King Cucaracha

That's the point. I couldn't think of any other notorious no-showers, so I used IL twice...thrice if counting Petey. I would have used him four times but I couldn't think of any other IL monikers. Yeah!

Does this include SJL? Because if so, I'm on 12 and 13 counting the Women's Title.

G0R0 cannot be Champion, because he'd instantly devour the belt, the loveable little scamp. G0R0 simply settles for raping, pilaging and occassional meet and greets.

Who would he choose though? None of the faces on Raw hardly scream 'Horsemen'.

*taps out* Respect the Noogie

Angle worked the ankle by dropping elbows on the knee, using chinlocks and applying a body scissors. One could be forgiven for taking that and not fearing their ankle was broken.

Right, I'm hereby making an open challenge to any combination of Insane Luchador, Todd Royal, IL, Petey The Penguin and Ash Ketchum.

Hardly anything on the show had anything good coming from it. Austin/McMahons. Conway getting his ass handed to him by a bunch of legends. Orton's feuding with Taker. This is just a side issue. Boo-hoo, Randy Orton sucks, we know, we've heard over and over and over and over again. It was WWE Homecoming, not RAW Homecoming. They kept saying WWE Homecoming all show. Smackdown has a freaking match booked on the show for crying out loud. Hardly 'puzzling'. It was the first chance they had really to piece together the Randy Orton -> Bob Orton -> Roddy Piper connection. And they added Foley so people though he'd be the one Orton was coming after. Makes sense to me.

*runs through Hogan pose sequence* Yeah, bitches! Also, I saw Spike vs. Flesher. No truth to the rumour that it ended with a wristlock.

The cut and re-cut to HHH beating up Flair was great. That needs to be the new 'HHH riding a forklift'...during boring interview segments, Flair should just stagger past bleeding while HHH hits him in the head with a knife and Flair sells it by shouting 'OW!' I also liked how both Dusty and Race showed absolutely NO concern for Flair at all and that Arn Anderson was nowhere in sight when his bestest buddy was 'getting his skull caved in' with a sledgehammer. Other than that, a REALLY meh show. Called the Superkick and time running out. Called the entire Austin segment. Called the HHH/Flair turned. Called Conway getting his ass kicked. Even called Mae turning up when Trish and Ashley were talking. When they baited and switched on the 6 Man, I turned off and went to bed. The only thing worth watching on the show was the Ironman (decent, they didn't go OTT which was nice) and Randy Orton's appearance (about the one thing I didn't see coming all night) Also, what a surprise that humongous is bitching about Orton. The words 'mind numbingly predictable' come to mind.

Boo at people disrespecting Shelley's head-ramming move. Yay at Dames!

This thread needs more Kid Cools.

Don't worry Johnny, we having jobbed you guys TOO bad. *checks match ends with springboard rear chinlock* Haha!

Oh, I understand the statement too and coming from Joe, it's fine because he is pretty much as pure of a 'wrestler' to come out of North America and make it big in the past few years. I just found it...ironic, I guess is the word.

The old one wasn't that great, the shape was unique but it seemed odd to have a title that didn't look symmetrical or almost symmetrical. Not sure why. The new version is bitchin though.

Fuck, it seems I've got to wait 5 weeks for it to be show over here, since TNA wanted to fuck around with The Wrestling Channel a while back. Still waiting for Unbreakable, let alone this. (Consolation: We get PPVs for free. And NOAH. Love that NOAH.)

Sal Rinauro > Claudio > Everyone Not to get on ROH's back, but...That's nice and all, but as much as they denounce it, it's not beyond ROH to do sports entertainment. Hell, Paul Bearer for example. Infact, on-screen authority figures are a pretty sports entertainmenty thing to have. Or, going old school, The Christopher St. Connection. Allison Danger kissing Alexis Laree mid-match (yeah, yay ROH for respecting women's wrestling, huh?). Low Ki pretending to take a pill with Special K. Remember how one of the commentators said after that that ROH do sports entertainment better than anyone else as well? Or how about the 'fan' who did a moonsault at Unscripted? Or the big black guy who did run-ins from the crowd for no reason? It's nice to see ROH doing well (bringing in Kobashi, bringing in Milano, putting Strong on the way to being a big name star) but the whole deal of painting themselves whiter than white still gets on my nerves with them.

Awesome. Looks like a new craze has been created.

I'm not as much of a whippersnapper as you think, Toxx.

I dunno, backrakes are pretty deadly. After all, how else did Hogan keep winning all those titles? Nah...I might have to bring the SWF the goodness that is the Hart Attack Eyepoke.

I have.

HI-YAH Heavyweight Title Bohemoth © w/Christian Wright vs. The Parka -PLUS- What will Zack and Leon have to say about The GPX Ashley Street is back and she's probably pretty pissed of about getting hit in the head by a masked benefactor type woman. But, then again, who wouldn't be? Also, this week's guest on The Love Shack iiiiis...to be announced.

Yep. Okay, beefback time! Zack = cheap heat. But, in a good way. Candie is back and considering I'm running that Women's Division thingy, that's a good thing. Zack says stuff, but gets cut off by Some Guy and then PK...who's inexplicably become a heel overnight. Or, over four nights. Not that that's neccessarily a bad thing, considering what the top line looks like currently. Tag Titles, later on awesome. And it'll be right here, on TSM. *steals Zack's cheap heat* Tension between Alf and Cal. I smell a match on the horizon. Good to see CSI still on the show...OMG, WHERE AMZ TEH HODD!?! Decent little segment from SJ and CWM...the actual attack seemed a little rushed though. Thumbs up on the Lightning Crew beatdown. Little twerp isn't exactly a cutting insult though, you insignificant sponge! Short but sweet interview from SJ. And a short but sweet segment with Heyross and Richards too. Did I say short but sweet already? Because that applies to SJ vs. CWM too. K, thanks. Stuff from me which, as usual, is superlative. Which is typical, because I couldn't think of any ridiculously long, ye olde British sounding words when I needed them for the segment. Great match from Alf against Brock, really enjoyed it. Offering some constructive criticism, it seemed a little odd that Alf was throwing Brock around at the end, maybe a little too easily, after Brock basically murderised him in the first couple of minutes. But other than that, very entertaining stuff. Schiavone brings the SHILL~! One of the best matches ever in the history of the sport? What is this, Nitro? Headlined by Sid? I'm a total mark for The Man Of Tommorrow, but he needs a couple more catchphrases. After all, Steiner had about ten towards the end of WCW. The Big Bad, Re-Booty Daddy maybe? And finally, Zack bringing the awesome in the main event. If I'd had known he was going to do a GPX beatdown at the end, I might have mentioned it in The Shack, because as it is it seems a bit odd that they get beat down and a few hours later, they're acting like nothing happened. Anyway, as I mentioned, awesome main event. Kudos to Zack for handling it too. And, finally finally, Love Shack time. Which, by all accounts, is pretty good for a complete ad-lib. And a rushed one at that. Beside the obvious non-GPX mentioning, I'm shocked that I had that long of a promo with Zack and didn't mention Kelly Clarkson once. Must. Do. Better.

Hell, I wondered what the fuck was going on when I read that it was a chopblock to finish the match. But by then, I had no time to edit and I wasn't going to tell Hawke to do the same, considering he'd put in a whole lot of effort to even get anything done. And I think by the time he sent it to me, it was sent in already. If instead of 'cover' it read 'cradle', maybe it would have been less...I dunno. To be honest, I'm as surprised we won as you and Blank are. But then again, I've been there before with decisions I didn't agree with...shit happens sometimes I'm afraid. But, yeah, it was a rush-job methinks and I'm positive Jay didn't mean to make Ward look like a jobber. So, yeah, apologies and stuff to Marcus on behalf of me and Jay, from me, if it came off wrong. As far as I know, yes.