lezaire was Landon Maddix's opponent for the ICTV title after Janus vacated it earlier on the same night, having just won the SWF World Heavyweight Title on June 13th, 2004. (17) Max King was beaten in a Dumpster Match by Landon Maddix, for the title. However, due to a controversial decision in the match the title change was stricken from the records and King's title reign was deemed to have continued regardless. (18) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 138 Days Most Title Reigns - Fallout, Orochi/Thoth, Sacred and Landon Maddix, 3 Most Days with Title - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 220 Days **** SWF UNITED STATES / JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. OUTCAST -- 10/29/00 -- Spike -- 36 Days (1) 2. DIVEFIRE -- 12/04/00 -- Outcast -- 21 Days 3. MERCURY -- 01/15/01 -- Divefire -- 36 Days 4. AXIS -- 03/02/01 -- Mercury -- 45 Days 5. PERFECT BO -- 04/16/01 -- Axis -- 69 Days 6. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 06/24/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 28 Days (2) 7. GRIMEDOGG -- 07/22/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 28 Days 8. THOTH -- 08/19/01 -- Grimedogg -- 92 Days (3) 9. MERCURY (2) -- 11/19/01 -- Thoth -- 7 Days 10. BOBBY RILEY -- 11/26/01 -- Mercury -- 11 Days 11. SACRED -- 12/7/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 72 Days 12. XSTASY -- 3/1/02 -- Sacred -- 21 Days 13. JAY DAWG -- 3/22/02 -- Xstasy -- 9 Days 14. K-OS -- 3/31/02 -- Jay Dawg -- 5 Days (4) 15. JAY DAWG (2) -- 4/5/02 -- K-Os -- 8 Days 16. JAY DAWG (3) -- 4/28/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 33 Days (5) 17. TOM FLESHER -- 6/4/02 -- N/A -- 17 Days (6) 18. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 6/21/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 9 Days 19. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Chris Raynor -- 36 Days (7) 20. "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/5/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 4 Days 21. TOM FLESHER (3) -- 8/9/02 -- "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 22. TOD DEKINDES -- 9/13/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 49 Days 23. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/1/02 -- Tod deKindes -- 30 Days 24. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 12/1/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 55 Days 25. MAK FRANCIS -- 2/7/03 -- Danny Williams -- 16 Days 26. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 2/23/03 -- Mak Francis -- 21 Days 27. MAK FRANCIS (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Danny Williams -- 15 Days 28. MICHAEL CRAVEN -- 3/31/03 -- Mak Francis -- 23 Days 29. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/23/03 -- Michael Craven -- 11 Days 30. MICHAEL CRAVEN (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 49 Days 31. MAK FRANCIS (3) -- 6/22/03 -- Michael Craven -- 10 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (3) -- 7/2/03 -- Mak Francis -- 19 Days 33. EJIRO FASAKI -- 7/21/03 -- Michael Craven -- 93 Days 34. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 10/22/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 49 Days 35. LINCHPIN -- 12/10/03 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 28 Days 36. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 1/7/04 -- Linchpin (8) -- 9 Days 37. "SACRED" ANDREW BLACKWELL (2) -- 1/16/04 -- Charlie Matthews -- 51 Days (9) 38. "COYOTE" COY WEST -- 3/7/04 -- "Sacred" Andrew Blackwell -- 24 Days 39. STRYKE -- 3/31/04 -- "Coyote" Coy West -- 14 Days 40. "WILD" COY WEST (2) -- 4/14/04 -- Stryke (10) -- 26 Days 41. LANDON “LA CUCARACHA” MADDIX -- 5/10/04 -- “Wild” Coy West -- 34 Days 42. ALAN CLARK -- 6/13/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 10 Days 43. THE MASKED MAN -- 6/23/04 -- Alan Clark (11) -- 28 Days 44. MANSON -- 7/21/04 -- The Masked Man -- 26 Days 45. "THE CORONA" VLADIMIR EVERHEART -- 8/16/04 -- Manson -- 9 Days 46. DAVID CROSS -- 8/25/04 -- "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart -- 9 Days 47. ACE LEZAIRE -- 9/3/04 -- David Cross -- 16 Days 48. DAVID CROSS (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 24 Days 49. ACE LEZAIRE (2) -- 10/14/04 -- David Cross -- 8 Days 50. TODD CORTEZ -- 10/22/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 60 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 12/21/04 -- Todd Cortez -- 29 Days (12) 52. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 1/19/05 -- Sean Davis -- 46 Days (13) 53. AUSTIN SLY -- 3/7/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 19 Days 54. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 3/25/05 -- Austin Sly -- 5 Days (14) (1) Outcast won a 20 Man Tournament for the US Title, defeating Spike in the final. (2) This was a two fall, two title match, involving Edwin MacPhisto, Mark Stevens, Perfect Bo and eXodus. (3) Thoth defeated Grimedogg, Alex Cross and Robert Steele, in a Last Blood Match (4) This was a triple threat elimination match also involving Lady Red. (5) Due to a controversial decision the title was held up on 4/13/02. This was a match for the vacant title. (6) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title on 5/31/02. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title also involving Annie Eclectic and Xero. (7) This was a triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg. (8) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (9) Sacred defeated Landon Maddix on February 1st, 2004 to unify the United States and Smartmarks Junior League Championships. (10) This was a triple threat match also involving Todd Royal. (11) Alan Clark was involved in a four corners match with Todd Cortez and Aecas for the title where the first pin wins; Clark was the man pinned in the match. (12) Sean Davis won the USJL title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, by climbing the ladder and retrieiving Cortez's belt. Also involved in the match were Munich and Carnage. (13) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (14) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Ejiro Fasaki, 93 Days Most Title Reigns - Jay Dawg, Tom Flesher, Mak Francis and Michael Craven, 3 Most Days with Title - Sacred/Andrew Blackwell, 123 Days **** SWF WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. KELLY CONNELLY -- 10/13/04 -- n/a (1) -- 25 Days 2. MEGAN SKYE -- 11/7/04 -- Kelly Connelly -- 44 Days 3. KELLY CONNELLY (2) -- 12/21/04 -- Megan Skye -- 60 Days (2) (1) Kelly Connelly was given the belt as a present by Max King on October 13th. The first official defence of the belt occured on October 22nd, with Kelly retaining the title in a fourway dance against Ebony, Annie Eclectic and Megan Skye. (2) This was a Triple Threat, Christmas Tree Match also involving Jet. Longest Title Reign - Kelly Connelly, 60 Days Most Title Reigns - Kelly Connelly, 2 Most Days with Title - Kelly Connelly, 85 Days **** SWF LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. MAYOR MCCHEESE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 19 Days (1) 2. CURRY MAN -- 10/07/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 22 Days 3. "INSANE" JOE FLYER -- 10/29/00 -- Curry Man -- 28 Days 4. MAYOR MCCHEESE (2) -- 11/26/00 -- "Insane" Joe Flyer -- 19 Days (2) (3) 5. BOBBY RILEY -- 12/17/00 -- Exploding Chicken -- 61 Days (4) 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 3/09/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 45 Days (5) 7. SACRED -- 4/23/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 6 Days (6) 8. ANDREA MONTGOMERY -- 5/27/01 -- eXodus -- 40 Days (7) 9. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 7/06/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 8 Days 10. ANDREA MONTGOMERY (2) -- 7/14/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 8 Days 11. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 7/22/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 56 Days (8) 12. JAMIE "KID BULLET" BJORK -- 9/16/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 35 Days 13. FALLOUT -- 10/21/01 -- Jamie Bjork -- 140 Days (9) 14. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Fallout -- 42 Days 15. EREK TAYLOR -- 5/3/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 23 Days 16. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 5/26/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 63 Days 17. TOM FLESHER -- 7/28/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 68 Days 18. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 10/4/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 35 Days (10) 19. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (5) -- 11/8/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 4 Days (11) (1) This was for the vacant title. (2) Triple Threat match, also involving Exploding Chicken (3) Mayor McCheese was thought to be "killed" and his title was vacated (4) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (5) Triple Threat match, also involving Spike (6) At From the Fire (4/29/01), in a three title, three fall match, Grimedogg won the Light Heavyweight Title fall, however, he was over the limit, and the title became vacated. (7) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (8) Four way ladder match also involving Chris Storm and Mayor McCheese (9) Triple threat match with Mistress Sarah and the Hardcore Title on the line as well (10) Triple threat match also involving Tod deKindes (11) Triple threat match also involving Mak Francis. The Light-Heavyweight Title was suspended on 11/12/02. Longest Title Reign - Fallout, 140 Days Most Title Reigns - El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 173 Days **** OVERALL STATS **** Longest Title Reigns 1. Jay Hawke, 156 Days and counting (INT) 2. Fallout, 140 Days (LHV) 3. Wildchild, 138 Days (HCG) 3. Landon Maddix, 138 Days (ICTV) Most Title Reigns 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 (LHV) 2. Danny Williams, 4 (WHV) 2. El Luchadore Magnifico, 4 (WHV) 2. Chris Raynor, 4 (Tag) 2. Wildchild, 4 (Tag) 2. Johnny Dangerous, 4 (Tag) 2. Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 (HCG) Most Days with Title 1. Wild and Dangerous, 312 Days (Tag) 2. El Luchadore Magnifico, 266 Days and counting (WHV) 3. Landon Maddix, 220 Days (ICTV)
  9. King Cucaracha

    Interesting line from the torch

    I would think the American media would give more courage to 'that guy who does the wrasslin and won an Olympic Gold Medal for his country' than 'that Latino guy who does the wrasslin'. I instantly thought Angle too.
  10. King Cucaracha

    SWF LOCKDOWN 11/16/05

    Uh...I'm sure I was ICTV and USJL at the same time. They were both straight singles too.
  11. King Cucaracha

    iMPACT gets 0.7 rating

    So, wait...they dropped by .1 on the rating they get every week and suddenly, it's panic mode and people aren't accepting TNA and it's all doom and gloom? Where the hell did that come from? Obviously it's not good, but let's not act like it's something to immediately panic about.
  12. King Cucaracha

    Tag Teams...

    Welcome to a year ago, Judge. Anyway, cool that someone's reacted to this, instead of letting the Tag Division rot like when Wild and Dangerous had no challengers.
  13. King Cucaracha

    SWF LOCKDOWN 11/16/05

    We've had plenty of double champs in the past. So there's no problem. Heck, Jay was International and Tag Champ just a few weeks ago.
  14. King Cucaracha

    Favourite Eddy Guerrero moments

    Backlash 2003. Team Angle retain the Tag Titles against Los Guerreros, but after the match the Guerreros steal the titles. They then jump in Eddie lowrider and drive off...but not before sounding the La Cucaracha tune horn. Twice. The pause between them slowly driving off and the second horn slays me.
  15. King Cucaracha

    New Champion Crowned on First European Show

    Sounds like a 'hometown' deal. I wouldn't be surprised if they switched it back to Juvi before the tour was over and neglected to mention it on any of the TV shows.
  16. King Cucaracha

    Smackdown VS Raw 2006

    You are a legend my man! Also, totally agree about the cameras. When it spins 90 degrees during fights in the aisle, that really bugs me...especially when you're on the edge and it keeps flipping back and forth. Helpful during Buried Alive Matches, not during regular matches. Also agreed. I tend to use the longer route at the moment- Grapple, then just press or hold triangle.
  17. King Cucaracha

    English Football

    Motty was better than Sky's commentator (Tyler? Not sure). At least Motty noticed the Hand Of God 2 attempt more than 2 minutes after it had happened. I could do without Le Saux, sure. Also, I'm still desparing at England suddenly being 3rd favourites to win the World Cup. One loss and we're no hopers, one win and we're world conquerors. 7-1 odds...I wouldn't even put a fiver on with odds that short. Sure, it was a great performance, but we were so lucky at times. And we're never, EVER lucky during the actual tournaments. Never. Had that been a World Cup Quarter Final, we'd have been 3 down in the first 20 minutes (during which we were pretty bad) and the penalty shout at the end would have been given for sure. That's just our luck. I don't think people should be going over the top all of a sudden. We were dominated in the first 20 minutes. We still can't defend corners. We don't press the opposition when they're on the ball enough (understandable against Argentina, but not against anyone else). Nobody got to grips with Riquelme. Still too reliant on crosses and long balls, which only stopped when Cole came on and we had a speedy winger on. Gerrard and Lampard weren't anywhere up to club form, still. 7-1 to win the World Cup? I don't buy it. At those odds, you might as well stick a tenner on Italy at 7-1 instead.
  18. King Cucaracha

    Crying over a wrestler's death is pathetic

    Yeah, but you're a chick, so it's okay. Plus, FFMS has that crush on you and all. I'm sure he'll forgive you. I'm not sure what Frigid actually expected. It's always like that in the WWE Folder when someone dies. While obviously sad ocassions, people really seemed to lay it on a bit thick at times regarding Bossman and Crash's deaths when they suddenly became everyone's favourite wrestlers. Eddie's death was always bound to get a big reaction. I was shocked when I first heard about it and changed my avatar in respect, but that's about it. It's tragic, sure, but life's like that. I didn't physically know him so it seems weird to 'mourn' him. But I'm not going to despair just because someone else on a message board does either. Each to their own and stuff.
  19. King Cucaracha

    Smackdown VS Raw 2006

    Probably could have edited, but I think this deserves it's own post. I've browsed around and we have more unlockable info. I leeched these from somewhere, but I don't remember where exactly, so credit to you whomever you are. You can unlock World Heavyweight and WWE Titles in Exhibition Mode by beating RAW and Smackdown seasons, respectively, winning at Wrestlemania in the process. ECW One Night Stand Arena is unlocked by completing the Rising Star Challenge set, Wrestlemania XXI Arena from Amateur Challenge and Wrestlemania IX Arena and Legend Cage Match from WWE Superstar Challenges. Legend Challenges also unlocks alternate Austin attire. Winning GM of the year in GM Mode unlocks JBL and HHH's alt attires (presumably suits). DiBiase is available to buy after completing the Superstar Challenges, Hardcore and $$$ Championships by completing Legend Challenges. Preset Movesets are unlockable by winning 10 matches in exhibition with a CAW, apparantly. Also, little things I noticed from browsing the CAW section. Sample 1 is supposed to be Brock, I think. Sample 2 is clearly Luther Reigns. Sample 3 kinda looks like Jimmy Rave. Sample 5 is Puder. Sample 7 could be turned into The Bossman quite easily. Sample 8, the tights at least are Taka's but doesn't look like him under the mask. Also, the Pre-Made Faces...3 is Eddie Guerrero, 4 is Kenzo Suzuki for all you Kenzomaniacs who want him as a CAW and 6 is The Rock. Couldn't figure out the others, though 2 might be a chubbier D-Lo. Hope those help.
  20. King Cucaracha

    Smackdown VS Raw 2006

    Well, it was a Possum Pin...so, yeah, maybe it's not so unrealistic after all.
  21. King Cucaracha

    PWG guys in TNA?

    That should have been make their own stars *AS WELL AS* leech off ROH, sorry. I've no problem with them bringing in anyone who's hot in ROH, don't get me wrong. They're obviously at the top of ROH for a reason. But it'd be nice if TNA had some workers who you couldn't see in ROH. For me personally, why would I want to watch Austin Aries and Roderick Strong in ten minute matches (max) that they're 9/10 times going to lose, when I could watch them in competitive 30 minute matches. Again, I've no problem with them bringing Aries and Strong in. But having Aries and Strong on the roster doesn't make me want to buy TNA shows. They need to focus as much on making their own stars who you can't see elsewhere, or you can't see more prominantly elsewhere at least, as they do on ROH guys. I can't see Ron Killings in ROH...push him, it's something different. I can't see Elix Skipper in ROH...push him, it's something different. They've got those two, Abyss (who, granted, is in ROH now), AMW, The Naturals and that's about it. Baring in mind I'm not up to date with PWG...they already use guys like Joe, AJ, Daniels, Sabin and Petey as big names. As far as 'homegrown' PWG guys, not really. Others? Kevin Steen...not sure about main eventing, but he's bound to be popular. Works in Canada though, might be a problem to get in regularly. Ditto Generico. Chris Hero doesn't really fit with TNA I don't think, but he's capable of doing well. I think Claudio Castagnoli works or worked there, they should definately sign him. That's just it. Besides Joe, the only reason they've brought in ROH guys is to fill up the X-Division and try to entice ROH fans to buy the shows. And, technically, Daniels (like AJ) has been in TNA as long as ROH, so I count him as a TNA guy.
  22. King Cucaracha

    Smackdown VS Raw 2006

    I just had a great, 10 minute match between Carlito and Orlando Jordan. This game is either really good or completely unrealistic.
  23. Having landed in America from the long flight back from Japan, Cucaracha Internacional are set to go their seperate ways. With the card for Lockdown having just been relayed to them, Landon Maddix has decided he might as well find a seperate hotel. After all, he doesn't need to go to the arena what-so-ever. What with being booked in a 'match' in a Hockey restaurant and all. Unsurprisingly, Landon doesn't seem too happy. Pacing the area around baggage collection, Maddix stalks around with hands on hips and a very sour look on his face. Three guesses as to why... "This is ridiculous. Putting me in a match with Bruce Blank, for the Hardcore Gamers Title. And...not even a match. A game of hide and seek! In a restaurant! Ridiculous!" Maddix wipes a hand across his face, continuing to pace around. "Why, of all things, would I want to be going after the Hardcore Gamers Title? Facing some loser hick like Bruce Blank isn't high on my priority list, let alone being king of a worthless division like the Hardcore one. People trying to murder each other for the sake of just another belt...it's nonesensical. Did you not SEE what he did to Janus? And what Janus did to HIM?" "Yes, we did." nods Hawke, wincing slightly at the thought of it. "But, that's a good thing. Bruce is going to be easy pickings for you to beat." "That's just it though...I don't have any desire to beat him." Exchanging a rather confused look in each other's direction, Hawke and JJ seem surprised at their 'leader's frankness. And equally surprised at the fact that Maddix really doesn't seem to give a crap about the fact he has a title match in just three days. "I meant what I said on the plane over." Maddix eventually continues. "None of it matters anymore unless it concerns the World Heavyweight Title. That's where I should be. Not stuck in a restaurant with a bunch of brainless, moron hockey fans and a lone redneck. The Cold Front Classic...last year, I won it. I won the Cold Front Classic and I beat everyone in my path. The battle royal, Christian Fury, Jenkins and Sacred. And now...apparantly, I can't enter this year, because they 'want to give someone else a chance'? What a bunch of crap that is! I should be the World Heavyweight Champion, or at least in contention for the belt. And instead, I'm stuck having to deal with people who hate my guts or I'm stuck filling my time in meaningless matches...and now, meaningless titles! Sure, if they told me I'd have to hunt around in a restaurant for the World Title, I'd jump at the chance. But the Hardcore Title? Hardly seems worth the effort." "Landon, this is a big opportunity." interrupts Hawke. "You're only two belts away from the Grand Slam, remember?" "Yeah." "And the Hardcore Title is one of them, right?" "Yeah." At this point, JJ Johnson conveniently skulks off out of view, taking a certain Cruiserweight Title belt with him. "Nobody's ever done the Grand Slam. Nobody's ever won every title available to them and now, you're two away. You'd be the first ever SWF Grand Slam winner...hell, you'd be the first person to win everything, SJL Titles included. That's big! That's bigger than bigger, Landon!" "...I guess." "Look, obviously you're more concerned with the Heavyweight Title. It's only natural that you are. But you can worry about that later, when the situation changes. I'm four victories away from being World Champion once we get the Battle Royal out of the way, so is JJ. I'd be glad to let you challenge me for the World Heavyweight Title. So would JJ." "Then, how come I haven't had any Cruiserweight or International Title shots?" Appearing back in shot, JJ suddenly wishes he hadn't, as he and Jay seem stuck for an answer. "...uh..." "Uhm..." "Well..." "Uh..." "Look, think of it like this...if you lose to Bruce Blank, what's that going to do for your Heavyweight Title aspirations?" Maddix shrugs. "You've got a point." The Next Generation admits, begrudgingly. "Besides, maybe if I have some gold around my waist, certain executives might wake up and remember just exactly who I am." Right on cue, Maddix spots his bag and grabs it off the conveyor belt before making a suitably dramatic exit. Hawke and Johnson watch on with little more than a shrug, happy to have gotten through to their partner, happier still that he's slowly getting close to being out of earshot. But by now, Maddix isn't saying anything. He's clearly deep in thought. And with good reason. Landon Maddix, Hardcore Champion? It just doesn't fit. All Landon Maddix cares about it Landon Maddix, 2 Time Heavyweight Champion. Risking injury through increasingly more weird and wacky stipulation matches night in and night out doesn't fit in with his plans. He's been there before. Pie Match. Office Brawl. Mouse Trap Match. Bible On A Pole. Stilts Match. Won them all. But they didn't do jack for his World Title aspiritations. They were all part of the 'Old Landon', the Landon he had left behind a couple of years ago, in favour of being more serious, more focused. The Old Landon would have loved it. The fans would have loved it. Did he really want to go back there? Only one way to find out.
  24. King Cucaracha

    Favourite Eddy Guerrero moments

    Aside from the obvious, like Rudo said, Hostile City Showdown vs. Malenko. Superb match.
  25. King Cucaracha

    Eddy Guerrero passes away

    Jesus. This has to be one of the saddest and probably the most high-profile deaths in wrestling. I know it's easy to get carried away when someone in the wrestling business dies and heap endless praise on them, but Eddie was probably pound for pound the best in the world for a lot of his career. Usually these things don't hit me too hard, but Eddie was always one of my favourite wrestlers and I'm still shocked. At least there's some comfort that he (like Chris Candido) turned his life around during the low times and got a second shot, that he got to experience being World Champion and that he went out with the fans cheering him. R.I.P Eddy.
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