King Cucaracha

My major gripe with the game is it's way too pro-England. Club and country. The European Cup's been won by English clubs every season but one on my game, with two all English finals. UEFA Cup is almost as bad. Oh and England as a national team are pretty much unbeatable. World Cup and Euro Championship winners.

You know, having the website is great. But where exactly are we planning to, you know, put it? If the only place people know about it is TSM, it kinda defeats the object. I'd suggest maybe asking Dames to put something on the main page. After all, we're part of his site. And, we pay to be here, don't we?/

"TNA!" "TNA!" "TNA!"

Uhm, yeah, I think I'll have a World Title shot kthanksbye. While I think of it...I didn't get confirmation, but I get to pick the stip right? Cause I've got some in mind. And by some, I mean I've got a list of 20 to choose from. So...I'll announce the stip once I know who the champ'll be.

Okay. I've been having laptop problems for a while. Blue screen comes up, power cuts out, takes three or four attempts to start up sometimes. So, obviously I'm trying to work around it until I get get it taken for a check-up. But as I was working earlier, I get this little yellow triangle with an '!' in the midle popping up, telling me that My Documents (C:) was corrupted and that I should run Chkdsk. Or..something. I tried opening My Documents and again, it tells me it's corrupted, can't be read. And, it's times like these I wish I'd listened in Computer Studies. Or, that we'd done something worthwhile in Computer Studies. Any ideas/advice?

Yeah, I'm about 6 seasons in. Started as Wales as something 'easy' and ended up getting to the World Cup Quarter Finals. Then Hartson, Giggs and Speed retired and Bellamy got injured pretty much consistantly. Took over Palace 2 seasons in too, saved them from relegation from December and then built them up to an FA Cup win and Charity Sheild win the next season. Top finish 6th. I've got Kevin Koffi, Sinama-Pongolle, Mosquera and Mantorras as my strikeforce who are all pretty decent. Gerard and Joaquin are both playing awesome and I've got a lot of squad depth. In 03/04 he became an England regular for me (as Villa) and I swear he must have scored 50+ in one season, all competitions...30+ in the Premier. Not as good on FM though, obviously.

To Mak- For the record, we showed, yeah. But what with it being Valentine's and stuff I had to rush the ending quite a bit. But yeah, Toxx did a great job for the main event anyway. Pity he saw fit to make me tap, but whatever. Revenge'll be sweet, eventually. The Spike turn too was good work from all involved and hopefully this'll give Spike the shot in the arm to get him up the card, while putting the Cruiser belt on someone still establishing himself.

Hmm. Well, there ya go. As I say, this was just a thought I had last night. I figured it'd make more sense to put it out there, rather than thinking about it and then dismissing it. Anyway, rebuttal wise, everybody keeps talking of the competitive nature of the fed. I just hope we get all these new writers who everybody keeps either a) talking about or b) waiting to appear from whever exactly they're going to find this place, and soon. Because right now, 'competitive' is kinda a misleading word, considering we had to drop...what, two matches off the card on the last show because nobody wrote? And how many of the actual matches were won by no-show?

People actually WANT another Cena/Angle feud!?! I hate to be the second coming of Anglesault, but god, it was bad enough the first time around. The only saving grace was No Mercy's match. With Angle/Michaels, you have a potentially serious feud, which is what Smackdown needs. A straight up, old school feud. With Cena/Angle, the formula is predictably uninspiring. Cena makes fun of Angle, does some 'funny' raps, Angle gets mad, Cena wrestles Luther and Jindrak for a month. Oh, and we might even get to see Angle rapping again! It's not going to be like JBL who sofar has been given the chance to insult Cena in the good way (bringing up valid points). Angle will always be booked as a joke in these feuds. No there's not. They feuded a year and a half ago and then Cena didn't like Angle when he was GM. Which, again, was months ago. HBK/Angle has a current storyline, build off the Rumble, intrigue of a first time meeting. Angle/Cena is the same 'OMG you are disrespectful' theme as half of Cena's feuds.

I knew there was something Needed to check the boards for. Well, there goes my fee.

If any of you had any taste in music, the theme would be "Boom! Shake The Room" by Jazzy Jeff and The Fresh Prince. Or "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye.

ECW Hardcore TV, Stevie Richards debuts his half-length shirt and shorts combo. Styles- I get it...you look like him (Raven). Richards- That's right! Styles- Are you familiar with the Village People? ...nevermind. Wrestlemania IV Heenan (to Bob Ueker)- You recieved 7,000 votes to get into the Hall Of Fame. You'd have gotten a lot more, but you ran out of stamps. IWA:MS Ted Petty Invitational 2004, 7 Man Elimination Match Fannin- Why are there so many guys in the damn ring? Stone- Since when did we do Royal Rumbles? Candido- This is a $10,000 battle royal isn't it Jim? Fannin- This is ridiculous. Candido- It's professional wrestling, it was ridiculous to begin with! It's a bunch of grown men wearing women's swimsuits. *Candido says something about the first two introduced, but is silent for the next* Stone- Wait, why didn't you say something good about Alex Shelley? Fannin- Alex Shelley..great technical wrestler. Candido- Yeah, but he's no this guy right here. *during one of the faster periods in the match* Candido- There's..another ridiculous spot.

Nah, we're not gonna be doing that Toxxic. I don't think we NEED the USJL Title right now. That's the only one I'd advocate suspending. But then again, stick it on someone like Max or Pretzler or the guy I'm giving it to might give it a boost. There's no WAY we're getting rid of the ICTV belt. Too many records to break for moi. I'm surprised Wildchild hasn't ripped off everybody's scrotums for even thinking of dumpin the Cruiser belt. Cortez is making the Hardcore belt mean something again. Can't see us getting rid of the Tag belt either. The Women's belt on the other hand...

Main Event – Tag Team Match Landon “La Cucaracha” Maddix and “The Franchise” Mak Francis vs. Toxxic and Sean Davis Dream Team, bitches. Sub-Main Event – SWF Cruiserweight Championship “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins © vs. “The Critic” Scott Pretzler Special Guest Referee: Wildchild It's a one in three shot of Spike winning. Spike's come on leaps and bounds, but this Pretzler guy has something special. Reminds me of...well, me. Plus, Wildchild's writing Pretzler to win no doubt. I dunno, it's a tough call but I'll say Pretzler's match beats both WC and Spike and shuts them up for a couple of...minutes. ICTV #1 Contenders Match “Urban Legend” Todd Cortez vs. “The Icon” Max King Intrigue~! I'll go with stable pride and then worry about all these records I'm trying to break. 95 Days and counting. Singles Match Austin Sly vs. Alan Clark He learnt all he knows from me, of COURSE he'll win. What does the crowd want to see? LUMBERING GIANTS! Dominic Korgath vs. Carnage I'm hoping he'll show because I am awesome.

Pfft, I wish.

Well, it isn't how I wanted to do it, but expect me to drop the USJL belt on the show. Three guesses who's getting the belt.

Well, the whole point of Mall Brawl was me dropping the title. I expected at least Davis to show so I figured I wouldn't need to write a losing match. I guess I'll just have to drop it the old fashioned way.

Agreed. ...I'd be shocked if Rooney's goal didn't win GOTM. That was an awesome strike

Another thoroughly pointless friendly with nothing of any note coming out of it. Surprise surprise. I don't know why they bother with friendlies anyway aside from revenue. They didn't even give AJ a proper run-out, sticking him on the right wing (WTF was that!?!) and that was after the game had died out on the hour. Complete waste of time and sadly, that could be the end of AJ's England career before it ever got going. Just like Beattie and Ricketts.

I've always liked Jericho, but I'd never group him in with the Benoits and Eddies in terms of wrestling quality the way that many do. He's more than capable of great matches but I've never bought him as a consistant top-notch performer, at least in the same league as Eddie and Benoit.

Nova invented the WWE Style. Come on, someone had to say it. Fact is, they way they've introduced him, it'd be stupid to let him go all out with moves. He's supposed to be a sponsor turned wrestler, who has an amateur wrestling background. We're not supposed to know he's Nova. So having this sponsor turned wrestling busting out Spin Doctors and Novacaines wouldn't make a whole lot of sense. The gimmick alone is entertaining enough and Nova to his credit is pulling it off damn well...he doesn't need the flippy floppy style.

Well, thanks for reminding me that I still need to find an AngleMania opponent. This whole 'homage to Russo' character development has kinda taken over slighty.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure superplexes and moves of that nature count.

You wouldn't be saying that if Rock's movie career failed. Rock had a better shot as a movie star than Lesnar as a pro-footballer when push comes to shove, sure. But if he wasn't making the millions, it would have been a 'dumb decision'...because these situations are always judged on the end outcome. It's only a good business decision if it works. Your reasons why Lesnar shouldn't have left are idiotic. If he had a million dollar contract and his own plane, he MUST have been happy, right? I mean, he shouldn't take a risk and take up a challenge when he could simply half-ass through life with lots of money, right? Because, clearly that's the only issue here. Money. At least, as far as you're concerned. Lesnar is an athlete. Money isn't the only thing all athletes respond to. Some like to challenge themselves. Do they need to? No. Why do they? To see if they have what it takes. Some try movie careers. Some try going into politics. Lesnar went for football. Some succeed. Some don't. I don't think he's an idiot for taking a risk if it's what he wanted to do.

Benoit's Crossface has been almost chinlock esque for the past few weeks. At first I figured it was a case of one night and him having problems with certain wrestlers. But, it's been executed like that more than a couple of times now.