King Cucaracha

Maybe Petey has really strong thighs. If it was more of a 'leverage' move than a 'flip' then it'd be better. As it is, it's cool spotfu that the kids nowadays lap up.

Those guys wouldn't even be the least of it in terms of TNA marketing in Canada. BIG things might be on the horizon soon. ~! Cryptic clues rule... Yeah, I hear IWS and Stampede are LOADED with money nowadays. Also, Benoit versus Jack Evans. Make. It. Happen.

Uh yeah, Pops, that's next week.

It always makes me laugh when people bemoan Jarrett for 'killing the respectability of the NWA Title' when a few years ago it was held by Dan Severn. Dan Severn. Dan. Severn. Puts things in perspective, huh?

Whoppee, my laptop is still in a coma. Which means a patented Cucaracha rush-job...which usually blows the patented 'Cucaracha tries to write a match that makes sense and has a plan' out of the water. TKO beware...

No. He's clearly been phoning it in for months though. Back in '02-'03, he was on the cusp of a main event run and getting his first taste of decent exposure towards the top of the card. He HAD to impress. Now, he's in the comfort zone. I'm not running him down over it and I'm not saying he's incapable of being valuable to the company. Cena knows he can get away with less than 100%. Doesn't mean he purposely goes out and gives less, but the pressure isn't there. I'm not saying he's the first either. Once the big guys hit the top spot and get mega over, it's only natural some people get complacent. Rock's been there. Austin's been there. WHAT? Austin's been there. WHAT? Jericho to a lesser extent. The tired routine, stuck in limbo, new catchphrases every week. Usually, it takes a character turn to reignite them. Hopefully, it comes sooner rather than later. Because right now, Cena seems to be going through the motions. Hell, right now, the Diesel comparison could be considered pretty flattering.

If by some chance they don't give him the right contract, I'd be more inclined to think Benoit goes to Japan than TNA.

Incidentally, I got this in poster form... ...and was disappointed not to find T-Bor anywhere.

Damn, I was going to mention that. With the chessboard, where you had to cross from one side to the other, avoiding the electrified squares. Road Rage is okay, but very arcadey. The handling isn't great, the areas aren't that big and you get a few glitches. Okay enough but nothing special. I like Hit and Run though. Considering it's just a GTA rip-off, it's pretty good.

Boo-urns. Ruckus has held the title entirely too long as it is.

I, personally, wouldn't call HBK/Taker Hell In A Cell *****. Maybe at the time, possibly. But it's still not *****. Michaels doesn't sell the table bump for nearly long enough and the match ends on a run-in. A ***** match, that does not make...in my opinion. Infact, Meltzer's NA list isn't all that special. They're all gimmick matches aside from the ROH two for a start. Haven't seen War Games '91. WG'92 I'd agree with. Ladder Match is probably correct, but doesn't hold up as well today. Ditto for the SS Cage Match. Bret/Austin at Mania wasn't even their best match, it just had the best ending. Haven't seen Punk/Joe II, although I really didn't fall in with the hype for Punk/Joe I. And haven't seen Kobashi/Joe yet. Then again, personal opinion and the such. It's like hotel ranking. ***** doesn't mean it's perfect and some ***** hotels are better than others.

Oh man, how I've missed Patty. Sensational. Plus, other stuff happened.

On the "moves that suck in TNA" subject, if the Canadian Destroyer's going to be included for being unrealistic, the Crucifix Bomb everyone marked out for needs to be listed. I didn't like it when I saw it first...and that was by Petey Williams on Sabin. Aries using it on Joe looks even worse.

The word 'Shattered' would indicate glass. Any chance Claudio beats Ruckus? Seems a bit of a long shot, but I'm a little out of the loop, so maybe Claudio's got a big push recently.

Who's fault is it that he can't say Castagnoli then?

Women's Tag Match Ashley Street and Molly Matthews vs. Serena Blackmore and Brodie Lewis CW has boasting to do. Plus, this week's guest on the Love Shack will be...

I got bored with Landon at the start of the year and, as Toxxic and/or Cortez will attest to, I was seriously considering a swap-a-roo and using Maddix as an OAOAST character, thus bringing over Leon Rodez. Who, basically, would have been even more of a comedy character than he is, if that's at all possible. Oh, and a former pornstar. The plan would have then been to go after the Cruiserweight Title. But, that fell through. At one point, I also thought about turning Maddix into a masked character. Either plain La Cucaracha. Or something lame like Lan-Tasia, who nobody would know was Maddix, except Suicide King, but he could never prove it. Oh and of course there was the tentative plan to give Maddix an impressionist gimmick. I'd PM my opponent before each match with the guy I was going to be impersonating and my stats would have been the impersonated characters' signature moves + Crash Landon. And I'd think up silly names like The Ultimate Cucaracha and Lan-grel. All terrible, terrible ideas which luckily never happened.

Thanks to Zack for picking up the slack during my 'computer decides to die' period. I'll be reading the show tommorrow morning now I'm back on and I will be leaving that Beef. Oh yeah.

But, wait, the show's not over yet, because we're back at The Love Shack! RODEZ Alright! Leon Rodez here tying up some last minute, loose ends, here at The Shack. World Without End is in the books. A good time was had by all. People laughed. People cried. The GPX got their asses beat, two out of three falls. I'm still the World Tag Team Champion, natch. Unfortunately, my guests on The Shack from earlier weren't quite so successful tonight. But being the kind, compassionate guy that I am, I've decided to let them back, regardless of their crushing defeat. The Marv, Hell Mel, get on in here! The Sk8ter Boiz, looking particuarly beat up from earlier and both holding their necks, walk onto the set and sit themselves down. RODEZ Now guys, earlier we were here and you guys were talking about who you are, what you were going to do tonight, who you were rocking, all that good stuff. But I know you guys are pretty beat up right now, so we'll cut to the chase. You guys look pretty down. HELL MEL Yeah, tonight was a real bummer. THE MARV Totally. We were riding the wave of momentum but then...we bailed. So, yeah, we're pretty down. RODEZ Well, that sucks. But, cheer up guys, because I've got it on good authority that there's a few Halloween themed parties going on around the clubs. And it's half price if someone in the group is dressed in Halloween gear...so, since Zack doesn't want to dress up and the ladies aren't going to dig on me while I'm dressed like Marilyn Monroe, you guys are coming with us! THE MARV YEAH!?! HELL MEL RADICAL!! THE MARV What costumes are we going to wear though? Raising an eyebrow, Rodez muses for a moment. RODEZ You mean...those are your actual clothes? The Sk8ter Boiz glance down at their baggy skater gear, despondently, as Rodez realises he's placed his foot firmly in his mouth. RODEZ ...join us, Thursday night, HeldDOWN in Pensacola, Florida. I've never heard of the place personally, but we'll be there anyway and it promises to be great, as always. Then again, I have to say that. But, honestly, watch it. Leon Rodez, signing out. Sk8ter Boiz...uh...I'm sorry? And this has been World Without End which, ironically, has come to an end. Peace out!

COLE Coming up next, we've got tag team action. Apparantly, this match was personally requested by Stephen Joseph, who hopes his Upstarts will secure a clean sweep tonight. So, we have the unorthodox team of Bohemoth and Jamie O'Hara as a result. And they take on the former World Tag Team Champions, The Sk8ter Boiz. CABOOSE Oh, how that phrase makes me weep. COLE The Boiz haven't been as active on OAOAST TV since they lost the titles in TLC. But tonight, they've got the chance to kickflip their way back into Tag Team Title contention. CABOOSE ...that's terrible. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada...HELL MEL...THE MARV...TTHHHHEEEEEEE SSSSKK88888TTEEEEERRRRRRR BBOOOOOIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZ!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams" hits and off go the two, green pyro rockets...as The Sk8ter Boiz live up to their names like only they can, sk8teboarding through the entrance way and down the rampway. On the way, they try to tag hands. But the fans are too low and they can't reach, so instead throw them the thumbs up as they pass. The Boiz reach the end of the ramp and leap into the ring, holding their skateboards high for all to see. .:CUE: "Back In Black", AC/DC:. But suddenly, they aren't so happy-go-lucky, as here comes the MONSTAH Bohemoth. With Jamie O'Hara by his side, already talking that trash, Bohemoth shows off TEH GUNZ~! before he and O'Hara make their way to the ring. BUFFER And, their opponents. Representing THE UPSTARTS... BOOOHHEEEEEEMMOOOOTTHHHH and JJAAAAAMMIIIIEEEE OOOO'HHHHAAAARRRRAAAAAAA!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" O'Hara and Bohemoth reach the ring and the Boiz back off quickly, as Bohemoth enters. They're not quite so scared by O'Hara, who vaults into the ring. But O'Hara takes the credit for them "steppin' off" regardless. *DINGDINGDING* O'Hara confers with Bohemoth and The Upstarts decide that the newcomer is going to start. Meanwhile, it's The Marv kicking off the match for the Sk8ter Boiz. Marv strides into the centre of the ring, as O'Hara starts to talk smack. And talk. And continue to talk that smack, until finally The Marv has enough and treads on O'Hara's foot!! The crowd pop, as O'Hara hops around on one foot and The Marv takes advantage by applying a side headlock. Going to the ribs quickly, O'Hara raps Marv with a serious of forearms before sending Marv off into the ropes. O'Hara then shows off his agility with a high leapfrog... O'HARA YEAH DAWG, DAT'S RIGHT! ...but he gets too cocky and Marv nails him with a diving clothesline! And another! A third as O'Hara continues to stagger up only to get knocked right back down. Up staggers O'Hara again, as Marv rocks him with a couple of right hands, backing O'Hara into the ropes and leaving The Upstart's arms hung over the top. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" The Marv then nails O'Hara with a knifedge chop, which isn't going to rival anything Chris Benoit's ever done, but leaves O'Hara's chest stinging nonetheless. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" And again. THE MARV SKATE OR DIE! "YYYAAAAAAYYYY!" Grabbing an arm, Marv then whips O'Hara into the ropes and catches him coming back with a standing dropkick. O'Hara is taken clear off his feet, landing hard on the back of his head, which prompts Marv to try an early cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Marv quickly jogs over to the corner and tags in Hell Mel. The two exchange a quick high-five before sending O'Hara off into the ropes, catching him on the way back with a double boot to the gut, doubling O'Hara over. The Sk8ter Boiz then hit opposite ropes, with Marv doing a skating style "Ollie" clear over O'Hara's back, while Mel slams a running knee into the side of O'Hara's head! CABOOSE That was ridiculous. What damage do you do to someone by jumping over their back? COLE Well, the knee from Hell Mel did the damage. I guess Marv just wanted to show off his l33t sk8ter sk1ll5~! CABOOSE ... The referee makes sure The Marv leaves the ring, while Hell Mel positions himself by the side of O'Hara. And, after a Jerry Lynn esque "RAWK" hand signal, Mel backflips across O'Hara chest with a Standing Moonsault... 1... 2... Kickout! Mel informs the referee that the count was "bogus" as he gets to his feet, helping O'Hara up with him. A whip follows, sending O'Hara into a neutral corner. O'Hara puts the brakes on, catching Mel charging in with a mule kick. Quick as a flash, O'Hara vaults to the middle rope with something flippy in mind no doubt. But a double sledge from Mel puts a stop to that, leaving O'Hara wobbling on the middle rope and allowing Mel to pick him up in an Electric Chair position. COLE Uh-oh...could we see the Dudesday Device here!?! CABOOSE What did I tell you about making up movenames? COLE But...but...it's witty! Carefully, Mel walks out of the corner, making sure to keep O'Hara on his shoulders. O'Hara starts to rain down on the head with punches though, which eventually cause Mel to stop...at which point, O'Hara levers himself back and SPIKES MEL ON HIS HEAD WITH A REVERSE RANA!! COLE OOHHHHH, MY!! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" With Mel down and motionless, O'Hara gets up and is suddenly his cocky self again, laughing at a clearly concerned Marv as he strides over to the corner...and tags in Bohemoth! COLE And things have just gone from bad to worse for The Sk8ter Boiz, I'm afraid. The former HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion steps into the ring with no hint of emotion, all business as he reaches down and grabs Mel by the hair. Mel is deadweight, but that doesn't bother Bohemoth. Easily, he pulls Mel off the canvas and throws him up, over onto his shoulder. Backing into a corner, Bohemoth then charges and DRIVES Mel back-first into the top turnbuckle of the opposite corner. Turning, the bigman charges again and plants Mel with a Running Powerslam! Groans fill the crowd as Bohemoth makes a lackadaisical cover... 1... 2... Broken up by The Marv, who gets GLARED at by Bohemoth! COLE You know, I think The Marv regrets that already somehow. CABOOSE Well, the good news is, he saved Hell Mel. The bad news is...he saved Hell Mel. Climbing to his feet, Bohemoth is suddenly pissed off as he points a finger at The Marv. A finger which is enough to make Marv jump from the apron and cower for cover at ringside. Meanwhile, Mel is gallantly climbing to his feet. Bohemoth is waiting on him though, as he measures poor Mel and knocks his head off with a STIFF~! Lariat, bringing the crowd from their seats and horrifying The Marv on the floor! "OOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" O'HARA OH, YOU JUS' GOT KNOCKED THE [i]FUCKOUT![/i] O'Hara laughs it up to a nearby camera, while Bohemoth stalks around the lifeless frame of Hell Mel. The Marv finally climbs back to the apron, but is having to watch the match thorugh gaps in the hands clapsed over his eyes now. Continuing to stalk around, Bohemoth waits for Mel to get up. But Mel isn't. So Bohemoth has to haul him up. "SAVE HIM JE - BUS!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "SAVE HIM JE - BUS!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "SAVE HIM JE - BUS!" *clap clap clapclapclap* Once Mel is finally pulled up, Bohemoth lifts him up like the good old, proverbial ragdoll and sets him up for the Erotic Awakening Of B. Sensing the end, The Marv quickly climbs to the top rope and dives off the top with a double axehandle to the back of Bohemoth. With...very little effect. Infact, it just seems to piss Bohemoth off as he drops Mel uncerimoniously, turns around and SPEARS Marv back into the corner!! Mel staggers to his feet, but Bohemoth mows him down with a Polish Hammer! Bo then turns back around a scoop up The Marv, positioning himself beside Mel before swinging Marv around... ...out... ...and DOWN~!... ...RIGHT ACROSS HIS PARTNER'S STERNUM!!!! "OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE EROTIC AWAKENING OF B...ONTO HELL MEL!! CABOOSE Ladies and gentlemen, The Sk8ter Boiz were 20. Both Sk8ter Boiz are stacked up and ready to be pinned. But rather than go for the cover, Bohemoth walks back over to his corner and tags in Jamie O'Hara. Who, beaming from ear to ear, vaults into the ring and walks over to where the Boiz lay, all the way jawing away to nobody in particular. Stepping over the bodies, O'Hara climbs the ropes facing out into the crowd and reaches the top. O'Hara then sets himself, before tumbling forwards with an Inverted 450...ONTO BOTH SK8TER BOIZ!!! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" CABOOSE This one is over! 1... 2... 3!! *DINGDINGDING!* BUFFER Your winners of this match...the team of Bohemoth and Jamie O'Hara... TTHHEEEE UUPPSSSSSTTAAAAARRRTTSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

We return to ringside, in the midst of an invasion. A female invasion, as the women of the OAOAST trudge down the rampway in single (and in one, Minnesota case, double) file and begin to position themselves around the ring. Serena Blackmore, El Chica Genérico, Kumiko Watanabe, Confusia, Jade Rodez, "Floggin" Molly Matthews, Pantera Combiatenta, Julie Sharcor, Valerie and Constance, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Candie, Ayane, Lilith and Anne Anarchy all surround the ring. And there are quite a few looks of suspiscion being cast around by the women already. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is the LUMBERJILL Match for the OAOAST Women's Championship! At this time, please welcome the Lumberjills!! A mixed reaction goes up as a few of the women play to or mock the crowd, depending on how much of a bitch they happen to be. COLE We are ready for an intriguing Women's Title Match here, as the entire Women's Division surrounds the ring. It's Ashley Street versus Brodie Lewis, which in itself is a great match. But of course, we have the added intrigue of the Lumberjills around the ring and of course, the open offer that is on the table from this mysterious Benefactor. CABOOSE That's right. $50,000 to ANYONE who costs Ashley Street the Women's Title tonight? I can't tell you how tempted I am to do a run-in tonight Mickey. COACH You'd hit a woman? Dude that's, like, illegal. Trust me. CABOOSE Let's just say, if the action comes this way, I've got a slapjack ready and waiting. COLE Please, try to contain yourself. .:CUE: The Distillers, "House of Mirrors":. Suddenly, all heads turn to the entrance way as Brodie Lewis stomps through the entranceway, glaring out into the crowd with a sour look on her face. Valerie and Constance are already sucking up and applauding Brodie from ringside, as she strides down the rampway with her trademark mohawk died a bright purple for tonight. Brodie reaches the ring and enters, looking around the Lumberjills with a glare before turning to the crowd and doing the same with them to. BUFFER Introducing first, the challenger. Hailing from Brooklyn, New York...she weighs in at one hundred and thirty three pounds...BBRRRRROOODDIIEEEEE LLEEEEEEWWWIIIIISSSSSSS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" COLE This Benefactor issue really started with Brodie Lewis. She put The Cannon Kid on the shelf months ago and then, she collected the bounty on then Women's Champion Jenny Adams. Infact, she was so malicious that she found herself suspended for her actions, until just recently when she tried to collect whatever bounty is on Ashley Street's head. CABOOSE Well, Brodie isn't greedy. She just likes hurting people. If she can get paid a bunch of money to hurt people then even better, why not reap the rewards? That's her thinking and I wouldn't be surprised if Brodie kept the Lumberjills out of the match herself so SHE could get the $50,000 solely for herself. Brodie is checked over for weapons by the referee and comes up clean. "ANY WAY YOU WANT IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT! ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!" Suddenly, "Any Way You Want It" by Rise Against hits and the crowd come to their feet for the arrival of the Women's Champion! BUFFER And her opponent...from Evansville, Indiana. Weighing in at one hundred, fifty nine pounds...the OAOAST WORLD WOMEN'S CHAMPION... AAAAASSSHHHLLEEEEEYYYY... SSSSSSTTRRREEEEEEETT!!!! "YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Ashley bursts through the curtains and comes to an abrupt stop. Knowing that she's stepping in to the unknown in more ways than one, Ashley cautiously walks to the ring, keeping her wits about her incase of any sneak attacks from the side or behind. COLE Last month, Ashley staved off the challenge of both Valerie and Constance. But tonight, the odds have been staked even greater by the Benefactor...tonight, she's got to worry about no less than SIXTEEN women, let alone two. CABOOSE That's the beauty of the plan. She can't trust anyone, not even her closest friends. Money talks and Ashley knows it. Reaching the end of the ramp, Ashley looks down at Serena Blackmore to her left, glaring up at her. She then notices OAOAST newcomer, Julie Sharcor, also looking up with eyes on the Women's Title belt. Ashley brushes all the attention off though and steps into the ring...and IMMEDIATELY, gets jumped by Brodie Lewis!! COLE AND IT'S ON!! *DINGDINGDING!* Brodie unleashes on Ashley with a barrage of forearms across the back, Ashley still half in and half out of the ring and unable to defend herself. After a few more clubbing forearms, Brodie finally drags Ashley into the ring. Grabbing an arm, she then pulls Ashley into the centre of the ring and nails her with a forearm to the jaw! Ashley staggers back a few steps...but as Brodie steps in a second time, the Women's Champion retaliates with a forearm of her own! Brodie is surprised by the shot and wobbles briefly, only to come back with a second forearm! But Ashley instantly throws one right back! CABOOSE It sure didn't take long for this one to break down, huh? COLE It's a forearm-fest in the centre of the ring between the two toughest women in the OAOAST today! And these fans are loving every minute of it! The Lumberjills are as well, one half of the 'Jills routing for Ashley, the other half screaming their support for Brodie. Brodie is next to strike, connecting with another brutal forearm. This one has enough force to drop Ashley to one knee momentarily, but she comes straight back up SCREAMING...cupping Brodie behind the head with her left hand, while forearming her once, twice, three, FOUR consecutive times! Brodie is really staggered now, as Ashley measures her... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and lays into Lewis with a knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and another! Brodie wobbles once more, but to save herself from falling over she grabs Ashley behind the head and pulls her into a knee strike in the process! Another knee connects to the gut, doubling Ashley over. Brodie continues to hold onto the back of the head though and delivers another knee strike, this one to the FACE~, knocking Ashley into a seated position! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!" Ashley quickly checks her forehead for signs of blood and for now at least she's okay. Brodie looks to change that though as she punches down across the top of Ashley's head a couple of times, before stepping behind the Champion and Dragon Kicking her in the spine!! Dropping to her back, Ashley writhers in pain as Brodie drops to her knees, grinding her forearm into Ashley's face as she attempts a pinfall... 1... 2.. But it's still way too early yet and Ashley easily kicks out. Brodie quickly grabs her in a reverse chinlock as she kicks out, although only to control Ashley and not in an attempt to do any damage. Turning over, Brodie sits on Ashley's back with a Camel Clutch. On hands and knees, Ashley backpedals and escapes through Brodie's legs, British style, tripping Brodie onto her front by the ankles and steps into her own Camel Clutch. Grabbing a hold of the mohawk, the Champion then pulls Brodie's head up a little to expose the jaw...CROSSFACE STRIKE!! COACH OH, SNAP! Some of the women around the ring cringe sympathetically, as Ashley exposes the jaw again...CROSSFACE STRIKE!! Brodie is seeing stars now. Stepping away from Brodie, Ashley points a finger out at Valerie and Constance, threateningly suggesting that they might just be next, before going back to Brodie. Again she grabs the mohawk and again uses it to pull Brodie up. Grabbing an arm, Ashley sets Brodie for an irish whip...but Brodie puts on the brakes, slapping away the whip attempt and forearming Ashley in the jaw, yet again! The previous forearms have Ashley reeling and she staggers backwards into the ropes which are the only things holding her up at the moment seemingly. Brodie quickly charges in with a knee to the gut, before whipping Ashley into the ropes and rushing in afterwards with a palm stri...NO, ducked! Ashley and Brodie both turn around and come to meet each other again. Forearm by Ashley! Forearm by Brodie! FOREARM! FOREARM! FOREARM! FOREARM! Both women are stumbling around now, Ashley gaining her bearings the first and catches Brodie with a quick boot to the gut. Ashley then turns and hits the ropes...AND GETS TRIPPED BY LINDSAY GONZALEZ!! COLE ASSIST! And there's the first woman to try and cash in! GONZALEZ COVER HER! COVER HER! Eager for the cash, Lindsay screams at Brodie to pin Ashley. But, dazed and in no mood to help anyone else to free money, Brodie declines and instead pulls Ashley to her feet... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and chops her ruthlessly across the chest! Ashley slumps against the ropes as Brodie measures her again... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...for a second knifedge! Grabbing Ashley, Brodie then pulls her opponent off the ropes and holds her in place, while reeling back with a HEADBUTT!! Ashley collapses backwards, straight away getting covered by Brodie, to encouragement from Lindsay... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE I don't know if Lindsay would have been given the assist or not there, but regardless, we've seen what problems this Lumberjill situation poses for Ashley Street. Brodie shakes off the cobwebs and backs into one corner of the ring, while Ashley comes back to her senses. And already, early in this match, the Headbutt from Brodie has opened up a cut on Ashley's forehead! Ashley gets to her feet though, despite being cut and dazed. As she does, Brodie suddenly storms out of the corner and runs through Ashley with a Lariat! Again Brodie makes the cover quickly... 1... 2... But again, Ashley is quick to kick out! CABOOSE You know, it might be smarter if Ashley just quit and ran for her life considering she's got at least sixteen women to fight off. But, credit where credit is due, she's not. COLE Obviously, she didn't graduate from the Caboose school of cheap heelery. CABOOSE I'd be surprised if she graduated from [i]anywhere[/i], but that's neither here nor there. Pulling Ashley up, Brodie cocks her fist back and measures Ashley with a brutal right hand! And a second right hand! And a third, each punch aimed directly at the cut on Ashley's forehead. The cut is seemingly opening up now as more blood begins to trickle down Ashley's forehead towards her face. But despite that, Ashley continues to fight and ducks low to charge Brodie into the corner causing her to crash spine first into the turnbuckles. Cautiously, Ashley then comes back to a vertical base again...and both women try to attack with punches, but it's a knee from Brodie that connects first. Brodie then throws Ashley face first into top turnbuckle leaving her dazed once more. Ashley slowly staggers out of the corner as Brodie grabs her, thinking about throwing Ashley out to the baying Lumberjills ready to attack. But she soon decides she'd rather do the damage herself and clotheslines Ashley down! A few of the Lumberjills don't like that...so Brodie flips them off!! COLE As if we didn't know it before, Brodie Lewis is NOT here to make friends! Brodie helps Street up once more, only to once more slam her forearm into Ashley's jaw! Falling backwards, the middle rope bounces Ashley back up to a vertical base and she takes full advantage by diving through with her momentum, taking Brodie down with a Spear! And Ashley then mounts Brodie, all kinds of fired up as she punches wildly at Brodie's head and face! Brodie tries to cover up, but Ashley is relentless. So eventually, Brodie has to place her boots in Ashley's gut to launch her backwards...and Ashley falls right out of the ring! CABOOSE And now, business is going to pick up! COLE The Lumberjills are there, in theory, to help the workers back into the ring...but I'm not sure that's what Valerie and Constance have in mind! Falling right at the feet of the Lumberjills, Ashley tries to pull herself up. Already, Candie is trying to shove Ashley back into the ring as she's supposed to. But, she's soon joined by two others. Pushing their way to the front of the queue, Valerie and Constance barge Candie out of the way and start laying into Ashley with a barrage of forearms!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Minnesota Angels continue to pound away, until Candie finally gets sick of being pushed around and DRAGS Valerie off of Ashley! Running around the ring Molly Matthews and Jade Rodez also come around to help out Ashley Street and eventually the Women's Champion manages to roll into the ring. The focus is still on the outside though, as the Lumberjills are squaring up on the floor and ready to fight!! COLE Good for Molly and Jade! Ashley Street still has some friends who aren't going to stab her in the back for money! And now, it looks like Molly and Jade are warning The Minnesota Angels...they're watching Ashley's back! CABOOSE For now. COLE You're a very pesimistic man, Mr Caboose. The Lumberjills are held apart by other, neutral 'Jills...and eventually, they disperse back to where they were. Meanwhile, back in the ring, Brodie has Ashley up. An irish whip follows, sending Ashley across the ring and she rebounds into a hard, high knee from the challenger! Eventually, Ashley collapses onto her back, allowing Brodie to try for the cover again... 1... 2... Kickout! Valerie and Constance chastise the referee's count, while Brodie simply concentrates on pulling Ashley back to her feet. Taking her by the arm, she then whips Ashley across the ring again, this time into the corner. Ashley slumps into the buckles, as Brodie follows with DOUBLE KNEES~! into the chest! "LET'S GO ASH - LEY!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "LET'S GO ASH - LEY!" *clap clap clapclapclap* "LET'S GO ASH - LEY!" *clap clap clapclapclap* The crowd begin to rally behind the Champion, which distracts Brodie for little more than a couple of seconds before she sends Ashley across the ring into the opposite corner. Brodie waits, before charging again with more DOUBLE KNEES~! that leave Ashley slumped in the corner, gasping for breath. Pulling Ashley out, the growling Brodie then snapmares over the Champ and instantly hits the ropes in front of Ashley, going for a Running Knee Stri...DUCKED! But Brodie puts the brakes on, waits for Ashley to sit back up and mule kicks her in the back of the head! Brodie then hits the ropes again and this time CONNECTS with the Running Knee Strike! COACH Jimmy Rave style! COLE ... COACH C'mon, you know he's cool! Ashley is left staring blankly up at the lights, as Brodie makes the cover... 1... 2... BUT ASHLEY KICKS OUT!! "YYEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Brodie and a few of the Lumberjills fume, as Molly and Jade continue to lead the pro-Ashley Street fanbase. Climbing back to her feet, Brodie signals that "that's it", before dragging Ashley to her feet by the hair. Still she holds the hair, as she measures the Champion...HEADBUTT!! AND ANOTHER!! BRODIE BRAINBUSTAAAAAAHH~! The crowd boo, as Brodie hooks Ashley up for the Brainbuster. And after a deep breath, Brodie sets and lifts Ashley up...COUNTERED! Ashley nails Brodie in the head with her knee in mid-air to block the move! Landing safely on her feet, Ashley then wrings the arm to get behind Brodie and applies a Half Nelson. But any thoughts of a suplex are thwarted though, as Brodie dives forward, sending Ashley throat first across the middle rope! Brodie rolls out of the way to collect her thoughts again, as Ashley remains hung over the middle rope. In perfect position for a right hand from... ...EL CHICA GENÉRICO!?! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE WHAT THE HELL!?! CABOOSE EVERYONE WANTS THE MONEY!! Molly and Jade, who happen to be standing meters away from Genérico, rush over and start screaming at the Generic Lady Luchador asking what she thinks she's doing. Meanwhile, Ashley has stumbles back into the ring and falls right into Brodie Lewis, who picks Ashley up and FOLDS HER IN HALF with a Saito Suplex!! Chaos and confusion has ensued, as Brodie makes the cover... 1... 2... COLE Genérico's going to be $50,000 richer!! NOOOOOOOO!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd go nuts and Genérico, who seems to regret her actions already, runs her hand over her mask in disappointment at how close she was to becoming rich, rich, rich. Brodie meanwhile climbs up, fuming. Almost foaming at the mouth as she causes the referee to scurry out of her way. Slowly, Ashley begins to get up now, as Brodie is waiting impatiently. "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" "ASH - LEY!" Ashley is up, as Brodie hits the ropes and goes for the Palm Strik...DUCKED! Turning around, Brodie gets caught with a boot to the gut and doubles over, grabbed by the mohawk and held in place by Ashley Street, who waits for some more encouragement from the crowd. KAWADA KICK! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" AND ANOTHER! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" A THIRD!! "OOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" Brodie staggers backwards a couple of steps, not knowing where the hell she is, as Ashley comes roaring...DUCKED! Ashley misses the Roaring Elbow and turns around, to be met with the Palm Strike from Brodie, leaving both women to collapse to the canvas!! "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" "HOLY SHIT!" COLE Good Lord! Have you ever seen two woman who hit that hard...and two women tough enough to take those kind of strikes!?! CABOOSE Not until tonight, no. COLE Both women are down and we've got a standing ten on now! "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FIVE!" "SIX!" "SEVE.." Brodie is first to her feet. Shaking off the effects of the Kawada Kicks, Brodie turns around to where Ashley has reached her knees, pulling her forwards into a front facelock and setting up for the Brainbuster again. But suddenly, "Floggin" Molly Matthews is up on the apron, distracting Brodie! Brodie stops and puts the badmouth on Molly. But that allows Ashley to suddenly arch Brodie up and over, into a Northern Lights Suplex, with the bridge... 1... 2... KICKOUT! "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE So close! And it's lucky that Ashley still has Molly looking out for her! COACH She'll never get her llama like that though! Both Ashley and Brodie now struggle to their feet, meeting in the centre of the ring, with Brodie striking with a forearm! Which Ashley returns! Forearm, Brodie! Forearm, Ashley! Forearm, Brodie! Forearm, Ashley! Brodie stumbles backwards, but suddenly changes direction and thrusts out a Yakuza Ki...DUCKED! Around turns Brodie, as Ashley hits the ropes. Brodie ducks a clothesline, but Ashley hits the ropes again...AND GETS TRIPPED BY VALERIE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The Minnesota Angels celebrate on the outside, but suddenly, they find themselves tackled to the ground by Molly Matthews and Jade Rodez! And, as a brawl erupts between those four, the Lumberjills begin to pile over, which sparks and massive brawl on the floor between the entire force of Lumberjills!! "YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH IT'S BREAKIN' DOWN!! CABOOSE Where's Joey Styles when you need him!?! COLE Screw Joey Styles...CATFIGHT!! CAAATFIIIIIIGGHHHTT!! All the Lumberjills are going at it now and the crowd are whipped into a frenzy as back in the ring, Brodie sets Ashley up for the Brainbuster yet again. Ashley escapes though, twisting behind with a hammerlock and then pulling Brodie around, into a knee to the gut. Brodie falls to one knee as Ashley hits the ropes, looking for the Shining I Hate Your Face... ...and gets clobbered from behind by Serena Blackmore on the rampway!! Ashley collapses forward, as Blackmore grins sadistically at her handiwork. All around her, cheers from the crowd suddenly begin to ring out. But they're not for Serena. Instead, they're for the woman charging up behind her, pulling Serena around and THROWING her off the rampway to the floor below! JENNY ADAMS! "YYEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE OH MY GOD!! CABOOSE Okay, enough with the Joey Styles shtick now... COLE NO! LOOK! IT'S JENNY ADAMS!! The crowd are going NUTS now as the returning, former OAOAST Women's Champion waits for Brodie Lewis to turn around. And as she does, Jenny springboards from the rampway up to the top rope, then off the ropes and into the ring with a Springboard Missile Dropkick that WIPES OUT Brodie!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!" Jenny quickly rolls out of the ring before the referee, who's understandably distracted by the mass brawl on the floor, can turn around and spot her. Meanwhile, Brodie is already getting back up. But she only makes it to her knees before Ashley Street charges her, launching off the planted knee of Lewis and KICKING HER FACE OFF~!~! COLE SHINING I HATE YOUR FACE!! The crowd go wild, as Ashley makes the cover, Jenny frantically getting the referee's attention and pointing out the pin to him, which he dramatically dives to count... 1... 2... 3!!!!!!! "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE IT'S OVER!! ASHLEY STREET HAS BEATEN THE ODDS AND RETAINED THE WOMEN'S TITLE!! "ANY WAY YOU WANT IT! THAT'S THE WAY YOU NEED IT! ANY WAY YOU WANT IT!" BUFFER Here is your winner...and STILL the OAOAST Women's Champion... AAASSHHHLLLLLLEEEEEEYYYY SSSSSTTRRRRRREEEEEEEEETT!!!!!! The crowd continue to go nuts as Jenny Adams, along with the rest of the pro-Ashley Lumberjills roll into the ring to join in the celebrations. The rest of the 'Jills dejectedly stop their fighting, watching on as Ashley is handed the Women's Title and raises it high above his head in the ring. Molly quickly congratulates Ashley, Jade doing the same. But it's Jenny Adams who pushes next in line, embracing Ashley and holding her arm aloft in the air, much to the fury of The Minnesota Angels, Brodie Lewis and no doubt the Benefactor too, wherever she is. COLE What a moment here! Jenny Adams, making her return from injury to help Brodie Lewis defy the odds and retain the Women's Championship. And now, the Benefactor has a lot more to concern herself with. Not only Ashley Street, but a vengeful Jenny Adams! CABOOSE And all the money in the world might not save her if Jenny and Ashley have anything to say about it.

Well, once the newer shows come into stock where I get them from, hopefully I'll get more up to date soon. I can't remember hearing rave reviews about the Trios Tournament, so I'm waiting on the next event to come off Pre Order. Also, Curry Man = Me buy show.

[color=blue]OAOAST Productions, Proudly Presents...[/color] [color=purple][size=6]#~~THE LOVE SHACK~~#[/size][/color] RODEZ ¡Ola, mon peeps! Yes, that's right, your eyes are not decieving you. We're kicking off tonight with what you paid your hard earned money to see...talking! Love Shack talking! And I've got to tell you all, I am excited. More excited than Rick Heyross at a WWE used gimmick auction. Because tonight, here at World Without End, me and the jolly jock, The Zackster himself, Zack Malibu are going to kick it, two out of three falls style with The GPX for the OAOAST World Tag Team Championships. And...speaking of the World Tag Team Championships, that leads me in nicely to my guests this evening. You might remember them as The Nerdlys...but if you do, please do the booking committee a favour and forget. For now, they are skaters. They are Hell Mel and The Marv...they are The Sk8ter Boiz! Cue the piped in applause track, as The Sk8ter Boiz skate onto the set. Rodez gives them both a Jerry Lynn style double 'RAWK~' hang signal, before they kick up their boards and sit themselves down, still looking a little over-awed at the occassion. RODEZ I'm Leon Rodez and this is Jacka...I mean, The Love Shack. And Marv, Mel, welcome. It's really 'radical' to see you 'dudes' here. Now, obviously, you guys are the former World Tag Team Champions and, before we go any further, I just wanna say "no hard feelings" about me and Zack winning at TLC. THE MARV Right back at ya bro. No shame in losing to someone like you and someone like Zack. RODEZ Well, thank you. It's good to know there's no grudge, despite the fact that you must be heartbroken every morning when you wake up and turn on the light by your bedside to find no championship belt beside you. And despite the fact you must feel naked and depressed without the Tag Titles around your waists. And despite the fa... Rodez happens to glance up and notices the Boiz looking glum. RODEZ I mean...uh...SO, how about that new Tony Hawks game, huh? Suddenly, a cough from off screen interrupts The Silky Smooth One and draws him to look up, noticing Zack Malibu stepping onto the set. RODEZ Zack Malibu ladies and gentlemen! MALIBU What are you doing man? We've got tactics to talk. We've got The GPX in...(looks at watch)...under 3 hours now. RODEZ I know man, but I've got contractual obligations of a different kind here. The Love Shack thing? Remember? And I wanna get this out of the way before we deal with The GPX so we can go out and party tonight, assuming we win of course. Which is a problem if you're interrupting me again. MALIBU I am interrupting again, yeah. RODEZ At least you wore a shirt this time. Look, I haven't even asked these guys about the World Tag Titles yet. MALIBU Instead of asking The Sk8ter Boiz about the World Tag Team Titles, shouldn't YOU be worrying about the titles yourself? RODEZ (sighs) I guess you've got a point. Marv, Mel, maybe we can pick things up later. Hey, you could even tag along with us to the clubs tonight if you're not horrifically crippled and carted off to the hospital. So, anyway, as someone who's had run-ins with Bohemoth and O'Hara, I wanna wish you good luck tonight. Give 'em hell, Mel...and Marv. These guys have been the Sk8ter Boiz and I guess I'll see ya later boiz. Leon Rodez, signing out and now, let's take you to a really cool video package that's really cool because it features me! (turns to Zack) So, what's the plan, man? -FADE OUT- -AND FADE IN- DAN BLACK The OAOAST was built around us. ZACK MALIBU We made this company what it is today. THE PARKA Our legacies will live on long after we're gone. PETER KNIGHT I'm the current, X-Division Champion. LEON RODEZ X-Division Champion for almost six months. MALIBU Two time World Tag Team Champion. PARKA Multiple time World Tag Champ. RODEZ World Tag Team Champion. BLACK Black T have DOMINATED the Tag Team Division! TONY BRANNIGAN DOMINATED! MALIBU Two time OAOAST World Heavyweight Champion. BRANNIGAN Former World Heavyweight Champion. KNIGHT [i]Future[/i] World Champion. MALIBU AngleMania main eventer. RODEZ The host of THE, premiere talk show segment in wrestling today! MALIBU The face of the OAOAST for the pa - [i]*STATIC*[/i] MALIBU The face of th - [i]*STATIC*[/i] MALIBU The fa - [i]*STATIC*[/i] Suddenly, the picture whites out. And is replaced, by footage of The Upstarts, with OMINOUS~ music in the background. STEPHEN JOSEPH Nobody cares about your past accomplishments. Because the past is just that...the past. And now, the past is coming to an end. SCOTTY STATIC We're sick of being in the background! JOHNNY JAX Sick of being underutilised! CHRISTIAN WRIGHT Looking to make our impact in this business! JAMIE O'HARA Now, we're takin' ova! STATIC Claiming what's rightfully ours! JAX A changing of the guard. WRIGHT A hostile uprising. JAX We are The Upstarts! STATIC And this is OUR night! JOSEPH For the OAOAST is a World Without End. But, for you Zack Malibu...you Leon Rodez...you Black T...you Peter Knight and you Parka...THE END...IS HERE!! HAHAHAHA!! .:CUE: "The End":. [b]You came to me[/b] [i]Black T as Tag Champions[/i] [b]In a dream last night[/b] [i]The Dream Machines, *almost* re-uniting on HeldDOWN[/i] [b]You were standing[/b] [i]Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez winning TLC[/i] [b]In a brilliant light[/b] [i]Zack making his pyro shower entrance[/i] [b]One minute here[/b] [i]Hoff holding the OAOAST World Championship[/i] [b]But the next you were gone[/b] [i]The vacant title in Calvin Szechstein's possession[/i] [b]I thought you could stay[/b] [i]Drek Stone with The GPX[/i] [b]But I was so wrong[/b] [i]And The GPX with their new Upstart buddies, Christian Wright, Bohemoth, Jamie O'Hara and Stephen Joseph.[/i] [b]The end is here[/b] [i]Christian Wright and Bohemoth, sneak attacking Leon Rodez[/i] [b]The game is over[/b] [i]The GPX turning on Zack Malibu[/i] [b]No more pretending[/b] [i]Stephen Joseph turning on Dan Black[/i] [b]No more[/b] [i]The GPX and Jamie O'Hara attacking Leon Rodez and then Zack Malibu[/i] [b]NO MOOOOORRRRREEEEE!![/b] *BOOM!* [b]The end is here[/b] [i]Christian Wright and The Parka doing battle[/i] [b]The end is here[/b] [i]The GPX, Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez goin' at it[/i] [b]The end is here[/b] [i]And Stephen Joseph, Dan Black, Tony Brannigan and Peter Knight in action[/i] [b]THE END IS HEREEEEUHUHUH~![/b] [b]THE END IS HEREEEEUHUHUH~![/b] (V.O) And now, in association with TheSmartmarks.com, the OAOAST proudly presents...WORLD WITHOUT END!! [IMG=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/papacita/OAOAST/WWE2-copy.jpg] [size=5]Pyro![/size] And we are LIVE in Cleveland, Ohio! The camera zooms around the fans briefly, before settling somewhere near the entrance way where, of course, Jesse Ventura and Tony Schiavone are dressed like idiots. Hey, it's Halloween. Well...actually, Jesse looks pretty good, wearing a suit with some sort of badge on the breast. Which makes poor Tony look even more stupid as a vampire. Poor guy. SCHIAVONE It's October 30th, 2005 and we welcome you to the OAOAST and to World Without End 2005! Tony Schiavone, standing alongside Jesse "The Body" Ventur... VENTURA That's where you're wrong Schiavone! It's PRESIDENT Ventura to you! And I suggest you keep that in mind when talking to me! Or else, I might just have to extradite you somewhere where you won't bother me! How does Outer Mongolia sound? BWAHAHA! Schiavone can't help but smile, as 'President' Ventura fixes his tie. SCHIAVONE In any event, you join us on the night of the first big battle in the long brewing Upstart and Original war. Three World Titles are caught up in this blood feud. Tonight, not only will the HI-YAH World Heavyweight Championship be defended by veteran The Parka against Upstart Christian Wright, but also, the Tag Team Titles will see a veteran, plus one, versus two Upstarts. The Global Party Exchange challenge Zack Malibu and Leon Rodez for the titles, 2 out of 3 Falls here in front of this capacity crowd! VENTURA But Schiavone, the big one is obviously the Fatal Four Way for the vacant OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship. You got four men who've been around for years, only, one just happens to be The Upstarts' new spiritual leader. Stephen Joseph Popick. And he's gotta take on Dan Black, my man Tony Brannigan and Peter Knight. They're all after the big gold belt, but only ONE is gonna be the Champion once tonight is over. SCHIAVONE Plus, we have a whole lot more besides that. 6 titles on the line in all, plus a whole lot more...and speaking of which, without any further ado let's go to the ring for our opening contest!

I don't think the pure fact that Jarrett is NWA Champion will neccessarily turn the non IWC fans away. If they're looking for an alternative to the WWE, they probably won't be put off real easily. And I still think Jarrett, for all his faults, is better than the alternative (Cena) in the ring. The problem isn't solely "Jeff Jarrett, NWA Champion". It's how they book Jeff Jarrett, NWA Champion.