King Cucaracha

(Subject to Change) Vacant OAOAST WOMEN'S TITLE GAUNTLET MATCH, Delayed from Angleslam El Chica Genérico vs. Confusia vs. Valerie vs. Constance vs. "Floggin'" Molly Matthews vs. Ashley Street Plus, Ashley speaks. And so does CDub.

I'm so tempted to name the stable Meat Festival 2005 now.

"The Future" isn't the stable name. I have something in mind which I'll be PMing to Hawke and JJJ once AOL stops being a fucking bitch and lets me do something.

SMARTMARKS WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPIONSHIP HISTORY - August 7th, 2005 **** SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. RANE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 1 Day (1) 2. NTD -- 9/19/00 -- N/A -- 4 Days (2) 3. G.O.A.T. -- 9/23/00 -- NTD -- 14 Days 4. RANE (2)-- 10/07/00 -- G.O.A.T. -- 58 Days 5. SPIKE -- 12/04/00 -- Rane -- 33 Days 6. RANE (3)-- 1/27/01 -- Spike -- 63 Days 7. PDS -- 4/01/01 -- Rane -- 12 Days 8. DIVEFIRE -- 4/13/01 -- PDS -- 21 Days (3) 9. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 5/27/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 44 Days (4)(5) 10. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 7/22/01 -- N/A -- 28 Days (6) 11. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/19/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 28 Days 12. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 47 Days (7) 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 11/02/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 67 Days (8) 14. SUICIDE KING -- 1/20/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 28 Days 15. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Suicide King -- 9 Days 16. HVILLE THUGG (2) -- 2/26/02 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 89 Days 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 5/26/02 -- Hville Thugg -- 103 Days (9) 18. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 9/6/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 35 Days 19. SACRED -- 10/11/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 16 Days 20. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Sacred -- 127 Days 21. TNT -- 3/16/03 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 19 Days 22. TOM FLESHER -- 4/4/03 -- TNT -- 89 Days 23. THOTH -- 7/2/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 14 Days 24. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 7/16/03 -- Thoth -- 58 Days 25. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 9/12/03 -- Boston Strangler -- 95 Days 26. EJIRO FASAKI -- 12/16/03 -- Tom Flesher -- 22 Days 27. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 1/7/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 15 Days 28. VA’AIGA -- 2/1/04 -- Danny Williams -- 35 Days 29. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 3/7/04 -- Va’aiga -- 49 Days 30. “THE NOTORIOUS” JOHN DURAN -- 4/25/04 -- Charlie “Grappler” Matthews -- 10 Days 31. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 5/5/04 -- “The Notorious” John Duran -- 9 Days 32. NATHANIEL KIBAGAMI -- 5/14/04 -- Danny Williams -- 10 Days 33. DANNY WILLIAMS (3) -- 5/24/04 -- Nathaniel Kibagami -- 20 Days 34. JANUS -- 6/13/04 -- Danny Williams -- 49 Days 35. TOXXIC -- 8/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (10) -- 19 Days 36. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 8/20/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 37. TOXXIC (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 93 Days 38. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 12/21/04 -- Toxxic -- 24 Days 39. SACRED (2) -- 1/14/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 35 Days 40. TOXXIC (3) -- 2/18/05 -- Sacred -- 89 Days 41. EJIRO FASAKI (2) -- 5/18/05 -- Toxxic -- 74 Days 42. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 7/31/05 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 6 Days and counting (1) Rane defeated NTD to become the first IGNWF Champ (2) Rane handed the title over to NTD (3) Divefire vacated the title upon becoming commissioner (4) Stubby won an eight man tournament, defeating Bobby Riley in the finals. (5) Stubby vacated the title due to a neck injury (6) This was Regenerate Rules match involving Mark Stevens, Bobby Riley, Mercury, Chris Wilson and Perfect Bo for the vacant title. (7) This was a six pack challenge involving King of Hearts, Neilsen of the Jungle, Axis, Chris Wilson, El Luchadore Magnifico and Stubby "Pots" McWeed. (8) Hville Thugg's ICTV Title was also on the line in this match. (9) This was a triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo. (10) Toxxic beat Tom Flesher and Janus in a triple threat match for the SWF World Heavyweight Title. Longest Title Reign - El Luchadore Magnifico, 127 Days Most Title Reigns - El Luchadore Magnifico, Rane, Danny Williams and Toxxic, 3 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 209 Days ****SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP**** 1. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 3/30/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 25 Days (1) 2. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 4/24/05 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 5 Days 3. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 4/29/05 -- 29 Days 4. ARCH GRIFFON -- 5/28/05 -- Jay Hawke -- 15 Days 5. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE (2) -- 6/12/05 -- 56 Days and counting (1) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Jay Hawke, 56 Days and counting Most Title Reigns - Jay Hawke, 2 Most Days with Title - Jay Hawke, 85 Days and counting **** SWF TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. NTD & RANE -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 7 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP & RANE (2) -- 9/25/00 -- Curry Man -- 12 Days (2) (3) 3. DANNY VIGILANTE & DIVEFIRE -- 10/29/00 -- Malignant Odium -- 49 Days (4) 4. ANGELOUS & MOLOCK -- 12/17/00 -- DVD -- 84 Days 5. CHRIS RAYNOR & CHRIS STORM -- 4/01/01 -- The Fallen -- 19 Days 6. CYCLONE COMET & RANE (3) -- 4/20/01 -- Y2Chris -- 42 Days 7. AXIS & CYCLONE COMET (2)-- 6/01/01 -- N/A -- 23 Days (5) 8. ANGELOUS (2) & MOLOCK (2) -- 6/24/01 -- Cyclone Comet and Axis -- 20 Days (6) 9. CHRIS WILSON & HVILLE THUGG -- 7/14/01 -- The Fallen -- 3 Days (7) 10. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE & PERFECT BO -- 7/22/01 -- HVille Thugg and Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days (8) 11. CHRIS RAYNOR (2) & SPARK -- 8/19/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle and Perfect Bo -- 28 Days 12. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS & OUTCAST -- 9/16/01 -- Chris Raynor and Spark -- 35 Days 13. ANDREA MONTGOMERY & JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 10/21/01-- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens and Outcast -- 23 Days 14. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) & MISTRESS SARAH -- 11/12/01 -- Andrea Montgomery & Johnny Rotten -- 14 Days 15. HVILLE THUGG (2) & X -- 11/26/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens & Mistress Sarah -- 27 Days 16. EDWIN MACPHISTO & "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (3) -- 12/23/01 -- Hville Thugg & X -- 35 Days 17. SPIDER NEKURA & THOTH -- 2/8/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto & "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 79 Days 18. CHRIS RAYNOR (3) & EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 4/28/02 -- Spider Nekura & Thoth -- 12 Days (9) 19. JAY DAWG & SACRED -- 5/10/02 -- Chris Raynor & El Luchadore Magnifico -- 28 Days 20. CHRIS WILSON (2) & STRYKE -- 6/7/02 -- Jay Dawg & Sacred -- 31 Days 21. CHRIS RAYNOR (4) & EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 7/8/02 -- Chris Wilson & Stryke -- 35 Days 22. FROST & "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/12/02 -- Chris Raynor & Edwin MacPhisto -- 60 Days 23. CED ORDONEZ & THOTH (2) -- 10/11/02 -- Frost & "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 24. FROST (2) & TOM FLESHER -- 11/22/02 -- Ced Ordonez & Mak Francis -- 101 Days (10) 25. EJIRO FASAKI & JUDGE MENTAL -- 3/16/03 -- Frost & Tom Flesher -- 117 Days 26. DACE NIGHT & VA'AIGA -- 7/11/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki & William Hearford -- 31 Days 27. QUIZ & SHOW -- 8/10/03 -- Dace Night & Va'aiga (11) -- 69 Days 28. EJIRO FASAKI (2) & JUDGE MENTAL (2) -- 10/18/03 -- Quiz & John Duran (12) -- 90 Days 29. JOHNNY DANGEROUS & WILDCHILD -- 1/16/04 -- Ejiro Fasaki & Judge Mental (13) -- 75 Days 30. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY & AECAS -- 3/31/04 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 14 Days 31. TODD CORTEZ & MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas (14) -- 5 Days 32. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) & WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 6 Days 33. TERRENCE 'JANUS' BAILEY (2) & AECAS (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen (15) -- 19 Days 34. TODD CORTEZ (2) & MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/14/04 -- Terrence 'Janus' Bailey & Aecas -- 128 Days 35. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS & SEAN DAVIS -- 9/19/04 -- Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 36. CHRISTIAN FURY & DAVID CROSS -- 10/8/04 --"Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and Sean Davis -- 59 Days 37. TOXXIC & SEAN DAVIS (2) -- 12/6/04 -- Christian Fury and David Cross -- 31 Days 38. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (3) & WILDCHILD (3) -- 1/5/05 -- Toxxic and Sean Davis -- 134 Days 39. TODD CORTEZ (3) & LANDON MADDIX -- 5/18/05 -- Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild -- 40 Days (16) 40. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (4) & WILDCHILD (4) -- 6/27/05 -- Todd Cortez & Landon Maddix -- 41 Days and counting (1) Claimed belts due to no competition (2) PDS won NTD's half on the belts, by defeating Curry Man (3) Rane/PDS handed over the titles at Genesis, as Jayson ruled no one could hold more than one belt. (4) Triple threat match, also involving FX for the vacant tag titles. (5) Rane retired, handing over his tag team belt to Axis (6) Triple Threat Casino Brawl, also involving Silencer/El Luchadore Magnifico (7) Mercury stripped Wilson and Thugg of the titles on July 17th, stating that Wilson couldn't hold more than one title. (8) This was for the vacant tag titles (9) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Erek Taylor & Munich. (10) Ced and Thoth were stripped of the titles on 11/15/02. This was a match for the vacant titles. (11) This was a triple threat tag match also involving CIA & Mak Francis. (12) John Duran was awarded half of the tag title belts on 10/03/03 following an injury to Show. (13) This was a four corners match also involving Janus & Dace Night and Va’aiga & John Duran. (14) This was a triple threat tag match also involving Tom Flesher & Ann Onita. (15) Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas won the tag team titles in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the third fall was for the tag team titles. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) This was a three team TLC Match, also involving Manson & Arch Griffon. Longest Title Reign - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 134 Days Most Title Reigns, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 4 Most Title Reigns, individual - Chris Raynor, Johnny Dangerous and Wildchild, 4 Most Days with Title, team - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 256 Days and counting Most Days with Title, individual - Johnny Dangerous & Wildchild, 256 Days and counting **** SWF HARDCORE GAMERS CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. G.O.A.T. -- 09/20/00 -- N/A -- 3 Days (1) (2) 2. SPIKE -- 10/29/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 17 Days (3) 3. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 11/15/00 -- Spike -- 33 Days 4. GRIMEDOGG -- 01/08/01 -- Phoenix -- 60 Days (4) 5. PERFECT BO -- 03/09/01 -- Grimedogg -- 51 Days 6. SACRED -- 04/29/01 -- Perfect Bo -- 15 Days 7. GRUNGE -- 05/14/01 -- Sacred -- 4 Days (5) 8. CHRIS WILSON -- 05/18/01 -- Grunge -- 60 Days 9. SPARK -- 07/17/01 -- Chris Wilson -- 5 Days (6) 10. GRUNGE (2) -- 07/22/01 -- Spark -- 15 Days 11. FALLOUT -- 08/06/01 -- Grunge -- 13 Days 12. JOHNNY ROTTEN -- 08/19/01 -- Fallout -- 28 Days 13. GRIMEDOGG (2) -- 09/16/01 -- Johnny Rotten -- 12 Days 14. FALLOUT (2) -- 09/28/01 -- Grimedogg -- 23 Days (7) 15. MISTRESS SARAH -- 10/21/01 -- Fallout -- 27 Days (8) 16. X -- 11/16/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 14 Days 17. MISTRESS SARAH (2) -- 11/30/01 -- X -- 14 Days 18. FALLOUT (3) -- 12/14/01 -- Mistress Sarah -- 19 Days 19. MUNICH -- 1/14/02 -- Fallout -- 6 Days 20. BOSTON STRANGLER -- 1/20/02 -- Munich -- 61 Days 21. MISTRESS SARAH (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Boston Strangler -- 9 Days 22. LONGDOGGER PETE -- 3/31/02 -- Mistress Sarah -- 28 Days 23. STRYKE -- 4/28/02 -- Longdogger Pete -- 28 Days 24. ASH KETCHUM -- 5/26/02 -- Stryke -- 9 Days 25. STRYKE (2) -- 6/4/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 26 Days 26. ASH KETCHUM (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Stryke -- 8 Days 27. JAY DAWG -- 7/8/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 83 Days 28. CED ORDONEZ -- 9/29/02 -- Mercury -- 8 Days (9) 29. FROST -- 10/7/02 -- Ced Ordonez -- 20 Days 30. ASH KETCHUM (3) -- 10/27/02 -- Frost -- 19 Days 31. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/15/02 -- Ash Ketchum -- 25 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (4) -- 12/10/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 21 Days 33. JUDGE MENTAL -- 1/13/03 -- Michael Craven -- 77 Days 34. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 3/31/03 -- Judge Mental -- 4 Days (10) 35. WILDCHILD -- 4/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 5 Days 36. JANUS -- 4/9/03 -- n/a -- 9 Days (11) 37. BEEZEL -- 4/18/03 -- Janus -- 18 Days 38. JANUS (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Beezel -- 10 Days 39. DACE NIGHT -- 5/14/03 -- Janus -- 39 Days (12) 40. CIA -- 6/22/03 -- Dace Night -- 15 Days 41. VA'AIGA -- 7/7/03 -- CIA -- 18 Days 42. WILDCHILD (2) -- 7/25/03 -- Va'aiga -- 138 Days 43. JANUS (3) -- 12/10/03 -- Wildchild -- 58 Days 44. JOHN DURAN -- 2/6/04 -- Janus -- 14 Days 45. AECAS -- 2/20/04 -- John Duran -- 16 Days 46. TOXXIC -- 3/7/04 -- Aecas -- 49 Days 47. JIMMY "THE DEMON" LISTON -- 4/25/04 -- Mike Van Siclen (13) -- 10 Days 48. MIKE VAN SICLEN (2) -- 5/5/04 -- Jimmy “The Demon” Liston -- 54 Days 49. RYAN DUSTIN -- 6/28/04 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 19 Days 50. MARTIN "BIG COUNTRY" HUNT -- 7/17/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 15 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 8/1/04 -- Martin "Big Country" Hunt -- 64 Days 52. CHRISTIAN FURY -- 10/4/04 -- Sean Davis -- 10 Days 53. SEAN DAVIS (2) --10/14/04 -- Christian Fury -- 4 Days 54. CARNAGE -- 10/18/04 -- Sean Davis -- 20 Days 55. CHRISTIAN FURY (2) -- 11/7/04 -- Carnage -- 24 Days 56. SEAN DAVIS (3) -- 12/1/04 -- Christian Fury -- 20 Days 57. TODD CORTEZ -- 12/21/04 -- Carnage -- 80 Days (14) 58. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/11/05 -- n/a (15) -- 28 Days 59. JJ JOHNSON -- 4/8/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 16 Days 60. INSANE LUCHADOR (2) -- 4/24/05 -- JJ Johnson -- 34 Days 61. MANSON -- 5/28/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 5 Days 62. INSANE LUCHADOR (3) -- 6/2/05 -- Manson -- 10 Days 63. ZYON -- 6/12/05 -- Insane Luchador -- 49 Days 64. MARCUS WARD -- 7/31/05 -- Zyon -- 7 Days and counting (16) (1) G.O.A.T. claimed the vacant belt. (2) G.O.A.T. dropped the title upon becoming World Champion (3) Match for the vacant title (4) This was a triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (5) This was a Four way match, also involving Jay Dawg and Apostle (6) This was a Triple threat match also involving Grimedogg (7) This was a Triple threat elimination match also involving Chris Storm (8) This was a Triple threat match with Jamie Bjork and the Light Heavyweight Title on the line as well (9) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title at Genesis 3, and Mercury took his place, challenging Ced Ordonez for the vacant title. (10) This was a Triple threat match also involving Neilsen of the Jungle (11) Wildchild vacated the title on 4/9/03. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title, against Johnny Dangerous and Mike Van Siclen. (12) This was a Triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg (13) Jimmy "The Demon" Liston won the HCG title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the second fall was for the HCG title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (14) Todd Cortez won the HCG title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, pinning Carnage. Also involved were Sean Davis and Munich. (15) The Insane Luchador won the HCG Title in Calvinball 2, versus Todd Cortez, Toxxic, Alan Clark, Austin Sly and Scott Pretzler, despite not winning the match. (16) This was a Triple Threat, 'Lady Luck Is A Bitch' Match, also involving Nick "The Hitlist" Blum Longest Title Reign - Wildchild, 138 Days Most Title Reigns - Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 Most Days with Title - Wildchild, 143 Days **** SWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** 1. WILDCHILD -- 2/1/04 -- Tom Flesher (1) -- 35 Days 2. ALAN CLARK -- 3/1/04 -- Wildchild -- 44 Days 3. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 4/14/04 -- Alan Clark -- 70 Days 4. AUSTIN SLY -- 6/23/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 19 Days 5. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS -- 7/12/04 -- Austin Sly -- 14 Days 6. TOM FLESHER -- 7/26/04 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days (2) 7. "THE REAL DEAL" RYAN DUSTIN -- 9/19/04 -- n/a -- 29 Days (3) 8. "HOLLYWOOD" SPIKE JENKINS (2) -- 10/18/04 -- Ryan Dustin -- 120 Days 9. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER -- 2/14/05 -- Spike Jenkins -- 49 Days 10. WILDCHILD (2) -- 4/4/05 -- Scott Pretzler -- 38 Days 11. THE INSANE LUCHADOR -- 5/13/05 -- Wildchild -- 37 Days (4) 12. "THE CRITIC" SCOTT PRETZLER (2) -- 6/27/05 -- n/a -- 41 Days and counting (5) (1) This was a ladder match for the vacant title. (2) Tom Flesher was stripped of the title on 9/13/04, after walking out on a match with Ryan Dustin and the belt was held up. (3) This was a triple threat ladder match for the vacant title, also involving "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins and The Birdman. (4) During his reign, The Insane Luchador passed away and the title was declared vacant. (5) As the current #1 Contender, Scott Pretzler was awarded the vacant title by Smarkdown Commissioner Tom Flesher. Longest Title Reign - Spike Jenkins, 120 Days Most Title Reigns - Wildchild, Spike Jenkins and Scott Pretzler, 2 Most Days with Title - Spike Jenkins, 134 Days **** SWF INTERCONTINENTAL TELEVISION CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. NTD -- 9/18/00 -- N/A -- 19 Days (1) 2. PIMP DADDY SARP - 10/07/00 -- NTD -- 29 Days 3. STUBBY "POTS" MCWEED -- 11/15/00 -- PDS -- 19 Days 4. MR. GALATEA - 12/4/00 -- Stubby "Pots" McWeed -- 13 Days (2) 5. FALLOUT -- 12/17/00 -- Mr. Galatea -- 21 Days 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 01/28/01 -- Fallout -- 8 Days (3) 7. OUTCAST -- 02/05/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 55 Days 8. MERCURY -- 04/01/01 -- Outcast -- 13 Days (4) 9. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS -- 04/29/01 -- Angelous -- 28 Days(5) 10. CHRIS STORM -- 05/27/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 5 Days (6) 11. "GRAND SLAM" MARK STEVENS (2) -- 06/01/01 -- Chris Storm -- 35 Days 12. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 07/06/01 -- Mark Stevens -- 16 Days 13. AXIS -- 07/22/01 -- Chris Raynor -- 28 Days 14. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 08/19/01 -- Axis -- 19 Days (7) 12. CHRIS STORM (2)-- 09/07/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 9 Days 13. HVILLE THUGG -- 09/16/01 -- Chris Storm -- 61 Days (8) 14. AXIS (2) -- 11/16/01 -- Hville Thugg -- 37 Days 15. X -- 12/23/01 -- Axis -- 21 Days 16. THOTH -- 1/25/02 -- Xstasy -- 23 Days (9) 17. EDWIN MACPHISTO (2) -- 2/17/02 -- Thoth -- 60 Days 18. THOTH (2) -- 4/18/02 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 10 Days 19. SACRED -- 4/28/02 -- Thoth -- 28 Days 20. FALLOUT (2) -- 5/26/02 -- Sacred -- 5 Days 21. SACRED (2) -- 5/31/02 -- Fallout -- 30 Days 22. EREK TAYLOR -- 6/30/02 -- Sacred -- 36 Days (10) 23. FALLOUT (3) -- 8/5/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 7 Days 24. CHRIS WILSON -- 8/12/02 -- Fallout -- 39 Days 25. PERFECT BO -- 9/20/02 -- Chris Wilson -- 9 Days (11) 26. TOM FLESHER -- 9/29/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 63 Days 27. OROCHI (3) -- 12/1/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 34 Days 28. FROST -- 1/17/03 -- Orochi -- 58 Days (12) 29. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Frost -- 0 Days 30. FROST (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 5 Days (13) 31. JAY DAWG -- 3/31/03 -- Danny Williams -- 34 Days (14) 32. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 5/4/03 -- Jay Dawg -- 55 Days 33. STRYKE -- 6/28/03 -- Danny Williams -- 9 Days 34. BEEZEL -- 7/7/03 -- Stryke -- 4 Days 35. MAK FRANCIS -- 7/11/03 -- Beezel -- 79 Days 36. "THE SACRED ONE" ANDREW BLACKWELL (3) -- 9/28/03 -- Mak Francis -- 24 Days 37. XSTASY (2) -- 10/22/03 -- Andrew Blackwell -- 40 Days 38. DACE NIGHT -- 12/01/03 -- Xstasy -- 15 Days 39. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 12/16/03 -- Dace Night -- 82 Days 40. INSANE LUCHADOR -- 3/7/04 -- Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -- 10 Days 41. TOXXIC -- 3/17/04 -- Insane Luchador -- 23 Days 42. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY -- 4/9/04 -- Toxxic -- 16 Days 43. TOXXIC (2) -- 4/25/04 -- Wildchild (15) -- 29 Days 44. TERRENCE "JANUS" BAILEY (2) -- 5/24/04 -- Toxxic -- 30 Days 45. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX -- 6/23/04 -- Ace Lezaire (16) -- 24 Days 46. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 7/17/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 15 Days 47. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 8/1/04 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 59 Days 48. "THE ICON" MAX KING -- 9/29/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 39 Days (17) 49. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (3) -- 11/7/04 -- "The Icon" Max King -- 138 Days 50. JOHNNY DANGEROUS (2) -- 3/25/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 5 Days (18) (1) NTD was the original champion, the belt was handed to him (2) Mr. Galatea defeated PDS, The Messiah, Fallout and Stubby in a Hide and Seek Match (3) Neilsen defeated Outcast and Fallout in a three way ladder match. (4) Mercury vacated the title due to various injuries (5) Mark Stevens defeated Angelous for the vacated title. (6) Chris Storm defeated Chris Wilson and Mark Stevens in a Last Man Standing Submission Match (7) Triple threat match also involving Xstasy (8) Triple threat match also involving Mistress Sarah (9) Triple threat match also involving Perfect Bo (10) Four way match also involving Fallout and Longdogger Pete (11) Triple threat Miami Mayhem match also involving Longdogger Pete (12) Triple threat match also involving Danny Williams (13) After winning the ICTV title from Frost, Neilsen rejected the belt, returning it to Frost and naming him the new champion. (14) Frost vacated the title on 3/21/03. This was a match for the vacant title. (15) Toxxic won the ICTV title in a four corners tag match triple fall match in which the first fall was for the ICTV title. The four teams involved were Toxxic & Jimmy "The Demon" Liston, Wildchild & Johnny Dangerous, Todd Cortez & Mike Van Siclen, and Terrence "Janus" Bailey & Aecas. (16) Ace Lezaire was Landon Maddix's opponent for the ICTV title after Janus vacated it earlier on the same night, having just won the SWF World Heavyweight Title on June 13th, 2004. (17) Max King was beaten in a Dumpster Match by Landon Maddix, for the title. However, due to a controversial decision in the match the title change was stricken from the records and King's title reign was deemed to have continued regardless. (18) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 138 Days Most Title Reigns - Fallout, Orochi/Thoth, Sacred and Landon Maddix, 3 Most Days with Title - Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix, 220 Days **** SWF UNITED STATES / JUNIOR LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. OUTCAST -- 10/29/00 -- Spike -- 36 Days (1) 2. DIVEFIRE -- 12/04/00 -- Outcast -- 21 Days 3. MERCURY -- 01/15/01 -- Divefire -- 36 Days 4. AXIS -- 03/02/01 -- Mercury -- 45 Days 5. PERFECT BO -- 04/16/01 -- Axis -- 69 Days 6. EDWIN MACPHISTO -- 06/24/01 -- "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens -- 28 Days (2) 7. GRIMEDOGG -- 07/22/01 -- Edwin MacPhisto -- 28 Days 8. THOTH -- 08/19/01 -- Grimedogg -- 92 Days (3) 9. MERCURY (2) -- 11/19/01 -- Thoth -- 7 Days 10. BOBBY RILEY -- 11/26/01 -- Mercury -- 11 Days 11. SACRED -- 12/7/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 72 Days 12. XSTASY -- 3/1/02 -- Sacred -- 21 Days 13. JAY DAWG -- 3/22/02 -- Xstasy -- 9 Days 14. K-OS -- 3/31/02 -- Jay Dawg -- 5 Days (4) 15. JAY DAWG (2) -- 4/5/02 -- K-Os -- 8 Days 16. JAY DAWG (3) -- 4/28/02 -- Perfect Bo -- 33 Days (5) 17. TOM FLESHER -- 6/4/02 -- N/A -- 17 Days (6) 18. CHRIS RAYNOR -- 6/21/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 9 Days 19. TOM FLESHER (2) -- 6/30/02 -- Chris Raynor -- 36 Days (7) 20. "TNT" TAYLOR NICHOLAS THOMPSON -- 8/5/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 4 Days 21. TOM FLESHER (3) -- 8/9/02 -- "TNT" Taylor Nicholas Thompson -- 35 Days 22. TOD DEKINDES -- 9/13/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 49 Days 23. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 11/1/02 -- Tod deKindes -- 30 Days 24. DANNY WILLIAMS -- 12/1/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 55 Days 25. MAK FRANCIS -- 2/7/03 -- Danny Williams -- 16 Days 26. DANNY WILLIAMS (2) -- 2/23/03 -- Mak Francis -- 21 Days 27. MAK FRANCIS (2) -- 3/16/03 -- Danny Williams -- 15 Days 28. MICHAEL CRAVEN -- 3/31/03 -- Mak Francis -- 23 Days 29. MIKE VAN SICLEN -- 4/23/03 -- Michael Craven -- 11 Days 30. MICHAEL CRAVEN (2) -- 5/4/03 -- Mike Van Siclen -- 49 Days 31. MAK FRANCIS (3) -- 6/22/03 -- Michael Craven -- 10 Days 32. MICHAEL CRAVEN (3) -- 7/2/03 -- Mak Francis -- 19 Days 33. EJIRO FASAKI -- 7/21/03 -- Michael Craven -- 93 Days 34. JOHNNY DANGEROUS -- 10/22/03 -- Ejiro Fasaki -- 49 Days 35. LINCHPIN -- 12/10/03 -- Johnny Dangerous -- 28 Days 36. CHARLIE "GRAPPLER" MATTHEWS -- 1/7/04 -- Linchpin (8) -- 9 Days 37. "SACRED" ANDREW BLACKWELL (2) -- 1/16/04 -- Charlie "Grappler" Matthews -- 51 Days (9) 38. "COYOTE" COY WEST -- 3/7/04 -- "Sacred" Andrew Blackwell -- 24 Days 39. STRYKE -- 3/31/04 -- "Coyote" Coy West -- 14 Days 40. "WILD" COY WEST (2) -- 4/14/04 -- Stryke (10) -- 26 Days 41. LANDON “LA CUCARACHA” MADDIX -- 5/10/04 -- “Wild” Coy West -- 34 Days 42. ALAN CLARK -- 6/13/04 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 10 Days 43. THE MASKED MAN -- 6/23/04 -- Alan Clark (11) -- 28 Days 44. MANSON -- 7/21/04 -- The Masked Man -- 26 Days 45. "THE CORONA" VLADIMIR EVERHEART -- 8/16/04 -- Manson -- 9 Days 46. DAVID CROSS -- 8/25/04 -- "The Corona" Vladimir Everheart -- 9 Days 47. ACE LEZAIRE -- 9/3/04 -- David Cross -- 16 Days 48. DAVID CROSS (2) -- 9/19/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 24 Days 49. ACE LEZAIRE (2) -- 10/14/04 -- David Cross -- 8 Days 50. TODD CORTEZ -- 10/22/04 -- Ace Lezaire -- 60 Days 51. SEAN DAVIS -- 12/21/04 -- Todd Cortez -- 29 Days (12) 52. LANDON "LA CUCARACHA" MADDIX (2) -- 1/19/05 -- Sean Davis -- 46 Days (13) 53. AUSTIN SLY -- 3/7/05 -- Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix -- 19 Days 54. "THE DEAN OF PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING" JAY HAWKE -- 3/25/05 -- Austin Sly -- 5 Days (14) (1) Outcast won a 20 Man Tournament for the US Title, defeating Spike in the final. (2) This was a two fall, two title match, involving Edwin MacPhisto, Mark Stevens, Perfect Bo and eXodus. (3) Thoth defeated Grimedogg, Alex Cross and Robert Steele, in a Last Blood Match (4) This was a triple threat elimination match also involving Lady Red. (5) Due to a controversial decision the title was held up on 4/13/02. This was a match for the vacant title. (6) Jay Dawg was stripped of the title on 5/31/02. This was a triple threat match for the vacant title also involving Annie Eclectic and Xero. (7) This was a triple threat match also involving Jay Dawg. (8) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (9) Sacred defeated Landon Maddix on February 1st, 2004 to unify the United States and Smartmarks Junior League Championships. (10) This was a triple threat match also involving Todd Royal. (11) Alan Clark was involved in a four corners match with Todd Cortez and Aecas for the title where the first pin wins; Clark was the man pinned in the match. (12) Sean Davis won the USJL title in a 'Double The Titles, Double The Pleasure' match, by climbing the ladder and retrieiving Cortez's belt. Also involved in the match were Munich and Carnage. (13) The Intercontinental Television Title was also on the line in this match. (14) ICTV Champion Johnny Dangerous defeated USJL Champion Jay Hawke to unify the two championships on March 30th. Longest Title Reign - Ejiro Fasaki, 93 Days Most Title Reigns - Jay Dawg, Tom Flesher, Mak Francis and Michael Craven, 3 Most Days with Title - Sacred/Andrew Blackwell, 123 Days **** SWF WOMEN'S CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. KELLY CONNELLY -- 10/13/04 -- n/a (1) -- 25 Days 2. MEGAN SKYE -- 11/7/04 -- Kelly Connelly -- 44 Days 3. KELLY CONNELLY (2) -- 12/21/04 -- Megan Skye -- 60 Days (2) (1) Kelly Connelly was given the belt as a present by Max King on October 13th. The first official defence of the belt occured on October 22nd, with Kelly retaining the title in a fourway dance against Ebony, Annie Eclectic and Megan Skye. (2) This was a Triple Threat, Christmas Tree Match also involving Jet. Longest Title Reign - Kelly Connelly, 60 Days Most Title Reigns - Kelly Connelly, 2 Most Days with Title - Kelly Connelly, 85 Days **** SWF LIGHT-HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP **** (IN-ACTIVE) 1. MAYOR MCCHEESE -- 9/18/00 -- NTD -- 19 Days (1) 2. CURRY MAN -- 10/07/00 -- Mayor McCheese -- 22 Days 3. "INSANE" JOE FLYER -- 10/29/00 -- Curry Man -- 28 Days 4. MAYOR MCCHEESE (2) -- 11/26/00 -- "Insane" Joe Flyer -- 19 Days (2) (3) 5. BOBBY RILEY -- 12/17/00 -- Exploding Chicken -- 61 Days (4) 6. NEILSEN OF THE JUNGLE -- 3/09/01 -- Bobby Riley -- 45 Days (5) 7. SACRED -- 4/23/01 -- Neilsen of the Jungle -- 6 Days (6) 8. ANDREA MONTGOMERY -- 5/27/01 -- eXodus -- 40 Days (7) 9. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO -- 7/06/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 8 Days 10. ANDREA MONTGOMERY (2) -- 7/14/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 8 Days 11. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (2) -- 7/22/01 -- Andrea Montgomery -- 56 Days (8) 12. JAMIE "KID BULLET" BJORK -- 9/16/01 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 35 Days 13. FALLOUT -- 10/21/01 -- Jamie Bjork -- 140 Days (9) 14. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (3) -- 3/22/02 -- Fallout -- 42 Days 15. EREK TAYLOR -- 5/3/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 23 Days 16. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (4) -- 5/26/02 -- Erek Taylor -- 63 Days 17. TOM FLESHER -- 7/28/02 -- El Luchadore Magnifico -- 68 Days 18. ANNIE ECLECTIC -- 10/4/02 -- Tom Flesher -- 35 Days (10) 19. EL LUCHADORE MAGNIFICO (5) -- 11/8/02 -- Annie Eclectic -- 4 Days (11) (1) This was for the vacant title. (2) Triple Threat match, also involving Exploding Chicken (3) Mayor McCheese was thought to be "killed" and his title was vacated (4) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (5) Triple Threat match, also involving Spike (6) At From the Fire (4/29/01), in a three title, three fall match, Grimedogg won the Light Heavyweight Title fall, however, he was over the limit, and the title became vacated. (7) Ladder Match for the vacant title. (8) Four way ladder match also involving Chris Storm and Mayor McCheese (9) Triple threat match with Mistress Sarah and the Hardcore Title on the line as well (10) Triple threat match also involving Tod deKindes (11) Triple threat match also involving Mak Francis. The Light-Heavyweight Title was suspended on 11/12/02. Longest Title Reign - Fallout, 140 Days Most Title Reigns - El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 Most Days with Title - El Luchadore Magnifico, 173 Days **** OVERALL STATS **** Longest Title Reigns 1. Fallout, 140 Days (LHW) 2. Wildchild, 138 Days (HCG) 2. Landon Maddix, 138 Days (ICTV) 3. Wild and Dangerous, 134 Days (Tag) Most Title Reigns 1. El Luchadore Magnifico, 5 (LHW) 2. Chris Raynor, 4 (Tag) 2. Ash Ketchum/Michael Craven, 4 (HCG) 2. Wildchild, 4 (Tag) 2. Johnny Dangerous, 4 (Tag) Most Days with Title 1. Wild and Dangerous, 256 Days and counting (Tag) 2. Landon Maddix, 220 Days (ICTV) 3. El Luchadore Magnifico, 209 Days (World)

How much publicity did Lawler/Kaufman get at the time?

Ironically, seeing Hoff with that avatar is confusing me. Whether that's habit or a comment on your drawing power, I've no idea.

LOCKDOWN TLC Match- Martial Law v. Wild and Dangerous v. Manson and Griffon Pre-CFuck Promo The SWF X-Mas Party(~!!)

On the evidence of voting, put me down for most Under-Appreciated. Seriously.

Until the end of the year, it seems I'm taking over the Women's Division with CC and PFL both not around. So, I might not be able to write much of the TLC. But, please, no 5-Way. Writing the 3-Way TLC for the SWF was bad enough on my brain...ten people is WAY too many. Boiz vs. GPX vs. Black T vs. Zack/Rodez is fine. We need to explain why Zack and Rodez would be teaming though. If we had Cal say they impressed as a team during the 6 Man a few weeks ago and he thinks they'd make money as a team, then that'd be fine. Then I can do a promo for next week with Zack and Rodez.

CW/Rodez is in.

If whoever's posting can tag something on the end, that'd be great, as I've run out of time. Didn't get as much done on hols as I expected (i.e none), so I've been flat out finishing this and...well, I had to rush end. So yeah, thanks in advance to whomever. --------------------------- COLE Well, this jampacked 2005 Angleslam rolls on as next up, we've got the meeting that's been a full four months in the waiting, between Leon Rodez and Christian Wright. A lot of stuff has happened in those four months, but our production team were too lazy to fix us up a video, so we'll simplify it as 'they don't like each other much'. Wright arrived at Living Anglelously, costing Rodez the X-Division Title...which at the time seemed like a fan attacking. But it was all part of a grander scheme. Wright has been looking to expose Rodez's seedy past since the turn of the year and eventually suceeded. Since then, Wright has been trying to force Rodez into a change of character. Despite all this, Rodez has remained the same Leon Rodez that the people have grown to love and has remained admirably calm through these past four months, which in turn has frustrated Wright more and more. Until tonight, when that and the no contact clause go out of the window and they step into the ring one on one. COACH The video would have been quicker. CABOOSE Not to mention easier on the ear. Call me when you hit puberty Mickey. COLE My Mom says it's just a matter of time. CABOOSE She's been saying that for ten years. The arena goes dark, save for a single white spotlight at the top of the ramp, as "Creep" by Radiohead begins to filter through the P.A. Just as the lyrics begin, Christian Wright emerges slowly through the curtains. He stops in the spotlight, head bowed, waiting as the boos intensify around him. [i]"I wish I was special..." "You're so very special..." *DRN-UN* *DRN-UN* "But I'm a Creep!!"[/i] Wright tugs his hood down from off of his head right on cue, holding his hands out to the side with a focused look on his face as he begins to stride down the aisle. The crowd continue to jeer away, but Wright ignores the negative reaction with little more than a sneer and a turned up nose. BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen, your following Grudge Match contest is scheduled for one fall, with a thirty minute lime-limit. And in this match, by ruling of OAOAST General Manager, Calvin Szechstein, there will be NO interference!! Introducing first...hailing from Raleigh, North Carolina. He weighs in tonight at two hundred, thirty three pounds. "THE NATURAL"... CHHHHRRRRRIIIISSSSSSTTIIIIIIAAAAANN... WWWWRRRRIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHTT!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE For Christian Wright, this has to be the biggest match of his OAOAST career thus-far. No titles are on the line, no contenderships either. This is about pride and this is about a personal grudge. But as well as that, it's a chance for Christian Wright to really further his career, at the expense of a former OAOAST X-Division Champion of the world. CABOOSE It is and that's what Christian's all about, now that he's alligned with Drek merry band of whiney brats. He's all about furthering his career, at the expense of others. COLE You bring up Drek Stone...and as you heard in the introduction, no interference in this one. Drek and the GPX, Bohemoth...nobody can get involved in this one. I guess Calvin wants to see as fair of a match as possible. CABOOSE Oh, the irony. Entering the ring, The Natural removes his robe and carefully places it over the top turnbuckle. He then turns back to the entrance way with an eager expression on his face as he waits...almost daring Rodez to make his entrance as he hangs over the ropes, impatiently hopping from foot to foot. A building "RO - DEZ!" chant has surfaced but Wright hasn't noticed yet, too focused elsewhere. [b]*GOOOOONG!*[/b] "YYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" [i]"GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN! GET DOWN, GET DOWN!"[/i] The crowd pop for the mad grooves of "Jungle Boogie" by Kool and the Gang, coming to their feet all around the glaring Wright. Wright remains unmoved and continues to watch on intently, as the curtains ripple and Leon Rodez strides through to a thunderous ovation! The usual happy-go-lucky smiles and jigs aren't there as Rodez has a focused look on his face, staring back down the ramp at his opponent who encouraging him on. BUFFER And his opponent...from Grand Rapids, Michigan. He weighs in at two hundred, twenty eight pounds... he is "SILKY SMOOTH"... LLLLEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOONN... RRRRRRROOOOOODDEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Remaining at the top of the ramp for his introduction, Rodez sets down his gold flowing robe and sets off down the rampway. Jawing towards his opponent all the way, Wright continue to hang over the ropes. Until Rodez reaches the ring, at which point The Natural backs up enough to allow him to enter the ring...before instantly getting right in his face! Wright and Rodez go nose to nose for a moment, forcing referee Charles Robinson to interject himself early and pull the two men apart. A slight smirk emerges on Rodez's face, while Wright continues to ramble away in front of him. COLE A lot of tension here. Both these men have been waiting a long time to face off, one on one. Plus they haven't been able to come into any physical contact what-so-ever for more than a month, aside from Ultimate X at License To Pin. Not wanting things to get out of hand, Robinson moves Wright back, knowing that Rodez is content at least to wait for the opening bell. With Wright back, Robinson then turns to the timekeeper's table and calls for the opening bell... *DINGDINGDING* "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" The chants go up as the bell sounds, Rodez still smirking as he hears them. As the bell sounds, surprisingly, all hell doesn't break loose. Instead, Rodez stays in his corner, Wright looking noticeably cautious as he begins to walk out from his. Rodez sees this and lounges back into the turnbuckles. Raising the ire of Wright, who stops in the centre of the ring, pointing to his feet and DEMANDING~ that Rodez come to face him. The eyebrows peak as Leon asks the crowd if Wright is serious... *SHOVE!* ...and gets his answer, as Wright steps forward and pushes him firmly in the chest! "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!" Rodez falls back into the corner and again smirks, pulling himself up using the top rope... *SHOVE!* ...and pushing Wright back! COLE This is almost like cat and mouse, both men waiting for the other to make the first move! COACH Well, they ain't gonna win by shovin', that's for sure. Staying in the centre of the ring, Wright again dares Rodez on and finally The Silky Smooth One obliges, stepping forward and locking up with The Natural. Both men jockey for a moment, the tight collar and elbow lock-up going back and forth before finally the two break off from each other at a stalemate. Wright growls to himself, Rodez loosening up his wrists while keeping half an eye on Wright. Extending his hands, Rodez teases Wright for a moment before backing off again, sizing up the situation. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" This time, Wright does react to the crowd, yelling at them to shut up and getting soundly booed for his troubles. The two men then face up again, cautious to lock-up with Rodez the first to try. Wright shrugs his leading arm away though, stepping behind with a waistlock. Quickly Rodez turns and twists, trying to escape. Wright hangs onto him though, forcing Rodez to go into the ropes for a break. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" "FI..." Begrudgingly, Wright breaks, but not without a shove in the back of Rodez. Instinctively Leon wheels around but Robinson is again in to make sure the match doesn't break down into a fight. Wright backs away, trying to figure out his next move, while Rodez holds up his hands to Robinson to show he's 'cool' with the admonishment. He then jigs into the centre of the ring, meeting Wright in another fierce lock-up. This time, Rodez gains the advantage, pulling Wright down into a side headlock and wrenching away on the head. Wright searches upstairs and down for an escape but finds nothing, as Rodez again tightens the hold. COLE A slow and cautious start, maybe not what we expected but by no means friendly. CABOOSE I don't know, I think this was expected. Rodez is too dumb and nice to be going straight for the jugular from the opening bell and Christian, as he's said many times, is not a violent man. COACH *scoffs* CABOOSE Winning the match is more important to both guys than simply crippling each other. I mean, sure, they do hate each other. But neither man is what you'd call 'bloodthirsty' coming in. Clinging onto the headlock, Rodez tighens up his grip a second time. Wright's far hand reaches up for some hair, but doesn't find any. So instead, he waits for an opening, before slamming a forearm into the ribs and then pushing Rodez off into the ropes. Back rebounds Rodez, barging in with a shoulder block that knocks CW down. As Wright lands, Rodez hits the ropes again quickly, vaulting over the roadblock made by The Natural. Coming back, Rodez ducks under a clothesline. Still he runs as Wright turns and goes for a hiptoss. But Rodez manages to counter into a hiptoss of his own, flinging Wright over. Immediately Wright is up, but immediately he's back down, with a side headlock takeover by Rodez...which Wright instantly counters, pulling Rodez into a side headscissors. Boos go up in the arena, as Wright points to his temple to show how smart he is. Not realising that Leon Rodez is in the process of kipping-up out of his headscissors and diving back to re-apply the side headlock! "YYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH!" The crowd cheer, but Wright isn't down for long. Pulling himself to his feet, The Natural places an arm under Rodez's chin to force him back into the corner. Ever the nice guy, a clean breaks is given by Rodez... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!!" But that proves to be a mistake, as Wright cracks him with a vicious knifedge chop! *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!!" And a second! Rodez doubles over in the corner and clutches his chest, as Wright pulls him back up. Grabbing an arm, he then whips Rodez out of the corner and across the ring. As he approaches though, Rodez sticks out his hands, grabbing the top rope and pushing himself up and over The Natural who was following close behind. Wright hits the turnbuckles and staggers out, Rodez hooking him over with a quick snapmare as he turns. But Wright shoots his legs up quickly, pushing Rodez off before he can capitalise. Wright then scrambles to his feet quickly, but charges in recklessly and finds himself snapped over with another side headlock takeover! "YYYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" COLE Rodez right back to that side headlock...effective in the right hands, but also extremely frustrating to be in. CABOOSE That's why he's using it, frustration. He hasn't stopped frustrating Wright for months and he's not going to stop now, unfortunately. With the headlock applied, Rodez lounges back onto his opponent's chest, looking to keep him neutralised as well as frustrated. Wright tries to apply the headscissors again, but Rodez avoids it. Before avoiding it a second time. So Wright is forced to pull himself back to his feet, going to the kidneys with a couple more forearms before pushing Rodez off and into the ropes. A sudden rage then takes him over as he balls up his fist and swings out...far too obviously though, allowing Rodez to duck underneath and leap onto Wright's back, pulling him down into a crucifix... 1... 2... Kickout. Wright and Rodez both scramble up at the same time, with Rodez instantly going back to the side headlock. Wrenching with the hold, Rodez then takes Wright over with it back to the mat. Furiously Wright pounds the canvas, while Rodez just smiles to himself once more. CABOOSE See, he's clearly getting frustrated now. And that's not good. COLE It sure isn't, because the frustration is causing Christian to make stupid mistakes, which could cost him the match. Looking in complete control, Rodez lounges back on the headlock again. Wright has been taken off his game and doesn't bother trying a fancy escape, instead snapping a leg up and PUNTING Rodez between the shoulder blades, the smack bringing grimaces to the faces of the fans in the first few rows. And to Rodez, who loosens the headlock enough for Wright to lever him back into a pin... 1... Kickout. Rodez falls back with the headlock intact and decides to jam his left fist into Wright's head as a reciept for the kick, causing Wright to writh in pain and the crowd to go wild. COLE ATOMIC NOOGIE~! COACH OMGATOMICNOOGIE'D~! CABOOSE That's it, I quit. The fans applaud the simple and pretty ridiculous 'move', as Rodez re-affirms his side headlock. And with Wright still reeling from the Atomic Noogie, Rodez carefully leans over, placing The Natural's shoulders on the canvas... 1... Kickout. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" Getting his senses back, Wright turns over slightly to his knees, using them to help pull himself off the canvas. Wtight then gets back to his feet and softens Rodez up with a couple more forearms to the kidneys. Slumping slightly, the headlock applied by Rodez isn't as strong anymore and Wright easily pushes him off, sending him hurtling off towards the ropes. As he comes back, Rodez suddenly dives off his feet and wipes out Wright with a crossbody block. The Natural tries to catch his opponent but eventually loses his balance and falls, but pushes Rodez off before a pin can be counted. Both men scramble up again, with Wright catching Rodez on the rise and hauling him up into a fireman's carry position. Wriggling free, Rodez falls behind and quickly pulls over Wright into a sunset flip... 1... 2... Kickout. Wright kicks right up to his feet, but stumbles straight into the side-headlock trap once more! Furious at himself, Wright slams his feet in a mini-tantrum while Rodez wrenches on the headlock. Meanwhile, Wright is reaching for some sort of escape...and finds a handful of hair, using it to pull Rodez over onto his side. Referee Robinson doesn't notice the hairpull but Rodez still has the headlock on and is happy to stay on his side with the hold applied for the moment. Until Wright begins to pull himself up again. This time, once to his feet, Wright grabs the hair again...again not noticed by the referee but noticed by the fans, who howl away at the blatant cheating. Rodez is pulled against the ropes eventually, with Wright releasing the hair and breaking...before shocking Rodez with a firm knee to the gut! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Ugh, what a cheapshot in the ropes! Rodez has been trying to wrestle this match, despite everything that Christian Wright has done to him. But for someone who preaches morality, this Wright isn't exactly wrestling with morals and integrity. Rodez doubles over, as Wright tries to loosen up his neck from the much headlockery that has affected it, with Charles Robinson admonishing him all the while. Feigning an apology, Wright shrugs Robinson off and pulls Rodez from the ropes, tripping his feet from underneath him. Holding onto them Wright then splits the legs and stomps Rodez firmly in the gut, leaving him writhing in pain. Followed by a firm, nochalant punt into the ribs. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" The crowd have to rally behind Rodez for the first time now as he remains hurt on the canvas, Wright swaggering around him with refound confidence. Measuring his opponent, Wright slams his boot into the lower back. Before stomping Rodez as he turns over, deep in the gut. Wright then reaches down and pulls Rodez up by the hair. Rodez is still doubled over and can do nothing, as Wright rears back and slams a Million $ Kneelift up into his chest. The momentum sends Rodez staggering back, falling down through the middle and bottom ropes, landing with a hard thud on the arena floor. Wright turns away and mugs in the direction of the crowd, as Rodez remains down on the floor, forcing Robinson to administer a count. "ONE!" "TWO!" "THREE!" "FOUR!" COLE A sudden change of momentum here. All it took was that one, hard cheapshot and Leon Rodez has been reeling ever since. CABOOSE Call it a cheapshot all you want but I didn't see him do anything wrong. COLE Well, of course YOU didn't. "FIVE!" CABOOSE A knee is a perfectly legal move. COLE Not when the referee's asking for a clean break it isn't! "SI..." Rodez is only just now beginning to stir, but Christian Wright tries to leave the ring to go out after him and ends up accidently breaking the count. Robinson forces Wright to go back before re-starting his count. Up to his knees, Rodez holds his gut as he uses the apron to try and pull himself back to his feet. Wright walks over and peers over the ropes, smirking at his hurting opponent before sitting down on the middle rope, mockingly holding the ropes open for his opponent. "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE Oh come on! CABOOSE What now? Don't try telling me that's illegal, please. COLE It's not illegal. But it's a total lack of class...look at him, just mocking Rodez as he tries to get back in the ring. With the count by Robinson stopped as he tries to get Wright away from the ropes, in vain, Rodez drags himself up onto the apron. One arm clutches his ribs and the other the middle rope as he leans himself up and tries to get into the ring. But Wright slams him with a punt to the ribs before he can get fully in, to more jeers from the crowd. Rodez hangs half and half over the middle rope as Wright is again warned by the referee over his conduct. Wright doesn't take much notice though and measures up the lower back, driving his knee into exposed kidneys of his dangling opponent. That sends Rodez falling back into the ring, right at Wright's feet. The Natural cockily turns to the crowd, pointing down at Rodez and seeming to ask if this was all the challenge he had to face. At his feet, Rodez begins to stir though. So Wright refocuses and pulls Rodez to his feet by the hair, turning him to the corner and slamming the side of his head into the top turnbuckle with authority! Falling to a seated position, Rodez clutches his right ear with a grimace...as behind him, Christian is measuring him... *SMACK!* ...for a brutal Dragon Kick! *SMACK!* ...and a second. Rodez writhes in pain, as Wright shrugs him down with the flat of his foot, before power-stomping The Silky Smooth One in the chest! WRIGHT I AM DOING THIS FOR YOUR OWN GOOD!!!!! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" The fans don't seem to agree with Wright mad cry, which seems to fire him up a little more. Grabbing Rodez under the head, Wright pulls him to his feet and hoists him up into a fireman's carry. This time, there's no wriggling out, as Wright takes a step before tumbling forward with the Honor Roll! The 233 pounds crashing into Leon's sternum leaves him gasping for breath, easy prey for a pinfall... 1... 2... Kickout. Wright gets quickly back up to drop an elbow on Rodez before he can recover. He then walks off across the ring, adjusting his elbowpad as he recieves more abuse from a different part of the crowd. With the elbowpad sorted, Wright then comes back over and helps Rodez to his feet, popping him with a quick jab. Falling back into the corner, Rodez is helpless, as Wright stomps him quickly once, twice and a third time in the gut, before lining him up... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!!" ...and lashing him with a knifedge chop! Rodez falls forward to his hands and knees, getting kicked hard in the gut again. And again. A clubbing right hand follows across the back of the head and Rodez is under a barrage. Stepping away, Wright measures his opponent, slowly dropping an elbow across the back. Rodez's back arches from the move, Wright turning immediately over into a quick pinfall attempt... 1... 2... Kickout. Getting nothing, Wright quickly tries to slow things down as he applies a modified abdominal stretch on the mat. COLE Now it's Wright slowing things down and I think you're right here 'Boose. These two are concerned with the win as much as, if not more than, injuring their opponent. Rodez tries to fight out of the stretch and turns inwards towards Wright, ending up in a front facelock which is still uncomfortable but at least isn't hurting his ribs at the moment. Pulling up Rodez, Wright keeps the front facelock on and wheels him towards the ropes before releasing and sending him for the ride. Wright then sets, catching Rodez on the rebound and launching him up, across the top rope with a Stun Gun! Snapping back off the ropes, Rodez stumbles back, with Wright rushes past him to hit the ropes in front, hooking Rodez down with a high-impact clothesline. Down stays Rodez, still favouring the ribs, while Wright staggers on after the clothesline and waits against the opposite ropes. Encouraging Rodez to get back up, Wright waits impatiently, hopping around with fists clenched in anticipation. Rodez finally begins to get back up as all around the arena, the crowd try to warn their man what awaits him. But he doesn't seem to hear, staggering to his feet and turning as Wright suddenly charges. Approaching Rodez, Wright ducks his head looking for a Spear... ...but Rodez snaps a knee up at the last minute, catching Wright FLUSH in the jaw!! "YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!" Now it's Wright staggering backwards, with Rodez hitting the ropes and charging. As he swings out with a clothesline though, Wright ducks, catching Rodez under the arm and head. Hooking the hip, Wright then lifts, twisting a quick 180 as he pulls Wright off of his feet and plants him on his head with a Uranage Suplex!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!" Rodez recoils on impact, Wright dropping across him with a cover... 1... 2... Kickout!! "YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!" COLE Kickout, but that's clearly done it's damage! CABOOSE This is more like Christian...to be working the neck. And now he's back to what he does best, we're going to see him in full flow. Despite his kickout, Rodez remains down. Wright looks down on his opponent with destain as he gets to his feet, hands on hips as he muses over his next move. Deciding eventually to drag Rodez to his feet, driving another knee deep into his abdomen to keep him doubled over. Wright then comes off the ropes, getting a run-up on another hard punt into the ribs, connecting with enough force to take Rodez off his feet! Rodez lands on his knees but slumps forward, face-down and hurting. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" Pulling Rodez back up, Wright hits a quick vertical suplex to place Rodez in a suitable position, before beginning a climb to the top rope. But Rodez is beginning to determinedly clamber back to his feet, so Wright re-thinks his plans and leaps back into the ring, nailing Rodez with a boot to the side of the head. This time Rodez remains down, but Christian pulls him up anyway and scoops Rodez up for a slam. Rodez flips over the top though, landing behind Wright and shooting him towards the corner. Wright extends a boot, which hits the middle turnbuckle and stops his momentum, allowing him to catch Rodez running in with a back elbow to the jaw! Rodez wobbles but somehow remains on his feet, as Wright climbs to the middle rope and reaches forward for Rodez. Grabbing him by the head, Wright pulls Rodez in and signals for the Tornado DDT to boos from the fans, as he positions himself carefully on the ropes and launches himself into the air. Rodez manages to counter though and is able to push Wright off, so he flies into the centre of the ring and crashes face-first into the mat! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!" COLE Counter by Rodez! And now, it's Christian Wright who is in trouble! Wright drags himself up, holding his gut as he walks gingerly over towards Rodez...to recieve a boot across the pectoral area, snapping him up to a vertical base. As he does so, Rodez takes a backstep before shooting out the leg again, for a Superkick... ...DUCKED!! "OOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!" Wright quickly capitalises on Rodez's momentary distraction, snatching a waistlock. He then sets, preparing to take Rodez over with a quick German. But, after only going up halfway, Rodez tumbles forward and manages to bring Wright over with a victory roll... 1... 2... ONLYTWO! COACH Woah! He nearly shocked Christian there! Back up clambers Rodez, trying shake off the pain in his ribs as Wright gets up with him. Quickly Rodez moves in and fires off a jab on Wright... ...and another jab... ...a jab... ...but Wright ducks a fourth jab... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and nails a series of stinging knifedge chops to weaken down Rodez. It succeeds as Rodez doubles over, sucking wind as Wright grabs Rodez and yanks him down by the hair. Robinson warns Wright about the use of the hair but Wright doesn't so much as notice him as he sets about following up, quickly flipping Rodez onto his back and grabbing the legs of The New Age Love Machine. No fool, Rodez knows he's in trouble and tries to scramble free. But Wright pulls Rodez back in, and quickly turns Rodez over and into a Boston Crab! "BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" COLE He's got him locked in the Boston Crab! Wright is trying to capitalise on that back injury, but we all know the heart Leon Rodez possesses. CABOOSE Yeah, but what good's heart going to do when your ribs are being torn apart? COLE It'll keep Leon Rodez in this match, that's what! Wright sits back and is already nodding his head, confident that he's got the match well in hand. Meanwhile, the agonised Rodez starts to claw at his own face from the pain that he's in. The referee is right there with him to check for a tap-out, but Rodez shakes his head with a 'no'...scanning around the ring for the ropes, which seem to be close by. But Wright sits back a little further with the hold and it seems Rodez is going to tap out... ...until suddenly, he starts pushing up! Rodez has his eyes locked on the bottom rope and begins to reach out for them. Wright turns his attentions to the Angleslam set though, watching the big screen and seeing Rodez reaching for the ropes...so begins to walk forward, pulling Rodez back inch by inch away from an escape! Despairing boos fill the air, as Wright sits back in, with Rodez now a considerable distance away from the ropes. An agonising distance for Rodez and his supporters! Howling in pain, Rodez makes another effort to reach the ropes as he starts to drag Wright's 233 pounds along towards the ropes once more. Wright sits back again, but still Rodez crawls, with determination and sheer grit as he begins to gradually get nearer and nearer to the ropes. Suddenly, Wright stands up, adjusting hold of the legs and folding one over the other, hooking his arms in between and sitting back once more with Rodez trapped. COLE Texas Cloverleaf! Wright adjusts the Boston Crab into the perhaps even more effective Texas Cloverleaf! Now Rodez is going nowhere, unable to crawl any further with CW's knee planted on the back of his head. So it's lucky that Rodez is just centimetres from the ropes... ...WHICH HE GRABS! "YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Frustratedly, Wright flings the legs down and steps away from Rodez, who continues to cling onto the ropes despite the broken hold. Wright fumes for a minute, before going back to Rodez. Grabbing a leg, he pulls Rodez and tries to get him away from the ropes. Clinging on for dear life, Rodez won't go though. He grabs the rope with a second hand as well to further hang onto the ropes, Wright still tugging away in hope. Reaching up, Rodez grabs the middle rope now with his hands and waits for Wright to pull again, using that momentum and his grip on the ropes to somersault backwards, landing on his feet in front of Wright...and stopping short, clutching his ribs! CABOOSE Ha! He might have a lot of heart, but he's sure lacking in the brains department, huh? With his opponent momentarily incapacitated, Wright snatches an arm and sends Rodez across the ring with an irish whip. Rodez hits the opposite ropes but suddenly puts the brakes on, much to the confusion of CW who hesitates for a moment before sprinting forward at Rodez. But Rodez is ready and prepared, side-stepping Wright on the way and drop-toe-holding him across the middle rope! COLE Uh-oh! CABOOSE I hate this... Eventually, Wright settles on the middle rope, as behind him Rodez goes the dance, hits the opposite ropes, sprints back at Wright... ...WHO MOVES!! "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!" Missing the "Call That Bitch Bojangles", Rodez bounces back off the ropes and into a knee to the spine, executed with pin-point precision by Christian Wright! Stopping suddenly, Rodez clutches his lower back. As meanwhile, Wright steps to the side and takes Rodez over with a quick back suplex. COLE With those bad ribs, Rodez just can't mount any offense here! Wright leaps back up and grabs a handful of Rodez's hair, dragging him to his feet slowly. As he does, Rodez fires a right hand to the gut of Wright. But Wright quickly drives his arm down across the back of his opponent which drops him back down to his knees. Stepping behind Rodez, Wright quickly pulls up the New Age Love Machine and just as quickly pops the hips, taking Rodez up and over with a textbook german suplex which folds Rodez up across his trapezius area, jolting back and neck! Slumping into position, Rodez remains down as Wright leaves the ring and begins to climb to the top rope! COLE Look at this...Christian Wright going up. This is a rare move. CABOOSE Yep. It might not be smart, but it's rare. Reaching the top, Wright assesses the distance before adjusting up top, launching off... ...and MISSING the Holy Grail Frog Splash!! COLE Rodez got out of the way! Wright crashes and burns. Both men are hurt and set about trying to get back up. Despite his miss, Wright is up first. Rodez meanwhile uses the ropes to pull himself up, his ribs clearly still bothering him. "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" "LE - ON!" Eventually he reaches his feet but falls into the ropes from exhaustion, allowing Wright to stride across to Rodez and deliver series of right hooks into the ribs of the New Age Love Machine. With each hook, Rodez slumps further into the ring ropes and it looks like all his energy is gone now as Leon's eyes begin to droop down with the rest of his body. Wright whips the weary Rodez around so his back is to the ropes, with nowhere to go and prime pickings... *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...for a knifedge *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" *SLAP!* "WHOOOOOOOO!" ...and two more, leaving Rodez gasping for air. With Leon unable to suitably defend himself, Wright grabs Rodez by the arm and irish whips him across the ring. Rodez rebounds and can't stop himself before getting hooked under the armpits and lifted up for a Wright Off... ...but it's countered, with a small package... ONE! TWO! THRE... NO! A little shocked, Wright gets back to his feet and catches Rodez with a boot to the gut. That doubles over Rodez and leaves him prime to be placed in a standing headscissors, which brings the crowd to their feet to will Leon to counter. COACH Could be a Crucifx Powerbomb here... With a quick pause to fire the crowd up, Wright lifts Rodez up... ...only for Rodez to float over the back, countering into a sunset flip... ONE! TWO! THREEEEE!!! COLE RODEZ TAKES IT! RODEZ SURPISED WRIGHT, AND GETS THE PIN! CABOOSE WHAT THE HELL!?! *DING DING* Rodez scrambles out of the ring with victory intact, as Wright comes to his knees wondering what the hell happened. BUFFER Your winner of the match... LLEEEEEEEOONN... RRROOOODDEEEZZZZZZZ!!!! "YYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!"

Couple of Survior Series 90 questions. 1. What was the with of the 'Ultimate Survival' Match at the end? The heel side was DiBiase and Slick's four guys, none of whom had any reason to face Hogan or Warrior or even Santana, except Martel for his never ending feud. DiBiase wasn't anywhere near the top of the card and Slick's guys were jobbers, it did no good to anyone. I guess it gave a chance to put Hogan and Warrior on top to close the show, but surely they could have come up with a better match at the end? 2. What was Vince trying to achieve with The Gobbledy Gooker? Was it always going to be that in the egg? Was it supposed to be more than a one-off appearance? 3. Was Slaughter already pencilled in to be champion before this, because he looked anything but championship material, got hardly any heat, beat up three jobbers and got DQed.

Delirious- BAH! BAH! Pure awesome. Eddie Kingston- A great heel, great brawler, underrated wrestler and seemingly getting better. Cheech- Push him! Jigsaw- Probably the best CHIKARA wrestler atm. Given a chance he could do well in the lower-card. Tyler Black- Danny Daniels' trainee, he's had some good matches with Matt Sydal and others in the IWA. Might need a little more ring experience first though.

The Jayson Grant Memorial Trophy - For Wrestler of the Year Toxxic The Divefire Memorial Trophy - For Comeback Wrestler of the Year Clearly it's Mags. The Jay Dawg Improvement Award - For Most Improved Wrestler Cortez. The Axis Memorial Trophy - For Most Under-appreciated Wrestler ME! Or...Jay Hawke The Rane Memorial Trophy - For Most Impressive Career Toxxic. The Fallen Tag Team Trophy - For Tag Team of the Year In the absence of anyone else, W&D The Midnight Carnival Cup - For Stable of the Year Rev0. The Ace of Clubs Trophy - For Heel of the Year Pretzler, he's such an ass of a character. The William Heartford Trophy - For Rookie of the Year Has to be Zyon. The Grand Slam Trophy - For Face of the Year WC

The Hville Thugg & Edwin MacPhisto Cup of Champions - For Best World Champion Toxxic. Two great reigns. The Fallout ICTV Champion of the Year Award Landon Maddix...because, shit, I had it for a real long time. The Thoth US Champion of the Year Award Todd's the only one I remember doing anything with it, including me. The Andrew Blackwell International Champion of the Year Award Jay Hawke for making it HIS belt. The Grimedogg Hardcore Champion of the Year Award Cortez again. The El Luchadore Magnifico Cruiserweight Champion of the Year Award On length, Spike

The Pay Per View Match of the Year Award 2005 Clusterfuck Match, if only because I was actually arsed to do it unlike 95% of the field. The Non-PPV Match of the Year Award Ejiro/Toxxic, 5/18 2005 The Feud of the Year Award Not wanting to vote for myself (twice), Toxxic/Pretzler gets my vote. The Cyclone Comet Trophy - For Promo Writer of the Year Toxxic, if only for consistancy/number. The Nathaniel Kibagami Trophy - For Promo of the Year Pass for the moment...

Guess who's back! Yeah, stuff'll go down from me involving certain people who know who they are.

- Some sort of training stuff with Jade and Leon. - CW Promo - Maybe some other stuff.

Czech bringing the obvious.

Something Bischoff did on Raw. He tried being Canadian to stop Canada cheering Cena, or something.

Yay for JJJ, new Cruiser Champ. Yay for Hawke's promo at the beginning. And yay Zyon for another good match. Other stuff happens which is pretty good. Oh, and kudos on a great promo from our 2-time Heavyweight and FIFTY DAY~! (And No Defences) Tag Team Champion, Johnny Da.. ...wait, what...again? Wow. Even Kibs showed more as champion! LOZ0RS~!

Problem is, if they get rid of Bischoff, whoever replaces him will be a cookie cutter, carbon copy of the Heel GM because it's a reliable crutch for WWE booking. Same gimmick, different player. At least if it's Bischoff, he's a decent and believeable enough GM. Alternative is maybe Coach as GM, or I guess Shane O and then maybe turning Long heel if Shane doesn't. I can't see them without one Face Authority Figure and one Heel Authority Figure. As I said, they're booking crutches. Sure, they could do without the crutches...but it's easier and safer with them.

Cricket. YAY! I usually just have it on in the background or watch highlights programs because, let's face it, it's not always the most exciting sport around. But it's certainly been a lot better in this match. I can watch 20-20 games okay and the one day games, because they're designed to be quick. When Tests are designed to be 5 days, it tends to have slow patches. But...yeah, it's been great entertainment so far. It'd be better if we were winning, but still.

What can I say...I've got a photographic memory for unimportant stuff.