King Cucaracha

Man, I MUST be behind, I didn't even know B-Boy worked ROH. Maybe that's why I could never name all the Rottweilers. Infact, now that I think of it, I'm only up as far as Back To Basics on what I've actually seen, so I'm a LONG way behind. Uh, yeah, looks a great card, the top 5 matches all have the potential to be great.

One quick comment. COD~! FUCK YE-US~! Also, my matches look a lot shorter when I write them and then when they're posted, they're like 5 pages long. So anyone who falls asleep trying to read it can blame the fact I apparantly use 9pt font size. To be fair though, I thought it turned out okay, although the first half is pretty meh. Alf bringing the workrate with a nice battle royal and an enjoyable singles match to boot. I enjoyed Brock going RR03 on everyone's asses at the beginning. Charlie Moss and Quentin Benajmin still make me laugh. Someone should create a character called Heidenseek for Heyross' stable. COD~! "They don’t know what an OAOAST is." had me rolling. I worship COD. No more needs to be said. Sharcor continues to tear shit up. I've watched a bit of MMA/UFC recently so it's not totally lost on me, like Axel's stuff was a while back. Maybe I should go re-read that now I understand. TENSION~! between The Dream Machines. I like it. And speaking of the TENSION~! here's the fourway guys having a pre-fourway. That sounds incredibly gay, so maybe I'll just shut up now.

Well, I have offered to help out...but only to one Mr Woolery. So, Raynor, if it's a problem with CDub and you need a helping hand with stuff or something then the offer's there.

The only thing I ask for 'Survival X' is that they change the name to something that isn't terrible.

They weren't firing SCSA in 1995. WCW fired him and that was either 95 or late 94. Easy to confuse the two. EDIT: 'The two' being WCW and the WWF, rather than 95 and 94.

I'm playing as Newcastle in the Master League and I scored an awesome volley with the kid at right-back, Ramage, of all people. Everyone missed the cross and he just spanks it over the keeper's head and off the bar with a volley. Funny thing is, I can't remember ever hitting a volley in PES 4, now I've scored at least three already since Monday. I've also got FIFA on rental, which makes PES a lot better. FIFA's the kind of game you play to win and get pissed when you can't tackle for minute upon minute, because the O button does hardly anything and any time you get near a player, they inexplicably start doing weird turns and fakes. PES, you can deal with losing because you don't feel so bad losing to realistic goals.

Well, a reverse fireman's carry, but swung into a Diamond Cutter rather than a neckbreaker. Can't picture it for some reason, but I'm pretty sure the move ends in a 'traditional' Cutter (if you can call a Cutter traditional).

Eh, I just throw in the odd cliched BABY GUURRLL here and there, the odd line for Rodez's signature moves and leave him silent. I loves me some heel Coach though, so the sooner he turns, the sooner I can start writing better commentary. First HD after WWE works.

I give it four months.

New Blood Rising truely respresented how dire WCW got towards the end.

I'll be getting Football Manager once my laptop's fixed. For now though, I'm piddling my time away with Pro Evo 5. Good stuff. The tackling system pissed me off a lot when I first tried it, but I'm getting the hang of it. The chipped through ball is rubbish now, which is annoying, because I scored boatloads of goals on Pro Evo 4 using that. Now, every chipped through ball seems over-hit.

Hell yes on both. I long for the day of not having to spend the Sunday of a PPV finish up my match and then having to write the opening. For the PPV I'm thinking the announcers should wear costumes, but what? Cool beans. Costumes...er, Caboose should be something British. Butler? Beefeater? Viking? Cole could be in a giant spanner costume, to represent his toolness. If we're thinking up costumes, I'll probably use Schiavone and The Body in the intro so ideas for them too would be appreciated. That reminds me, what are we doing with Coachman? Are we still turning him heel an Upstart? I thought during the 6 Man Tag, it'd make sense, because for Upstarts/Original matches, Caboose needs to be the face. And I really hate writing face Coachman, so the sooner he turns the better as far as I'm concerned.

The only reason I play season mode is to get the unlockables and if I ever need attributes for CAWs. Besides that, I only play Season mode a couple of times too. I'm still interested enough to be getting this...and, because I'm a slave to the system, probably the PSP version as well if it's any good.

To be honest, I was more offended by the ending to Angle/Cena than the JR skit. Total bullshit ending. We already know the WWE can't do comedy...the fact they can't do convincing, non intelligence insulting endings for main events involving the most popular guy in the company worries me a lot more.

What he says. On current form, these are the three they clearly have big plans for and are testing the water with. And they've got the good ol' "main event look".

COLE Hey, let's go to the ring! COACH Cool, the ring! That's where matches happen! COLE Tru dat, boo. CUE: O-Town, "Make Her Say":. [i]In a world full of posers, phonies, and pure wannabees, there finally emerges a group which has come to set the record straight. so, all you suckers better recognize, ya heard can you say uhhh na na na na...[/i] "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" The crowd rise to their feet and boo the living heck out of the number one contenders to the Tag Team Titles, The GPX, as they swagger out through the curtains and make their walk to the ring. As they do so, the camera pans up the aisle, showing that Scotty and Johnny aren't alone. They're also bringing Jamie O'Hara to the ring. COLE This is almost a re-run from our show at The Mall Of America a little while back, with Zack and Leon now teaming with The Parka instead of Some Guy and of course Christian Wright in for *cough*drekstone*cough* to team with The GPX. And, of course, on that night Leon Rodez pinned Drek Stone. COACH He pinned Drek Stone? COLE He pinned Drek Stone. COACH Drek Stone lost to Leon Rodez? COLE Drek. Stone. Lost. To. Leon. Rodez. CABOOSE Man, give it up. This martyr shit needs to stop. Damn martyrs. Scotty and Johnny enter the ring, Scotty climbing the turnbuckles and raising his arms in the air while Johnny leans over the ropes and sneer down into the front row. Meanwhile, O'Hara has joined his new running buddies in the ring and exchanges Sid style fist-pumps with each. Static and Jax then begin their warm-ups, as the new, improved theme music of Christian Wright - "Slither" by Velvet Revolver - begins to play. Out go the lights, Christian Wright walking out into the solitary spotlight at the top of the ramp and waiting for the song to change tempo before tearing the hood down from his black robe. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Wright walks a little way down the ramp, of course flanked by his bodyguard Bohemoth, before coming to a halt and looking to the rafters. [i]Yeeeaaaahhhh Here comes the water It comes to wash away the sins of you and I This time you seeeeee HEY![/i] Before breaking away again, storming down the ramp and up the ring steps. The GPX and O'Hara applaud Wright as he enters the ring and leans over the ropes to berate the ringside fans. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, this following contest is a six-man tag team amatch, scheduled for one fall. In the ring, being accompanied by Jamie O'Hara and Bohemoth. First, hailing from Raleigh, North Carolina. He weighs in at two hundred, thirty three pounds... "THE NATURAL"... CCHHHRRRRRIIISSSSSTTIIIIAAAAAAANN WWRRRRIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHTT!!! And, his tag team partners. At a total combined weight of three hundred, ninety seven pounds... JOHNNY JAX... SCOTTY STATIC... TTHHEE GLOOOOBBAAAALLL PAAARRTTYY EEEXXXCCHHHHHAAAAAANNGGGGGEEEEEEEE!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" BUFFER And, collectively, they represent THE UUUPPSSTTAAAAARRRRTTSSSSSS!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" CABOOSE You know, Buffer would be more tolerble if he didn't talk like thhhhiiiiiiissss all the time. What does he do on his days off...voice overs for crappy B-level horror movies? [b]*GOOOOONG!*[/b] "YEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" "GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN!" The crowd get funky with the grooves of Kool and the Gang's "Jungle Boogie", as the better look half of the Tag Team Champions (no question) Leon Rodez bursts out onto the stage and does a quick twirl, showing off his lavish black and white robe. Almost, La Parka esque. Hmm. Rodez stops on stage though, seeing as there are five men in the ring and only one of him. COLE Leon Rodez has had his fair share of problems with all five of the Upstarts in the ring. He was formerly a GPX running buddy, but that's all changed of course. His feud with Christian Wright and Bohemoth speaks for itself. And last week, Rodez feel victim to a three on one beating from The GPX and the other Upstart, the newest Upstart, Jamie O'Hara. [b]*CALIFORNIA LOVE!!!!!*[/b] "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" The crowd pop, as "California Love" by Tupac and Dr. Dre starts up and the crowd rise to their feet for HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion of the World! After a few seconds noisy wait, the headlights of The Parka's trademark El Camino shine through the entranceway and the pop resurfaces, as Parka drives out onto the stage. A little hydraulic show follows, before Parka exits the driver's side of the El Camino and raises a fist in the air. Rodez stands back, admiring the El Camino, as from the ring Wright and Bohemoth point threateningly towards Parka. COLE Two down, one to go. CABOOSE *sarcastic applause* The opening chords to "Getting Away With Murder" bring the crowd to their feet for a third and final time. And as the chords go into the guitar riff, Zack makes his way through the entrance. Applause from Parka and Rodez is mixed with the roars of the crowd, as Zack unstraps his Tag Title belt and raises it over his head. Much to the disgust of The GPX. BUFFER And, their opponents. Hailing from San Diego California and weighing in at two hundred, fifty pounds...the HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion of the World... TTHHHHEEEEE PPAAAARRRKKAAAAAAA!! And, his partners. They are the OAOAST World Tag Team Champions. First, from Grand Rapids, Michigan...he weighs two hundred, twenty eight pounds... "SILKY SMOOTH" LLEEEEEEOOONN RRRRRROOOOOODDEEEEEZZZZZ!!! And, his tag team partner. From Providence, Rhode Island. Weighing in tonight at one hundred, ninety five pounds... "THE FRANCHISE"... ZZZZAAAAAAAACCKK... MMMMAAAAAAAAAALLLLIIIIIIBBUUUUUUUUUU!!!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" With Buffer's long-winded intro finally over, the 'originals' burst towards the ring. All except Leon Rodez, who fallen asleep on the hood of the El Camino waiting for Buffer to shut up, but soon wakes himself up and joins the charge. In slides Zack, followed closely by Parka and then Rodez. All getting jumped before they can get to their feet. *DINGDINGDING!* The bell quickly sounds, O'Hara and Bohemoth leaving the ring as The Upstarts go to work. Static on Zack, Jax on Parka and Wright on Rodez. The Upstarts stomp away on their counterparts before pulling them all up and sending them across the ring with three, stereo irish whips. Looking to each other, they then go for stereo clotheslines. But Parka, Rodez and Zack all duck! And as The Upstarts turn around, the Champs are waiting. Dropkick from Parka to Jax! Dropkick from Zack to Static! EYEPOKE~! from Rodez to Wright, who then gets dropkicked in the back, sending him flying out of the ring!! COLE Wow! What a recovery from the Champions, with stereo dropkicks...well, almost. CABOOSE Yeah. Trust the idiot in the middle to screw things up. Parka sees his World Without End opponent crash to the floor and quickly follows him out. Meanwhile, Rodez and Zack pair up on Static and Jax respectively. Backing both of The GPX into opposite corner, the Tag Champions whip Static and Jax towards each other. The GPX hook arms and dosseydoe around though, running into the champs with a forearm apiece. The GPX then hook Rodez and Zack, looking to try the same move. But Rodez and Zack have the same tactic, dosseydoeing themselves around... ...and around... ...and around... ...and around... CABOOSE What the hell are they doing!?! COLE I believe the scientific term is a 'Hoe Down'. Confused, Static and Jax point at the twirling Tag Champs, who are slowly losing speed as they get dizzier and dizzier. But still they go round, until finally Static and Jax move in...at which point, Zack and Rodez unlock arms and wipe out both GPXers with clotheslines! "YYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" Out of the ring roll Static and Jax, just as Christian Wright is rolled back into the ring by The Parka. Rodez and Zack take the hint and leave the ring, leaving Parka and Wright the legal men in the ring, referee Brian Hebner finally getting some sort of control. Already, Wright looks dazed, as Parka drags him to the corner and slams his head into the top turnbuckle. Parka then whips Wright across the ring, into the opposite corner, where he follows in with a clothesline. Out of the corner staggers Wright, getting scooped and slammed by Parka who then climbs to the middle rope. Measuring The Natural, Parka then drives the point of the elbow into the sternum and makes a cover... 1... 2... Kickout. Parka pulls Wright back up quickly, wringing the arm and barring it up, before allowing Zack to tag himself into the match. The GPX are just now climbing back to the corner, as Zack enters and wrings out the arm some more. And again, leaving Wright on his knees begging for mercy. Zack gives him none though, driving his elbow into CW's shoulder repeatedly! Zack then wrings the arm again, just for good measure, before reaching out and tagging in Rodez. COLE Quick tags on the Champions' side and now, we get the continuation of a real, personal feud. Leon Rodez and Christian Wright. Stepping in, Rodez gleefully takes Wright's arm and hooks him over with an armdrag. With CW seated, Rodez then lines up and kicks the CRAP out of Wright's spine! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" As Wright writhes in pain, Rodez goes back to the arm, pulling it into a hammerlock as he allows Wright to his feet. Static and Jax reach out in vain for tags, but Wright isn't in as dire straights as he seems, twisting behind into a hammerlock of his own on Rodez. Boos ring out from the crowd, drowning out cheers from Wright's buddies. Wright gets over-confident though and begins to boast, not noticing Rodez drop to his knees and scuttle back through Wright's legs, bringing his arm through into a pumphandle! By the time Wright figures out what's going on, Rodez has the pumphandle on and lifts The Natural off the mat before dropping him down across a knee with a Pumphandle Backbreaker! Quickly, Rodez follows up with a pin... 1... 2... Kickout. COLE Not enough to get a win this early. CABOOSE Well, this is a smarter strategy anyway. I don't understand why they were working the arm anyway, they don't have arm submission holds or anything that'll beat Wright involving the arm. Wright stays down despite his kickout, as Rodez brings Zack back into the match. Together, the Tag Team Champions help Wright back up before sending him collectively into the ropes. Zack then steps courteously out of the way, as Rodez catches Wright coming back with a drop-toe-hold. Sprawling forward, Wright lands on the middle rope throat first. The GPX have had enough by now and enter the ring to reminstrate with Brian Hebner, who holds them back. Meanwhile, Rodez is free to do *THE DANCE~!* before hitting the ropes and driving all of his weight in Wright's spine!! COACH CALL DAT BITCH BOJANGLES, YO~! CABOOSE How is it that you get worse, every Rodez match? As Rodez quickly exits the ring, Wright remains slumped over the middle rope. So Zack hits the ropes and charges back at Wright, springing forward as he reaches The Natural and dropkicking him hard in the back! The whiplash effect causes Wright to fall backwards, away from the ropes in the ring. But Zack doesn't go for a cover, instead pulling Christian back up. He then connects with a European uppercut. And a second. A third and Wright is on rubber legs. Helplfully, Zack holds him in a front facelock to stop him slumping to the canvas... ...but as Zack reaches down for the leg to prepare for a POP Drop, Wright finds a sudden burst of energy and charges Zack backwards, sending him spine first into the turnbuckles of a neutral corner! Zack is deflated, Wright lifting him out of the corner and turning him towards The Upstarts corner and driving him into those turnbuckles too! Gingerly, Wright then tags out to Static while making sure to keep Zack pinned against the corner. "ONE!" Right hand by Static! "TWO!" Another! "THREE!" Another! "F..." Wright finally lets Zack free, but the Prepster is in bad shape and can't capitalise on it. Instead, Static pull him out of the corner and into a deep knee to the gut. Zack doubles over, as Static takes two firm handfuls of hair and yanks Zack back across the other knee with a modified backbreaker! Down falls Zack, cringing in pain. Pain which is soon masked though, as Static applies a blatant choke on The Franchise! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FI..." Breaking on five, Static reaches instantly up and tags in Johnny Jax. COLE Illegal tactics from The GPX and Zack can expect more of this come World Without End, I'm afraid. CABOOSE If he makes it that far. Jax steps in, while Static rushes over across the ring and nails The Parka with a hard forearm. That lures Parka into the ring, distracting the referee while Jax is pulling Zack to his feet and scoop slamming him back down to the canvas! Remaining in the ring, Static now directs traffic and more specifically his tag team partner as he hits the ropes, getting Jax to elevate him into the air for an assisted legdrop...NO! Zack rolls out of the way and Static legdrops nothing but canvas! As yet, Jax hasn't noticed, but as he turns around he's surprised to see his partner sat holding his tailbone and Zack up, throwing a clothesline. Desperately, Jax ducks underneath. But as he turns around, Zack sweeps out Jax's legs, causing Jax to accidentally dropkick his partner in the face!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" The miscue has Wright holding his head in despair and Scotty Static rolling out of the ring. Meanwhile, Jax pulls himself back up and goes for Zack. The Franchise weaves underneath Jax's lunge though and uses his momentum to hit the ropes...only to suddenly collapse in pain as a knee drills him right in the kidneys! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Christian Wright from the apron! Morality shmorality! As Rodez protests despairingly, Zack continues to stumble forwards from the ropes and falls right into Jax. Hooking an arm underneath Zack's head, Jax then grabs hold of Zack's tights. Desperately, Zack starts to fight back though, firing elbows into the side of Johnny's head. Three, four, five connect before Jax finally drills Zack with a knee into the gut to subdue him. Another knee then connects for good measure. Jax then hooks Zack up again, grabbing the tights and lifting Zack off the canvas, before shoving him back and sitting out with Zack, straight into a pinfall... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Impressive move by Jax, sitting out with that Uranage into a Spinebuster. But Zack is still in this match up...and in comes Christian Wright now. The Upstarts have made the switch and in comes Wright. Zack has begun crawling towards his corner as the tag was made, but Wright stops him before he can get anywhere close, driving his knee into the side of Zack's ribcage. And again. Zack writhes in pain as Wright glances to the corner and smirks at both Rodez and Parka. That leaves Parka fuming and he tries to get into the ring, but Rodez stops him. Wright quickly backpedals anyway, not taking any chances and going back after Zack. Pulling the former World Champion up, Wright backs him into a neutral corner. He then goes to the gut with a quick knee strike, before exposing Zack's chest... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOO!" ...and connecting with a knifedge chop. Zack cringes as his chest stings painfully... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOO!" ...even more so after a second chop. "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" "LET'S GO ZACK!" Suddenly, the fans begin to rally behind Malibu, much to the anger of CW...and to Jamie O'Hara, who begins to argue with some of the fans in the front row. Meanwhile, Wright blocks out the noise and grabs Zack by the arm, whipping him out of the corner across the ring. Charging towards the opposite corner, Zack knows he's in trouble and desperately throws up a foot. Luckily, his foot lands on the middle turnbuckle and he comes to a stop...but unluckily, Christian doesn't manage to stop and ploughs straight into the back of Zack. Zack and Wright clock heads, sending Wright stumbling backwards. But, despite being knocked equally loopy, Zack manages to somehow turn around and wipe Wright out with a FIGHTING SPIRIT Lariat anyway!! "YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" CABOOSE I dunno how but hot-damn, Zack has turned the tide! COLE What's this...Caboose solidly behind a babyface comeback? Has the world gone mad? CABOOSE What can I say? As long as these bastard Upstarts are trying to take over, I'm going to keep routing for Zack, because otherwise what hope do I have? COLE Leon Rodez? The Parka? CABOOSE ...god help us. Both Wright and Zack are now crawling towards their corners now and the fans are, unsurprisingly, solidly behind The Zackster. Wright is the closer of the two to their corner though, as Zack continues favouring his back. And a few more shuffles later, Wright is able to reach up and make the tag to Scotty Static. Quickly, Static leaps into the ring, just as Zack reaches up... ...and gets stomped in the back by Static! Static runs on and knocks Rodez off the apron with a clubbing forearm that draws The Parka into the ring, looking for retribution, only to be held back by referee Brian Hebner. That allows Jax and CW to sneak into the ring and drag Zack back to the Upstart corner, before proceeding to stomp the living hell out of The Franchise! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Static joins in the fun as Parka and Rodez try in vain to get Hebner to turn around, but he won't until they leave the ring. So Zack continues to get beaten down until finally, Rodez and then Parka leave. Wright and Jax do the same though, the damage done and Hebner none the wiser. Meanwhile, Static hits the ropes and tumbles across Zack with a Somersault Senton! "WE WANT RO - DEZ!" "OR THE PAR - KA!" "WE WANT RO - DEZ!" "OR THE PAR - KA!" COLE Indiscriminate support from the crowd here! Getting to his feet, Static tags out to Wright, who quickly takes the opportunity to point a finger at The Parka. Wright then pulls Zack to his feet. Sliding behind Zack, Wright joins his hands and drives a double sledge into Zack's spine, followed by a second to double The Franchise over. Turning to the crowd, the signal that it's OVAH~! is applauded by The GPX as Wright hooks Zack for a back suplex and elevate...NO! Zack floats over and lands on his feet. His back is still hurting though so he can't follow up. Instead, CW grabs Zack by the arm and sets him for an irish whip. But Zack reverses, pulling CW into a knee to the gut. Still holding the arm, Zack then wrenches up on Wright's arm before whipping a back kick towards Wright's head... ...DUCKED... ...and Wright connects with a Samoan Drop!! Rodez groans on the apron, as Wright reaches back and grabs a leg for the pin... 1... 2... Broken up by Parka!! "YYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE The Parka has seen enough! I don't know if Zack particularly [i]needed[/i] saving, but Parka will use any excuse to get his hands on Christian Wright! COACH You can hardly blame him neither. As Parka leaves the ring, Wright fumes at referee Hebner, yelling at him to kindly maintain control of his opposition. Wright then pulls Zack back off the canvas, CLUBBING him with a forearm over the back and then setting Zack in a standing headscissors. Reaching down, Wright then lifts Zack up and sets him for a Crucifix Powerbomb...but Zack escapes! Landing on his feet, Zack finds himself the wrong side of Wright to tag, so instead hits the ropes and fires off a Yakuza Kick...DUCKED! Around turns Zack, only to find himself lifted into a fireman's carry by Wright, ready for the Honor Roll... COACH He called it that first by the way. ...but Zack kicks, struggles and slides off of Wright back. Zack then waits for Wright to turn, lifting him into a fireman's carry...but his back gives way! Forced to put Wright down, Zack clutches his back as Wright recovers his bearings, before setting Zack up and going for a vertical suplex. In mid-air though, Zack pushes himself forward with a little added momentum, going all the way over and landing on his feet... ...AND DIVING TO TAG IN RODEZ!! "YYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE TAG IS MADE!! CABOOSE And here comes the OTHER Tag Champion! Rodez punches the air, thanks God for the tag and enters the ring an old school HOUSE..EN..FEUGO~! Clothesline for Wright! Clothesline to Static! BAAACK body drop on Johnny Jax! Rodez is clearing house and quickly gets rid of Static with a dropkick, sending him sprawling through the middle and bottom ropes. Soon to join him is Jax, also dropkicked through the ropes. That leaves just Wright and Rodez, Wright swinging and missing wildly with a clothesline and getting rocked with a jab... Jab! "JAB!" Jab! "JAB!" Jab! "JAB!" Jab! "OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH..." Rodez turns to the crowd, blowing them the kiss before turning on his heels and cracking Wright in the back of the head with the enziguri! "...JAB?" CABOOSE Idiots. COACH MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT, YOOOOO~! CABOOSE Speaking of idiots... Rodez is looking good right now, but he's a kind guy. And he decides to pass up the chance to kick Christian Wright's ass, instead reaching out and allowing The Parka to make the tag!! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Here we go! A smile creeps over Parka's face as he steps into the ring, encouraging Wright to his feet. Slowly, Wright pulls himself back up and starts to shake off the cobwebs, as Parka waits impatiently behind him. Before eventually, Wright turns around...and Parka unloads a barrage of right hands! Wright tries to block something, anything, but Parka continues swinging until Wright finds himself backed into the corner. Parka then goes to the gut with a few quick kicks, before whipping CW out of the corner, across into the opposite turnbuckles with a thud. Out staggers Wright, as Parka catches him coming out and backdrops him over! Rolling up to his knees instantly, Wright tries to beg off from Parka. And luckily, he buys enough time for The GPX to come to the rescue, as they attack Parka from behind! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" After a few clubbing forearms, Jax snatches Parka from the side and tells Static to hit the ropes, as they look for their patented Russian Legsweep/Yakuza Kick combo. But as Static hits the ropes, Rodez suddenly charges into view, clotheslining Static up and over the top, to the floor! Quickly, Bohemoth and O'Hara rush over to check on Static...as Jax charges Rodez, getting backdropped up over the top and into the pile! The four Upstarts sprawl onto the arena floor, as Rodez points to the outside with a broad smile. RODEZ YOU WANT THE FLIPPY THING!?! "YYEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!" COACH OH NOZ, NOT TEH FLIPPY THING~!! With the crowd wanting it, Rodez is ready to oblige, hitting the ropes...and getting FLOORED by a Christian Wright Spear! But as CW climbs to his feet and prematurely celebrates, The Parka gets to his feet and dropkicks him from behind, sending Christian crashing into the turnbuckles. Parka then turns to The Upstarts re-grouping on the floor. And with Rodez down, it's left to Parka to hit the ropes, sprinting at full speed towards the foursome outside and torpedoing through the ropes with a TOPÉ~! that wipes out O'Hara, Bohemoth and both of The GPX in one swoop!! "YYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" That leaves just Wright and Rodez in the ring, again. And both men are hurting, but pull themselves up and stop in a staredown in the centre of the ring. The two, once heated enemies, now not quite so heated enemies, square up face to face... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...until Rodez strikes, connecting with a knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...a second. *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and a third, rocking Christian into the ropes. Grabbing an arm, Rodez then irish whips Wright out from the ropes and across the ring, waiting for him to come back with a standing dropkick...but Wright swats it away, putting on the brakes just before running face-first into two flying feet. Holding his gut, Rodez then pulls himself up. Only to get hooked from the side by Wright and dropped on his head with a high-angled, Saito Suplex!! Rodez rolls through with momentum and falls flat on his back, as Wright makes a pinfall attempt... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! "YYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Quickly, Wright pulls Rodez back up by the arm and hooks on a front facelock, setting him up and signalling that he's going to end it. But he won't be ending it, as Zack Malibu suddenly re-enters the ring and hits the ropes in front of Wright, who panicks, throwing Rodez out of the way before he eats a mouthful of Yakuza Kick!! COACH OH, SNAP! On the outside, The Parka has now got himself involved with Bohemoth. Jamie O'Hara is joining in with Bohemoth now, leaving Parka two on one and isolated from the ring. Luckily for him though, the World Tag Team Champions are alone with The Natural and are setting him up for the end. Zack picks Wright up off the canvas and signals to Leon, before hooking Wright up and lifting him into Hart Attack position. Suddenly though, Rodez is nowhere to be found, as The Silky Smooth One is pulled out of the ring by Scotty Static! Confused, Zack drops Wright to his feet to see where his partner is. Turning his back on Johnny Jax, who sneaks into the ring and takes Zack violently down with an STO into a Backbreaker! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Rodez is still tangled up with Static on the floor, Parka having to deal with Bohemoth and O'Hara, leaving Zack down and hurt with no-one to come to his aid. Gathering his bearings, CW staggers over to Zack and slowly picks him off the canvas. He then double underhooks both of Zack's arms, before lifting him up over his shoulder...and SITTING OUT, dropping Zack onto his shoulder in the process!! COLE Spinal Fusion! CABOOSE I'm afraid so... The only signs of life from Zack are some mild writhing now, as he lays in a crumpled heap by the ropes. Rodez is trying desperately to get away from Static now. But Jax rolls out of the ring, helping his partner out, while Wright makes the cover on Zack... 1... 2... KICKOUT!! "YYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE NO! ONLY TWO, ZACK KICKED OUT SOMEHOW!! Wright is furious with Hebner and lets his feelings be known, while on the outside The Parka has finally broken away from Bohemoth and O'Hara. And he now rolls into the ring, behind Wright, who is pulling Malibu back up. Again Wright double underhooks both arms and lifts Zack up, looking for a second Spinal Fusion... ...but Parka grabs Zack's legs, pulling him off of Wright's shoulder! COLE Save by Parka! And not a moment too soon, another one of those would have finished Zack off for sure. Wright stops, wondering what's going on, before turning around and being met with a boot to the gut from The Parka. Pulling Wright in, Parka then elevates Wright, up into a crucifix...NO! Wright escapes The Day Of The Dead, falling back to back with The Parka. A back elbow rocks Parka, followed by a second. Wright then reaches back for a neckbreaker, but Parka elbows his way out and tries to reverse into a neckbreaker of his own. But Wright suddenly unleashes a flurry of back elbows, freeing himself as well. The two men are still back to back and both are dazed from the elbows, as Johnny Jax abandons Rodez on the floor and tries to help The Natural out. Referee Hebner tries to stop him though, finally gaining control and not wanting to lose it again. But as his back is turned, Wright suddenly thrusts a mule kick back, between Parka's legs...CAUGHT! AND TRIPPED! Parka hangs on to Wright's leg, turning to the left and applying an STF on Wright!! COLE The lowblow blocked and now, Parka has Wright trapped! *DOOF!* CABOOSE Ooh! And there goes Static into the timekeeper's table!! Finally breaking away from referee Brian Hebner, Johnny Jax tries to get over and save his partner. But suddenly, Leon Rodez is in the ring, grabbing Jax by the seat of his pants and holding him at arms length from Parka, who still wrenches away on Wright with the STF! As Parka continues to wrench away, Hebner quickly slides over, going back to check for a submission from The Natural. Meanwhile, Rodez continues to hold Jax at bay, pulling Jax backwards and applying a Sleeper on Jax... *SMACK!* ...BUT SUDDENLY, SCOTTY STATIC CLIMBS TO THE APRON AND NAILS RODEZ IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH ONE OF THE WORLD TAG TEAM TITLE BELTS!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE What the hell! What the hell was that!?! Static used the belt... CABOOSE And the referee didn't see it! He's too busy checking if Christian Wright wants to give up. And Zack's hurt on the floor...nobody saw it. Especially not Rodez! Knocked loopy, Rodez collapses, releasing Jax in the process. But instead of helping Christian out, Jax quickly pulls the groggy Rodez slowly back off the mat. Rodez is dead-weight. With a little help from Static though, Jax manages to get Rodez up to his feet and applies the pumphandle, lifting Rodez up and DROPPING him right on his damn head with the Beat Drop!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Quickly, Static makes sure Zack isn't able to make a save, as Jax covers Rodez... JAX REF! REF, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!! ...and alerts Hebner, who scrambles over... 1... 2... 3!!!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE DAMNIT! Quick as a flash, Jax rolls out of the ring and scrambles away from The Parka, who released his STF just seconds too late and didn't get to his partner in time. The GPX scramble towards the aisle, as Bohemoth reaches into the ring and pulls Christian Wright to safety. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the match...the team of Christian Wright, Johnny Jax and Scotty Static...TTHHEEEEE UUPPSSSSSTTAAAAARRRTTSSSS!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Parka kicks the air and curses, as The Upstarts assemble in the aisle and begin to celebrate their win. The GPX are congratulated by O'Hara, as Bohemoth holds a clearly hurting CW upright allowing him to flash a smile at The Parka and make the dreaded "belt motion". Parka fumes, but goes to check on Leon Rodez, while The Upstarts continue to celebrate in the aisle. COLE What a miscarraige of justice! COACH And what a statement made by The Upstarts! They're goin' into World Without End ridin' on the crest of the wave baby! COLE Could this be the scene at World Without End? Will Christian Wright and The GPX come up victorious over The Parka and Leon Rodez and Zack Malibu on Sunday night? Will The Upstarts take the gold and in the process, even more power? We'll find out, Sunday night, World Without End, do not miss it!

Tony...can I write the PPV opening? It's just, I have a bookend style Love Shack planned (pre and post show), so it'd make sense for me to write the opening and send that, with the Shack, so it fits well. Plus, I've got a cool video package in mind. Hell, I can probably do the openings each month if need be. Just wanted to let you know.

Gormless is pretty much emotionless. Kinda like looking stoned I guess, you just look pretty blank. Only, it's natural.

Apart from Julius Smokes (so fucking irritating, really claw your eyes out terrible) and BJ Whitmer (meh), there's nobody on the line-up HSJ posted that isn't in their own way awesome.

Plus, this week's guests on the Love Shack will be...The Sk8ter Boiz! Who'd'a'thunk'it?

6 Man Tag that should have been last week.

He's a trained wrestler who they plucked from the indies, I think, who's just playing the WWE executive role.

1. ELM I totally and blatantly ripped the guy off when making my stats and tried to pattern my style somewhere between his and Ejiro's when I first started out. No brainer. 2. ToxxORU Toxxic was probably the quickest to find success in his 'career' from debut, which says a lot. Plus he rules and the such. 3. Drea Come on. It's Drea. Jimmy The Doom is magnificent beyond all sembleance of belief. 4. Jay Hawke Can you say under-rated? Stable pride and all, but Jay's great, stable or no stable. 5. Todd Cortez Guess I have to say him, huh? Close Runners Up: Bill Fillmaff Muzz Ebony

Cabana > Castagnoli > Cannon. I totally dig Cannon, but Colt Cabana is THE man.

World Without End is not quite as soon as I had suspected! But, still... 6 Man Tag Team Match OAOAST World Tag Team Champions Leon Rodez and Zack Malibu and HI-YAH Heavyweight Champion The Parka -VS- The Upstarts (The GPX and Christian Wright) Love Shack with The Parka Plus, stuff from the chicks. Are they going to turn on Ashley Street?